#and rizz is just ‘oh! oh my god’

[c-nstellati-ns]

May I get some elaboration on this, good sir? I require it for scientific purposes -that anon

I’VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE BOYS 🤭🤭💖💖💖

ok ok so. basically. we know how risotto is sporting that attire with the harnesses and exposed chest right? doesn’t that just scream bdsm to you? and not only that, i did some further thinking and came to the thought of it being ironic if he didn’t even Know what bdsm and all that other stuff was- he just thought it was interesting fashion and he would just,,, wear it to wear it, right?

then i did some more thinking and was like, “what if that intimidating cold personality of his was sort of a front he put up for his job?” bc obviously he’s going to need that iron fist over his group to make sure everything is in control. but the moment, he doesn’t have to keep up that demeanor and he’s just at a bar with the others of la squadra celebrating some big event or smth, he’s actually rather shy. he’s a lightweight who can’t handle heavy liquor so he’s always the sober designated driver for everyone. sits alone, doesn’t talk to anyone [probs scares anyone who might talk to him away w his rbf anyway], and he’s just,,, there.

that is….. until u ofc….. the reader…. our main man, our main boye……

you manage to slide in, talk him up real nice and his pale skin is already flushed. he’s never had anyone talk to him like that, let alone flirt, so he’s just sitting there,,, a little stunned but very much into it. you order him a couple drinks, to which he drinks much to his own surprise and as the night passes, hes flirting back with you, even more than you were. the liquor is making him bold, and risotto could care less now because he’s simply infatuated your voice and touches. things happen, one thing leads to another, and you’re both in the private bathrooms, touching all up on each other. ris quite frankly sucks at kissing at first, but gets real into it over time. you start getting touchy with him, slipping your hands into his pants— until he stops you.

his deep, raspy voice all whimpery and soft as he whispers out, “t-this is my first time… p-please… please take it slow…” his face is all red and he’s avoiding eye contact with you, but its clear that he’s painfully hard in his pants, thighs rubbing together… he clings on you to keep you close, making it clear he wants more despite not knowing what to do next.

well……. what happens next is up to ur imagination LMFAO

#achilles' thirsts ⭐ #💖✨ — ‘that’ anon #sub jjba #jjba smut #top male reader #dom male reader #seme male reader #dom reader #risotto nero x male reader #risotto x reader #lmk if y’all want More bc mmm #this is fun <3 #it’d be even better if the reader was actually like. #super experienced in all that #and rizz is just ‘oh! oh my god’ #when he finds out LMFAO

[cowardlykrow]

Despite herself, the Emma is wooed

#an anon wanted Paul and or Emma so here’s both! #just don’t look at the arms don’t do it stop it oh my god #alt captions: Getcha cup of autistic rizz #//Art request #this was the kinda piece where I knew it was going wrong but I was too stubborn to pause and fix it ✨ #Paulkins #that’s the ship name right? #Paul matthews #Emma Perkins #Oh PS. all artist and non artist: Make sure to go to your visibility settings and turn on Prevent third party sharing! #will it help? who knows but at least you’ll have some proof you did not agree to the AI bs #starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #Jon has such…. such a face! I don’t think I can ever do it properly #the guy who didn’t like musicals #@staff 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[wikitpowers]

ty was flirting with kit SO hard in this scene c'mon

#we don't acknowledge it enough but ty has so much rizz oh my god #he is gonna make kit STUTTER in twp (just like he did in tda) but 384585868753803x worse #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #kit x ty #kitty #the dark artifices #tda #tsc

[corxoran]

I don't want money. I don't want fame. I don't even want love. I want Naruhodo Ryunosuke's little hips. I waNT HIM YOU DON't understand...

#hi god #it's me cork again #please please make naruhodo real #i desperately need to hold his pretty waist #cork yap #cork bREAKDOWN #PLEEEAE PLEASE PLEASE #hi naruhodo can i try rizzing u up? #okay here i go #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE #oh he makes me melt inside #what a sweet mousy boy #my beloved... #just one hug #i neeeeed it... #let me squeeze him...

