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percabethownsmybutt · 2 days

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sally: i left instructions for everyone while i'm gone

percy: mine just says "percy no"

annabeth: you should apply that to every possible situation

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raphael-angele · 2 days

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Nico is a Baby, Bianca is Alive (The Separation)

Before the cabins decided they'll take turns watching over Nico while Bianca is away, Percy and Annabeth were the only ones Bianca trusted to look after him.

Bianca: And make sure he eats his vegetables.

Percy: We know, Bianca.

Bianca: If he eats sweets, make sure that he drinks water after.

Percy: *repeats what she's saying* Yeah, yeah. We know. You already told us like 15 times

Bianca: *sigh* Sorry. I never left him for so long.

Percy: He'll be fine with us. We promise. Annabeth will give him a one-on-one teaching, I'll make sure he wont get hurt during training.

Bianca: *narrows her eyes*

Percy: And we'll both see to it that he eats healthy and gets enough sleep.

Bianca: ...Uh huh

Nico, running to them: PERCY! PERCY! C'MON! You promised to play Mythomagic wirh me *drags him off*

Percy: *dragged off* Ok, ok

Annabeth, walking up to Bianca:

Bianca: Hope he wont be too much work.

Annabeth: Eh, he's been a delight so far. He's kinda like a mini Percy

Bianca: Now that kinda worries me

Annabeth: *chuckles*

Bianca: Maybe I shouldn't go. I'll just tell Lady Artemis that I'll go next solstice.

Annabeth: Are you kidding me? Bianca, you get to travel the whole entire world. You shouldn't miss out on that, especially after spending 70 years in that hotel

Bianca: I know. It's just...I'm starting to think that maybe I rushed into the decision.

Annabeth: Hey, you have every right to be join out of interest. And Nico's happy for you. Sure it took some time but he is. Sone time apart will do you two some good.

Bianca: You really think I'm doing the right thing here?

Annabeth: I think you deserve to find out who you really are. And that's not gonna happen if you're always gonna be concerned with the well being of other people over your own.

Thalia, entering: Bianca. Ready to go?

Bianca: *looks at Annabeth*

Annabeth: *smiles*

Bianca: ...Nico!

Nico: *goes over to her then sees Thalia* You have to go now?

Bianca: Yeah.

Nico: *hugs her tightly*

Bianca: *hugs back*

Nico: Is there anything I can do to make you stay?

Bianca: ... *slowly pulls away* Nico. You know that I can't always be by your side, right? I can't always look after you.

Nico: Yeah, but-

Bianca: You need to be a big boy, now. You need to learn how to do things without me.

Nico: B-but, I don't know how to be a big boy.

Bianca: That's why people here will help you. People like Annabeth and Percy will help you.

Nico: But why can't you teach me?

Bianca: ...because I need to grow up, too.

Nico: *hugs her again* You'll come and visit me right?

Bianca: Of course I will. Every chance I get.

Nico: And you'll send me post cards?

Bianca: I'll try to send you one every week to tell you where I am and what I did.

Thalia, putting her hand on her shoulder: It's time to go.

Bianca:

Nico: *lets her go*

Bianca: Tell you what? How 'bout I let the trainers teach you how to shoot an arrow?

Nico, sparkle in his eyes: REALLY?!

Bianca: Yeah, it'll be good on you to know how to fight monsters. And if you guys beat us in Capture the Flag next time, I'll let them teach you how to use a sword.

Nico, sparkles in his eyes: *gaaasssp* Percy! Annie! You heard that? I get to use a sword!

Bianca: *soft smile then looks at Thalia*

Thalia: Let's go.

Bianca:

Nico:

Bianca: *kisses his forehead* Arrivederci, soldatino.

Nico: Arrivederci, amata sorella

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murasaki-cha · 4 months

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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

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lilislegacy · 1 month

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percy: *cusses*

sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”

*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*

sally: 😳

percy: 🤭

paul: “i think she’ll be okay”

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thegirlwholivesin-delusion · 6 months

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#memes #twitter #percy my boy #pjo incorrect quotes #persassy #percy jackson #incorrect riordanverse #daddy issues #percy my boy ily

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queen-of-weird-girl-nation · 2 months

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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?

Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants

Nico: we literally dragged him here?????

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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 6 months

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Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 9 months

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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

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brokenstar28 · 18 days

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Frank: I don't know what's worse.

Frank: The fact that I used to think I was related to Octavian,

Frank: or the fact that I'm related to Percy.

Percy: *drinking pure lemon juice* Why is that a bad thing?

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gummybearinthehouseee · 8 months

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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there

some kid: under where

annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-

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grandpakronos · 16 days

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PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?

GROVER: Yeah...

ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.

PERCY: So fun week ahead!

GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.

ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!

GROVER: We're not married!

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percabethownsmybutt · 20 hours

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could there be a child of demeter that has celiac?? i think that could be ironic like your mother is the goddess of grain but you’re gluten free

child of demeter: it’s so hard being gluten free, i feel like i don’t fit in

percy: so you’d say you feel like an… impasta?

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raphael-angele · 3 days

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If Bianca Met this Character Part 4: Piper McLean

Aphrodite kid, complaining about a show: Why did he cheat on her? I thought he loved her and he's just gonna sleep with this bitch?

Another Aphrodite kid: Why do men cheat in general?

Bianca(forced to mingle because Percy said she needs more friends): Well, there are two, popular theories. One: Men, are victims to an evolutionary process that genetically programs their sexual habits

Aphrodite kid: What's the other theory?

Bianca: Men are scum

Aphrodite cabin:

Piper: Oh, I looove her.

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percabethlovebot · 3 months

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