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fennecfiree · 5 months
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SO MANY HEADCANONS.
(copy and pasting some of my older posts btw)
ALSO! Ask me any of my other headcanons with the ask feature thingy, for example, creek hcs, clyde hcs, or anything like that. ill answer!
Stan: Blue eyes, short black greasy hair ( he never washes his frickin hair ) he has some acne, he's the 2nd tallest in the main 4, he's thin, has earrings, he has a slipknot pin on his hat, and has some eye bags because he never sleeps 😱 he's bisexual ( girl pref ) and Demi boy. He has autism, and asthma. special interest is bored games, he listens to Slipknot, MCR, deftones, Korn, his fav song is Duality. his fav food is m&ms, his fav video game is Roblox, he also plays RimWorld, terrified of snakes, his fav shows are Stranger things, The simpsons, Spongebob, and Rick and morty, cares more for animals than most people, gets annoyed when people talk to much. His phone is full of pictures of Sparky. whenever he's home alone he chugs some of Randy's beer 😭 his phone is always on do not disturb. still keeps in touch with the goth kids. he's very close with Tolkien, which Kyle got mad about since Stan was jealous when Kyle was making tiktoks with Tolkien. he gets B-. Loves horror games and movies and forces kyle to play them with him, paints his nails black. asks for a cat every Christmas, has a Bart Simpson sad pfp ( you know those.. ) really into creepy pastas. he watched TheOddOnesOut, and SomethingElseYT
Kyle: he has olive eyes, really curly short ginger hair, he has braces, and a bigger nose, he's pretty pale and has freckles, the shortest out of the 4, and he's chubby. he's bisexual and asexual ( he ofc found out when he's older ). he has type 1 diabetes (and is really embarrassed about it). anxiety, autism ( his special interest is ocean creatures ) and bad anger issues. he listens to AJR, Green day, The cure, Weezer, The offspring. his fav song is Pretty fly for a white guy. his fav food is stew, and and he drinks monster sometimes. His fav game is Minecraft and Fnaf 1. He's a giant germaphobe, he washes his hands after every time he goes somewhere. he's also scared of gore. he watches Gravity Falls, BfDI. Spongebob, Him and Ike watch Yo gabba gabba together 😭😭 He cant watch horror movies, and cant play scary games. He talks A LOT. He has a handsanitizer bottle on his desk. His favorite holiday is Halloween, he gets A+ most of the time, but sometimes he gets A-. he spends 2 hours doing his hair, he studies really hard, and gets furious if someone else in class gets a higher grade ( its usually Wendy ) he try's to draw good, and thinks he does, but its very poorly drawn cartoon drawings with detailed eyes. he try's to straighten his hair but it just looks very weird, and it made him sad 😓HIM AND STAN WATCH SPONGEBOB TOGETHER AND THEY LOAD UP ON EVERYSINGLE SNACK. he's insecure about his looks. he looks up to his dad a lot, he cry's when his teachers don't respond to him putting up his hand 😭. doesn't notice when he's raising his voice. sleeps with his orca whale plushie 😎 He watches Markiplier, Flamingo, and LS Mark.
Cartman: 1 brown eye, 1 blue eye, short light brown messy hair, he has long eyelashes and some acne, he has a tooth gap, he's the tallest of the 4, and ofc he's a fatass 😭 he's gay, lactose intolerant and has heterochromia (left is brown, right is blue) He listens to Lady gaga, Britney spears, Taylor swift. and his fav song is Poker face. His fav food is Cheesy Poofs, and Pancakes. His fav game is Happy wheels and People playground. he has Trypanophobia. He watches Saw, The Human Centipede, and Happy tree friends. when he plays Minecraft with people he refuses to share a house with someone cuz it's gay, he scams kids in Roblox adopt me. Him and Shelly play smash or pass together with celebrities 😭 he has a Instagram account for Mr Kitty. He's an iPad kid 🤪🤪🤪🤪 goes on Omegle (let's pretend it's still up) and pretends to be a girl. Has an account on Twitter just for making fun of Kyle, listens to true crime. Collects stickers 😊😊 begs his mom to give him robux, he also has another Twitter account that's a Stan account for lady Gaga. Terrified of Wendy 😭😲 the coon is his fursona, he also pretends that he hates furrys but secretly is one 😭 Gets C-. reddit user.. says "MY CONTROLLER BROKE" when he loses a game, he's fluent in German. He's really smart, sometimes even smarter than Kyle, but doesn't care to use it for good, he just uses it for asshole shit. Sleeps with all 10000 of his stuffed animals. he hates fathers day. he watches Trisha paytas, ishowspeed, and shane dawson. 😭😭
Kenny: Blue eyes, messy blonde hair, he has a tooth gap, and his clothes are really dirty, he's the 2nd shortest of the 4, and he's pretty skinny, he's pansexual and genderfluid. he listens to Cardi B, Gorillaz, Vengaboys. and his fav song is Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! his fav food is Grilled cheese. His fav game is DDLC and FNF (he plays on butters pc) He watches Pokemon, MPL ( originally Karen forced him to watch it but he kinda likes it LMAO ) and Sailor moon. he falls asleep in class a lot. He gets B+. therapist friend, zones out a lot. He sometimes comes to school with pigtails that Karen gave him. He never fights with his siblings. Stan always gives him some of his school lunch. his clothes are covered in holes and stains. he loves playing truth or dare and always picks dare. he loves birthday party's and always take a ton of food to bring to his family. he wants a pet rat so bad. he likes Stan the best out of the main 4, he sometimes finds Kyle super annoying and cartman... well its cartman.. goes outside and burns pieces of paper for fun. he watches Mr Beast ( he comments on every video "please help me") Gawr Gura, Ironmouse, and Pokimane.
