#also lol because i'm Unhinged

[saltpepperbeard]

stepping through scenes™ as i do and

...there was another shoulder touch?

THERE HAD BEEN ANOTHER SHOULDER TOUCH?????

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Edit #i'm eating drywall lol i'm losing my MARBLES #Again #You'd think with how many times I watch the episodes and comb through them #I'd have all the little moments under my belt #I'd be aware of everything #But nope lol NOPE #//STILL// FINDING THINGS THAT I DID NOT NOTICE DURING THE PREVIOUS 500000 WATCHES HSDKLS #but anyway yeah uh lol i'm Dying <3 #Because Ed had definitely been gently beckoning Stede to leave #An EXTREMELY married moment if you ask me #It's very much giving: your love is lingering in the store and they already found what they need #and you're like 'OKAY OKAY YOU FOUND IT NOW LET'S GO PLEASE' SJDKLSHK #also lol because i'm Unhinged #i was also able to pick up on a SLIGHT hint of taika's voice right as the scene cut too #so there had definitely been more before the cut that was edited out #SO MMMMMMM MAX SEASON 1 EXTENDED CUT WHEN LMAO???

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[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[warpedpuppeteer]

I don't know if it was the audio quality or not but it's so hilarious that Eddie just goes BUCK in such a loud voice. It's giving me 'I'm so cool with my queer best friend I'm so supportive' 😭✋🏽. "You look great together" and he sounds strangled, still talking in a high pitch voice. "Have fun, stay safe!", he probably says as he grins too wide while clutching his forgotten girlfriend's hand tightly.

#idk #it's just funny to think about Eddie being extra enthusiastic to show that he supportive and is A-okay with Buck being bi #but he just makes everything awkward lol #and buck's like what are you doing #and Eddie's like supporting you! #and also I'm a huge fan of Eddie spending his entire date talking about Buck #because he actually so would #mr i learned maths from my gf #also low-key jealous eddie #he'd be like: personally i wouldn't have chosen this place for my first date #and: oh! oh no i would NOT have chose THAT wine buck doesn't even like that one much #and marisol is there like be for real right now #and he's clutching the spoon so hard his fingers are turning white as he cheerily says: tommy's a-he's a nice guy he'd be good for buck #buddie #911 abc #911 spoilers #PLS i NEED unhinged eddie trying to be supportive but also low-key jealous #and keeps doing this until someone points out what he's doing #and he's like WHY AM I LIKE THIS #and someone shakes him like: because you're in love with him! #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley

[xbraveheartx]

About your last post... The loading screen doesn't say "Now loading" but "Now lying" so… It would make sense. Although it's getting confusing trying to make sense of what is implied, hinted and can be trusted haha (btw, you're giving me life with all your posts thoughts on LoP ♥)

You're too sweet oh my goodness, I'm glad you're enjoying my random ramblings and overthinking on this edgy silly little game (affectionate) ♡

The loading screens do say Now Lying, and I always thought it was just a quirky little... pun for the game, since it's called LIES of P. I don't think there's any... extra depth to it, aside from it being a fun little nod to the game's title-- but I mean, with how the contradictions are starting to rise... Maybe we should be analyzing them more critically!

I like what @/artmunsblagh said in the comments here, and I think my response basically just sums up my thoughts on it! I think a lot of the time, we're given the "Public" excuse of what happened, and then we're left to discover the truth on our own ♡

#Lies of P #Lies of P Spoilers #I'M GLAD YOU ENJOY MY RANDOM THOUGHTS I just scream into the void 9 times out of 10 LOL #I have so many thoughts on this game it physically hurts me sometimes #I also remember there were loading screen bits for Fox (Claudia) and Black Cat (Lucio) and considering the truth we discover for them? #I'm curious as to what the loading screens say. Because it could definitely support this theory!! #THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE ASK YOU'RE TOO KIND FOR ENABLING ME AND MY UNHINGED OBSSESSION LOL

[comediakaidanovsky]

getting dragged to a full day board meeting tomorrow, where they haven't prepped anyone from production, so they're very much ambushing us. also the executive who i'd normally be loyal to started the week strong by being an unforgivable asshole to me, so i'll be heading to this off-site in the rich part of town with literally no ally in the room. very excited to spend the day trying to ensure that everyone on my team keeps their job. great stress-free start to the year

