#always read the fine print

[ramlightly]

If Malady was plopped into your hell setting, where do you think he'd come from?

Hm, I would say he would a human that made a bad deal with a demon. The deal grants him great strength and powers but is completely at the demon's whims and he's gotten his memories wiped along the way so Malady doesn't even know why he made the deal in the first place.

Perhaps in this universe, Lapis somehow got his hands on the contract and trying to figure out how to free Malady.

#ask #malady #always read the fine print #or you'll end up as an undying knight for a shitty demon

[wefixspacejunk]

Follow Our Rules And You Will In All Likelihood Make It Out Alive*.

*survival not guaranteed. Automnicon reserve the right to withdraw living rights at any time.

#we fix space junk #audio fiction #audio drama #podcast #automnicon #small print #read the fine print #always read the fine print #automnicon: we own you #antimotivational posting

[floatingskull]

faust

#ai generated #ai artwork #ai art #dream ai #ai digital art #aiartcommunity #faust #always read the fine print

[strange-wafflez]

Bas leaving twitter for threads the day before the news of threads launching in the EU breaks…

Coincidence? I don’t think so

#bastille #bastille dan #always read the fine print #mr z*ckerberg knows what he’s doing

[mareenavee]

For the positivity asks!!! I remembered!

3. One of the best takes you’ve ever seen 6. Ship or platonic relationship that you got into because of the fans 17. Something you love that you don’t often share because you’re worried what others will think.

OH HELLO FRIENMBD <3 Let me do a positivity one first today!

Positivity Asks from this game right here.

3. One of the best takes you’ve ever seen

Since I've been YELLING all over tumblr about their work all day, for some reason ( :> ) I'm going to talk about @paraparadigm and @polypolymorph 's Soul Magic in Gathering Souls. (It's NECROMANCY!!!!!! I said I'd yell with ya'll.) Actually. Let me just.... let me let it speak for itself.

From Gathering Souls, Chapter 8: The moth’s soul was tiny—the smallest of flutters, like a gust of breath on one’s cheek. The moment of absorption would have been easy to miss had she not been vigilant to it. It came in a brief flash—a world illuminated, wrought in light of impossible complexity, shadows infinitely richer and more nuanced than hers where its perception stretched beyond her human spectrum. It was pure, unmuddled will, or perhaps pure desire—the moth noticed, therefore it went, with no separation between the doing and the doer, the subject and the object. Its pain was keen, yet brief. There had been neither fear, nor surprise, and she had to keep herself still as a pane of glass to avoid smearing it with her own reaction. She cradled the little thing, the feeling of it like some precious splinter she was loathe to break even as it buried itself in skin and flesh, then deeper until it slowed, suspended in the vast void she only noticed when she came into contact with whatever it was that constituted a being’s soul.

Augh. Just read the series and thank me later.

6. Ship or platonic relationship that you got into because of the fans.

The fans? Hmmmmmm. It's a good one. I really have to think about this one because obviously LDB / or LDB & fics are very common. But less so NPC/NPC. So I'm actually going to talk about a ship I didn't know I needed, or that other people needed, and still am baffled ya'll were behind something that, yes, originally started out as a hellship. I'm talking about Teldryn/Athis. (Ceth, augh your art. I love it. It's here for those wondering.) This ship has spawned two and a half stories so far and I really hope more people pick this ship or platonic relationship up. It works in its weird little way and the people who loved them and read my writing (the fans!) make me want to keep writing more of that.

17. Something you love that you don’t often share because you’re worried what others will think.

I usually am pretty transparent about what I love in fandom. I suppose what I don't say often is that while I don't read pwp, there are a great many fics that feature some degree of smut that has to do with the plot of the story, most of the time. I'll usually read through it unaffected, though, to be perfectly frank. ("Ah yes, good on ya, woo, you did it, now what's the next part of the story...?")

People assume because of my aceness that it affects me in some negative way. It doesn't. I just find it generally incredibly dull LOL. But there are a few pieces where it makes perfect sense to be happening, for the characters. When it's not in there for shock value, then it's good. Even better if it's more psychological, ie -- the less actually said, the more vivid? If that makes sense. No ikea manuals here, pff. No thanks, I know and I'm more than over it.

#positivity asks #AskMareena #paraparadigm #Always read the fine print #gathering souls #errant souls archive #fanficblr #tes #tesblr #elder scrolls #skyrim #skyrim fic

[yesimgoingthatdeep]

Any journal heads out there...

NOTE: i am talking about a specific set of journals; the lost journals of Ven Polypheme

HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIZABETH HAYDON?!??. she is the author of this series and she dissappeared before the series was finished.

