#both of them are batshit insane

[quequeishere]

everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer!

#fanart #artwork #drawing #illustration #mdzs #mao dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #Nie huaisang #inside everyone are two wolves #both of them are batshit insane #his big wet eyes and manipulative ways have charmed me #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[radioscientist]

Sam Campbell is a little guy I want to put in my pocket and carry around with me

#not anime #radiowaves #taskmaster #taskmaster series 16 #taskmaster season 16 #tm #sam campbell #*all this to say HE IS SO FUN* #*I love him I love dr cigarettes* #*I actually like the cast a lot* #*wasn’t sure if I’d like them as much since I only really knew of Sue Perkins* #*but they’re so good!!* #*could genuinely just watch Sam running around doing tasks forever* #*he’s like a golden retriever zooming around living his best life* #*I ALSO live for him and Lucy interacting in any capacity both so insane* #*sam is insane in like a sorta normal soothing sorta way* #*while Lucy is seemingly normal but is in fact batshit insane she’s also a firm fave*

[elemental-plane]

not at all going insane about the scene with the maw. definitely not thinking about how even though elise and raj's history is very clearly complicated she sees him struggling and immediately tells him that they can leave. i am being SO NORMAL about how for a second maybe if you squint it's like they almost go back into their assumed old dynamic. i am not at all losing my mind over them.

#critical role #candela obscura #the circle of tide and bone #candela obscura the circle of tide and bone #elsie roberts #ashly burch #rajan savarimuthu #noshir dalal #they r driving me INSANE #next candela episode come sooner i think i'm going to die #BUT ALSO SHOUTOUT TO NOSHIR AND ASHLY??? THEYRE SO COOL???? love them both #this entire table is batshit insane but that split screen scene right before the maw??? #i was FLABBERGASTED. hand over mouth level of GOBSMACKED. #anyways i am so normal hahahha wdym

[starrynightarchive]

here's a fact: fyozai writers are superior

@itotypes @valleykey @transsexualhamlet i bow down to you guys

#no seriously #they are always filled with religious imagery and insanity and complex philosophy and GAY #both of them are batshit crazy and the writers do it justice????? how even????

[beatcroc]

on paper swap mode seems like just a fun little bonus to mess around with but within literally seconds of starting playing a level i was like wait hold on this fucks really really really hard

#the information available to you to process when you have them both at your disposal is actually staggering #speedruns of this are going to be batshit fucking cracked insane #i was already really interested in noises routing differences given his superjump is so much faster but man. Man #ALSO LIVE SWAPPING OF ESCAPE THEMES IS NUTS this shit rules so hard its truly the game that keeps on giving

[ronearoundblindly]

do you think ransom dazzled blanc? just a little right before he opened his big pie hole lololol 😮‍💨💕

GAWD YEEEEEESSSSS!!!

One million percent. I even think Benoit would be riotously entertained by Ran’s wit and the family quips under most circumstances; Blanc is just easily distracted from that while there is a puzzle to solve!

Honestly, I bet Benoit would even ask about some of Ran’s sweaters because they’d make a lovely gift for Phillip…

#ro answers #agreed? #no? just me? #I love them both #actually I love all of them for their batshit insanity #top-notch insanity

[wereh0gz]

I don't play smash ultimate but the story mode would've been so much better and interesting if Sonic managed to save Pikachu and himself from Galeem and we started off with them AND Kirby as a fun little trio

#ramblings #idk i just saw the clip where sonic tries to save pikachu and they both die and got sad #but like imagine. three little guys going off on an adventure to save everyone and face The Horrors #they could've had cute little scenes interacting with each other #and when they save someone too they celebrate together. especially when it's someone from their respective series #obviously sonic wouldn't get to save anyone from his series bc he's the only rep but the other two have other characters #and they could imply friendships between some of the other characters from different series #like mario and sonic since they've already had crossovers before #tbh i probably would've wanted the game more if the story mode was more like subspace #with cutscenes and stuff and like an actual story #even if it was batshit insane idc #smash is batshit insane by default by having all these characters from different franchises beating the shit out of each other #i would've wanted that over the absurd amount of characters #i mean. like half of them are anime swordsmen from the same game. we don't need that many #a fun singleplayer experience with more story would've made the game more worthwhile imo #it's not too much to ask after they did it for the wii is it? #wow i did not expect to talk this much about a game i don't play lmao

[chayannecraft]

hey the last drawing will probably be uploaded tomorrow!! i know you'll understand but i've been very busy today :)

anyway i'm curious about if the other eggs have any sort of role in your au??

