#bc i know that aint true

[ganondoodle]

me: coming to terms with my fanworks being really niche and not interesting to the majority of the fandom and maybe not the greatest in anything but decent enough to have a few people be interested and thats fine and good and i shouldnt feel bad about it and feel grateful for what i do have-

-sees other people getting into the same niche but with way cooler designs, ideas and writing, also way faster in making anything-

me: fuck fuck shit god damn fuck im gonna get bad grades at fanworks which is very real and possible to happen fucking hell oh gods no

#ganondoodles talks #not saying this as in everything i do sucks or i suck #bc i know that aint true #but i feel creatively stunted? #when i look at other peoples stuff #like damn why cant my brain come up with so diverse and interesting designs #and looking at the strucutre of destinys story its starting to feel like i have no idea of how to write anything worth reading #i wish i could train my brain to be more creative but it hasnt worked ever #im pretty conservative with my designs arent i #im sad #in the sense of damn i wish i could do stuff like that #im jealous but without any hatred directed at anyone #like its not their fault for being better if anyones at fault its me lol #also this is meant primarily as a joke #like ye im sad i cant think of cool stuff like that but im not depressed about it #if that makes sense

[bittersweetblasphemy]

had a fucking bizarre dream last night that led to me fucking the Grinch. woke up. thought to myself, "wow that was a fucking bizarre dream." went back to sleep. immediately had a second, completely different dream that ended with me also fucking the Grinch. even had a moment just as we were going to bone like "wow just like my dream."

these fever dreams are getting... something.

#it was the jim carrey version if anyone was curious #and he was a subby touch starved brat #i dont know how to feel about this information #in the second one we had some mary lwyd rhyming back n forth thing going on #and he was wearing some shiny red dress that was so tight you could see his fucking camel toe #definitely one of those dreams you just gotta sit in bed and stare at the ceiling for a while #sorry its just branded in my brain and i need others to suffer with me #bc lbr martha may was a fuckin real one #a true monster fucker ready to jump that furry green ass #dont act like he aint a baddie #but what in the actual fuck #i havent even watched the grinch lately #its fucking march #w-why!? #TWICE #IN A ROW

[glacialswordsman]

decided to draw a ref for how i view my yaya since i have bunches of headcanons for him

i'll put it in the headcanon masterpost but i'll give him an individual post too

pls DO NOT rb bc i dont want it getting out further than my circle aslkdjaslfj thank yewww <3

#(ooc. ✧) #(my art. ✧) #if you SOMEHOW recognize my style/handwriting no you dont #it's why i used this blog's handle as a signature instead of my normal one so shh. #also he does wear his jacket/coat and fur collar but i didnt draw it this time so i can show off his physique more #also fuck fur... i dont want to make myself suffer thru that right now!!! #like cmon. he's a knight. he has beef!!! #and he wears corsets!! of course his waist is snatched tf up!!! #also he's darker than canon yaya bc he deserves to have more melanin #i tried to make sure i stayed true to the “painted-on pants” look for him too #and give him a GOOD CHEST!!! MUSCULAR AND SQUISHY!!! #he also has abs beneath his clothes but yknow #aint nobody know how strong he actually is #also i love the thought of him wearing higher heels... may not be practical #but whenever i watch the video of the lady sprinting in stilettos im like “kaeya would know how to do that” #anyway excuse my brainrot i just love him very much #oh my god i forgot to lighten his palms. FUCK!!! #ok fixed... added his burn scars and other scars and the lightness to his palms #also shoutout to my boyfie and bestie for going rabid over how i drew him #theyre the real ones who support me and my "muscular yet curvy men” agenda

[cowboy-robooty]

no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way

#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true #yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT #im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe #me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga #and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita) #i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time. #like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era #but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent #like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit #they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.' #ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT #its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit #instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time #its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life #i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me #i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit? #i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant #because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday #its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros #ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition #itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros #and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay #idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager #content #robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me #robooty kun

[toxooz]

the whole " should i go ahead and apply for this house bc it looks decent enough and its literally the only one that's i can afford or would i be jumping the gun too soon and i should wait just in case a better house pops up" anticipation is soooooo 💀

