#and i like dakota johnson

[ladypoltergeist]

Wentworth: sighs

Me:

#persuasion #why is he always sighing #im sorry but he cant act at all #they have no chemistry #im dead #it was boring #and i like dakota johnson #persuasion netflix

[lezkissgifs]

Am I OK? (2022) dir. Tig Notaro & Stephanie Allynne

#girls who like girls #lgbtq #girls who love girls #wlw #am i okay? #dakota johnson #kiersey clemons

[spiderliliez]

There is always that one guy friend that you trust. AM I OK? (2022)

[+] LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 [+] DAKOTA JOHNSON [GIF Collection] 🌼 [+] ..more on “Am I OK?” 🎬

#PRIDE MONTH #AND I'D LIKE TO THANK THAT GUY FRIEND #Am I OK? #Dakota Johnson #Am I Okay? #Whitmer Thomas #LGBTQ #Quotes

[flung-out-of-asgard]

i love you madame web

#thank you sj clarkson #you do get me #madame web #like come on it doesnt deserve the hate its been getting #critics know no shit #yes i am a movie critic too but im ✨different ✨ #anyway i gave it 5 stars on letterboxd #whos gonna fight me #dakota johnson #she was mothering #sidney sweeney #isabela merced #celeste o'connor #my girls were DOING IT RIGHT #this movie was made for me and i'll die in the line defending it #poetic cinema

[beardedmrbean]

Wonder if it can work again

#madame web #dakota johnson #sydney sweeney #i know it's likely crap #because I haven't seen a single gif of it

[deadlyxlvly]

Moodboard : first house with JSchlatt

#moodboard #if this is bad pls tell me #he watches a lot of home improvement shows he knows what he like #I feel like mid century fits him so well #I can’t see him live in a white / sad beige house #inspo : emma chamberlain’s house and Dakota Johnson’s house #jschlatt coded #schlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt imagine

[estellaestella]

Dakota Johnson cant act, cant emote, sounds as dead as Kim Kardashian. Good at soundbites, though 🙄

#i get that people like her tv interviews but she cant act #nepo kids like maya hawk do great work and hv earned their roles but not Dakota #dakota johnson #Persuasion #had people ripping into her #so i guess she landed this role before that

[thedelucabishops]

The thing about Dakota is that she's an introvert and has the same dry sense of humor i do and that gets misconstrued as bitchiness

#dakota johnson #madame web #we are the same person #me and dakota #cassie webb #anastasia steele #like her interviews are genuinely funny to me #bc i never know wtf shes gonna say #she has a very idgaf attitude and i love it actually

[giallo4ver]

Me watching Persuasion (2022) while cringing myself to death, nevertheless trying to endure it till the end:

#persuasion #persuasion 2022 #persuasion netflix #netflix #jane austen #I'm laughing so hard but it's not bc it's acutally funny #I mean I didn't know what I expected but it wasn't he's a 10 and I never trust a 10 #GUUURRRRLLLLL #AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #WTF #I hope they never touch someone like Shakespeare AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #dakota johnson #cosmo jarvis #henry golding #mia mckenna bruce #richard e grant #nikki amuka bird #suki waterhouse

[ladyofglencairn]

Wow. I watched Netflix's Persuasion and in short, it's a hot mess. The obsession with 'modernising' Anne completely strips her character of all the things that make her so beloved. Strong women come in all forms.

Anne is not Emma or Lizzie. She's Anne. Ffs. Let her be Anne.

#persuasion #netflix persuasion #anne elliot #dakota johnson #this was so fucking bad #like one of the worst adaptations I've ever seen #i was in actual pain throughout #this shitty film should have been left in draft format #🤬🤬🤬

[gromky]

trent reznor and thom yorke both make very good music but as far as soundtracks go reznor’s always take me deeper into the movie and thom yorke’s im always taken out and annoyed about it

#lovedddd sspiria soundtrack. could not get into it with the movie #i also wanted to like that movie so much more than i actually liked it idk #dakota johnson you are nothing to me #im just talking about anything rn hi

[cantsayidont]

AM I OKAY? (2022/2024): Finally streaming more than two years after it debuted at Sundance, this low-key coming out story, scripted by Lauren Pomerantz (based on her own experience) and directed by wives Stephanie Allynne and Tig Notaro, stars Dakota Johnson as Lucy, a 30something stalled artist, and Sonoya Mizuno as her best friend Jane, whose imminent departure to run her company's new London office indirectly precipitates Lucy's belated and reluctant realization that she's gay.

