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nicolegmattos · 2 months
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Book Crowley: You know what? I like your hair.
TV Crowley: Thanks. I like yours too.
Book Crowley: I think we should swap. And then we could prank the Angels a little.
TV Crowley: Yeah! I bet they won’t even notice the difference.
After some time…
Book Crowley:
TV Aziraphale:
TV Crowley:
Book Aziraphale:
TV Aziraphale: Oh, look. Aren’t those people feeding bread to the ducks?
TV Crowley: They’re WOT?!
Book Aziraphale: That’s yours.
TV Aziraphale: That’s mine.
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tapakah0 · 5 months
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teampuppycat · 5 months
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i am number one toastaspella shipper until the day i die but these two truly fascinate me. like how the hell was a guy like merlin able to get with someone like toast. and why can’t toast date me instead.
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lunarelly · 1 year
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imagine your boss is a retired assassin and your partner is an ex mafia executive and even the kids you work with have faced unfathomable adversities and meanwhile you’re just some guy who taught math
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bubblergoespop · 3 months
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ah yes the redacted vamps.
vincent, sam, alexis, william, porter, quinn, adam, and…
pietro?
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wabbyhazzy · 3 months
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I LOVE like fucking love the fact that people are doing Adam x Lucifer. Because it funny if you think about it.
Like I am betting sinners, winners, angels, and demons all had this thought in mind.
“Is/Has Lucy completed the Trifecta” (he had the first woman, he had the second first woman ((she was made a different way so technically a first) but not the first man)
Like it’s a forbidden silent bet amongst EVERYONE. and now with penny in heaven and Adam most likely in hell. It’s the most intense waiting game.
ESPECIALLY if you add the 3 in Christianity stuff into play. Like some kinda of angelic ocd to complete or make things in 3s.
Like Lucifer ain’t even gonna do it out of love hate or anything it’s just to complete the set. And I am reveling in it.
Love your art btw.
What can the man say, he has to complete the task lmao
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empydoc · 3 months
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obsessed with how a lot of redacted fics use the listener pet name like their actual, government name.
i mean i get it, what other name will you use?
but also like … it could be a life or death situation and a dude named david shaw will be calling the name angel like he forgot about their actual name years ago and that’s all he remembers
incredible. continue
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theloveinc · 10 months
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Pro-hero who accidentally knocks you up before leaving on a six month long, no contact, overseas mission… only to get home to the surprise of a lifetime LMFAO
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manyfandomsonelog · 9 months
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I feel like when Apollo finally built up the courage to ask Phoenix “So are you and Mr. Edgeworth… dating, or something?” Phoenix just looked at him and said “No, not anymore… not after that day…” (He was talking about their wedding day)
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marmot-bee-person · 4 months
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Incorrect Quotes #smth
Zuko: You know, when Mom comes over, Azula can get a little… Iroh: Psycho? Lu Ten: Scary? Ozai: Drunk? Zuko: All three.
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highladyofterrasen7 · 4 months
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Maas’ nicknames are just so effortless
Feyre darling (feysand)
Fire heart, buzzard (rowaelin)
Athalar, quinlan (quinlar)
Sweetheart (quinlar, nessian)
Nes (nessian)
Witchling, princeling (manorian)
Shadowsinger, berdara (gwynriel)
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kwonzoshi · 29 days
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Wille: *screaming at his parents and throwing all the presents*
Simme:
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hollywoodsargeant · 1 year
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via GQ
“the sort of glinting crooked grin that will prove a threat to safe-feeling boyfriends on the several continents where F1 runs” like who are the GQ writers they’re all insane
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As sad as it was to see Lucerys and Arrax die, and the regret in Aemond’s face… the Vhagar thinking she is still in Dorne and with Visenya memes are absolutely hilarious
“Visenya this doesn’t taste Dornish” I’m cackling 😂😂
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brightwanderer · 6 months
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It occurs that me that technically - given what information we have about Astarion’s past - you could make the argument that he has never actually done any murders himself. He brings the victims back to Cazador and that’s the end if it. Sure, there are bloody murder parties, but he’s the guy with the mop afterwards.
Which suggests two possibilities for his “let’s turn someone inside out” style comments:
1.) he is trying so so hard to be edgy
2.) he has 200 years of pent-up frustration because he was never allowed to get stabby and now he is LIVING
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uhtcearemorning · 1 year
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Love that Team A is learning stuff about the origins of Ludinus and Melaismyr, and so far all Team B has found out is that Laudna doesn’t get her period anymore.
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