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sapphicomenn · 3 years

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WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THE AVENGERS

“the tesseract has awakened” oh you mean the glowy cube from captain america AND captain marvel? THAT glowly cube?? cool looking stairs- ew who tf are you? the grim reaper??

what the fuck is a chitauri and why does it sound like sea food. “a world will be his. the universe, yours.” STOP BLAMING THE PRONOUN GAME AND GIVE ME NAMES FFS

ooo shield base. “not a drill.” oh shits going down- COULSON. FUURRRYYY FUCK YEAH. the best marvel characters are here the movie has peaked- oldman from thor is here?? intoresting. and who the hell is this woman tryna question fury??

the glowy cube is a shE???????? HUH??????? oh hey its hawkeye the badass archer guy. oh shit things are going down. the cube is sparking and swirling??- IT OPENED A PORTAL

LOKKIII YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD WELCOME BACK. HE HAS A SHOOTY MAGIC SPEAR LIKE A BADASS. he just took out a bunch or shield with a shooty spe- OHMYGODS HE CAN CONTROL MINDS WITH IT.

“loki. brother of thor.” OLDMAN STFU

GUNS GO PEW PEW ALONG SIDE A GOOD OLD CAR CHASE SKSHSKKSHS. RUN FURY RUNNN. the portal imploded on itself like a moron hA

WHO TF NAMES THEIR CHILD “HILL” WTF. “we are at war.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK A NORSE GOD STOLE THE CUBE YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PROTECT

tis a train and a old building- NATASHA. how tf were you taken hostage? im so glad i have subtitles on otherwise i wouldnt understand a thing these ppl are saying. HOW TF IS SHE KICKING ASS WHILE TIED TO A CHAIR WHAT IN THE HELL-

oh his leg deff broke once he fell off the ledge tied to a chain. cut to a lil gorl running to find a doctor- who tf this is of course. THIS GUY IS BANNER??? i mean im glad they changed the actor but wtf. “theres no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.” YA DONT SAY, ROMANOFF. “STOP LYING TO ME” JESUS FUCK THAT MADE ME JUMP

oh damn shield has their own O5 council? cool. EXPLAIN WHAT PHASE2 IS ALREADY. also dont say thor is bad he is a giant puppy dog with a war-boner.

oh hi steve, working off that PTSD by beating the shit out of a punching bag ay? oh right steve knows the glowy cube. “at this point i doubt anything would surprise me.” “ten bucks says you’re wrong” welp ya owe him ten bucks steve

“is there anything you can tell us about the tesseract to help us now?” “you should’ve left it in the ocean.” WELL THAT HELPS ALOT DOESNT IT. hello there iron man, at the bottom of the ocean.? sure why the hell not

aye stark tower’s about to have clean energy, yay stark! “stark tower, is your baby.” how do you give birth to a tower.???????? KSHSJSHSKSJS COULSON BROKE INTO THE TOWER “is first name is agent.” TONY SKSHKSSHKSVSKSHSKS

*whisper whisper whisper* yeah she bribed tony with sex so he’d work on the avengers and stuff. “the guys like a stephen hawking.” “. . .” “hes like a smart person”

awh coulson is fangirling over steve- watched you while you were sleepin- man you’re awkward. you adorable dumbass. ohshit underground musky lab- OLDMAN AND LOKI

the world is breaking around loki. sea food army is restless- shut the fuck up you stupid looking eye wrapped bastard. WHO THE HELL IS THIS HE?????? welcome back to earth you smexy man

FLOATING WATER BASE

back to avenger tingz. man coulson is the biggest cap fan- oh its a giant sub- NO ITS A GIANT FLYING BASE HOLYSHIT SHIELD THATS AMAZING.

now we go into the meetings and talking related stuff :I yey. “lets vanish” wdym- IT HAD A CLOAKING DEVICE. HA STEVE JUST GAVE THE TEN HE OWED SKSHSKHSKSJS

i dont understand a word of all the science stuff they just said but yay. “i need a distraction. and an eyeball” barton what the fuck why do you need an eye.?

oh lokis in germany, at a very fancy party might i add. loki is best boy ever. even if he just bonked a the head/ OHMYGOD AND STOLE HIS FUCKING EYE JESUS CHRIST INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.??????