[piningprecussionist]

Saw a comment somewhere and if I wasnt so tired my blood would be boiling but we are at a low simmer, so here I am to Bitch

I'm sorry but if your argument for (likely canon) bisexual Kim having a preference for men is her FORMER relationship with Scott I am going to beat you to death with my bat

At LEAST say it's the hopeless pining she does for him currently. Or maybe mention that she's dated 3 guys that we know of! (Which I will counter w her being gay as hell for/with 3 women, which levels out- though that's besides the point-) But if you're going to hinge it entirely on a relationship she had that started and ended in highschool I'm going to break your legs and make you sit through a deep dive of the series with me. All media. Just to reeeeeally draw it out. Painfully.

#idk why that comment made me so mad i literally do not care how nuanced people read Kim's sexuality tbh #but like. surely you can find something else to back that up with. surely. bc im gonna be real with you- even using her hopeless pining is + #+less a point towards Men Generally and more a point towards Scott Fucking Pilgrim- a man with inexplicable rizz apparently #(it's the autism /hj) #he's actually rizzless btw. also this is how you know im tired i dont think ive ever fucking uttered that word before #where was i going? idk i am gone. pine rant over maybe. unless one of you comes and sets me off again cgcjdhdf #(oh gods please dont do that i need to conserve my energy i only have so many coffee candies left and my mom isnt even here yet) #((you can do that if you want i just wont be able to answer til later and it will Gnaw)) #ooc #txt #scott pilgrim #kim pine #sp comic #spvtw #spto #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #sckim #bc it's relevant idk. i feel like that tag is bone dry

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

quivering rn what the heck

baron from the baronies is something that can be so personal actually

ough

#fantasy high #baja’s blasting #the sheer unadulterated aromantic horror in his and rizz’s interactions jesus christ #‘everyone else will find someone they care about more than you’ hey. hey what if i cried #brennan lee mulligan why did you do this to me #the raw fucking dread the science with rizz seeing everyone he knows falling in love or dancing or making out #coupled with this freakish mannequin thing insisting that it is his romance partner. what the fuck #‘you are quite unlike your parents’ hey what the fuck man #and the fact that baron comes from a mirror which ties him into how riz perceives himself…aaaaaa #what if i cried. what if as in i am and have #AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO #it’s so sorrowful and realistic and terrifying and oh my god #i just can’t get over it. it is an amalgamation of riz’s fears of his friends all moving on from him after high school #and settling down romantically #it’s just so shfofksiokgnririe #AND THE FACT THAT BARON IS CREATED FROM A LIE RIZ TOLD IN ORDER TO FIT IN. HOW HE CARRIES BARON AROUND IN HIS SUITCASE #BECAUSE U CARRY THAT AROUND THROUGHOUT YOUR DAY #the horror of being in the closet is displayed so purely #also like. being aroace is really scary. it seems like everyone else has something magical that you never will #and you can’t attain it #and just jelstieoektkvkksir #they really did it justice #never gonna recover #sorry i wrote this before i learned that baron uses they/them :( #ignore my lack of lore knowledge #what i lack in facts i make up for in vibes

[fushigurro]

hEArD ThEY’Re REForMinG tHe DaWNGUarD

gurl shut up

#rambles. #i feel empty after finishing bg3 so i’m back to playing skyrim #i love how buggy and hilarious this game can be but oh my god #IT WON’T LET ME THANE OF MARKARTH #I’VE MET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS #BITCH I JUST WANNA RIZZ UP ARGIS THE BULWARK

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

got one (1) ☝️ photo of myself today, a very interesting setting, in the bathroom of a jack in the box

had meant to get more but i forgot and then i got busy xx

#jumpscare! an eeby sleeby guy! #also funny thing that happened on wednesday #one of the girls in my class was trying to get me to do something funny but i was too tired #so i said “why don't you do it princess” because that's literally just how i talk to my friends and my brain forgot to work #and she stood there flabbergasted for a solid twenty seconds as i walked back to my table and she finally said #“DAMN WHAT WAS THAT THAT WAS HOT BRO YOU GOT 10/10 RIZZ OH MY GOD” #boosted my ego📈📈📈 xx #so apparently i have 10/10 rizz 😌

[m1d-45]