#like yeah this house is good but could a better one pop up later??? btu what if i lose the opportunity??? hate this shit #cause if its a decent price for me then chances are ppl are going to dive for it as well and itll be gone in like a week #but real shit im ready to move on from apartments lmfao i literally cannot deal with People Being Everywhere All The Time #my evergrowing unhealthy antisocial ass thats terrified of being perceived is not having a punk rock time anymore #my own washer and dryer i will fight 4 u #plus the CONSTANT hyperawareness of making any noise ever up here is rlly exhausting im ready to take a shower at 4am and not gaf #not to mention everytime i get Too high my paranoia gives me delusions of all my neighbors trying to break in my house and kill me bc theyr #sick of my shit (what that shit is idk LMFAO) like every noise they make sounds so angry #idk man im ready for my own true space FOCK #ive decided im just gunna rent i aint buyin a house around here forget it lmfao #but hey at least i know that i know that ill be in an actual house by the end of the year and no more ''making too much $'' anxiety #but finding said house is 🤡🔫 #ANYWAY this has been: roxy housing rants

[the-acid-pear]

Fucking peepaw Crown but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don't agree with the United States of America presidency and the influence of it on the rest of the globe

#luly talks #dialtown #god i want him so bad i know he's off limit bc he's gaga but i want that old man so bad #<- HE'S THE FIRST OLD MAN I'VE GOTTEN IN MONTHS #YOU THINK I'M GONNA GO STICK MY DICK INTO THAT TANGERINE BC HE'S 70?! THAT'S SUPERFICIAL #IT AINT THE SAME I NEED A TRUE OLD MAN GODDAMN IT #A TRUE PEEPAW AND HE'S PEAK OF IT #sorry im insane

[wqxianvents]

// spoilers(?) to the new event ,, its just screenshots of the story aint rlly crazyy

bro this event is so poly!nxx coded im on my knees sobbing like theyre so domestic to eachother n THE OG CHARACTERS MAKING AN APPEARANCE HAVING ME GEN CRYING 😭😭😭

like when huey appeared PLSS “HUEY!!!” same. thats my son. they need more events where domestic nxx appears thank you theyre all dating idc

like not them fighting… i was gonna get annoyed if it was the typical banter LMFAOO also artem being passive aggressive 😭😭

but to my delight ✨ EVEN LUKE WASNT GETTING INTO IT THIS TIME LMAOO,, also doesnt luke feel a little softer in this event? hes so cute like :,) he just feels more relaxed idk how to explain it, they all do tbh!! but luke hasnt rlly been bantering and if he does its with marius (not out of the ordinary fr) SOMETHING IS JUST DIFFERENT. i’m lovin it rho

i have so many ss’ of this event and whew boy… the amount of times ive been screaming poly nxx is smth, hyv loves me and said its canon (believe it)

like they all feel so lively in this one and arent arguing like they always do so its a nice change of pace <33

sorry for long tags LMAOO just love them so much *grabs the nxx team and runs away*

edit: the event i was talkin abt in tags was dreams of childhood LMAOO that one and 2nd anni are a top fave for me neow 😌‼️💞

#tears of themis #!tot events #poly nxx true im a believer #omfg theyre obsessed with eachother? #the third place was so #<33 #i think this might be my favorite event of all time everything is just good to me #the games are good tho was confusin asf so hyv fix fhat LMAOO #but now that i know how to play properly its rlly fun and i love the rewards 😍 LMAOO #i aint pullin till the 30th for a couple of reasons but im so excited to!! hope everyone’s pulls r going well #also the LIs just feel so family in this one they all are properly hanging out as friends instead of ‘this is a fight to see who can get MC’ #i wrote abt it to hyv in the quiz thing so i was kinda caught off guard when everyone was just being… friendly and domestic #obviously cn got this first so the story is the same but it was rlly nice to wish for smth and to see it! #this is my favorite next to when they went to the hoyofair - i think it was? with the fireworks? #bc they were all soooo !!!! <333 😭😭😭 #and it feels the same in this one so im so happy #and and my favorite gag they got goin on is everyone looking at marius to get them into places 💀💀 #and hes just like…. sigh…. yeah yeah any other requests? LMFAOOO #is this love or is this sugardaddy and his babygirls lets bfr #e