“i said. KNEEEEL” dont need to tell me twice-

blagh villain speeches are the worst. why tf did this old guy stand up “not to men like you.” shut up. SHOOT HIM- wtf. steve what the hell are you wearing? what the fuck is that- aye tonnnyyy!!!! he hacked into the jet thingy and started playing music from the speaker thats the best.

CAPSICLE SKSHSKSHKSHSKSJ- ohfuck thunder. THOR WELCOME TO THE PARTY. “im not overly fond of what follows” WKVSKSBSKSHSJS

HE JUST BROKE INTO THE JET AND STOLE LOKI FROM EM. “theres only one god ma’am. and im sure he doesnt dress like that.” cap stfu

“i thought you were dead.” “did you mourn.” damn loki thats harsh. thor is angy at his brother. “you listen well brot-ARGH” “..im listening?” STARK YOU CHOSE THAT MOMENT TO BODY SLAM THOR OFF THAT CLIFF AND LEAVE LOKI BEHIND? REALLY?

“.. tourist.” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KICK HIS ASS, THOR. DONT KILL HIM WITH LIGHTNING THO

if someone throwed me against a tree i wouldnt be walking. im just saying

“THATS ENOUGH.” cap did you think that would work?? and how the hell did your dinner plate stop the power of thor

loki do be in jail tho. how’s this gonna go wrong- oh he smiled at banner. THATS how it goes wrong

tell him off fury! “you have made me very disapoin-“ OH NVM HE SAYS DESPERATE IGNORE THIS

“uNlimiteD pOoWeRRRRR”

“let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.” good comeback fury. i think

“loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard. and he is my brother” “he killed 80 people in two days.” “he’s adopted.” KSBSKSJSJSJSK

“that man is playing galaga. he thought we wouldnt notice, but we did.” TONYKANSKSHKSJSKSJ tony is a fucking legend. “finally someone who speaks english!” “is that what just happened?” steve stfu you’re a fighty man not a smart man

“i do! . . . i understood that reference.” steve nvm keep talking please. PLEASE THE MAN IS STILL PLAYING GALAGA SOSJSKSJSJKS

why is tony eating blueberrys- where the hell did he get blueberrys. “we have orders. we should start following them.” steve you tried to get into the army under fake locations for months AND broke into a german base when you were a showpony. stfu about following rules

“so you’re saying the hulk.. the other guy? saved me” yes. yes we are saying that, banner. aye steve go break into shit like you’re suppost to :D

oh hi again oldman, welcome back. yay shield saved padme, and awh oldman talked about thor alot. thor i love you alot. loki just tell nat where tf you left barton :/ oh barton was sent to KILL nat?? not hire her?? well that went downhill. whomst the hell is dreykov- sao paulo- the hospital fire???? hawkeye wtf why’d you spill it all to loki.

mewley quim wtf kind of insult is that- oh damn nat figured out the hulk is lokis next plan of attack. PHASE TWO IS TO USE THE GLOWY CUBE TO MAKE FUCKING WEAPONS? SHIELD WHAT THE HELL

HA FURY TRIED TO LIE IS WAY OUTTA IT BUT BC STARK HACKED INTO IT ALL HE JUST EXPOSED HIMSKHSKSJSKS

WAIT THEY WERE MADE FOR THOR AND ASGARDIANS? WHAT THE FUCK SHIELD- oh damn lokis staff is the reason they’re all at eachother. probably

“yeah. big man in a suit of armor. take that off what are you?.” “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” well you’re not wrong

guys stop fighting, HAWKEYE IS BREAKING IN. “in case you needed to kill me. but you cant. i know, i tried.” awh thats sad, i wanna hug banner so bad :(

OHSHIT AN ENTIRE WING GOT BLOWN UP THE FLYING BASE IS GOING DOWN- HULKS COMING OUT THATS NOT GOOD. the transforming is scary- RUN NAT

loki stop smiling because the plan is going your way. “it seems to run on some form of electricity.” “well you’re not wrong” tony stop being funny this isnt fair

HULK JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST- NAT GOT BITCHSLAPPED THROUGH A WALL- YAY THOR TO SAVE THE DAY. HAMMER TIME BABYY

*B O N K*

hulk trying to pick the hammer up is funny. BRIDGE IS UNDER ATTACK. DO YOU THINK SHOOTING HULK IS A GOOD IDEA??? HE JUST TOOK OUT FIGHTER JET AND ALMOST KILLED THE GUY FLYING IT

