#and they don't need me to be doing that LMAOOOO

[altschmerzes]

it's just that sometimes you're so... impossibly happy and full of so much incredible joy that you gotta post about it on the internet otherwise you may get on the roof with a bullhorn yknow.

#gav gab #FEELING VERY GOOD ABOUT MANY THINGS RN....... #I LOVE MY WIFE. MY WIFE LOVES ME. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS AND IT BELONGS TO US. #other option is like... dropping the lonely island 'i just had sex' song into my friends' dms lsdkjfs #and they don't need me to be doing that LMAOOOO #it's not just the sex itself that's not even really the point #(though it's. very very good. and i have now learned some ALARMING stats about straight women in relationships) #(ladies if your husband/bf/partner won't take direction that is a failure on his part frankly) #it's like... idk #intimacy. trust. fun. security. safety. etc. all these things i already had with this wonderful person in my life #and being able to decide together what we want to do and what we want it to mean #building something that's just ours. a life a home a relationship etc. #for all that there's no like. blueprint for marrying someone In A Friend Way #and that can be anxiety inducing #(i felt like my heart was gonna pound out of my chest the first time i brought up maybe kissing my fiancee lskdjfs) #it also means we get to make all the rules #we get to make all of our decisions together in whatever way we want to make them and it means what we want it to #and i think that's one of the really wonderful things about like. qprs and committed platonic relationships etc #and it's something romantic relationships could benefit from too tbh #sex ment in tags

[hauntedpearl]

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#i love so many posts on this account but i also am feeling the need to commut digital suicide these days bc jm jusg having a bad time lol #also o just like. don't have thoughts anymore which is depressing bc i have nothing to say/post and i feel stupid #so im like. moving my posts to a secret location to look at. and if i feel terrible sad i can delete this acc and be okay w it #bc the posts will be saved #it's gonna take so lokg bc i uaed to post so much lmaoooo #but like. yeah #anyway dw about me overall i am not doing bad it's just weird life is just hard vibes #im on discord tho!

[godslush]

me when i see you post flash man: ahee heem!!!! a hee hee heeee!!!! a heem heeee!!!!

If only they knew. If only.

#and that's all i'm gonna say about that lmaoooo #archie apologists in the tags do be makin' me salty tho #i don't need to be reminded how badly archie wrote flash tyvm #even sensei did him a disservice by making him a 'creep' #but at least his personality leveled out by stardroid arc #i like the guy a lot but most of the comics and a lot of fans really do him dirty #gotta make my own food here damn it

[elytrafemme]

every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't

#neg #omg am i having an episode right now is this episode coded is that what we're doing oh my God should we tell all your friends #should we call the president oh my God mare is having an episode right now guys don't freak but it's finally happening aaaahhh #we've been waiting forever but our queen's finally back she's having an episode oh my God we stan like crazy oh my God i'm calling everyone #can we have a cake at the episode tell me we're having cake at the episode i'm buying a cake it's official girls oh my God AAAH #she's so crazy LOVEEE her. oh my God!!! #anyway i think my blond bitch rockstar fave should get to kill the titular character! #sorry i hate the fucking name censoring in tags i'm trying to ween off of it cause it's like not accessible tee bee aych #but like i need to speak my truth so we're doing epithets #he should literally get to kill him and rip his carpet up WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT IT #they all make him cry or whatever this isn't the right blog for this but i've got images okay #enough crying enough consolation hugging where's my apology only for it to not be accepted and things to be fucking over #where's MY catharsis you know. this barbie needs catharsis! #i'm super light headed i should super stop posting but like who am i going to text in these conditions #the answer is nobody nobody wants to text my phone like they can blow it up it's fine w/e #i'd make instagram stories but it'll be like a whole thing and they'll report me again for mental illness #i'm going to stop apologizing for having breakdowns publicly actually. if you were like this you would too. #actually maybe you wouldn't because you'd be soooo well adjusted well i'm a weak bitch like actually #and my bones are fucking breaking right now so i'm gonna tell everyone about it <3 #i licherally don't want to damage public property now and by that i mean my room LMAOOOO #this is nawt public property but the paints so nice

[phoenixcatch7]

Face reveal/twin reveal fics are always so funny to me, because so often a huge moment comes from someone noticing the twin or whatever and having this whole 'gasp! You look just like [insert important character]!' and it's just complete cognitive dissonance because I KNOW if I was in that situation I would never. Ever. Notice.

