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obsessed with the idea of nico still being a practicing catholic. like they try to invite him somewhere on like a sunday and he's like "can't. gotta go to mass, sorry" and he shadow travels to the vatican
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nah something that i'll never get over is how needlessly cruel smeyer made leah clearwater's backstory. like don't get me wrong twilight sucks ass and the way she wrote the quileute tribe makes my blood boil but leah's story is so fucking tragic, it makes me wanna sob every time i think about.
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do i think hera is a bitch? yes. do i think it would be infinitely funny if jason and her were besties? also yes.
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jason grace absolutely sword fought krios as the legion and the monsters fought around them and when the final blow comes jason's eyes are alight with a storm and lightning comes down picking off monsters one by one and finally jason flies into the air, recites his titles because demigods are nothing if not dramatic (i am jason grace, son of jupiter and prateor to the twelfth legion. prepare to die), by now the monsters and the legion have stopped to watch the battle and jason shoves his sword neatly between krios ribs, grabs a hold of his neck and rips it out, there is ichor staining his mouth, dripping off his chin and in between, jason grace, son of lupa and champion of juno hears their voices, go for the kill my son/champion, and he grabs krios by the hair and pulls until he rips krios's head clean off his shoulders. ichor splatters all over him. he catches his sword as it falls as krios' body turns into gold dust. and try as he may to distance himself from his father, jupiter is still a titan-slayer and all gods have bloodlust in them, the bloodlust fully sets in and jason licks the blood off his sword, points his sword down to the army of monsters and shouts over the din of the storm he is calling down, "who's next?"
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i firmly believe that jason would've beaten percy in that mark of athena fight
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i think it’s super lame that riordan built up this whole lore, i guess you could say, about how the big three kids are “way too powerful’ and how the big 3 had this whole agreement to stop having kids cause they were too powerful and they were causing too many problems. and then we meet percy and percy’s super powerful and then we meet nico and nico grows into his powers and is really powerful in his own right. hazel and thalia’s powers are insane in their own right but then he drops the ball on jason so badly that people to this day, think he’s knock off percy??? 
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i think we deserved slightly-unhinged-and-feral jason grace.
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everyday i'm thinking about how the first letter of effie, katniss, haymitch, and peeta's last names spell out "team"
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this take is kinda old but whatever
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i read lord of the rings meta like it’s the daily newspaper
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to this day, li syaoran and peeta mellark remain the gold standard for men in my life
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do yall remember reading “the giver” in like middle school or whatever and you could tell when someone got to the sex dream part cause they’d be staring at the book like this
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