#the reason i'm so disgusted with how aew run their shit is because every single management story gives me war flashbacks #gonna stay up too late tonight and pregame by watching an absolutely unhinged number of scenes from succession #tho i will be the only person in that room who is integrated on the dev side and actually has detailed info on production #so it is likely that i'll be able to finesse throwing some of the execs under the bus while ~simply stating facts~ #but with that comes the whole aspect of like #this meeting being the forum where i choose my new dumbass rich guy to be loyal to #and to be frank none of those assholes seems like a solid choice to hitch my wagon to #but i'm also not sure i'll make it out of that room without clearly stating loyalties so #wish me luck #genuinely wish i could do the emily 'i love my job i love my job i love my job' mantra from devil wears prada but fucking LOL #my boss isn't even meryl streep what even is the point

[icewindandboringhorror]

Current temperature inside of my room right now in the middle of the night whilst about to go to sleep... villain origin story...

#You just get SOOOOO tired of being hot all the time for multiple days straight.. with very little relief ever... hhHHHH #I forget that I literally lose my mind and become evil every summer like clockwork #I don't evenknow what I mean by that because I'm just as calm/monotone as ever lol.. but I just feel more evil.. low level pent up rage #or something. nothing changes on the outside but on the inside it's like hmm.. I'm like 5% more hostile than I usually am #not outwardly expressed still of course. but just.. my bones are made of a little more violence recently.. #percentages moving around. My character stats get a temporary modifier all summer where I feel chronically just a LIIIITLE more noticably #unhinged. like I will never do it of course. but I will think about. maybe I'll just throw all the plates at the wall and break every wind #ow with a baseball bat. No. I shant. I would never.. but .. I could. 5% more than I usually could. But I shan't. but let it be known.. I #c o u l d ...i COULD.. if I had to. but I don't.. but still.. keep the notion in the back of the mind.. hmm.. lol #And this is not even during a heat wave at the moment it's just like.. normal summer.. >:') #I think it's also largely the shitty apartment which was not built for coolness. Like older houses will have tall cielings and those window #above the doors and ceiling fans and be built high up from the ground and all these other ways to manage warm weather #naturally. but cheaply constructed dinky city apartments with no ventilation and windows only on one side and blah blah #It retains heat insanely like being trapped in a green house or something #even with all the windows open & fans in the house and stuff it just doesn't really move air well because the space is not made to do that. #Also really testing my anticapitalism/leftism/etc... sitting and thinking 'damn maybe I should play the stock market.. I should sell #some sculptures and overprice them.. howmuch could I charge for these clothes..' < *is desperate to afford a living situation with central #heating and air conditioning* #Haha! Guillotines?? who said anything about those? I LOVE rich people.. haha.. now what's a guy gotta do to instantly get about $50.000 ar #ound here? haha! kidnap someone and sell their organs? okay haha! I love the free market! going to home depot right #now to buy an axe! Don't you just hate taxes? so glad I live in the best country in the world under the best economic system on the planet #USA! USA!! USA!!! *visibly shaking. nose starts bleeding. you notice i am also levitating off the ground slightly* #ANYWAY gfgfgh.... winter......... my sweet child....i miss you so so much.... SUMMER you are my ENEMY #ah well now it's gone down to 80.4 Farenheight. cancel post. thats such an improvemtn surely I'll be able to sleep soundly now /s #what was I ever worried about? it's all good! haha!! *still levitating a little * #In better news - I have finished the Victorian Pharmacy documentary series and am now watching them build a medieval castle! and one of my #goofy joke song snippets suddenly got 6.000 views on youtube which was cool?? though very random? I made kale chips again. and had asparag #us. And saw a duck. carved a lot of things out of avocado pits. Little tidbits to keep me sane.. #See a funny little duck outside and go 'hmm... life is okay actually :) I no longer want to break windows :3' #then it gets like 85F inside again and you're liek NEVERMINDaaaaaaahhh!!!!! then you see a duck next morning and calm down :)

[saline-coelacanth]

Haven't made a random poll in a long time so here's a question that has been on my mind

#polls #and to clarify this isn't which you would rather eat #this is which one has the better taste #i'm adding the clarification because when i asked my mom this question #she misinterpreted it and thought it was which you would rather eat #also i added the what option for the people who aren't as unhinged as me #since i know some people might see the poll and just be confused lol

[i-have-questions-but-no-answers]

I’m having thoughts about Lady Macbeth and god help me if i cannot find the version of the film I am thinking of because I will start biting

#specifically i'm talking about the 2010 version lol #my mom had me watch it years ago and i remember very little #but i am currently experiencing mild brainrot from finishing Harlots a bit ago #and i found out that the reason I vaugely recognized the actress is in fact because I had seen her before #And now i wanna see what the films vibes are cause Macbeth is fun #and also because i am very gay for unhinged womenTM so like several winning combos that i am so normal about #I have had zero luck with various internet sources #but apparently one of the libraries loosely connected with my local one has a dvd copy so I can potentially do an interlibrary loan #because while i am very gay i refuse to pay money to watch something once online instead of owning it unless there is good reason

[feral-radfem]

The misogyny and dismissal of women y'all perceive as too old to be having an opinion is not lost on me, by the way. Every time I piss someone off on one of these sites I get assigned older and older ages and am told I'm less respectable for doing things that people at my age shouldn't be doing. Yet, none of y'all know how fucking old I am.