CAP IS KICKING ASS- OH GOD NO THE ENGINES ARE FAILING. OHGOD LOKI IS OUT- THOR YOU DUMBFUCK DID YOU FORGET LOKI CAN DO MAGIC SHIT? NOW YOU’RE STUCK IN THE GLASS CONTAINER

COULSON SAVE THOR! SHOOT LOKI DAMNIT- COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glass cage go brrrrr

HA LOKI GOT FUCKIN SHOT BY COULSON BEFORE HE DIES( :( ) tony almost got minced by the engine thingys

im gonna cry coulson how dare your death make me sad :(( stupid heart breaking aftermath moments.

thor is stuck in a field, banner fell through the roof of a building. awh the security guard is so nice :) barton is a fucking mess right now “how’d you get him out?” “i hit you on the head really hard.” KSJSKKSSK

tony figured out lokis plan- ITS TAKING PLACE AT HIS TOWER? THE AVENGERS IS TAKING ACTION BABY LETS GOOOO

wait a fucking moment, the cards coulson has are covered in blood. so you’d think they were on him when he was stabbed- yet hill just said they were in his locker “they needed the push.” FURY YOU RUINED NEAR MINT VINTAGE COLLECTABLE CARDS TO MOTIVATE SUPER FREAKS???

o hi loki welcome to stark tower

“stalling wont change-“ “no no, threatening. no drink? ya sure? im having one.”

“i have an army.” “we have a hulk.” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE

HA LOKI CANT TAKE STARKS MIND BC HIS HEART IS SOME TECHY METAL CRAPKSJSKSJSKS- i guess choking and tossing him around works. so does throwing hik out a window

oh no the glowy cube just opened a portal for the army of seafood. they look like creatures from halo.

BROTHER FIGHT

CHAOS EVERYWHERE

PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN

what the fuck just growled- HOLYSHIT THEY HAVE A SPACE LEVIATHAN. it looks badass ngl. loki redemption arc? nope he just stabbed thor.

SPACE BIKE GO BRRRRR

yes because arrows and guns will stop the, alien monsters with lazer arms. some how its working. “just like budapest all over again.” “you and i remember budapest very differently.” WTF HAPPENED AT BUDAPEST BARTON AND NAt, HUH?

cap just scared the shit outta some police men HAHA

“i have unfinished business with loki.” “yeah? get in line” barton is snarky right now. banner just rides up on a motercycle like “hi what i’d miss”

“im bringing the party to you.” stark says while being chased by a giant metal space whale who’s crashing and crushing everything in its path along a street

“thats my secret cap. im always angry.” FUCK YEAH BANNER MESS THAT SPACE WHALE UP. HE JUST PUNCHED A GIANT FUCKING WHALE THING.

the music, the avengers circling around. its amazing. well things are gonna get worse bc more space whales showed up

“and hulk. . . smash.”

LIGHT THEM FUCKERS UP, THOR. shield maybe instead of watching, maybe, oh i dont know. HELP THEM???

i dont know what else to say other then its alot of fighting and smashing alien faces into the ground

hulk and thor kicking ass on the back of a space whale is awesome. HULK WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIMSJSOSHSKJSKSJSKSKSKSK

i fuxking love when steve turtle shells behind his shield.

“director fury. the council has made a decision.” “i recognize the council has made a decision. but given its a stupid-ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.” fury never stop being awesome

loki thought he was so smug when he caught bartons arrow, then it blew up in his face. literally IKSKSKSKSKS

HULK FUCK LOKI UP! JSHSKSGKSHSJSHSJSJ HE JUST TOSSED LOKI AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL “puny god.” “*pained wheezing from a smooshed loki*”

oh damn- OH DAMN, STARK. he just jonahed the fucking whale thing and blew it up from the inside. well now the city has a nuke coming for it :/

yall have a chance to shut the portal down, and tony, you want to go INTO that portal and throw the nuke in? wtf stark.

TONY GO BACK TO EARTH DAMNIT FUCKING BASTARD PASSED OUT. yay hulk saved his stupid ass. do cpr.? mayb.? or a hulk roar will wake him up KEJSKJSKSSKJS

tony. you just blew up a alien command center with a nuke, passed out and fell to earth through a portal. and you want, shawarma?

and now back to loki. “if its all the same to you, i’d like that drink now.” ISHSKSJSJSJSKSJSJ

STAN LEEE

the people love em. yey

council lady stfu about the avengers being a threat. they just said the earth and you’re worried about them going rouge??

