#btw youre so real for this

[mychlapci]

Nothing tickles my feral breeding kink fantasy quite like Optimus primal X dinobot - and I’d love to hear your thoughts on them 🧐🧐

A little fight for dominance? Primal shoving dinobot against the control panels, filling him up like that’s what he was made to do. Going apeshit (lol) at the idea of Dinobot heavy with their babies. Even though he knows it’s something he should never want on an alien planet in the middle of a war, his gorilla instincts demand no less.

Anyway 🤷‍♀️ I just think dinobot should be pregnant. Mothers and warriors are on like, the same level, and I think Dinobot would love to be both.

bad news. i have not seen beast wars… but you have touched on my favourite concept, which is big scary warrior is a perfect fit for motherhood. i eat that shit up.

hrhhh Primal experiencing a sudden burst of desire to dominate and taking it out on Dinobot, wrangling him to the ground and telling him how he will carry young for him. His breeding drive is basically going completely haywire and all rational thought is pushed aside as he makes Dinobot moan, pumping him full of his transfluid. 

What we need is Dinobot, visibly pregnant, and not taking any shit. Motherhood is, after all, the real sign of a good warrior. Those who can carry to term must be skilled enough to protect their young.

#valveplug #ive seen so much bombass fanart of dinobots juicy pussy but alas i cannot get into beast wars #maybe one day i will #btw youre so real for this #text

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

weird hearing "were you a Theatre Kid" "were you a Sports Kid" "were you a Choir Kid" "were you a Dance Kid" bc no? i mean i did all of that and more but resented ever minute of it? actively avoided sticking with anything? i was a "In This Family After School Activities Are Mandatory Kid"

#oh and i was really really bad at all of it btw #which was a good thing actually otherwise i would have gotten bored even *more* quickly #christ if i was good at a Activity i probably would have had to stick with it #that would have been EXHAUSTING #i survived soooo many Activities by standing in the background doing the bare minimum so I could focus on the Hyperrealistic Daydreams #baseball was my favorite. if u wear a glove u can literally just stand in the back of a field & stare at grass & no one bothers you #i mean usually no one bothers you but there is one specific situation where everyone starts yelling your name real loud and pointing

[finnprof]

medic tf2 as bayonetta

medinetta........................

also obligatory heavymedic (noooo heavy watch out :c)

burly beast meets bayonetta or something~

idk hope that's to your liking! not gonna lie this lowkey pulled me out of an artblock so thanks a bunch for this request!!

#your concept was so peculiar i mistook you for my irl bestie ;-; #(he says you're a genius btw - i agree you're so real for that.....) #anyway sillies again #now gotta draw medic in his normal clothes sskdkls #also vita saw is such a cool looking weapon! (almost broke my brain trying to draw it~) #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #tf2 fanart #tf2 #bayonetta #cause yeah.... #request :)) #my art

[crafting-mojo]

The Factory!

#tango tek #tangotek #hermitcraft #minecraft fanart #mineblr #hermitblr #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft tango #tangotek fanart #tangotek s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft smp #low key regretted doing 1pt perspective for this but it was too late to change it lmao #the layers of this house are so damn complex ugh #this is fun tho wanna do more of these #and thank you bdubs for actually like. getting really wide shots that may be screenshotted your a real one for that #btw if you saw me reblog a bunch of stuff no you didnt im still getting used to having a side blog okay its hard! #bitter content #fanart #hermitcraft fanart

[tunapesto]

so when I die which I must do,

could it shine down here with you?

#genshin impact #furina #focalors #my love is mine all mine.... #hhuhuhuhu i just realized how well that song fits furina-focalors as characters and their story #a love for humanity so strong that as a god youd fracture and sacrifice your divine self to live out #the true limits and capabilities of humanity. to feel and love and all there is to know #art #the caption is focalors curse BTW (real information)

[skin-slave]

I wanna say something and all I ask is that you read the whole thing before burning me at the stake.