OH and if you want to talk abt what chayanne and phil's relationship is like, i've been very curious about that lol bc it seems like phil's both very protective of him and doesn't care about him that much. not saying you haven't thought it out i'm just eager to look more into his character!

Hello!! Yeah no I understand I’ve been super busy too. Finals season and everythang. It’s a curse. Oh my god. (Which is why im so late answering this ask hello omg!!!) But anyways yes hello oh my god questions!!!! 💖💖💖!!!!! YES!!! I WILL ANSWER

The other eggs have very loose roles but they do exist!! They sort of take up the space of the descendants-of-the-champions roles that Sidon and the others fill (although I’m not sure who is who at the moment, would have to think about that a little more!!) (I have no idea what role Tallulah plays, but I think she might be traveling around with Wilbur, more info on that later) but sometimes they’re also just like, normal random kids. They are all friends I promise. I don’t have a lot on them though so this is not that coherent.

CHAYANNE AND PHIL. WOUGH BOY. THIS IS A LONG ONE

You were right in that Phil is very protective of Chayanne!! I think a part of him knew Chayanne was The Chosen Hero, but when faced with the decision to send him off to what very well could have been his sons death, if not horrific trauma he was like um. No lol. Not doing that.

A consequence of the storyline in general is Phil isn’t very mentioned a lot, so it gives off the idea that he’s uncaring towards Chayanne, but I promise you that’s not the case!! (Not to make fun of you or call you out of course). Phil is actually very loving towards his son, and was devastated when he ran away with the Master Sword.

Then (for reasons I haven’t thought up yet) he’s pretty distracted but desperately trying to get his kid back. Until the calamity happens and they fail. Then he’s under the impression his son is just dead and he’s in mourning for the next 100 years (Why is he still alive in 100 years, you ask! Well! I took everything from these kids and I think taking their parents is a little bit too cruel so everybody is blessed by some sort of god that expands their lifespan a couple hundred ok :D!!!)

And then a little bit after botw someone goes to Philza and is like hey. The hero is back. He’s hanging out with Princess Pomme. He looks a lot like the missing hero from 100 years ago. Your son. Might be your son Phil. And Phil basically takes 3 seconds to process this before clawing himself up from his depression and being like OK. WE’RE GONNA GO GET HIM!!! AND IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME IM MAULING THEM. Of course he gets to hyrule RIGHT as totk plot starts and Chayanne goes missing so kind of an L BUT THEY DO REUNITE!!!

They get their moments. They also get a really tearful reunion where Chayanne is like dad im so sorry for running off oh my god :( I forgot you for a hundred years you must be so upset with me. And Philza is hugging him like oh my god my kid is ok. Oh my god. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE FUCK. And then just caries him around. And probably has some sort of beef with Missa because that’s Chayanne’s Hyrule-Dad. Meanwhile Pomme stands in the back ready to kill him if he makes one wrong move.

There’s a side story kind of sequel relating to that where Pomme and Chayanne have to grapple with the fact that Chay is also a prince and his dad misses him dearly and wants him to come home but they don’t want to be separated ever for the rest of their lives. Maybe even some parent bonding. Like a little family-person drama to contrast the cursed-destiny-supernatural-calamity drama and probably some Death Family Bonding.

#qsmp botw au #asks #thank you so much medli whenever you send me asks I’m like !!!! ASK FOR ME?? PEOPLE LIKE?? WANT ME TO TALK!: #I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS ALWAYS #I love Philza in botw au his suffering is never ending #straight up thought his kid was dead. finds put he isnt. hauls ass over there. actually your son is missing again lol #reminds me that I have a bunch of mini qsmp botw aus that branch out. like a ton. some of them are cool (the parents fight to get their #kids back in totk bc they both go missing) and others are #just batshit insane #COUGH COUGH MY PURGATORY AU WHERE CHAY AND POMME JUST. #END UP THERE AND ARE LIKE OH THAT EYE GUY IS CALAMITY? #WE CAN KILL HIM. and then they do. purgatory over everybody go home #but honestly that one is just an excuse for me to do more mini codebreakers who are ride or die for each orher #*other #and just general purgatory and badassery

[soulsxng]

Time for my monthly "I'm sorry to anyone that knows both Baphomet and Enoch, but I'm not responsible for any chaos that may be dropped upon your doorstep because of it." announcement.