Trying to make me the appropriate dismissable age for a woman with an opinion is just misogyny. Simple as that lol.

#lily responds #also #I wasn't reminiscing about my high school days I was establishing that this was a hobby I've had for a while. but whtvr lol #radical feminism #radfems please touch #radical feminists please touch #radical feminist #radical feminist theory #terfs please interact #radfem lesbian #feminism #it's not like I have dementia in my cognitive abilities are failing #this has nothing to do with the cognitive ability of understanding y'all's point and disagreeing #just I'm so old that I should be embarrassed about being loud about my opinions #also calling me an unhinged harpy because I thought it was deranged to joke about children dying is not the move you think it is #the big problem with Rattlers that most of y'all are misogynistic and only here because you think it serves you personally

[crystalkleure]

Funniest shit in the world, though I don’t really see it utilized very much, is when the poor weak, sickly, hospital-bound character is cured of whatever ailment is confining them to the hospital bed, and then once they get their energy back and are actually capable of doing more than just Be Unconscious For Most Of The Day, you realize they are an absolute fucking menace lmfao

They are a reckless, moderately insane, fuck-around-and-find-out type who has weeks, months, or YEARS of pent-up Desire For Chaos And Carnage inside of them that is finally unleashed the moment they are freed from their beloathed medical facility. They get home, everybody celebrates, and then the first thing they do as soon as they are left unsupervised for like half a minute is set off a firecracker inside the house or something. Tomorrow they are going to drive the lawnmower to Wal-Mart. They decide to take up archery and promptly elect to practice on the neighbour’s lawn flamingoes. They’ve started a centipede collection in the guest bathroom. Everybody who is used to only knowing them as the Sad Sick Pitiful Guy Who Can’t Really Do Anything now has to learn [hopefully very quickly] that if anything is suddenly on fire for no reason then it is probably Hospital Guy’s fault.

#.It speaks #Funny shit #Tropreciation #Has anybody literally ever written a character like this #I'm talking about like if Aiga BeyBurst was first introduced as a Hospital Character #Toby MFB and Taiyou + Nosaka Ina11 were kind of close. Not quite COMPLETELY unhinged though. #I would say Nosaka was the closest because he was the least-hinged of the lot but he was never actually Confined In The Hospital #At least not for very long #He was a perfectly active threat even with a brain tumor #There was no surprise element #Toby also fails for a weird reason and that is because in spite of the fact that he totally would build a pipe bomb in the garage just to -- #-- see if he could...his Perceived Personality did not really change upon Attaining Freedom lol. He stayed pretty outwardly-calm and -- #-- reasonable-looking. So the Surprise Element comes not from Sudden Freedom but from his Genuine Vibe Even When Healthy vs. his behaviour #Therefore Taiyou actually came the closest to embodying the Specific Trope I am seeking #He didn't even quite wait until he was out of the hospital to start wreaking his havoc #Jin BeyBurst is ALMOST this trope too because he is definitely a Moderate Mischief Enthusiast and he is also sick but... #...he is not Trapped In The Hospital and never has been. He is perfectly free to wander around and pass out on the floor wherever he pleases #So once again we have zero surprise element. The Goblin Is Not Initially Restrained. #[All of these characters are Big Favourites of mine I am simply contemplating What If We Took The Concept Even Further lol]

[i-will-sing-no-requiem]

after almost 10 months i have only one episode left in my lost rewatch with my friend

should i post my collection of the best quotes my friend and i texted each other while watching? is that something people want to see?

#i'm probably gonna do it anyways lol #also i'm def rewatching from season 1 immediately after #because i have a problem #btw watching shows with someone electronically slaps #because you can just basically talk the entire time #and say the most unhinged shit #also it was my second time watching but she has never seen the show before #lost #abc lost #lost tv #it's been a great time

[elmelloill]

finally found the crunchy used hardcovers that i craved so now i guess i just have two pristine paperbacks to offer to the next person in my life who exhibits a trace of interest in alexander the great..?

