#like be fucking forreal rn

[introspectivememories]

i firmly believe that jason would've beaten percy in that mark of athena fight

#like be fucking forreal rn #jason 'raised by wolves' grace is losing the fight??? #jason 'been training since 5' grace is losimg the fight?????? #to percy 'never even held a sword until 12' jackson??????? #i dont fucking think so #100% jason's got more skills than percy #if we're talking just raw demigod power i think maybe percy #what do yall think #jason grace #hoo #pjo #book.rambles

[lotus-pear]

skk fans whenever they see kndz

skk stans dni you guys aren’t welcome here /hj

#i’m being so forreal rn some of you are the fucking worst 💀 #like how are you gonna bash another ship and then mischaracterize your own??? #PICK A STRUGGLE #lotus’s asks

[eff-plays]

Tfw your rizz is literally 10 points higher than his so you can tell he's full of shit and also his delivery needs work but you're still gonna fuck that because he's pretty and you have bad taste 😔

#i love this early convo though they look at him like 'are you forreal rn' #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bard tav: 'i mean fine i'll fuck you but please stay quiet you're making me want to give you tips'

[snackugaki]

oh so y’all think you can pull the ol’ bait’n switch reverse double flip backtrack u-turn reverse psychology on me??

#forreal #idk what' up with the dudes in thirst traps wearing sweatpants #like I'm sure the appeal is seeing their blasters wobblin' around under there #but like #Elias Koteas as Casey Jones pioneered that #and thus I am rendered immune #also how do y'all know I wasn't planning on drawing him anyway? #and that I enjoy casually threatening as a past time #ngl #doing this because #there is a strong fucking winter storm tearing thru rn #it's rattling the house #my area doesn't really get this weather #so i am: PERTURBED #i am small #this wind sounds like it can throw me through #oz #narnia #terebithia #the undying lands #middle earth #time #space #and back again #i can't sleep through this shit #insomnia notwithstanding #the weekend is the only saving grace

[starlooove]

So ur telling me white ppl started buying up our hair oil just to keep it in for 2 hours, wash it out, and call it a treatment? Every time they use it?

#be so fuckin forreal #baby u think it’s a treatment bc u just weighed ur hair down for hours and washed it which will obviously make u feel better #ur supposed to keep that shit in for weeks #if u can’t handle that it’s not for you #like fuck man can’t y’all use common sense #that’s part of the reason they’re scented like that 💀 #LMAOOOO THEY JUST TRIED TO TELL ME THE BOTTLE SAYS TO WASH IT OUT #LIKE IM NOT DOING MY HAIR RN AND CAN READ IT 😭😭😭

[phvnthom]

Fics be so good, then boom, horribly written smut

#if it makes the audience laugh instead of being sexy you've failed #that is 'unless' you were trying to make people laugh #nobody should read your smut and find it funny from how over the top it is or from all the horrible metaphors you're using #there's a middle ground— find it. quickly. #it's just the I HAVE TO LAUGH meme over and over again #Smut always makes or breaks a story 😔😔😔 #like... please be fucking forreal rn #w #fanfic #fanfiction #writeblr

[rubysparx]

See my problem is like . I wanna have side blogs and post to them frequently, especially a lot of reblogs I wanna spread around the art I like. But I also love having something to say abt the art. I gotta tag it with something silly or niceys bc as an artist myself that’s like. The only reason I ever post my shit publicly. Is for the funny little comments :3 if you ever put a funny little comment or nice thing on smthn I made, I have that shit saved in a document, I’m serious.

But anyway. If I don’t have anything to say in the moment the post just sits in my drafts, and I really don’t wanna just have my organizational tag on that shit, that’s so lame. And you know maybe I shouldn’t be saying anything maybe these other artists don’t wanna hear shit from me ! Idk man that’s just my mentality. I feel like I’ve gotta leave a little comment ok??

And then I have the issue of the post being in drafts for months, when I finally post it if it’s a reblog it seems like it came outta nowhere. reblogger gotta be getting that notif like “I posted that four months ago, what?” or whatever.

#my thoughts and feelings for today;; #like my failed mlp blog has crazy drafts #I was just too nervous to post that shit #I gotta stop being scared about being weird on the weirdo website fr #don’t tell but I got a tf2 blog in the works rn it’s gonna go crazy if I get over this shit #I get worried people are thinking a lot abt my tags and whatever #cos that’s what I do with tags I get I think abt them #WHATEVERRR #Brother I NEED 2 fix up my bio forreal #if you were here for the httyd phase you’re real asf #you have no idea how many drafts I have from that phase #the fandom fucking sucked so that def contributed #but like I was so nervous to just say my thoughts on it #I’m still probably not gonna say my thoughts unless prompted tho #less bc I’m nervous and more bc I just can’t be bothered #like I have that fnc post (actually it’s multiple posts) drafted but who knows if it’ll ever see the light of day #ik people wanna see it but it’s scary to interact with fandom people #sometimes they normal most of the time they are Not #I’m not saying normal we just a different weird #alright I’m making breakfast now bye

[dykediitsi]

to recap my day

- a server accused me of stealing 35 cents off her table and went to the MANAGER about it AFTER i handed it directly to her

- 2nd job, my section was literally empty for over an hour and another server got sat 3 times so i asked her if i could have one of the tables and she said yes. manager got MAD at us about this because apparently we’re not supposed to pick up each others tables. i said ok i havent been sat in over an hour and T got 3 tables in the meantime so i picked one up. die.