[vaugarde]

i dont hate alain over the kalos league bc tbh i dont really care all that much about it since in hindsight ash has now won the literal world championship, and i think the unova league loss was easily far worse in themes, narrative, and tone while ash vs alain is at least a good spectacle even if (from what i remember and what ive seen thus far) the setup is messy as hell, and its not as funny as tobias so i dont really think about it

but man these episodes really have not endeared me to him

#its not that hes like an AWFUL character i dont think thats true #i just think hes nothing #hes a really boring character that does admittedly have a good premise for a character in both narrative and the side goal of advertisement #but i dont really feel much tension bc i dont buy his bond w any character besides lysandre #why does he have beef with sycamore?? is that even explained or is he just an edgy guy #hes also not really all that endearing w mairin when all he does is snap abt how annoying she is and also that time he abandoned her in anot #another region. which tbh the specials were so boring i only just registered today that he left mairin in hoenn alone #w no way to get back to her home region. steven had to fly her there #i dont buy him being like ‘’oh i must protect her smile’’ when theyve barely had any genuine moments #hes just kinda designed to be cool edgy eyecandy without much substance #and it sucks bc i really wanted the specials to endear me to him #but no. he really is just that boring and contrived #ill have to wait til the team flare arc again bc i know these aspects shine their best in that arc #but man before that he aint doing it for me at all #echoed voice #pokeani lb

[vore-scientist]

hey can you make a story about rise of the guardians gt sandy soft-vore x tiny reader

i have every rise of the guardians tag/mention blacklisted on this site

(:

#i suspect this anon is messaging a lot of people this feels like a generic ask #but whatever #if yall are curious #and here comes a tag rant!!! #i will never watch that movie ever #i dont care for movies where christianity is the one true religion #you know #with me being jewish #christian supremacy movies aint my thing #and if you are like 'what?' #the guardians INCLUDE SANTA AND THE EASTER BUNNY #meaning christmas and easter are foundational to the world and christianity is the one true religion #its just not something i care for #its mostly harmless of course but the movie is distinctly marketed to not be appealing #to me #someone whose people have been massacred on christmas and easter for not believing in jesus #i do have a soft spot for the santa clause bc that series is #so fucking stupid #and involves murdering santa to replace him #thats insane #but i also thought it was hilarious #that the rise of the guardians #had the same group as the santa clause movies XD

[andrewmnyard]

something that makes me laugh is the “going concern” reporting requirement in auditing. it means you don’t think the company will stay in business in the year following the audit. literally u have to write and publish a paragraph that boils down to “we have CONCERNS that this company is GOING out of business!!! and management hasn’t said ANYTHING that changes our mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

#companies do NOT like when u do this! #sigh I know no one cares about this stuff but it’s my whole life rn bc im studying for cpa #gotta find humor where I can 🥲 #also that ‘management hasn’t said anything that changes our mind’ is literally true #if they have plans that ‘alleviate substantial doubt’ you don’t have to report a going concern #so to me it sounds like ‘this company AINT SHIT and the management is DUMB AS FUCK’ #cpa exam #cpa studying

[russilton]

alright, calm fun anons lasted almost exactly one week. cool.

#the one i got... #i will answer it later bc its not one i can comfortably ignore #but oh boy it was one hell of a rabbit punch to wake up to #'hey your day just started- here's why i think you're awful' #its not a non valid ask for them to send but they really made a lot of assumptions i just... don't think are entirely true #but I don't want my reply to come off as 'i have never done anything wrong ever' bc we all sure as shit know that aint true either

[bunnyb34r]

I was watching this video and it was partially ab that Cillian Murphy guy and all I can see when I see that guy is the clip of him sobbing while playing baseball in that one movie sgdggdgdgdgdgd

#marquilla #everyone's like ohhhhh he's so hot and im like haha sopping wet pathetic man (neutral) #he was in Oppenheimer right? my face blind ass cannot tell and i aint looking it up bc it was a stupid movie #i think it was bc his eyes look the same.. again idk i cant remember faces :( #idk why that made me think of this but yknow that part in diamond is unbreakable where koichi has to find yukako's face to get her #real face back? yeah fucking nightmare for me AGGDGDGDGDHD like fuck i dont know!!! they all look the same and i cant find the #focus points i use to remember people! :0 like sorry babe you're deemed ugly by society forever bc i cannot find your true face </3 #but I'll love you 4ever💕 sgdgdghfhd and none of them were even her face 😭 id die #i dont really focus on faces i focus more on hair and clothing which isnt reliable but neither are faces to me

[snekdood]

also if it makes me seem weak to you bc i dont actually wanna kill things-

dawg.

imma say this as if im your close personal friend whos very concerned about you, your wellbeing, and how you've been lately-

you sound like an actual nazi.