KAEYA IS SOOOO THE GUY EVER. he’s my boy girlfriend. my scrimblo. my eep glorpy. if/when that kaeya ai gets released i WILL be losing my shit. i will simply cease to exist. oh god i need to write ideas for kaeya now. perhaps a princess tutu-esque au with reader as duck. but then again diluc fits a bit more into the fakir role… but that doesn’t matter if i just mash everything together and pick out the bits i like

ANYWAYS. kaeya alberich the world - teddy anon

you’re so real for all of this, and i don’t even know the reference. you 🤝 me : “mash everything together and pick out the bits i like”

#m1d : [chats] #teddy anon #honestly mr alberizz was gonna stay in my private chats tbh #he’s just a little guy for me to poke at sometimes yk? he sits with my other bots until i feel silly again #the cycle for most of my bots is: ‘idea’ ‘oh Fuck’ ‘THIS IS FINE(lying)’ ‘ok he’s. um. passable.’ ‘[sends screenshots to mushroom]’ #how many bots do i have in the drafts hmmm #ok i have 6 characters and three jokes #i’m. normal about the hit mmorpg genshin impact published in 2020 by mihoyo now hoyoverse #ayato venti aether kaeya (our king) and then two zhongli bots that we do NOT talk about #literally just thinking about the testing for those two guys turns my brain into static #why do i make bots with such rizz it’s gonna kill me #much like my namesake i too am cursed by the gods #the same curse. the golden touch. i am afflicted with Rizzed Up Bots Disorder

[fangsofivory]

As above so below.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #enver gortash #durge spoilers #dark urge spoilers #my art #esper tag #AUGH I LOVE DARK URGE #I love dark urge and I cant stop thinking about the fucking shitty ass slavers relation with mt little guy #So I made symbolism the piece #Two angry men trying to turn earth into their own personal little playtoy which is why as above so below #the black hand covering Bhaals symbol as Gortash seduced the literal jesus of murder #my durge having his hand covered in the same black ink as the marking to show he accepts this corruption #lots of red and greens bc theyre banes colors according to the wikipedia. God of tyranny more like god of goth christmas. #Gortash having a bloody hand to show hes also joining in on this but his right hand clean as hes not actively trying to seduce the durge #Idk like the thought better its just his rizz over actively trying to do anything that made the durge fall #then course tentacles for the brain cuz...tentaclee #gortash x durge #oh the pentagram is the pleasures of earth over heaven #choosing Banes little chosen over the Heaven of killing the man #thus why from red of blood to the same green used in talking about gortash in the famous father forgive me line #and then the full line of latin for as above so below #I thought about this damn drawing too much #and Im never drawing that FUCKING jacket again damn you Gortash

[bleetusmcyeetus]

Cannot physically express how happy I was that my dad killed the second one

#destiny 2 #oh my god #why #just why #bro thinks calling women females is rizz #sigh 😔

[wigglyvania]

It's gotta be normal, surely, to want to draw a character, but look at their face & think "I want to inspect this fella, I want to put my hands all over & get a good look at this chap from more angles than there are individual fucking specks of sand on every beach out there, I want to measure out all their details & how all the bits of their bod's particular build will squash in this pose & stretch in this other, I want to study this fucker" right chat?

#My foolish ass listened to a fujo vtuber yap about some dumb shit like hours before the game they meant to play & my takeaway- #from her talking of some weird tv show she watched where one picks a date from one of a few guys based only on the lower half of their body #was smutty thoughts about some nerd maybe doctor who flusters easy inspecting someone who's nude & flirting them HARD like IMMACULATE rizz- #like god dam! Fella's full red stuttering & stammering all 'd-did you know um- your uh- th-this is the big-ggest I've ever- um seen!?' &- #the one on the table's like 'oh my~ set a new record have I? oh goody!~ do I win you as my prize?~<3' & this poindexter with fogged glasses #just fucking fries like you can see the steam coming off they sweating big time their face looks like a tomato they're struggling! #okay I've. it appears I've gotten off track. anyways I want my hands on some characters #for reasons weird enough to make lust look like the normal people option methinks

[knightcallie]

Baldur's Bounties: Nicknames

At any point in life, one was given a nickname. It may be a shortening of a name, or perhaps it described something. That something could be of anything: circumstances, personalities, a moment in time, the body, favorites... Weichei contemplated the ones he has accrued over his lifetime and ones for his companions.