There are always horrible things happening. There are always ppl who are suffering and dying. There are always corrupt politicians. There are always human rights violations. There are always tragedies. There is always misinformation and exploitation. War is always looming on the horizon or busting in the back gate. The world is always fucked up.

That fact does not mean that the lives affected matter any less than our own. It does not mean that we don't do what we can to help. It does mean that we cannot afford to put our lives on hold while a horrible thing consumes us.

I'm sure that, if your parent/sibling/partner/best friend had a medical emergency, you would gladly do whatever you needed to do to be there. I'm sure that you would sacrifice sleep, skip meals, call in to work, and be by their side until they were stable. You can afford to do that when those emergencies are infrequent and relatively brief.

You cannot do that with the world's emergencies. They are not infrequent. They are not relatively brief. You have to sleep, eat and shower. You have to pay your bills. You have to survive.

Daily life goes on.

It feels unjust. Of course it does. How can you possibly go about the mundane like nothing's going on? You Don't. You go about the mundane like there are horrible things happening. You make the adjustments you can sustain without sacrificing your well-being. You make drastic changes for as long as you can, when you simply can't take it anymore, and then you step back, take a breath, and go grocery shopping. You have to. If you don't, you won't survive the horrible thing.

No one who is going thru a horrible thing wants you to self-destruct. There's so much good you can do over the course of your life if you maintain that life. Adding your name to the list of casualties will prevent all of that good from happening. You have to survive.

And that includes the things that seem optional, bc those things aren't actually optional at all. You need to laugh. You need to watch movies and love your pets and go for walks. You need food that tastes good and clothes that make you feel confident. You need that show you'll regret not seeing. You need to get takeout and take naps. You need to have the weight lifted frequently, so you can heal the parts of you that get worn.

If you aren't living as well as you can, while making adjustments you can afford to make, you will not survive.

Please survive.

#zesty take #i guess? #idk i just feel so sad #theres so much guilt going around #so much judgement of ppl for continuing to live #the horrible things are constant and overlapping #if we waited until they were over we would starve in every way #survival btw isnt just breathing its living as well as you can #if you only chuck gas in your car when you abdolutely have to and put off the maintenance and cobble it together when it needs a real fix #it may still turn over but it will not be able to function well #pls do not buy into the bullshit that gas is enough and if you do any more youre selfish or evil or whatever #it is not true

[heartorbit]

im never finishing this ＿|￣|○

#this is my thanks to everypony who stayed for 3 consecutive non-pjsk posts. polysho as a little treat #polyshow #pjsk #prsk #project sekai #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #i never draw them with my personal headcanons becaude im shy but emu moels and freckles snd rui snakebite piercings become real #nenes 24-1 kd ratio (the one death was her falling off the map when emu and tsukasa started shaking them around) #close game offline incoming here comes nene with the .52 gal. I NEED THOSE CARDS SO BADpray for me i have enough to spark one. itll be emu #sorry for posting so much at 1am painkillers made me tired and have messed my sleep schedule something horrendous #this is a lil old. emus bangs look rlly strange to me. maybe i will draw this properly one day just to fix them #this is what i mean when i say idk draw rui btw ambrose come get your strange cat

[skitskatdacat63]

Okay now where's the Seb teddy bear so I can make them kiss each other!?