#i think true strength is being perceptive enough to know when bloodshed is entirely unnecessary. #diving in head first to a bloody battle and grinning with glee for it- kinda makes it hard to not look like a nazi then. #im very distrustful of people whomst violence is one of if not their first instinct in resolving conflicts. #i grew up in stl ok. ik that shit aint a joke. and it shouldnt be treated like one. #when you say that shit- people WILL take it literally. #unfortunately even if you're joking or not serious. ig tone plays a huge part but no one can read tone online. sooooooo............ #not knowing if you're joking makes you even less trustworthy. #yes yes ik ive made jokes like that before why do you think i understand all of this so well. #been there done that. its old news. #but im saying this to you rn as a warning. bc ive met people irl who are like this. who wanna be violent so quickly #and see their love for violence and tendency toward it as a quirk- meanwhile other people see it as an actual threat they're making. #and like i said- stl- so its something you dont wanna mess with or risk your life with even if they are just joking and being quirky in an #edgy teenager kinda way. i avoid those people as much as i possibly can. acting like this is naturally repelling. #kinda the reason i used to do it. but idk if the ppl ik who do it or did do it do it for that reason or not. #no one knows if you're acting that way as a defense mechanism. they see whats on the surface. so you cant be mad at them for #avoiding you. be realistic. ppl are repelled by you and your method of political advocacy. so maybe its time for a change? #otherwise you will attract all the wrong people. people who might not just be kidding. people for whom it may not just be a quirk. #and you dont wanna find yourself in a situation you cant easily leave from bc you have some crazy freak w guns keeping you in line

[toastsnaffler]

i will ALWAYS be salty abt the ed-sheeranification of one ok rock (one of my fave personality-building anecdotes i explain at parties to ppl getting to know me) but the fact is that takas voice is soooo hot he could sing the words on the back of a milk carton to the tune of a t*ylor sw*ft song + id probably still listen to him. sorry

#well actually that isnt true bc i very rarely ever listen to oor anymore. theyve made so much terrible music its tainted their good shit #but like twice a year i go back thru their discography and reminisce over niche syndrome.....a guy can dream #whenever they release new stuff i always get my hopes up theyre gonna go back to their roots and they never do. saaad #but i have this weird grandmotherly love for taka whenever i see him in music videos for his new stuff im like aww how Nice :^) #wish he hadnt outgrown his emo phase but thats ok im glad hes enjoying himself and the band seems to be popular still #.diaries #i do have a big old soft spot for ambitions era even if its kinda mid. its associated w a lot of nice memories i have of my ex #if nothing else i appreciate how earnest their music was around then.... god listening now and i still know All The Lyrics lmfao #still mad they replaced the japanese vers with an english rerecord for release outside of japan tho. that was unnecessary 😐 #maaann my ex had VERY different music taste to me but its sweet how many bands are rose tinted for me bc of them #like theres some stuff i would never have voluntarily listened to. but listening to them talk excitedly carved a niche in my ears #they made me a bunch of playlists for things they found that they thought id like.. i still have some of them saved/backed up #im surprised some of the ogs still exist tbh bc they unfollowed me on spotify + privated/deleted a ton of shit like a year ago #but a couple r still standing.. idk id like to think maybe they left them bc they had some nice memories too. i could never hate them man #SORRY FOR TALKING ABT MY EX AGAIN this music just takes me right back. im v glad we're not dating or in each others lives anymore #but also u cant be that close w someone for that long without them having a lifelong impact on u. or at least i cant anyway #and its nice to remember them fondly sometimes even if we were both cunts to each other. hope theyre doing alright wherever they are #god i need to start dating again its so fun i miss it so much. once im settled in the new place + i have a secure job.... #i mean ik who id LIKE to date but im pretty sure that aint happening lmaooo. ill get over it i love meeting new ppl anyway #okay enough rambling im gonna go make lunch if ur reading this far ily hope ur having a nice day XOXO aaaaand post

[cowboy-robooty]