If you've seen any of Tig Notaro's comedy specials or interviews, there's a cadence to the dialogue that you'll immediately recognize, particularly in the interactions between Lucy and Jane — at various points, it feels like you're watching Notaro and Allynne as played by Johnson and Mizuno, which is cute, but, like Notaro's standup, has a tendency to draw out the joke for longer than the punchline merits. That is to some extent also my reaction to the movie as a whole, perhaps because the ending leaves hanging the story's central question: whether Lucy and Jane will get together. It feels like they ought to (Jane isn't exactly straight either, her longtime boyfriend (Jermaine Fowler) conveniently removes himself from the situation, and the story doesn't present Lucy with any romantic options of remotely comparable intensity), but the finale, which recalls the end of BOOKSMART, opts to leave it with a coy shrug.

As a result, AM I OKAY? is not really satisfying as a romance, and the coming-out story itself feels a little wispy: neither funny enough nor moving enough on its own to sustain the whole movie, although it has its moments. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Yes! VERDICT: Pleasant but inconsequential, although if you love Tig Notaro's comedy, you may rate it higher.

#movies #hateration holleration #am i okay #am i okay? #lauren pomerantz #stephanie allynne #tig notaro #dakota johnson #sonoya mizuno #kiersey clemons #wlw #lesbian movies #i like tig notaro but i keep being underwhelmed by her specials #because they have a tendency to belabor jokes that are ultimately not funny enough for the buildup

[maxellminidisc]

I'm begging on my knees but please please leave the fan fiction voice at home if you're a published author, please stop making me think the ghost of Joss Whedon is working through your hand with these flop quips, I'm begging....

#the way they do this in period romances is so funny #like i was telling gabby literary Dakota Johnson moment lmao

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield and Dakota Johnson for Vanity Fair

#I love his expressions so freaking much #andrew garfield #my gifs #I just want to look at him forever #I've gotten used to the beard but I like him best like this #so I can see all of his lovely face 🥰 #andrew my beloved . . . #he truly is the most beautiful person both inside and out #please let me love him 🤞🏻 #and watching this dakota johnson has the most lovely calm voice too #it was kind of hypnotizing listening to her #and the story he was telling in this part was so funny please go watch it

[tosahobi-if]

How do you feel about im siwan for yul 👀 very sweet face but hooo boy the shark eyes at times are terrifying

omg i loooove im siwan he's one of my fav actors (*´▽`*) i don't see why not! i don't have any concrete faceclaims so you're free to imagine whomever you want. i doodle the ros from time to time but i have strong same-face syndrome so their physical appearances are unclear even to me ksfjsj there's no canon here!

(i personally have a lot of difficulty with faceclaims because so many actors have "iphone face syndrome" and i can't actually visualize them in the setting but maybe that's just me HAHAHA)

#anon #for people who don't know #iphone face is an actor who looks like someone who knows what an iphone is #dakota johnson persuasion is where i thiiiink the term came from #but it's stuck with me since #series like hyx get a pass because their setting is basically xianxia lotr #but jxgz is prime iphone face #my friend said mxtx was probably envisioning iphone face #doesn't stop me from taking minecraft fall damage #(´-ω-`)

[strideofpride]

every review I’ve heard of Madame Web so far in my media bubble is essentially “I didn’t say it was good, I said that I liked it” and honestly that makes me really want to see it

and that Dakota Johnson’s nepo baby je ne sais quoi makes the whole movie

No like that’s the perfect way to describe it! People throw the word Camp around a lot lately but Madame Web is really, truly Camp. My brother described it as the opposite of this post with how in your face the 2003 setting is:

And Dakota Johnson is just…the most awkward hot person alive. She’s clearly never interacted with anyone normal maybe ever and now doesn’t know how to be normal herself and I find that really hot idk.

#i liked it SO MUCH Liz lol #I’m sad it’s bombing at the box office cause I want five more #madame web #dakota johnson #terrainofheartfelt #strideofprideanswers