“if we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?” “they’ll come back.” i mean theres three more avenger movies so i assume so. remodaling stark towers so its the avenger tower? neat!

NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN 3

*MID CREDIT SCENE* oh hi again mr no eyes. do we get to see this HE? OH WE DO. o hi mr 10 chins

once again ignore the misspells it was three AM when i finally finished this and im just now rereading it

#artemis rants #the avengers #avengers #marvel #the mcu #marvel movies #marvel cinematic universe #glowy cube is back!#chitauri = seafood #LOKI #MAN IS PLAYING GALAGA EVEN AFTER BEING CALLED OUT #SHIELD IS A DICK #SPACE LEVIATHAN

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thehypercutstudios · 3 years

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TRoTDGM Scene - Duke’s Transformation

I was in the mood to do Duke the Duck Game Worker content, so here it is, Duke’s Transformation into his Monster Form for a poptropica movie idea: The Return of The Duck Game’s Monster!

*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio following Duke the Duck Game Worker to a trail of Ducks in the path to Eerie Clearing*

Duke: Ay am glay that there ya two are coming with me so we ken stop the feysh mownstuurr frawum stealing mawe rubbuurr dukies.

Ralph: Yeah, well that is what friends do.

Macchio: Yup, Friends stick together no matter what.

Duke: *chuckles as he turns his head around to face the two* Say, are y'all two wawried that there ay will get hurt by that there awful big feysh ayn' it will take my prized rubbuurr duk?

*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio Walking*

Macchio: uhh yeah, we just do not want you to get hurt.

Ralph: yeah, like the time we found you laying on the trash cans with some rubber ducks and we Uh, thought the fish monster got you.

*scene cuts to Duke stops to an area where there is a Log crossing the path and he turns around to the twins*

Duke: Do nahwt wawry about me, boys. Ay will give thay...uhh awful big feysh thay...uhh duke’s beatdown, *he does some poses* ferst ay go faw its ears With ayy wet willie, then ay give it ayy awful hard wedgie, ayn' ay kiked it raheet on his gut! ayn' ay go like- *makes fighting noises* How do ya like me now, ya awful big fish?!

*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio clapping their hands*

Ralph: That sounded Cool!

Macchio: Can we see it?

*scene cuts to Duke*

Duke: Heheh, Ay will show it ta y'all boys once thay...uhh mownstuurr geds it’s ugly feysh face here! ayn' afterwards, ay will let him go because felix done told me nahwt ta exterminate it, remember?

Macchio: Right!

Ralph: We remember! Now why did it leave off a trail of ducks to here?

Duke: Ay do nahwt know Ralph, maybe there is ayy huntuurr who is a-tryin' ta get thay...uhh feysh mownstuurr ferst befawe us. *he places his prized golden Duck on the Log* Ay will just put my prized dukie here just ta lure thay...uhh feysh into it like it is his bait, ayn' once that there, *makes a slap Sound* ay will get him with *shows then his hand* this!

Ralph: Sounds Good, but what can we do?

*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio in Duke’s direction as he points Ralph, then Macchio and then the bushes*

Duke: Ya ayn' Macchio would go ayn' hide in thay...uhh bushes ayn' watch me lick that there slimy creature.

Macchio: Alright, let’s go bro I wanna see Duke’s Beatdown!

Ralph: Alright brother. *camera follows Ralph and Macchio walking to the bushes and hides, with the two peeking and Ralph does a thumbs up* *scene cuts to Duke with his hands On his hips and a amused look*

Duke: Heh, those there two are excited ta see what ay ken do. *he starts marching around while singing his own ditty he made* *scene cuts to the behind of the bush with Ralph and Macchio doing their little discussion*

Macchio: Ralph, you sure that Duke’s the Fish Monster?

Ralph: I am sure, we found Rubber Ducks in his room and some of those ducks do not belong to him. Besides, he disappeared when the fish monster showed up.

Macchio: And?

Ralph: That fish monster is wearing the same jacket, same shirt and same bandanna as Duke, not to mention the fish odor Duke has.