#As much as I adore the trope it's so weird #I've got face blindness and genuinely I have seen identical twins and gone 'but they look nothing alike??' #I couldn't tell them APART but they looked DIFFERENT #It usually leads to some funny stories but gee I would fail so hard in the tropes #Girl I'd sat across from for nine months came in with glasses one day and I spent the whole three hours #Furiously trying to calculate if it was the same person or not based on other people's reactions and if she acted like she actually knew me #Eventually I think I pulled a teacher aside as we were leaving and asked and they laughed at me like yes???? We did register call first thi #Listen I DON'T DO NAMES EITHER lmaoooo #Superman wouldn't even need to change out of his suit to fool me is what I'm saying #meme #funny #humor #ao3 memes #fanfic meme

[muzzleroars]

Okay this isn't about Yaldabob the builder it's actually about Ryuji. Specifically, his Persona. Specifically, his Ultimate Persona and his Ultimate Persona's laser eyes. (No, I am not making this up that was an actual part of the legend) Could you imagine Joker's face when he sees his best bro vaporize a Shadow's head on accident? I imagine it's about 8 minutes of wailing about why Ryuji didn't tell him and how he's been "Betrayed by my best bro!" With Ryuji trying to point out how Joker can summon way more Personas. And has a grappling hook, Third Eye, and comes out of his wall staring with possibly divine weaponry. Of course he still doesn't have laser vision.

akira would be in SHAMBLES but also would be hyping him up so much lmfao he would go absolutely wild over ryuji having laser vision, the drama, the power, the ridiculousness of it all, it's 100% his aesthetic.

akira: bro PLEASE be my laser gun i can't do it by myself!!!

ryuji: bro i will ALWAYS be your laser gun fr fr

everyone else: joker does NOT NEED A LASER GUN!!!!

#ryuji: y'all don't know what my bro needs like i do smh #akira: only ryuji gets me you're all so fake #they are absolutely each other's number one support #for better or for worse lmaoooo #cake answers #p5 #akira kurusu #ryuji sakamoto #ALSO YALDABOB THE BUILDER.......HE IS THO

[vettely]

not saying two of my friends are biphobic/lesbophobic but it's suspicious they almost completely stopped hanging out with me for the past two years... and i came out to them two years ago

#fun fun fun #like they're okay with our guy friend being gay #but it feels like they're uncomfortable with me (a girl) being bi #they're both girls so you get what i mean #anyway #it's sad bc i still consider them friends #but if i didn't that would left me with only three friends #and saying i have 5 friends sounds better than saying i have 3 lmaoooo #tbh i barely even see those other 3 #but they still take their time to at least ask me how i'm doing #and two of those are definitely homophobic lmaoooo but i like to pretend they're not #those two obviously don't know about my gayness #and they will never know #and i'm okay with that #well at least i have that one friend who i can trust and who likes hanging out with me #personal #i just realised writing these tags that i definitely need new friends

[righteousfag]

i don't have purple fabric for wario's overalls, but i sure do have a shit ton of white cotton fabric and mixable fabric dye

#txt #why am i doing this to myself #i'm so excited to see how this stupid costume works out lmaoooooooo #i might have enough yellow satin left to make a slutty shirt to go under the overalls #(i hope so bc i don't wanna spend saturday's drinking budget on expensive clothes) #i hope this overalls pattern works with me bc i need it to fucking work #i work noon to 7 tomorrow so i'm gonna end up working on this all morning tomorrow lmaoooo #pray 4 me

[capelizabeth]

based on what i've heard about the leaks i will only be slightly insufferable later

#i was not a midnights girlie and apparently it's only slightly better than midnights #i had my specific songs i really liked off of it like cws hits different yoyok and maroon but i was pretty mid on most of it #i heard the best songs off of it are the aaron produced songs which is not a surprise LMAOOOO #i know this is not a new take but she needs to stop working with jack #it's getting reallyyyyy boring #i'd make the same argument for lana too i don't want another lana album with jack #idk i've never been a bleachers fan #don't get me wrong jack has had some good stuff but like...... #he has a really particular style and it's getting grating with the amount of music taylor is putting out #and he did it better with lana and ocean blvd than midnights SKSKSKS #like the fact that taylor won against lana and sza is insane #idk i want taylor to do something interesting again #she really made me feel something in lockdown with folklore and i fear i will never reach that again #anyway there's my rant #ellie chats

[stuckinakillingjar]

my dermatologist wants to put me on accutane but apparently it increases the risk of getting depression and anxiety 😭 yeah that won't work

#as someone who has depressive and anxious patterns this will do me no good i can feel it #also it says that it may affect my vision??? #i'm also prone to getting cataract (thanks mom) i don't need this to speed up the process lmaoooo #guys i really wanna get rid of my acne i can't think of anything else this is eating me up from the inside #nica.talks

[rskbunny]

kinda depressin I'm actually yearnin to do school work again just to have some meanin to my day... I get an entire week off to do whatever I want but I'm so lost with myself that I just looked to what past me procrastinated for years to finish.... but they were all pretty small tasks.... it should feel good to not have all those back ups, but I just feel empty... maybe I wouldn't feel empty if school didn't drain me into a school drillin machine......

