this has been plaguing my mind for days now . i want it gone ‼️‼️
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few phrases in the english language more holy than "her foreskin"
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They fucked in that 74 tnt minecart hole
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Binghe activating his blood parasites in sqq's body: hmmm what's that divine smell... Shizun, is that you menstruating? 🤤
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me: hey homophobic aventurine whats your opinion on gay people
homophobic aventurine: ITS STRAIGHT OR NOTHING
me: woah homophobic aventurine.. NOT cool.
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Skizz on the phone to impulse the first day of double life: “you gave him your WHAT??? Oh. Oh, clock, ohh. Dude, you really gotta enunciate the ‘L’ on that.”
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This Post is Genuinely Bad!
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shadow the hedgehog was made in the tube already wearing his air shoes which implies that those are just his feet
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I don’t know what this is</3
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the ruin of our venerable house” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just sensed a secret room
my buddy reynauld approaching: <whistles>
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gideon, the daughter of god, with a gaping chest/neck wound? call that a glory ho- *the soup i ate earlier explodes in my stomach*
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Johnny Silverhand acts all tough like he doesn’t whimper while cumming
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call me top-ography the way i'm all over this MAP
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