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#okay btw you can credit the last frame to suzuki #bcs she brought up the pig stuffed animal that seb kept as a good luck charm when he was karting #and suggested the same with fernando's bear :DDD #also feeling weirdly sappy abt the fact that theres pics of fernando in the ferrari garage w an almost identical pig like ?????? #anyways please yes have this random vettonso comic 🥰🥰 #im working on a bigger vettonso drawing rn so i made this quick in the meantime! #icl i saw the fernando teddy bear. and i made the eyebrow post and whatever #but there was also just this image in the back haunting me of him gifting one to seb #I AM DELUSIONAL!!! #its just so cute to imagine it as like 'heres a memento of me to keep you company' 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #funny tho cause i had the same exact imagine for my ocs and i never drew a comic version for them yet drew this real quick #the power of vettonso takes hold of me sometimes..... #tfw you take a break from your vettonso painting youve been working on for a wk+ to go draw a vettonso comic #i have a problem. #ANYWAYS THIS IS SO CUTE WAAAHHHH #drew it as cope bcs in trying to restrain myself from buying the fernando teddy bear #if i cant have it ill make seb have it yknow 🤭🤭🤭 #wah this reminded i should draw more little comics theyre not too hard tbh #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.art

[cemeterything]

question for oc enjoyers: which of your ocs would spark a debate so heated it got an entire fandom poll tournament shut down

#🐉 #out of mine itd definitely be annie because he was so controversial he contributed to the end of a real life friendship lmao #i kept her in the divorce though <3 #btw this is if your ocs were canon characters in a piece of media not which oc would start a fight if they were a real person

[blazersparker]

Me when I'm Fucking Crazy Abou5 them

#ninjago #ninjago fanart #kai smith #blazedoesart #zane julien #kai jiang #oppositeshipping #TEEHEEEE #oppo dancing together is . is is so so #soooo #rotating them dancing in my. head #MADDEN IF YOURE READING THIS #THIS ONE GOES OUT TK YOU !!!! #[lifts up my beer can and hollers] #kidding i do not drink beer. lifts up my cup of milk #btw Jess from culculas is real but she was Nya's girlfriend not Kai's #kais bitchless

[biblically-accurate-dca]

oh! it looks like something strange snuck into moon's hat...

(a gift for @restinsodaroni !! please go check out her blog too!! ^_^)

#my art #daycare attendant #dca fandom #moondrop #debated sending this through an ask but i simply cannot reveal my real identity !!! (since this is a side blog...) #i think your art is really cool :] i hope this is ok for me to draw btw since i mimicked your style... #i only had the purest of intentions in doing this though.. so i hope its okay ^^;; lmk if i should take this down haha #i never realized how clean your lineart was until i did this?!?! how do you do that so consistently omg.....

[inkskinned]

the rise of AI art isn't surprising to us. for our entire lives, the attitude towards our skills has always been - that's not a real thing. it has been consistently, repeatedly devalued.

people treat art - all forms of it - as if it could exist by accident, by rote. they don't understand how much art is in the world. someone designed your home. someone designed the sign inside of your local grocery store. when you quote a character or line from something in media, that's a line a real person wrote.

"i could do that." sure, but you didn't. there's this joke where a plumber comes over to a house and twists a single knob. charges the guy 10k. the guy, furious, asks how the hell the bill is so high. the plumber says - "turning the knob was a dollar. the knowledge is the rest of the money."

the trouble is that nobody believes artists have knowledge. that we actively study. that we work hard, beyond doing our scales and occasionally writing a poem. the trouble is that unless you are already framed in a museum or have a book on a shelf or some kind of product, you aren't really an artist. hell, because of where i post my work, i'll never be considered a poet.

the thing that makes you an artist is choice. the thing that makes all art is choice. AI art is the fetid belief that art is instead an equation. that it must answer a specific question. Even with machine learning, AI cannot make a choice the way we can - because the choices we make have always been personal, complicated. our skills cannot be confined to "prompt and execution." what we are "solving" isn't just a system of numbers - it is how we process our entire existence. it isn't just "2 and 2 is 4", it's staring hard at the numbers and making the four into an alligator. it's rearranging the letters to say ow and it is the ugly drawing we make in the margin.

at some point, you will be able to write something by feeding my work into a machine. it will be perfectly legible and even might sound like me. but a machine doesn't understand why i do these things. it can be taught preferences, habits, statistical probability. it doesn't know why certain vowels sound good to me. it doesn't know the private rules i keep. it doesn't know how to keep evolving.