#text #mine #might delete later #it feels futile to try to start smth up rn when I know I'm not gonna have time for it again.... #all my hobbies drain out into nothin when I have school. don't do much besides just rest in between work #I'm also just thinkin abt why do I feel like such shit all the time complainin abt how awful everything is and feelin like it's gettin worse #when I know objectively my life has been better than it ever has. and how hard I fought to get here. and how much it's changed #I have so much. I have an amount of fun money to spend on whatever I want. I'm at a place where I'm not pressured to do anythin #I have my cat indoors. I have my hubby who I was dyin to find for years.... even if it's not physically together atm... #I have a wardrobe filled with clothes I love. I have various technology and games #I think it's me that wrong with it all. I want and I want and I want and I want and it's never enough #or it's only enough temporarily. the goal post is always movin. #I guess I want to do schoolwork bc it feels like I'm actually movin forward. for whatever reason I'm not happy with my life #so I have to keep movin forward to get there.... which is not a bad thing I suppose #just wish I wasnt miserable all the time. I need to get a grip.... #you know I say all the time but I'm so overdramatic with no emotional permanency #I know damn well there have been moments where I'm on top of the world. I am a borderline bitch what do u want from me #I think I'm just goin insane re: extrovert vent post #also need to get checked out for bipolar lmaoooo #I just cannot be assed to track my emotions that's soooo much work. I've tried so many times and I'm just not abt it

[iwantyoursexmp3]

beau is such a trailblazer of an oc cause he's the first dallonwrites protagonist to have a good relationship with his family

#LMAOOOO LIKE #i know they're the type of family who would have a group chat together and that concept is so wildly foreign to me #my relationship w my family is actually fine dw it's just like all recovering from things. we make do #felix and dorothy were definitely like the product of me fully realising i had a fucked up childhood and not being able to get therapy #i think my whole pov on it is changing now though which is interesting #like i havent outgrown RR but i would never write the things i decided for that story if i came up with it now #but 20 year old me wanted to write about those things for a reason so it's almost become a time capsule #i actually have sooo many thoughts of this because my brain is so interesting to me lately #recently more often than not i hate reading characters with fucked up childhoods from other writers #idk why but i'm just like. i want the kids left alone for the most part! #some more than others and its like i dont know what the reasoning is because its not like i can know where their inspo is coming from #(that's another thing i want to write about one day because i do think some people esp newer writers like #don't fully know how to write an interesting backstory yet or aren't confident in it so they lean on #very traumatic childhood things like abuse neglect addiction etc. #and without saying what I Went Through it's very interesting when you see things you went through IRL #that for others are just like interesting character development ideas #NOT TO MAKE ANYONE FEEL BAD! because i mean i do and have done it before with things irrelevant to me #it's just something i've noticed and like. i think easy to sensationalise when you're a newer writer #even things you HAVE gone through) #not me testing the waters for essays in the side blog tags again. i need to actually write something for my silly little substack #actually similarly to this i rly want to write abt how i can't get with the whole my old writing is so bad and cringe!!! anymore #bc now i know younger me was in such a scary place and needed those cringey stores #but i need to do it in a specific way bc i dont think that line of thinking is problematic. i just cant do it

[louies-lustyard]

Lmao

#louies lustyard #More ranting or whatever #/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// #////////////////////////////// #I don't know how much longer I can do this #“Its not you it's other stuff” #Stop lying to me #I'm a bad person #And no matter how much I wanna change that I can't #It's not something to be fixed #I can be good for so long before I break it down and ruin it again #“I love you ” #fuck off #i'm so sick of it #no one take me seriousle #I could kill myself tonight and no one would say shit #I honestly just might lmaoooo #I'm so tired of being a let down #I'm probably. Just gonna kill myself no warning this week or something #Saves the need for notes and goodbyes

[six-of-cringe]

If you are an anime fan who likes character designs with that little curl of hair on top of an otherwise long-haired head, as someone with trichotillomania I will be the first to tell you that it looks fucking stupid in real life

#feeling insecure. need to be silly for the gay people in my computer to cope #my baby hairs go boing #they also go please let me live #and then i don't. lol #i'm getting help for it but sometimes it feels like it's not getting any better #and i can't sit down alone AT ALL without either picking my skin or pulling my hair. the urge is constant lmaoooo #i'm amazed i don't have like a big bald spot yet. my part is just kinda a suggestion is all. #not soc #trichotillomania #anime and manga #i really don't know a damn thing about anime but i do know about the curl of hair #i am something of a little curl of hair expert myself #gestures vaguely at my head