Macchio: hmm, you could be right, but Duke always smells fishy. He always put on a cologne that smells like a Crocodile’s- *mouth gets covered by Ralph, who has heard something*

Ralph: Quiet. *they peek from the bushes to see what’s up* *Scene cuts to Duke looking behind with his eyes as he heard some rustling*

Duke: That’s raheet fish, come ayn' get my duk. *the rustling continues until it stops and then, Duke flings himself to the log*

Duke: Dogpile! *he lands on the ground behind the log, only he finds nothing* Done got ya now! wait, what? *he looks around and he sees nothing* Shoot, that there slimy crittuurr is fast, he done took my duk! *he gets up*

Ralph: Uhh Duke? You sure that was the fish monster?

Duke: Av course the feysh done took my duk! what makes ya say that there?

Ralph: Uhh, you see…

Macchio: Who’s that behind you?

*scene cuts to Duke turning around and see what appears to be a poptropican‘s Silhouette holding a rubber duck*

???: well look who showed up, it is the Duck lover.

Duke: Uhh, do ay know y'all?

???: No, but I heard about this fish monster who has been taking the ducks and I decided to go and find him so I catch him and show that monsters are a threat to everyone, including you and your friends.

Duke: Now wait just ayy minute, ken we just use peace instead av violence? because ay do nahwt think that there would wawk mistuurr.

???: Oh I see how it is, you are one of those people who thinks that anything scary should get a second chance, live with us poptropicans like that Bird Boy..*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio looking at each other*

Ralph: *whispers* Bird Boy?

Macchio: Like Ringmaster Raven?

*scene cuts to back to the figure getting near to Duke*

???:…Pity he is now gone, but enough of that, you have messed up my trap by putting this *shows Duke the Prized Duck* Duck on the log!

*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio gasping quietly, then Duke gasps in shocked*

Duke: Hey! that’s my prized duk!

???: Oh? This thing’s yours? Pffft Hah! What are you? Rich? Hah! You don’t even look rich, you are just a Hillbilly!

Duke: Give it bak! it is mine!

???: You know, forget about the fish monster, I could use this as a selling object…

Duke: Give it bak ta me raheet now!

???: And I could be a millionaire with golden fountains, *scene cuts to Ralph looking up and scene turns into a view of a Full moon* fancy furniture and a pool..

Macchio: Brother, what is this guy’s beef? And why are you looking at the moon?

Ralph: Brother, watch and see if the theory is true.

*scene cuts to a Angry Duke*

Duke: Ya bettuurr give that there rubbuurr dukie bak aw else! *scene cuts to the figure looking at Duke*

???: Or else what? Dump me into your toilet and get Me dizzy? *he laughs as scene cuts to Duke growling, but the growl did not sound human* *scene cuts to Macchio getting excited for What he is going to get it*

Macchio: ooo, that boy’s going to get it!

Ralph: Brother Shush.

*scene cuts to Duke walking towards to the figure, then it changes to Ralph and Macchio watching the action being started, and then it changes to Duke being too close to the figure and he grabs the poptropican by the collar of the clothes*

???: !! *he gets lifted up*

*scene cuts to a Confused Macchio*

Macchio: wait, is that how a wet willie works?

Ralph: Nope, a Wet Willie is where you get your finger wet and shove it in someone’s ear.

Macchio: Oh. *then scene cuts to the Figure being thrown onto the tree but he didn’t break his backbone*

Figure: *gets up in a sitting position. Scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio looked at Duke and then it cuts to Duke looking at his hand like did he do that way while zooming to him And then he grins, revealing his monster form’s teeth as he chuckles nervously*

*scene cuts to the mysterious person*

???: what in the name of Zeus?

*scene cuts to Duke stopped smiling and looks at his hands, which starts to turn scaly and slimy with webs on his fingers while he is making in pain noises, scene cuts to a whimpering mysterious person and then it changes to Duke looking at his arms with his gloves starting to rip*

Duke: GAFF! QUK?! What in the- GULLB!

*scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio watching the scene going down while Duke is making weird sounds*

Ralph: You seeing this, Mac? Duke‘s turning green and…fishy?

Macchio: Yup, and say Uh, Ralph? How you might know he is turning green and fishy?