"but i want something to exist that doesn't exist yet." great. i'm glad you feel creative. go ahead and pay a fucking artist for it.

this is all saying something we all already knew. the sad fucking truth: we have to die to remind you. only when we're gone do we suddenly finally fucking mean something to you. artists are not replicable. we each genuinely have a skill, talent, and process that makes us unique. and there's actual quiet power in everything we do.

#also pay plumbers more. and electricians. and other devalued occupations #idk that this makes sense #but im like #people being so fucking pleased with themselves about the fact they can ''fake'' art #n im like #sure #but what if we stop making things for you huh #what if we stop giving u this stuff anymore #what happens to ur ai art? does it keep growing? does it keep making choices? #why do u need to see us as machines? #''i want X to exist but i don't have the skill to do it'' #okay spend literally years of your life studying #''i don't want to do that'' #okay pay someone who DID do that #''no i don't think it's a real skill'' #okay so. YOU can't do it. and a LOT of people can't do it. but you think WE should be able to? #FOR FREE? #either it has value or it dont baby make up ur OWN mind #btw studying here is not used academically. i think if ur like. constantly knitting. #thats studying #do u spend hours reading and find urself taking notes and learning about writing #ur studying #do you follow other artists and spend a lot of your time trying new things (even unsuccessfully) #that's also studying #etc #was weird to write this thing about choices and then be like. wait why DO i like that

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman. #there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind. #the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

[topicaltropic]

EPISODE 8 OF THE DUNGEONS AND DADDIES GRAPHIC NOVEL IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER !

READ THE SAMPLE NOW HERE

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #i hope no one saw when i messed up queuing. #anyways um. #yeah #i only did ten pgs cuz i dont know how many ppl will see this so i dont wanna go all out #and shout out to my bestest best friends #JUST FOR REFRENCE THIS IS A JOKE BTW THIS IS MY FIRST TIME MAKING ANYTHING LIKE THIS #A graphic novel is not in fact coming you can not actually pre order. sorry. the joke is that i suddenly pull out issue 8 and your response #would be huh ??? wait wheres the other issues ??? wtd is the pre order link?? oh its fake #although i am not unlinclined to actually do a full episode but then id need to get paid for it for real

[seagull-scribbles]

Love her even though I’m not supposed to ❤️ she keeps me up

#rottmnt #raphael hamato #casey jones #Cassandra jones #rasey #I don’t ship this version of rasey but I do #they’re lesbians your honour #contemporary style #textures #I love textures #played with some new ones here tooo #messed around with colours and got stuck deciding between these #just really wanted to draw these too because I finally started watching rise properly with my friend after 7 months of saying I would #and the itch was real I HAD to scratch it #we’re halfway through s2 btw #of course we saw s1 case couldn’t lift weights so this would have to be after some rep sessions I think #also Raphs fitting because I have a blood test tomorrow and as she said tests are easy it’s the answers that are hard #anyway shoutout to rena for helping me with the caption #and also to little me who wanted to be the biggest strongest kid and also a little baby who could be carried #both can and will co exist for raph

[demigod-of-the-agni]

redraw of the first ever pavitr drawing i did a little over a year ago <3

#my son..... #sorry literally all you've seen me reblog today like a maniac is pavitr #actually no. i'm not sorry. i am the pavitr poster. he is my mascot #woe upon ye. another humble drawing of the little guy #can you BELIEVE how fucking sad i drew his hair????? in the old drawing??????????? lmfao. i am screaming #it's like a straw hat. or a mouse that grew a beard and died there #maybe the real improvement his god-blessed hairstyle #im so sorry pavi. how could i have drawn you without your luscious locks #ghungroos pavitr my beloved #shadows aren't real btw. they're a construct of metaphysics #pavitr prabhakar #spider man #spider man india #spider man fanart #atsv pavitr #spiderman india #atsv #artoftheagni #woo..