got desperate asf for some non-shitty heta fanfiction and said fuck it ill read the gerame fanfic cuz the author did make some good shit before (even tho i know it wont be THAT good since ill need to manually edit in my brain alfred as feliciano instead and make a whole extra unspoken lore to explain why feliciano is so ooc).... BUT LORD. IM CHEWING GLASS. IM CHEWING GLASS SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE GIRL ITALY EXISTS IN THIS FIC AND OH MY GODDDD I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT LUDWIG STAY AWAY FROM THAT MAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT EVIL DEMENTED VILE MAN AAAAHHAUHWUSUDJJS STAY WITH FELICIA PLEASEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! LIKE STRAIGHT UP HE DONT EVEN LIKE ALFRED BRUH AND ALFRED DONT EVEN LIKE HIM. ill admit the set up is good (its like a 1950s au and the reason why i trust this author is a whole nother can of worms that i put in my drafts maybe ill drop it later) BUT I CANT EVEN CARE OR TRY TO CARE ABOUT ALFRED X LUDWIG BC FELICIA IS RIGHT THEREE AND THIS AUTHOR GETS THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER TOO. SHES LITERALLY LIGHT OF HIS LAIF MAKES HIM HAPPY IS SWEET AND NICE TO HIM TUGS HIM DOWN AND RUBS THEIR NOSES TOGETHER LIKE MOTHERFUCKER THATS TRUE. THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE I SAW IT. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING THIS INTO A DAMN LUDWIG X ALFRED FANFIC IM CHEWING GLASSSSSS!!!! BC I KNOW FELICIA X LUDWIG WONT HAPPEN I HATE THIS STUPID BAKA LIFE I HATE IT HERE RAAAGJWJSIIEKDODKDKDKXKDKZKKS RAGE RAGE RAGE

so far its a genuinely good fic tho with some nice character development and being able to take a "real life universe" spin on heta characters which i find can rarely be done well! id rec it to any ameger fanheads out there!

peace and pascal! <- (im sorry im lying. im lying. tw lies. no peace only pascal. sorry i lied on main. its a good fic thats true. but i want the earth to explode. feels like im shoving my dick in an anthill)

#to be fair i read all non itager ship fics by mentally editing whoevers with germany to be italy bc i believe they love eachother in all #universes #but this author is making it real hard bc theyre genuinely good at like time era and how nationality plays into identity so i have to #do mental gymnastics and create the most batshit reasons ever to keep it itager in my head #but yeah THIS ONE ISNT LETTING ME FUCKING IMAGINE BECAUSE ITALY IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE #GIRL ITALY IS RIGHT THERE AND GENUINELY ACTS THE WAY THAT ITALY AND GERMANY ALWAYS INTERCAT WIF EACHOTHER LIKE IT ISNT EVEN OOC #THEY HAVE INTERACTED FOR A SOLID LIKE PAGE AND A HALF AND I SHIP THEM SO HARD SHES SO NICE TO HIMM #THEY RUBBED THEIR NOSES TOGETHER EVEN MOTHERFUCKER I THINK THEY DO THAT!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND SO WHY DONT YOU PREACH?!?!? #YOU KNOW THE LORD IS REAL SO WHY DONT YOU FOLLOW THE TEN FUCKING COMMANDMENTS!!!!! #no shade to this author too this is just my aids bc to me any ship wif those two freaks that isnt them kissing eachother is my antichrist #anything that aint itager is my antichrist fr #the other fic from this author was just so much easier to eat.. #cuz to be fair in the other fic it was a germany torture compilation and he literally did not genuinely love the other guy at all #i think that fic was true because italy wasnt present in it and i do believe germanys life would be like that would italy #what no italy does to a mf: unimagimeable suffering #i can accept that fic bc yeah i looked the author in the eyes and said 'germany would never love anybody thats not italy in all universes' #and they went okie! sure! :D #sorry guys im getting sepsis rn okay robooty when he faces the antichrist

[asyourshadowfalls]

new theory on why fems are often more witchy intuitive? Both halves of our chromosomal make up comes from a grandmother. each XX was at one point in each of our grandmas. we know that the stress a woman is in during pregnancy can have an effect on the fetus and if that fetus is a female then also the impact is affecting her ovum too. why couldn't other info pass through? or maybe its something as simple as the environment that we were in conditioning us when we were practically nonexistent to be deeply connected to the internal turmoil of others. and since males only have one x, and we know how that impacts their health (ex. more likely to get sick/worse time of healing), well maybe it's their lack of double X that makes them less naturally attuned in this area as well.

#i still dont know how to appropriately use affect/effect but you get the jist #ngl this just came out of me wondering how witchy dna gets passed down #bc my great grandma was a little funky and my grandma is too #and i do think a large part is just intuition but if there is ~something~ why not it be dna over spiritual/soul based? #im just writing this down so that when the research shows this in 100+ years ill get some posthumous credit lmao #science #theory #biology #just have fun it aint that serious #witch #magic #spiritual #soul #dna #chromosomes #intuition #obviously social conditioning plays a huge fucking role #but what if there was something there as well? #just like we now know a broken gene in males' one X leads to riskier behavior which is maximized by testosterone #and before the “fems only use one X” that's also not true anymore though it's still not fully understood #psychology #social conditioning #brain science #empathy