#at least their boyfriends

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least #Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny #But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available #Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord #Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy #Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord #Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend #Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham #Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches

[5oz-mud]

their ship names kimeema. im joking. or am i..?

#kim kitsuragi #coupris kineema #disco elysium #more objectum kim for the masses LETS GO WARRIORS. #im probably prematurely posting this bc i know im gunna draw like at least 3 more things and then want to make another post #I JUST THINK HE LOVES THAT CAR SO DAMN MUCH OK .? OK ? ITS SO ENDEARING. #kim can have three boyfriends. hand for harry. hand for jean. foot for kineema pedal #edit: ITS CALLED KIMNEEMA? THATS EVEN BETTER

[gazkamurocho]

This came to me in a dream??

#that's what your brain does when it mixes two of your hyperfixations together #well at least they're together #exploring the backrooms with your boyfriend for eternity #what a date #I also think it would be really funny if they actually had internet on their phones and the battery never ran out #you can tell that Majima is suffering but he's also enjoying himself #I think he just stopped functioning properly lol #and Kiryu just lost it he can't take it anymore #he misses Haruka; fighting thugs on the street; drinking stamina X; playing Pocket Circuit;... #yakuza #like a dragon #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #龍が如く #真島吾朗 #桐生一馬 #真桐 #桐真 #goro majima #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #fanart #my art #gazkerber #gazkamurocho #illustration #games #videogames #the backrooms

[lesbaurinkos]

easily the funniest bot post of all fucking time. why are the pussy in bio bots stealing dan's sadgirlposting!!!!!!!!!

#LIKE ITS SO FUCKINGRJGKJDHFGJKDSHJKSDGSDHFJK #i have this post bookmarked to go back and laugh at it at least once a day its so beautiful to me #this poor beautiful bot. she has no idea. no idea at all #no idea her caption's from some emo twink in 2009 who was missing his long-distance boyfriend.........

[beeholyshit]

WOWZERS

#THE WALTEN FILE FANDOM I'M COMING BACK I'M SONEXCITED #MY HANDSOME BOYFRIEND AND WATCH THE SERIES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY BECAUSE INWAS GOING CRAZY #I'm so happy to enjoy this with him WIIWIWIWIWMWA TE AMO POCHONGO #I need to. talk about this in more detail. another day NOT NOW but another day because there is so many things in my brain rn #oouughhh #ImissyouBrianpleasecomeback #he is never coming back #AT LEAST I WIN WITH BOOZOO/CHARLES 🎇🎊🎇🎉🎇🎊🎇🎇🎉🎇🎉🎇🎉🎇🎉🎇🎉🎇🎆🎉🎆🎊🎇🎊🎇🎉🎇 #the walten files

[semisolidmind]

good luck, everybody ☆

(did ya know that 2024 is the year of the green wood dragon? i had lost track of what animal the zodiac was, and I was surprised :) it's my own zodiac sign)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #semisolid ocs #monster boyfriend #dragon boyfriend #good luck out there #heres hoping we all make it through another one at least a little unscathed

[llamagoddessofficial]

oh, this might he an idea only i've had!

the boys with a bartender s/o

i'm talking long-ass shifts, staying up til no-fucking-thank-you o'clock, that stuff

Sans: He gets constant laughs out of her. He's always the life of the bar, but anyone who knows him can tell he's trying extra hard around her and using only his best terrible jokes. The bunny monster who used to crush on him has stopped vying for his affections, because she can tell he's completely got his heart set on Mc. Though Mc still does have to harass him to pay his tab, his jokes have her ducking behind the bar to snort, or spilling drinks because she's not concentrating. He feels like he's won when she puts her head in her hands and tries to disguise her smile with a groan.

He goes there entirely for her. He used to go for the terrible food, but now he shows up for almost every shift just to see her. Grillby swats him over the skull and tells him to stop 'swooning over the staff'. He loves her smile and her eyes, he loves the way she talks to him, how she's not afraid to cut him off or dob him in to Papyrus over the phone. He has a shitty sleep schedule anyway, he doesn't mind aggravating her until the early hours of the morning.

Red: She's got a bit of a schoolgirl crush on him. He's funny, he's hot, he handles his alcohol like a champ, his flirtation is genuinely flattering. Despite looking like the sort who would grope her, even when he's absolutely shitfaced he's never leery or gross, he never makes her feel uncomfortable. Shitfaced Red makes her feel extremely pretty and interesting. One time when he was drunk, she spotted him nearly ogling her butt, but then quickly turning his eyelights up to the ceiling at the last second.

