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ravenexy · 1 year
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leo valdez is that one kid that says shit like “stretching isn’t enough, i want to disassemble my body” and percy is the one that goes “oh my gods like legos”
and honestly i think that says enough about their friendship
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gummybearinthehouseee · 8 months
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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hyperfocuscentre · 9 months
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i think we can all agree that luke’s motives were right for his whole anti-gods rebellion but WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK did he choose the child chomper??
he saw this titan and his silly myths and went ‘i want that one’
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starchasersversion · 9 months
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nico: *sees percy at camp jupiter* oh fuck
percy: do i know you?
nico: um... what? noo of course not
percy: are you sure-
nico: well unless we met in the underworld cause that's where i spend most of my time haha
percy, suspicious: yeah haha
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demigods-posts · 4 months
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i think that percy and annabeth's relationship is so healing for both of them. like, our girl has severe abandonment issues but managed to pull the guy whose fatal flaw is unwavering loyalty. and our boy has severe self-esteem issues but managed to pull the girl who consistently chooses him. i love these two so much.
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ilovepjo · 4 months
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they are so important to me
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Annabeth was just trying to be 12 and banter with her new friend that she totally doesn’t have a crush on and he fucking COLLAPSES ON HER
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milomilesmib · 4 months
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Percy: *proposing to Annabeth*
Nico: say no
Will: I thought you were over Percy
Nico: I am
Nico: it'd just be funny if she said no
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anotherpjofan · 4 months
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Percy: They decided to send three 12 year olds on a quest that may or may not destroy the world if we fail?
Grover: I’m 24 actually
Annabeth: And you chose us
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godsdamahalfblood · 3 months
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Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.
Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-
Kayla: it's wednesday.
Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!
Will: *starts crying*
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nymph-of-books · 4 months
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returning to my roots…
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ravenexy · 9 months
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nico: if you can’t handle me at my absolute worst then good luck because that’s all you’re getting
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gummybearinthehouseee · 6 months
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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much
percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT
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hyperfocuscentre · 9 months
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luke really said ‘you go low? fine, then i’ll raise all fucking hell on your ass’
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starchasersversion · 9 months
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ares: if percy jackson doesn't have any haters i am dead
ares: i am immortal
ares: so that means he will always have haters
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demigods-posts · 5 months
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i think that scene in botl when annabeth sits at the poseidon table and percy is quaking in his boots is an accurate representation of how they value following the rules. if you think about it, the only time percy purposefully breaks a rule is when he absolutely has to. like, when he illegally joined a quest to save his best friend who was held hostage...twice. otherwise, percy tries his best to behave. annabeth, on the other hand, will commit arson for fun. and we love them both equally.
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