#[what is she getting us into now? -ooc-] #I love both of them very much #apart they're crazy #together? #together they are batshit insane #don't be fooled by Eno acting calm and sweet #or Baet's affectionate nature

[starry-skies-116]

they're the same picture... Me as I see the increasing amount of similarities between Peepaw Willy and Minty-haired bitch™

...The Afton kids as Fatui harbingers Genshin AU...?

#ZANDIK?? #William Afton #William Afton/Dave Miller #Dottore #II Dottore #Genshin Impact #FNAF #Fatui Harbingers #I mean they're both psychopathic mad scientists and murderers who hurt children #And for William he neglected his mentally ill kids #one among them being psychotic depressed and mentally ill/insane to the point of hourly suicidal ideation #but I mean yeah!! we love the similarities ig #Gonna be writing Peepaw Willy as basically FNAF's II Dottore from now on- calm and composed on the outside #but a borderline monster on the inside #and no I ain't calling him batshit crazy or clinically mentally fucked #the first one's reserved for Elizabeth and the second one for Evan #and EVEN THEIR CRIMES ARE FUCKING SIMILAR #HOLD UP I JUST REALIZED THOUGH #DOTTORE'S REAL NAME IS..... IMPLIED TO BE... FUCKIN ZANDIK? HES FROM SUMERU? AJHGFDFGHJAAAAHHH?? #hol up hol up I'm drawing Dottore/Zandik with dark skin whenever I draw him now

[the-kipsabian]

i will legitimately be thinking about this game for years to come

#i know ive missed at least a few pages and some tv clips. i'll have to look those up at some point #but just. the story. the ending. the new ending. the new story the new stuff acknowledging that this is a spiral im #i cant. there are no words to accurately describe how fucking brilliant this game is #just the story and characters themselves #but also all the batshit insane stuff in here. theres a 20 minute musical number AND a 20 minute short film inside this masterpiece #alongside everything else #im also really happy ng+ gave me more zane. i love him so much and him and his casual thirsting over darling?? PLEASE #just. the ending is perfect. 10/10 very content i feel happy yet asking some questions but ultimately no notes #cant wait for the dlc. i dont know when thats happening but very much actually looking forward to both of them. night springs especially #im just.. 13 years guys. still my game of the year 2023. a love letter to video games cinema and mixed media #please experience alan wake 2 its SO fucking worth it 💜 #i need to sleep now my head hurts and its way too late/early but. yeah. this definitely brought me the content feeling i needed today #alan wake #aw2 spoilers #i guess lol #night is an absolute mess on main

[collegeoflore]

filing these under “lines that make xarrai feel extremely normal” as well.

#this whole conversation is a lot for them. LMAO. #i have actually fully rewritten this one as a dialogue study too bc it’s like. a very important moment for them but #idk man. i wish u could argue with him more in game LOL #this convo makes me and xarrai both batshit insane tho LOL #the inbuilt banite ambition they run from but cannot shake (let him take this power and then take it from him) #vs the love for him they refuse to admit is love (this will ruin him) #they don’t WANT this power and they don’t want him to have it but they can’t shake the part of them that plots out how to get it. #but they have to be better than what made them or none of it was worth it etc etc etc i am rambling. anyway. bye #oc. xarrai #r. hold me like a knife #(for durge!xar they r much more like ‘idk if this is a good idea but i will maybe help u??’) #(canon!xar is (after they get over their knee jerk reaction of Oooh I Want It) is very directly to his face like ‘this is an awful idea.’) #realized these tags r not even about the lines in the screenshots. lol. #the whole ‘what cazador did was only wrong because it happened to *me*’ cuts them like a fucking knife tho LOL #it’s such a flagrant rejection of everything xarrai has said to him by this point. and he doesn’t even recognize it as one LOL #but xar hears that as ‘every bit of genuine emotion you’ve shown me and the trust u put in me with ur past meant nothing :) sowwie’ #‘it was only bad bc it happened to me and that means it’s not bad when ppl like cazador do things to ppl like u either :)’ #and they Know that’s not what he means. but instead of communicating like an adult they just seethe abt it LOL #okay sorry now i’m done. #lord only knows why i exclusively drop lore in the tags.