He also actively defends her at the bar; he throws hands with the idiots who get aggressive, to the point where people don't bother her anymore if Red is at the bar. The relief on her face when he takes a seat is clear as day.

... Look, he's not the kinda guy who fools himself into thinking the sweet smiling bartender genuinely likes him. But he can tell she does prefer him to the other guys. Any time things are slow, she'll come and talk to him, picking him over all her other regulars and even the other staff. It's his favourite place for a reason.

Skull: Not gonna lie, at first, she had really bad vibes from him. He'd stare at her for hours, get one drink, then stare for another few hours. She's had more than her fair share of weird guys who think they're her boyfriend because she used her customer service smile on them.

... One night, she was closing up the bar. Someone followed her out the door and cornered her, grabbing at her and not taking no. Skull showed up and knocked their fucking teeth out. Then, like the big quiet gentleman he is, he walked her to her car; once he made sure she was safe and okay, he left without a word.

Now he's her certified favourite. He's welcome anytime, and he gets drinks on the house. On top of that, now she knows he's not a bad guy, she's started looking past his scary exterior- and she's beginning to realise that underneath all the silence and scars and spooky glares, he's actually a big cute softie.

#llamagines #bartender au #i mean. skull DOES think hes her boyfriend #but at least he doesnt say it out loud

[werepires]

Fic in which Mary tries extra hard to bond with Cas to show Dean she supports him and their relationship, except that relationship doesn’t exist in the way she thinks it does and because none of them ever use their words Dean is now faced with the horrifying thought Cas might become his stepdad

#Dean Winchester psychological torture chamber #he starts to just retreat to his room whenever Mary and Cas hang out #trying to rationalise it like #of course mom would like cas he’s got the dark hair and piercing eyes and air of authority just like dad he’s exactly her type #I should be happy for them. for her #cas seems happy too I guess that’s all that matters #at least it’s not ketch anymore #and one day when cas is out he gathers his courage and approaches her about it #so he sits down next to her and Mary’s like oh he’s finally comfortable enough with me to tell me about his relationship #but instead Dean goes mom are you dating Cas #and Mary is like wtf Dean of course I’m not dating your boyfriend why would you think I’d do that #and it’s the spiderman meme of dating Cas #where both of them assumed the other is involved with him when neither of them actually are #txt

[vaguely-concerned]

the way garak looks at bashir as he puts all the clues together at the end of cardassians. the sheer 'look at that little twink go (affectionate, sexual overtones)' energy he manages to convey in the background there as bashir passionately does the presentation of their group project that garak did 80% of the actual work on. immaculate

#star trek ds9 #deep space 9 #star trek #garashir #elim garak #his lil face journey as they speak to the lady about rugal coming to the orphanage too. adorable. 'it's so over oh we're so back' #also the revelation that garak is high as a kite not only for this but for most of the first two seasons. hysterical #I love him so much already. #'yes yes I'm sure we're ALL very sad about the orphans or whatever. I wouldn't know I haven't experienced a natural emotion in years' #(let's hope he's at least fooling himself at this point) #ALSO also. sisko in his bathrobe in the middle of the night b/c 'so uh dad my unhinged new boyfriend wanted me to ask #if we could borrow the car. no he didn't say why. yeah I'm sure he has a driver's license he was like in the army or something #btw he snuck into my room while I was sleeping and I didn't notice a thing lmao isn't he cool???' #sisko you deal with so much all of the time and there aren't enough medals they could give you for it #bashir going 'tell me what's going on in your head or I stg I'll turn this runabout around'...... yes. yes wonderful

[nightgoodomens]

Good Omens Season 3 should start with Crowley dancing in the middle of a nightclub, drink in his hand, Beyoncé’s Single Ladies playing in the background.

Bonus points if the next song is Rasputin and Beelzebub joins him and they dance together like idiots who are having all the fun in the world.

Double bonus points if Gabriel is standing in the corner, slightly terrified.