- this stupid fucking bedframe doesnt have instructions in the box so i spent 15 minutes on google trying to find the instructions only to find out this box also doesnt have the screws in it. so im sleeping on the mattress on the floor AGAIN tonight

#literally going to kms at this rate #am i just cranky or is this like. insane. i am so fucking mad rn #to elaborate on the first one: i cleaned the servers table off and she came by and got her cash tip which was well over 20 dollars #(big table) #but she left the change so i just kinda threw it in my pocket while i was cleaning and fully intended to give it to her if she asked #she came back and asked for it so i handed it to her #she THEN complained to the manager that i was stealing her change. even though i LITERALLY gave it to her BEFORE she complained #+ i didnt have time to go to the house between shifts. so i hung out in the sonic parking lot for 20 minutes #++ at the 2nd job they told me to clean out salad bar and then like got mad when i didnt know how to do that #because literally guess what. this is like my 2nd shift as a server. can yall die forreal #my fucking god i hate these bitches #shouts #rant in tags #rant in post as well ig

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

Called up my coworker yesterday with the promise of Drama and ended up telling her that I was telling other people she doesn’t love me anymore

#she was actually mad at me and it was kind of funny #she was like FUCK U I DO NOT NEED THIS NOW #I did also tell her about actual drama #but I was also like. u don’t spend time with me anymore. someone asked about u yesterday and I was like she doesn’t hang out with me #and she was like TAKE IT BACK FORREAL #anyways we were on the phone for an hour and a half after work #she yelled at me half the time and the other half I yelled at her! peak communication #I’m making her stop being a fucking child and talk to someone in our office she’s beefing with #and she’s sending her a non apology and I’m fine with that at least they’re talking #sometimes u have to give the 37 year olds life advice cause they’re IDIOTS trying to cause PROBLEMS FOR THEMSELVES #I think the most frustrating relationship dynamic in the world is someone the Same as you #but a lot older and therefore horrifically set in their ways and completely non receptive to feedback #it’s like looking in one of those circus mirrors and being like FUCK THAT COULD BE ME IN 15 YEARS IF I DONT GET MY SHIT TOGETHER #V v funny of me to be like ‘oh she’s dead to me’ to other people in the office when they ask about her #and for her to be like ‘oh she’s just traveling’ #one day I’m gonna be less dramatic and more normal #but apparently the coworker who she is having problems with was also going around saying that so.. I do need to take it back #cause she’s important now and I’m making her look like an asshole who left all her other people behind when she became important #but MAYBE she should HANG OUT WITH ME MORE #delete later #anyways. clarified that she doesn’t hate me. my communication skills are great actually because if I’m mad at u #u will know pretty soon. #also she spent like 5 min name dropping **** and I was like. really. are u for real rn I GET IT UR IMPORTANT

[sunlitide]

i’ve been trying to fall asleep since 1 am… it is now 5 am i’ve given up fully 🤍

#playing good pizza great pizza rn #why is this game so fucking addicting like be forreal

[juleteinthrum]

I need a therapist

#we stopped seeing heidi righttttt when i took over. we couldnt even draw me yet. it was so stupid #zims stink #we didn't even know who we were yet can you even believe #we didnt know me omg #vent #i think i need to talk to someone forreals. i just don't know what to do #i for sure dont have money for it rn. one day in hopefully a not super far away future I'll get it but. yeah i think im about ready again #it will be really hard to establish a new connection but idk. i think worth trying. i dont want any diagnosis i want someone to listen #like fuck i need to talk until i cry a couple times a week for hours at a time #but i dont wanna cry to anyone so #whateevr

[imiebean]

Some of y’all way too jaded for reality. Like if you hate on everything, the problem isn’t everything, the problem is you.

#just saw a post making fun of people welcoming the redditors #like be fucking forreal #as long as they don’t create problems for other users why tf are you actually mad rn

[starlooove]

This comment section is baffling

#someone asked how old Duke was for their fic #and the comments are saying 6 months younger than tim #or the same age as tim #or even older than tim #stay away from black kids I’m so sick of y’all #this is why I don’t trust y’all with hobie either #and some ppl would be like tim is 17 Duke is 16-18 #be so fucking forreal #only one of them is explicitly going to school rn #Tim is a grown ass man

[scoreplings]

sorry im baffled this girl is still trying so hard after she saw the inside of my room

#its heinous in there rn #mystery stains all over my bed (lube) #dirty clothes everywhere #sex toys just Out and About #they arent even all clean #whole room smells like ravioli (i spilled a can of ravioli While She Watched) #tub with mummified birds in it next to the bed #its Bad. girl put pants on Please #she keeps asking if she can play with my collar and im like 😬 if you touch this again i will start biting you like a dog forreal #cant even ‘i have a boyfriend’ my way out of this because my boyfriend wants her to fuck me 😭 i Dont

[scortchedtoast]

Taylor's not going to win afp thanks to the joesph fans

#I'm pissed and apparently the racist are voting for KYLE its so bad rn #they all say they are voting for joesph because he was nice to taylor like be fucking forreal rn #praying she wins cause I cant trust the rest of yall for this

[lilworms]

im entertained

#i like forreal do not give a fuck abt tumblr drama but THIS one is. #how have like 3 people ive regularly interacted w in the past gone down in flames #within like #the past month #giggling like the joker rn #(the situations rnt funny . just the fact that they r finally getting what they deserve <3)