*scene cuts to Duke crouching and tries to stand up straight, but then it cuts to the view of his bottom that out comes a Green Fish tail*

Duke: YOOOWW!! *scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio who is still watching*

Ralph: Does that answer your question? *Macchio nods yes as Duke’s moaning is heard. Scene cuts to Duke’s Shoes exploded to reveal green feet and the sides of his pants are opening up holes to reveal green skin*

???: uhh, what is going on?! What the heck-

*scene cuts to the backside of Duke as the camera moves up to the head area, who is still whimpering and yowling in pain as the green scales appeared on his new neck and his head, the sounds stops as a rip is heard, scene cuts to Duke’s Belt clicked open and it changes to the mysterious person being hit by a belt, then Duke’s pants, then his underwear and his hat and mustache. The mysterious figure whimpers after he peeked from the hat*

*scene cuts to Duke, who is now a Sea Monster roars like a monster does and it moves to the mysterious thief screaming in fear And it back to Duke, who is now done roaring and he is growling like a fish monster*

???: Uhh, Back! *gets out a twig, really dude?* Back you foul creature! Back! *then, his face turns into fear as he sees Duke grabbing the log and raises up in the air while glaring at the thief, who is whimpering. Then, he tosses the log‘s hole side at the thief, making him let go of the Prized Duck and Duke grabs it with his mouth by eating it, but not really* *Scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio bug-eyed and jaw dropped at the sight that they have saw and it changes to Duke settled down for a moment*

Duke: Grrrr…*he makes weird bubble noises at the full moon while pounding his chest like he is howling, meanwhile at a pond, the ducks are sitting quietly until they heard the noise and quack like crazy at the moon, it changes to Duke finishing it up* *then it cuts to Ralph and Macchio who stands up a little*

Ralph: See what I mean?!

Macchio: Goodness Grease! You are right! The Sea Monster is Duke, that explains everything you told me before!

Ralph: Yeah, what if that Gabe Guy finds out about it and exile Duke from the Town??

Macchio: Oh no! That doesn’t sound good!

*scene cuts to Duke hearing a rubber duck sound from miles away, he looks at the town and gets excited to grab More ducks, so he ran off and scene cuts to Ralph and Macchio being out of hiding*

Macchio: Oh Great, now he is loose!

Ralph: We have to catch up to him and calm him down!

Macchio: But how??

Ralph: Follow me Brother, if we cannot take the bike, we gotta run! *the two run and stepped on the log the mystery being is stuck in* Excuse us.

Macchio: That is what you get, you naughty thief! *does a raspberry*

Ralph: Mac, we will deal with the thief later! We gotta get Duke!

Macchio: Right! *the two ran off to the rescue to calm down Duke as a Fish Monster from stealing more Rubber ducks*

*End scene*

#Poptropica #Monster Carnival Island #Duck Game Worker #Ralph and Macchio #Rebecca’s Scenes

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themanicgalaxy · 3 years

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SPN 4X6 Yellow Fever

wait I think I’ve heard of this one?

so we open with Dean running from dogs, ok excellent

ah so now I get the fear of dogs I get it now

oof hell rly fucked him up

ooo yay consequence

well this coroner’s just Great

he just...dropped dead

wow what a delightful autopsy scene, just lovely

...wait...wait I recognize the cop

IS THIS WHO DEAN FLIRTS WITH

Extremely Germaphobic

Ah wait if the thing is Extreme Anxiety AH GERMAPHOBIC HE’S GETTING SCARED OHH

good foreshadowing if you don’t check the descriptors heh

wITHIN 48 HOURS

Dean is Suspicious of Teens

Tyler and Perry....just like Aerosmith ahahaha they were found out

does it go for naturally anxious people? are they more susceptible?

because Dean is Scared of a Lot cuz of Hell

aha, so Dean being Unsettled by snakes and scratching his arm

OH THE SUSPICIOUS OF TEENAGERS

damn the “tracing back the foreshadowing” is so much fun

20 is the speed limit ahahaha

HE WON’T MAKE A LEFT HAND TURN

wait let me check something

AHAHA SORRY DEAN

THE EYE OF THE TIGER IN THE CAR IS SO FUNNY

ah so he’s panicking

“I don’t even know what that is” AHAH

shockingly, NOT a bedlund episode damn

PERSONALITY TYPE

“fear as a weapon”

the writers want to say THAT was the point, the whole interplay going on with fear, and not that Dean is a dick...which like he is but also not ig