#good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #let Crowley have FUN #he has been so miserable #I want him to feel relief #and not need to worry for at least one night #I need that cheeky demon back

[venator-signum]

crying i will never get over the fact that percy jackson canonically at age 17/18 is actively thinking about getting married and growing old with annabeth this feels illegal

#rosi shitposts #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #theyre best friends #theyre lovers #theyre boyfriend girlfriend #theyre soulmates #despite this i fully know this mfer wont propose until theyre both AT LEAST early 20s #and/or finished with their new rome uni courses #rick riordan write a canon percabeth proposal i dare you

[doppel-dean-er]

I think it would be really funny if Abed becomes a (mediocre) famous filmmaker and he gets cancelled on twitter for "queerbaiting" and he's like "queerbaiting? this movie is about me and Troy, and we're just friends." then he looks at the callout posts and they're just pointing out behaviors that actually exist in Troy and Abed's friendship that Abed perceived as platonic (but lets be honest here) and being like "see??? that's clearly meant to trick us into thinking they're gay."

anyway that leads to Abed having a queer awakening and makes him even more yearny

#and obviously all of the things would be like hand touches and smiles #WHICH FRIENDS CAN EXHIBIT #and as an aro person I have many relationships that outsiders would consider at least a little romantic which is just dead wrong #but in this case it would be just enough of a push for Abed to realize his feelings #then after they get together he would make a response like “hey fuck you guys friends CAN do that kind of thing” #“anyway here's my boyfriend :3” #community #community nbc #nbc community #trobed #abed nadir #troy barnes

[birdbath09]

My really rushed drawing for Mike’s birthdya

#I spent two hours on this and I hate it. I really hate it #my boyfriend says it’s cute I don’t think it’s cute it’s fugly and clealry rushed #but it’s okay I just wanted to post it at least before midnight so it’d still be mikes biryhdya #happy birthday mike #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #byler fanart #mike wheeler fanart #will byers fanart #stranger things fanart #birdbathart

[spacedace]

I've been working on a dp x dc fic that has rather quickly become the home of the "Jazz is Gotham's Favorite Psychiatrist" au I posted about a few days ago and I've just really fell in love with the idea of Queer Platonic Murder Gremlins Damian & Dani/Elle being absolute terrors to their family and deciding to get married when they turn 18 for the sake of avoiding various people trying to date/marry them to get to their family's respective shit (the Wayne's money & social standing in Gotham as billionaire socialites, the Nightingale's massive power and influence over the Infinite Realms as the royal family).

Damien casually mentions he and his demon beastie Elle got married the day before without even glancing up from his food and completely derailing what was actually turning out to be a pretty calm family dinner for once. His siblings are losing their shit because what the fuck Damian, Bruce is having a crisis - he didn’t even know they were dating??? And he just found out Elle's sister/guardian is the mysterious doctor that he thinks is making some of his rogues disappear??? Damian didn’t even invite them to the wedding has he completely failed as a father?? - meanwhile Alfred is just there knowing full well that the two kids are little Aro/Ace menaces - he bought them each their first Ace ring for Pride this year he knows what's up - and deciding "actually I have something to do in the kitchen" and letting the chaos reign.

The Nightingales are fully aware of what's up (Danny was the one who had to do the presiding over everything in the Ghost Zone side of things and Jazz is a notary on top of everything else and signed off on all the paperwork on the human side) and are just enjoying all the various entities that were pushing for an arranged marriage between themselves and Elle for power or whatever bullshit having hissy fits over losing to some human kid. They're especially having fun not telling Constantine the specifics of the whole thing and letting him sweat it out over the fact that the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms apparently just married the "Demon Heir" whoever in - literal - hell that is and she now is in possession of all his soul contracts.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #batman #batfam #dani fenton #danielle fenton #danny fenton #danny phantom #jazz fenton #damian wayne #queer platonic damian and danielle #aro/ace damian wayne #aro/ace danielle fenton #i'm the one writing so there's always gotta be at least one ace lol #gotham therapist jazz #gotham's favorite psychiatrist Jazz AU #Tim is having a crisis over the fact that he’s technically now related to his boyfriend danny because of this #Jason is just sitting there watching everything go to shit #and debating on if he should mention that he’s actually been dating Jazz for years and that they're common law married at this point #just to add fuel to the fire #if he doesn’t damian will because he woke up and decided to choose violence #but to be fair he always does 😂 #writing prompt #fanfic writing prompts #this is open for anyone to jump in on if they’re interested #john constantine

[anchored-trident]

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he goes to Hell with her in an attempt to rescue her dead boyfriend for her

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he endures 4.6 BILLION years in a torture chamber (confession dial) for her

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he used a gun and actually shoots somebody for her

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he—

#foaming at the mouth #my absolute favorite dynamic #trident.txt #at least nine and ten were HONEST about how in love with Rose they were #but Twelve????? #Clara I’m not your boyfriend #THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU #FJSJKFJDKAKFKALKFJ #doctor who #new who #twelve x Clara #twelve #Clara Oswin Oswald

[serialunaliver]

where is everyone finding good boyfriends

#I have at least 3 mutuals with a perfect boyfriend