#but for now i'm just an unhinged person with too many copies of these books lol #i bought another of her non-alexander books too bc i missed her prose a bit #didn't find the biography she wrote of him though but did visit the history basement of this used bookstore for the first time #funny what a fixation will lead you to #i didn't get any regular history books though bc i don't need a repeat of my sherlock holmes shelf #and also because i feel like. objectively at my level of history comprehension there is not THAT much more that i can learn lmao #and yes waver guards the alexander shelf. ofc. #levblogging

[moononastring]

when are we gonna get the next smtb chapter?

I'm feeling unmotivated so I'm unsure.

#asks #I have some stuff going on in my personal life but also #people ask for fics and then don't interact with it so it's hard to stay motivated to want to post #grateful for the ones that do and I love them with ALL my heart #they're the only ones who keep me going! #but when the ratio of likes vs replies/reblogs is so unbalanced...it just doesn't feel great lol #People ask to be tagged then don't do anything with it so it just feels like a waste 😅 #Maybe people feel out of love with it or aren't interested anymore and that's fine #I have a few anons that like to keep reminding me it ain't shit 😅 #apparently it's neris in disguise or eris is not unhinged enough or there's no smut so it's not worth their time so that's nice LOL 🤷🏻‍♀️ #I'm pretty disengaged with fandom as is so...idk! #I might just post what I have and call it quits until I feel like doing more #but again IDK #idk why I'm tag vomiting but something about putting thoughts in the tags is better than the actual post lmao #I hope this doesn't sound whiney but like creating things and posting it for the world is hard #and yeah we write for ourselves but we also write for people to engage with it lmao #I don't like this need for validation that comes with writing so I ick myself out because of it lmao #ANYWAYS. enough. #'nonnie

[platypusnoise]

i’m honestly reeling at miss flo

so condescending and so intentional

#it's very characteristic of the awful shia to release such a truly intimate and private video because olivia wilde is unhinged in it #unhinged in a way that we all can be wehn desperate and or talking with someone we truly see a connection with #botd wants me to think she was worried about her movie falling apart #cynicism would lean towards her genuinely seeing him as her jack and given certain tthings about his past that hadn't come out trusting him #but #also #there were already so many things out about him that were awful and he had a reputation and an entire movie made about his instability #and florence pugh is a younger woman in whom wilde had a major position of power over especially since she was directing pugh in a role #that had originally been olivia wilde's role #also i'm so impressed by florence pugh in all of this because her silence is so strong and so honest to her character #she is powerful and above it all and good for her. #good! for! her! #i'll prolly delete this tomorrow #but it's all in the tags so may #maybe not #i'm not sober lol

[bereft-of-frogs]

so another way you can tell that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series was written for the unhinged prequel stan girlies...

…*gestures at self*...

...is I have a second…a second fic, that I can, if so inclined, change the tags on to take it from a complete 100% Canon Divergence ‘there’s absolutely no way Disney Lucasfilm would ever go there, this is way beyond what they’d ever do onscreen/Graphic Violence Warning’...to a ‘Canon-typical Violence’ tag. 

Because when I wrote ‘until the night turns’, I really was like...this is super beyond the pale, there’s no way Disney would show even a hint of explicit torture of a 12 year old. and low and behold here we are, back on Nur, with a 10 year old this time. Amazing. thank you Deborah Chow

*my logic also being, I know we see some pretty graphic flashbacks of Trilla in the torture chamber, but without looking up intended canonical age differences, Trilla always seemed like she had a couple years on Cal. Like she just seemed like she was at least 16 or so in those flashbacks, versus Cal being 12 and it seeming absolutely obscene that the Empire would torture a 12 year old like that.

WELL. I stand CORRECTED.

#i drafted this post after episode 4 aired i just had gotten too lazy to link the original fic lol #yes i am self-promo-ing an old fic again BUT i do have something new to post later #so i feel less bad about doing it #anyway dawn of the final day i have my own critiques but genuinely this series was written for the unhinged prequel girlies #and i am grateful XD #kenobi series spoilers #kenobi series #star wars #torture cw #shameless self-promo except i do feel shame lol #which is the real reason it took 3 weeks to actually post this #but also once again if i'm wrong why do i keep winning #i'm going to let the finale air and then i'm going to go edit the author's note on the other one #because i specifically said 'this is so unrealistic obi-wan would never leave tatooine' think again past!self! think again! #ok i'm going to stop second guessing this post and just hit post