[aliceofclover125]

I think one thing I wish that they explored more was just how strongly Durge and Astarion parallel each other. I get why they couldn't, but MAN I wish these 2 had more heart to heart scenes than they do. Wanted these mfs to be more vulnerable as they grew closer, and for them to fiercely defend one another when hard scenes preying on them happened—like with that creepy ass Drow lady

Durge and Astarion.... my Roman Empire

#Mym speaks #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #text post #Durge #Astarion #do u KNOW how insane I went #when Durge expresses their fear of their Lord #and Astarion looks at them in this sort of shocked wonder #and acknowledges how similar they are? how they both escaped their masters and yet have never been free this whole time? #do u know how BATSHIT I was #in the very first Durge interaction in their romance with Astarion #“This thing won't have you. You've got this. And I've got you.” #[screams] #WHO SANCTIONED THAT I JUST WANNA TALK #he's still using Durge at that point! and he still says this! and actually MEANS it in that moment!! #I wish we had more scenes like that #where Astarion acknowledged more about Durge #and Durge did the same #hhhhhhhhh #still a 10/10 game tho

[elluminis]

god my two roommates are so fucking in love but like. they won’t admit it. like my one roommate has already told the other one that she likes him last fucking year but now insists that she is over him and is fine with the way things are. the other one refuses to admit that he feels anything other than friendship (because he has commitment issues) but has had conversations with her such as “you feel like home,” “you’re the most important person to me in my life and I don’t want to lose you,” and when they were separated for like three days they moped and called each other every night. she has said to him “if you ever get a girlfriend we can’t be friends anymore because that wouldn’t be fair to her” and his response was “well then I’ll never get a girlfriend.” contemplating tearing my hair out or introducing him to the concept of a qpr. not sure which one I’ll do first, it’s up in the air right now.

#libby shouts into the void #quite literally this time tho #I love them both so very much but it is driving me and my other roommate insane #the secretary for our music building #(who is also our good friend’s mother) #asked them when the wedding is #like I cannot emphasize enough how batshit it is #and people who don’t live with them don’t understand how fucking deep it goes #they better get together at some point or so help me god #roommate shenanigans

[pawnshopsblue]

was scrolling on a taylor blog for fun taylor posts and saw the most heinous most factually incorrect most ‘all arabs are muslim terrorists’ pro israel take im seething with rage i have never ever seen anything so blatantly wrong and disgusting. i do it to myself by venturing outside my dash literally never again

#and the nasty victimization ‘u will never know what its like to have to bury your dead or have to hide from missiles’ so incredibly #deliberately tone deaf and ignorant. what do u think palestinians have been doing for the past 3 weeks. 70 years #(as well as other nearby countries but i digress) meanwhile this person also is safe and coddled at home watching tv lamenting closed theat #res bc of eras tour movie je jure this is batshit insane i genuinely didnt think ppl could be so. well whatever peace n love on planet earth #ok wait no im not done u get to bury your dead in dignified ways with funerals and traditional rites and MORE than enough sympathy to mourn #them meanwhile palestinians stick theirs in ice cream freezers (if they can find the whole body that is) AND they have to showcase it in #absolutely dehumanizing ways to prove that THEY deserve sympathy and humanity like this is morally depraved do you see the difference #(and god obviously any death is absolutely terrible im not contesting that. but one of them is dealt with much much more differently like th #difference between both ‘sides’ is so glaringly obvious and insane and inhumane its just appalling to see people still go OKAY WHAT ABOUT ME #AND MY TRAUMA. LOOK AT ME #anyway okay peace n love fr this time going to scroll on MY blog now🥳

[sintreaties]

I just want to say that Kirari and Terano

#sintreatiesspeaks #kakegurui #kkg (derogative) #I was just thinking that they #Pondering on the fact that both of them #I need Terano to mess up somehow and for whatever reason the only person that can help her is Kirari #and she expects Kirari to be SOOOOO smug about it but Kirari’s just like ‘hell yeah! I looked forward to do this’ #only to start doing increasingly batshit insane things to help Terano #and Terano goes from ‘oh asking Kirari wasn’t a bad idea — it was a TERRIBLE IDEA JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY HEL—‘ #only for things to end up perfectly well afterwards #bonus Sayaka trying to help but Kirari being like ‘don’t worry love I got this’ (sound of explosion people screaming a woman cries for help) #Kirari’s just chilling ‘hello cousin may I offer you a cup of te—‘ #and Terano automatically starts foaming at the mouth and yelling homophobic slurs at her #(Terano is not homophobic — unless Kirari’s in the room) #can you tell that I’m exhausted huh can you tell #I have written 0(zero) words so far this week because work has been draining me #plus it’s been raining nonstop! what da hell!!!