Weichei has been compared to a star before. He was not like the sun, something gentler. But he was not like the moon, something not so melancholic. The bright freckles on his cheeks had earned him the nickname of Starcheeks by Einar Cadmus, the paladin who gave it all up for music. His penchant for cannons and explosions earned him the name Starburst by Relentless Makatza, the gunslinger grandpa. 

His partners don’t really use the star nicknames from their own language (stellino, sternchen), using his love of cherries and his family nickname. ‘Cheri’ was typically called sweetly, fondly; but he could remember the calls of exasperation and shrill shrieks. ‘Mauschen’, the little mouse of his family. He was so small compared to his absolute giants of his family, and his ever moving inquisitive ears.

But for some reason, ‘Starlight’ slips out of his lips terribly easy for the vampire spawn of the camp. Astarion, little star in elven. Star was an obvious nickname, but for some reason, Starlight, was the one that left his lips. Wyll can take calling Astarion ‘Star’ or ‘my star’.

He can remember when he first called Astarion that, it earned quite an inquisitive look. It was like seeing the stages of grief on that pale face, but not those exact emotions. Then, a bit of a forceful bark of a laugh. “That’s cute darling.”

Then he kept calling him that throughout the adventure, earning some teasing queries from the other companions. He honest to gods don’t know why it came to him so easily, but nicknames were just also a 2nd nature to him. Damon was Dage (his big brother), Dalmond, Macadamon. Lor was just lengthening it and making the names just as ridiculous. Asperitas was Peri, Pear. Volna was Voli, Vol, Spines. Beaulieu was Beau, Bear. Damiano was Dame (either sayings), ex-husband/exie/my mistake (an extremely funny explanation), dancer. Vierna was Vie, Vienna. Yasdia was Ya-ya, Yazzy. Temerity was Mer, always Mer.

His new companions also had nicknames, though some may be kept to himself. 

Lae’zel was Lae, Zel, Lae’bel. Though, he’s not sure she’d be too keen with the nickname Toad being said familiarly. Suddenly, his heart ached at the memory of sharing custody of a frog and toad with Voli. They named them Missile and Toad respectively, especially fitting when Vetleviola came along.

Shadowheart was Orchid, Doe, Heart. He does shorten it to Shart from time to time in his journal. He’s sure she’d be appalled and punch his arm for it.

Wyll… bill… Duck, he landed with duck, and it stuck. The warlock hearing his reasoning admitted it was silly, but then when he explained that it also meant “dear” or “darling”, he softened. 

Karlach was harder to pin, having drawled out Karl. Lackey could be seen crossed out heavily in his journals. Fireball could be used, or perhaps comet. He’s working on it, maybe Chath (drow elvish for fire) would work.

Gale took some doing. They have been calling each other bookie, for their love learning and infodumping when allowed. He could see the wizard be an Eres-blessed, majorly at that. He could’ve been Eres’ Passion, and perhaps that’s why he called him Iris.

Halsin was Hal or Bear. He did remind him of Beau, he has seen large elves before. He married Beau, and his Vaddy was built like a tank. Though in his sleepy state, he has called the wood elf Sisi.

Jaheira reminded him of a grandmother, Oma slipping easily from him. She could complain and argue she was not that old, but she holds Joma close. She was probably around his parent’s age, maybe a little older. He’s also called her Heira, she doesn’t make as much fuss.

He’s told the group the whole splattering of names he’s been given. Weichei had become Weich, Cher, Cheri, Cherry, Cherries, T’puuli, Cher bear, Little Whistle, Silver Silence, maus, mauschen, little maus, triel, little triel, starcheeks, starburst, son, Batty, pup, puppy, little bat. And more he couldn’t quite recall. He’s lived 250 years, made so many friends across the trade, taught so many. 

