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certainthingscrossedout · 1 year

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Charlie Kelly but if he was in the movie ratatouille

#iasip #this was my first thought when I woke up this morning so sorry if someone already said this #i can never remember if I’ve seen something as a post or if it’s my own thought #because I’m an idiot #Charlie Kelly #he turns paddy’s into a Michelin star restaurant

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superbattrash · 10 months

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…how is it 4.30am

#w h y #why am I like this #I didn’t even do anything fun #how am I gonna get up at 8 tomorrow (today???) you ask? well you see #I’m obviously not #because I’m an idiot #misha rants

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 1 year

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Something tells me it’s not normal to want to use the top of your hand and your fingers as a chew toy

#And I know I know I have chewelry and ideally I should be using it instead of my hands #But chewelry is not connected to my nervous system #I should get one of those circular wire brush sanding things the next time I go to a hardware store… I always rub my thumb on them #or like a steel wool sponge would be good too I think… something metallic and abrasive #to gently scrub my hands and feet with #or crush in my hand so I can feel the spikiness of it #idk I remember freaking my friends out because I’d play with a pair of folding scissors like Seward and his scalpel #by placing the web of skin between my thumb and forefinger between the blades and gently “sawing” it #It was completely absentminded and I wasn’t stressed out… I’d do it in a relaxed state (if there is such a thing with me)#And I accidentally sliced myself between the fingers (and on the tongue) multiple times before but did that stop me? Absolutely fucking not #because I’m an idiot #I never wear shoes when I have to pull weeds out of the lava rocks in front of the house because I like the feeling of being stabbed #I guess #but at the same time walking on smooth powdery cement makes me flinch wince and walk on the sides of my feet????

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hezjena · 2 years

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Aaaa thank you so much for the tag @sidhelives! And while it is technically 00:15, Monday morning, I’m sure everyone can forgive me for a late entry :’)

I finally decided to put pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard let’s be honest, on the fic that forms the basis for Stoud’s Glorious Breakup Moustache. It’s very very rough at the moment, but here we have the opening introduction;

Anders was loath to admit that when the Commander had left with Nathaniel, Sigrum and Velanna to the defence of Amaranthine, he’d been feeling pretty pleased with himself. They’d be gone a few days, perform some heroics saving the City and be back at the Keep before the Darkspawn horde hit Vigil’s Keep. Considering the extensive renovations to the Keep since the Commander had arrived, it was meant to be safe.

It was meant to be a week of ignoring Oghren bitching about missing the scrap, avoiding Justice roaming the halls like the sweet misery he was, and Anders getting well and truly sozzled. But Commander Tabris had been gone almost two hours before Justice let slip that he’d been asked to hang back to keep an eye on Anders and Oghren, while she went off to do the real Warden stuff. And if that wasn’t a fly in his holiday ointment, he didn’t know what was.

Tagging forward - @noire-pandora, @the-cryptographer, @jrastegar, @celemee, @piecesofsolaswriting and @illusivesoul

#snippet sunday #my writing #Anders/Stroud #Glorious Breakup Moustache #uggg am I really starting another long fic?#yes I am #because I’m an idiot #this might not see the light of day for many months

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freckleslikestars · 2 years

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There are few things my mother ever actually taught me, and even fewer things I still do, but one thing i did learn from her is to always ALWAYS keep a tube of aloe vera gel in the fridge for use on heat rash and sunburn. There’s nothing better than cold aloe vera

#also: I always have some frozen in ice cube trays #hot weather tips #heatwave #I should have posted this last week really #whoops #but I was reminded today because I have a combination sunburn and allergic reaction rash spreading across my chest #because I’m an idiot

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mississpissi · 2 years

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i am very aware this is not a new revelation but listening back to wtnv i realized i always just imagined city council like this:

and just didn’t even realize that they weren’t always like that until ep the 114? idk if they were described like this before we find out that wasn’t always their physical state but just imagining city council being this:

it just makes the idea of city council even better to me. like maybe now they’re a big blob but they used to just me a bunch of people walkin and talkin in unison. and i like to imagine that the conference room table would travel with them too bc why not.

also sometimes they can still speak as individuals? even in a flesh blob?