good omens season 2 is so funny bc crowley was pining after aziraphale for millennia and they spent all that time slowly getting closer while keeping it a secret and then beelzebub and gabriel were like "yeah we met and decided to hook up and then run away together after spending what is basically an afternoon together for immortal beings. peace out." i would simply die.
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Kronos/Luke: The doctor says I only have three days to live.
Ethan: Are you sick?
Kronos: No, he just hates me.
Will: I WILL FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.
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Price in the Going dark mission: I got this one he’s mine
*Gaz shoots him before he can*
Price: never mind… :(
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For context his name is Clemmons 🍋
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Soda: Steve and I got married!
Pony: don’t share your personal problems with everybody else
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Quackity, the server host, has just been banned from the event for metagaming
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like i’m seeing criticisms that say the menu’s entire thesis is just “rich people bad” which to me is just not true….each table has a specific failing that goes beyond just being rich, that explains how their wealth has influenced their behavior. tyler entrenches himself in food culture and tells erin repeatedly that she doesn’t get it, but he can’t make a single dish himself because his supposed love of food is entirely upheld by other people making it for him. the food critic sees herself as the patron saint of chef slowik’s restaurant because she gave him a good review years back, but she also destroyed other chefs livelihood for the sake of content. she wants credit for the good, but removes herself from blame for the bad. the business guys think that their connection to their boss, who they think is owed credit for keeping the restaurant open while also providing his inexperienced input, makes them above everyone else. the married couple has spent $1500 11 times to eat there, but they can’t name a single dish they’ve eaten. and yes these distinctions are made by class, but they’re specific and the each make a certain point about the way art is removed from the context of its creator (tyler) or torn apart for content (the critic) or used to promote a soulless business venture (business dudes) or consumed only for appearance (the married couple) and to me that’s so much more than “rich people bad”
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writing my regency era au and typed 'Mr. Harringrove' instead of 'Mr. Harrington' AKDNGKFN
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Just had a dream that Biden made a Grindr account and Trump found him on there and posted screenshots on twitter and then went on Fox news and called Biden a faggot but then Biden said "well what the fuck were YOU doing on grindr orange boy?" And they started yelling at each other and then they started making out and frotting on the floor and Tucker Carlson was sitting there horrified
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just remembered something so horribly embarrassing i need to go scream into a pillow
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Not really lore accurate (?) and lowkey ooc probably but idk I was just having fun and was inspired by some of Luchino’s Twitter replies and other things that been said about Luchino and humanity
Extra dumb stuff
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