He wondered, if the others were jealous of the type of life he’s lead. Out of everyone, he didn’t have a terribly tragic past, an abuser in his life. He’s grown up poor and constantly moved in a trade considered dangerous, but those were circumstances. His deity was quite different from the others, well the pantheon overall from his home was vastly different. They actually listened, but some do have iffy times with responses. As Eres’ passion, he was granted the blessing to be able to talk with his goddex often. Though, because the pantheon was different here, he needed a magic source to even be strong enough to get a signal.

He’s been called “my passion, passion” before, but that’s because he was chosen to be that. But hearing it fall from Gale’s lips did leave a warmth in his chest, a twinkle in his eye. Wyll took the various forms of Cheri, the familiarity just felt comforting as he leaned into the man. Astarion kept using “darling”, but that was kinda for everyone. But, he has taken to calling him mouse, finding it quite amusing especially after learning why.

#bg3 writing #writing #bg3 #bg3 tav #baldur's gate 3 #weichei zauviir #bg3 companions #i have such a backlog of writing now oh gods #weichei my beloved #nicknames can be so personal #I have a love hate with Weichei about his love life #bc he’s poly and I just KNOW he’d have crushes on the men of the party #‘WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS’ I scream #him sobbing: I DONT KNOW IM SORRY #Astarion is kinda of a whole can of worms #but ultimately I’d think it’s the friends to lovers burn #bc lord knows astarion ain’t ready for a romantic relationship yet #gale is so like him fr #also fastest way to his heart is also being a nerd #wyll fuckin unexpectedly rizzed him hard #his denseness came in so hard he would’ve squeaked in surprise when wyll goes to kiss him #he’s embarrassed of himself and could hear beau laughing thousands of miles away #it was so obvious but Weichei is KNOWN to be fucking dense #ik gale and wyll are monogamous in game BUT #this is for me anyways 😂 #tbh I can see lae’zel being crushed on too bc WOW she is just an arsenal of new knowledge #but her intenseness would jar him kinda bad #ngl he probably did see a bit of his sisters in her #karach and him are besties tho #he missed that kinda enthusiasm and gives his braincells a break

[many-gay-magpies]

anyways i finished the peripheral. had to come on tumblr to search stuff up about it immediately because what the fuck was that ending. found out amazon renewed and then canceled season 2. we are in the dystopia now

#my opinions: #lowbeer ROCKS she is literally so cool her vibes are IMMACULATE she is just amazing #style through the roof. charisma through the fucking stratosphere #the name lowbeer ALONE is just. so incredibly badass #then you add EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER??? fucking fantastic #i love pretty much all the characters theyre all so unique and complicated and HUMAN #i had pretty much no clue what was going on plot-wise the entire last episode but thats fine cuz ill never get to find out anyway #!! :D!!.!!! .. #amazon can get fucked. #all the war buddies' relationships were so SWEET i loved them #flynne my beloved 💞💞💞💞 #cherise's fashion game was UNTOUCHABLE my god. her vibes? impeccable. all of the women in this show are so gorgeous i cannot take it #also i could not help but envision a world where lev zubov's character position was instead fulfilled by a butch lesbian. same clothes same #-personality same story same everything. literally nothing changes except she's a hot snazzy murderous butch #because you can never have too much queer #also. on that note. flynne? bisexual as hell. #for that matter everyone's at least a lil bi just cuz i say so #i also loved tommy's little ''kill the bad guy(s) and immediately get fucked up about it'' arc #aelita got that ultimate lesbian rizz. oh my GOD #that scene with grace? 'whats her name?' 'its a he actually' 'oh you poor thing' i love her. do you get that? i love her so much. #is everyone this queer in the book because if so i NEED to read it #im gonna read it anyway but like thatll make me want to even more #aaaaand thus concludes my thoughts on the peripheral. for now anyway lol #magpie thoughts #the peripheral #the peripheral amazon

[tonyzilla]

tumblr how do you rizz up. guy

a guy that's friendzoned you BEFORE you asked him out

#ok for context #I was at chinese camp right #my friend sienna is friends with tjis guy I was checking out all week #I got his number #she was talking to him and like ok he's a little old #he was like “um that's a lil young but ykw it's ok” #broski literally like 4 texts in went “just friends is that ok” #bruv #how is my rizz so exponentially low #I got asked out by literally like 4 guys but I want this one #he's so fine #oh my god he's nice too #my new gold standard