This is a call out to any tumblr detectives who will be paid for their work

#you'll be paid in monopoly money #always read the fine print #but seriously its been 6 years where is book 5:((( #lost journals of ven polypheme #Elizabeth haydon

[kickingitwithkirk]

#omfg 😂😂😂😂😂 #always read the fine print #meepmeep #that’s all folks #credit to creator #notspn

[creaturefromthecrabrangoon]

#just fyi #always read the fine print

[nordic-language-love]

So many people saying online check in isn't reliable but literally I have never had issues checking in online before which is why I'm stressing to high heaven lmao

#i always bitch about ryanair but y'know what? check-in is always reliable #easyjet? no issues #jet2? no issues #singapore airlines? no issues #virgin? no issues #british airways? no issues #ANA? no issues #lufthansa? had an issue printing a boarding pass at gardermoen but the actual online check-in was fine #flybe? worst fucking travel experience of my life so far and yet the online check-in was no problem #air china? ALL the issues :) #i fucking read the reviews with people talking about all the issues they had too and i was like ohh well it'll probs be fine #air china were the only flights left so not like i had much choice #ughh probs just gonna try and go to the airport stupid early #if no one's there to help i'll try online check-in again on my phone #if i'm still having issues i'll call them and at least by then their customer service line will be open #guess i'm getting what i paid for lmao this close to christmas booked 5 days in advance only £900 #anyway thanks for your comforting messages i feel a little better knowing other people experience online check-in problems #christmas homecoming crisis

[bmpmp3]

ive been really obsessed with one sheet 8 page minizines recently. there really is nothing like downloading a pdf and printing it out to get a little cut and fold craft project and Right After u get to read a little booklet........magnificent invention

#my familys printer is a little fucked up and has really bad margin cutoffs #(its supposed to be like a normal 1cm margin all around but in practice always forces like 3/4s of an inch to a full inch 😔) #(probably something to do with software or drivers or something) but i dont even mind im just having fun printing out things #i wish more people would put up pdfs for at home minizine printing its so fun #my favourites ive found so far are little games and rpgs #and also i love a good classic informational or personal essay interspersed with images #a few table based generators ive found have also been fun too #a digital zine is fine but i looooove printing things out on a4 paper on my familys fucked up b&w only printer LOL #its fun to hold a little booklet in ur hands and read it!!! its very fun

[a-gal-with-taste]

Sunshine, seafoam, kiss me, gay, why

#are you REALLY mutuals if you don't kiss a little (a lot)? #always gotta be gay for the mutuals #them's the tumblr-rules #read the guidelines it's in the fine-print i swear

[deus-ex-mona]

the more incomprehensible the tags, the merrier i be👀👀

#and i may or may not have rolled around in glee after reading some of the tags sorryyyyy~ #100000/10 would print out the rb tags and plaster them all over my wall tbh #the tags are always a joy to read yoooooooooooooo #adding replies is fine too👀👀 but i may or may not miss them bc i disabled mobile app notifications lmao (mobile master race… when not tling) #if my ego gets inflated even more i’ll probably pop though— #anyways we’re back to our irregularly scheduled memes bc i’m done with fruity translating4 for the next 5 days so how we doin’👀👀 #what’s that~? valentines yujiro~? lolwhoooooops— #inedible blubbering

[aesthetic-solar-space]

Final Offer by Lauren Asher

Feb 2nd -15th 2023 Five Stars This was the final book to the dreamland billionaires triliogy and i can say beyond a doubt that this series only gets better and better with each book. Everytime a new one came out, I would put it off because there was no way it could be better than the one before, right? wrong. everytime i would kick myself for awhile for waiting so long. This one I would say even though it is said to be a standalone, it really wouldn't give you the full effect without without the two before it. Callahan and Cami are literally the best, this girl could take over the world and I would gladly let her. she had him wrapped around her finger from the first second. If you haven't read this series please do so!! Then come back here and tell me all of your thoughts, feels, and vibes.

7/30

#the final offer #terms and conditions #the fine print #dreamland billionaires #alana castillo #cami castillo #callahan kane #rowan kane #iris kane #declan kane #the kane brothers #college student #college life #chronicles of a sick person #adult ish #social distancing #long live the queue #it was always queue #all queued up #read #reads #reader #currently reading #reading #readersofinstagram #new books #book #book review #book quotes #books

[anothergoodtime]

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Nah, if I wanted to hand out my social security number I’d pick a better place than Stripe Connect (full offense Tumblr staff).

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If you really care you can help me out at:

CashApp: $HayzeNicole

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#thanks for asking! #I like my data privacy #always read fine print #but for real I’m struggling hard #any dollar helps at this point #I’m not a beggar I’m just desperate

[madegeeky]

And, finally, dessert which I'm far too full to eat but am doing so anyway.

Basically banana cake with pineapple and maraschino cherries.

#geeky talks #geeky bakes #baking made geeky #i generally like it #i don't think enough to do again though #which in all fairness is most of the desserts i try #which is part of the fun of food #getting to try new things and you like them or you don't #or you go oh if i did this instead i bet that would be really good #and then sometimes you're right and sometimes you're wrong #but food can be so fun if you know that you're not going to like everything you make #there's something so liberating about being able to try something and just say huh don't like that #this is why it's also important to build up a group of people and/or friends you can foist foods upon #so if you make something you don't care for (even if it's technically good) you can give some of it away #(i joke that when you become my friend #you should always read the fine print #because it says that by accepting to be my friend you must let me foist food on you #no you cannot opt out that is a non-negotiable part of my friendship XD)