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obsessive-ego · 7 months
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"You're ditching me?! On Halloween?! Babes how could you!?" The ghoul cried as you loaded the washing machine
"I told you, my cousin is getting married on Halloween and I have to be there-" you sigh, still pretty upset about the whole thing
"Alright, so you're missing a netherworld halloween bash for some breather's Halloween wedding, babes. You KNOW my party is gonna be the better option -"
"It's not a halloween wedding"
"What?! Talk about a waste" Beetlejuice grumbles as if this was his problem
"I know." You sigh again as you continue the laundry
"Can't ya just sign the guest book, then hop on over to the roadhouse? No one would notice one little breather missing, right?" Beetlejuice pleads with you even though you told him plenty of times there's no way out, you'll be surrounded by family, they'll notice.
"I'm sorry, beetlejuice, I'll have to wait till next year to celebrate Halloween in the netherworld" you try your best to stay calm about the whole situation, but deep down you wanted to cry, you've never had the opportunity to celebrate in the netherworld and now you have to wait till next year.
"Well, fine!" Beetlejuice pulls you into a side hug, his arm wrapped snuggly around your shoulder."Then I'll be your plus one"
You grimace at the thought "I couldn't ask you to cancel your party just for me-" it was sweet of him to drop everything for you, but introducing beetlejuice to your family? Or more accurately introducing Mr beetleman to your family, you'd rather not go through that headache, especially not during a family wedding
"No, babes, I insist"
You begrudgingly go with his "offer" and think to yourself, you'll just send him back to the netherworld once you're infront of the venue, maybe if this wasn't a family wedding you would have left him tag along, you muse at the idea as you watch the ghoul show you outfit after tacky outfit asking your opinion on what he should wear to the occasion since he's "meeting the folks"
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justforspite · 1 year
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Hmmm aromantic Emma Swan...
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damiel-of-real · 7 months
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ive had this fuckig image in my brain for ages. i dont know what it means
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inkskinned · 9 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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mamawasatesttube · 10 months
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BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...
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cyancees · 1 year
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
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smittyw · 1 month
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TEMPO DI ZUPPA
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crows-home · 10 months
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part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.
The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"
The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]
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aphel1on · 6 months
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i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good
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july-19th-club · 1 year
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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invisible-brandy · 4 months
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screaming
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bodyfrmabalcony · 10 months
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jason's autopsy scars cause some confusion at the red hood annual pool party
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roseworth · 11 months
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ok now im kinda curious
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forecast0ctopus · 4 months
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these guys am i right
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applestruda · 3 months
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*redesigns my grian the night before the new hc season*
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bluegiragi · 2 months
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diplomacy.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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