Find out in episode 10!

yeah I’m sure the research is really helping

“you’re dying again, loser” is...oh GOD

He’s doing REMARKABLY well hiding his emotions, I’ll give him that

this motherfucker is just panicking SO HARD I’M CACKLING

“I’ll man the flashlight” AHFPIASDHA

OO and their EMF gets busted because Dean makes them go nuts neat neat

*cat screech* AHHHHHHHHHHH

this is HILARIOUS

ohh the wood chips and Frank’s wife oop

Sam’s little Jump was cool compared to Dean’s Freeze trauma response

they probably did mean for this to be a play on yellow belly huh

...Dean...Flirt with...deputy...when close to death...what mean...what...what mean

oh god this is HORRIFYING(sheriff)

what did he do did he kill the wife

boy how much Fear Tamp Down does this guy(Dean) do on the regular

it’s like he’s doing everything for the first time as a terrified Kid that has to SUCK

aight yeh so Sam is like Traditionally Better with getting answers I’ll give him that

AW KITTY KITTY

hey Dean’s getting a lighting treatment like the monsters last episode is that on purpose

“a lot of people failed Luther, and I was one of them” ah Yikes why did that one hit me

this feels Vaguely of Mice and Men-y, with Luther being Big and Scary but with Cat

Hey Luther(and Lenny) both die in the end.

Although granted, the ghost thing doesn't happen in of mice and men

“Life’s too short for hate” feels important for these two fuckers to internalize

it’s nice that he mentions his expertise though, that’s neat

“you know who does that? crazy people! We’re insane!”

he just...has a list of insecurities he has with himself

this poor motherfucker flip flopped SO hard oh no that sounds kinda like Conflict

oh MY GOD HE’S GOING TO HELL THAT’S WHAT HE’S SCARED OF

along with his brother abandoning him oh joy there's just a List my god

tries for Escapism in movies, fails Ouch

BOBBY AND JAPANESE

also it’s nice to have Sam run point for a bit, he’s fucking GOOD at it

and nice to see him interact with Bobby

Bobby, all the time, every single day: this is a TERRIBLE IDEA

also Bobby: the idiot children can’t be left alone, they’ll get even more stupid shit happen to them

I love bobby singer so much

~hound dogs snarling at your fee-

ah he hid Frank’s killing of Luther

yes go anger the ghost whee

oh good Lilith

oof he really doesn’t wanna go back

40 years oh gOD

they have to kill him again? seems rather cruel

jeez that cut really close

“I’m fine”

Bobby: I call bullshit

god I love Bobby

“Aw he’s adorable” I FUCKING- BOBBY SINGER I LOVE YOU

oooo scenery

thE FUCKING LIL GLINT OF AZAZEL’S EYES AHHH

aw that’s a cute after credit scene

Jensen ackles just....vibing

god dammit this is great

YOU CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING AHAHA

This is fantastic

HE USED HIS LEG AS A GUITAR AHAHA

ok uh wrap up:

1. So kripke said ~wait till episode ten for big reveal~(which I have guesses on), but it’s not cuz Dean’s a dick, it’s because he tries to repress his fear as much as humanly possible. Also repressing other things, which is my theory for the scene with the deputy, no I’m not taking any comments.

2. It’s nice to see Sam just working the case, it’s nice to see him interact with Bobby. I like his character in theory a lot, and when they put it into practice, it’s GREAT! this was FUN! Also the little glints of Azazel(hallucinations though they were) were interesting, I wanna see it as foreshadowing.

3. Dean flip flopping between “mission from God”(previous) and “THIS IS INSANE WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR LIFE”(current) kinda shows off his conflict thing, he’s not sure what to think. Or more likely, He’s coming to terms with the fact that this life sucks and he doesn’t want it, but he’s trying to go an play the soldier to God(a father figure)

4. I love Bobby Singer.

5. I’m sticking with the “of mice and men” reference. It’s probably not real, but I’m having fun vaguely reading into it, just revamped a lil.

#pawswatchesspn #4x6 yellow fever #good scene with deputy #I liked that little glint of Azazel at the end really showed how close Dean's fear is to the surface #and subsequently #how he might no longer want this life #that post credits scene was good #god this show is being consistently good for a bit what the heck #ok now to episode ten Ig

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