Butters: Blue eyes, very short blonde hair, a scar on his right eye. he's the same height as Kenny, slim, has a couple freckles but not NEARLY as much as Kyle 😨he's Bisexual. He has PTSD. He listens to BTS, Disney songs, his fav song is Butter 🙀 His fav food is Ice cream ( strawberry ) His fav game is Hello Kitty Island Adventure, and Roblox. He watches Hello kitty (ofc) MLP ( him and Kenny watch it together) and Spongebob. He loves pastel colors. VERY bad memory, likes the taste of milk, Bites his nails, He still has the Marjorine clothes and likes to dance around in them, HIM AND BRADLEY ARE PEN PALS. Has to sing the ABCs to know the placements Gets A-. He also cant watch horror movies or play scary games like Kyle. He starts celebrating Christmas in October. watches those boys vrs girls gacha life music videos. USES THOSE VERY CURLY STRAWS IN CHOCOLOTE MILK AND BLOWS BUBBLES IN THEM!!! He's an art kid. He watches DanTDM, and Stampy
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PLEASE DONT FLOP THIS TOOK 5 DAYS
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hitwiththetmnt · 3 months
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Just a Number P1 P2
@butterfilledpockets bent boys have a good spread of ages between them to talk about
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demigods-posts · 2 months
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headcanon that percy and annabeth host a 'Grover Appreciation Day' once a month to remind grover how much they value him. they have a picnic out in the strawberry fields where they talk about their future and grover's role in it. they talk about getting married one day and asking grover to be the best man. they later explore the city and take pictures in place they definitely shouldn't. they go to lunch and cause harmless mayhem like they did when they were younger. they end the evening with a movie marathon of all of grover favorite nature documentaries and fall asleep cuddling together on the couch.
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h-harleybaby · 1 year
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this might be slightly boring but i saw it on another blog and it’s been plaguing my mind ever since
making out hcs w with Butters, Kyle and Kenny pls? 🥺 it does something feral to me man idk
Making out hcs with Butters, Kyle, and Kenny
Butters
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• Butters kisses are usually really soft and gentle, y'all don't often make out because he gets too embarrassed
• He's pretty nervous but that's probably just because you're the first girl he's ever made out with and he wants to get it right for you
• He loves making out with you tho, whenever y'all do he swears sparks fly
• Turns out it just wasn't a good idea to make out in abandon building with bad wiring because sparks actually DID fly. Technically he was right tho
• He doesn't often take the lead with making out, he prefers to leave it up to you
• Butters is probably the type to accidentally moan in the kiss and feel really embarrassed about it and hope to god you didn't hear it
• You did. But you also really liked it and you encouraged him to do it more often/not hold back. He practically melted when you said that-
• He really likes it when you bite his lip while you're making out but he'll never admit that, he's scared you would think it's weird
• He's really physical, he just needs to have his hands on you. So often times he'll cup your cheeks or have his hands slightly under your shirt (only to hold your hips, he wouldn't dare go any farther without your permission)
• He also really likes it when tug on his hair a lil while y'all make out, he can't explain it for the life of him it just feels really good
Kyle
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• Making out with Kyle is really sweet, I swear! He's just really awkward about it
• But it's honestly really cute <33
• He gets so scared because he's thinking "What if I kiss weirdly?? What if they don't like my kisses?? WHERE DO I PUT MY HANDS-"
• Ya know, that kinda stuff. You probably have to guide his hands to your waist or something so he'll stop mentally freaking out and sweating
• Hear me out, Kyle probably gets so nervous that his hands start shaking, and when you put his hands on your waist his finger literally will not stop tapping you. It's a nervous habit he has, like tapping your fingers on a desk
• Once he gets in the hang of it and stops freaking out he probably thinks he died and went to heaven. You gotta be an angel, right?!
• He's probably the type to smile into a kiss and whenever y'all separate he looks at you with heart eyes
• Although at first, kissing made him really nervous once he gets used to it, it probably calms him down and makes him act like a complete simp
• The world around him disappears because now all he can think of is you and your kisses
• He just can't get enough of you <3333
Kenny
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• Kenny's really passionate when making out, and tbh he's always trying to make out with you
• He can't keep his hands to himself either, so they're gonna be everywhere
• He's also the kind of person who smirks into a kiss and literally grabs your waist to pull you in closer
• He loves when you have your hands in his hair when y'all make out, it just makes him more eager
• Y'all are probably a little light headed at the end of at least one kiss because he doesn't wanna let go
• Most of the time kisses between y'all end in making out, no matter where you are, even if it's just a lil peck
• Can you really blame him for wanting more?
• Hear me out on this, Kenny probably smokes and he accidentally got you addicted to his kisses because of the nicotine in the cigarettes he smokes
• Kenny feels really bad about it and he tries to quit smoking
• But he isn't complaining too much, it also means more making out for him
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wholecakes · 4 months
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zoro who is so caught off guard by sanji’s kinder actions towards him is one of my favorite tropes. sanji crafting him specialized post workout snacks personally adjusted for him but still down to fight and call him names. he’s still the biggest asshole zoro has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and he’s horribly considerate. he’s a little confused but doesn’t reject any of sanji’s specialized treats. it’s not like sanji is fawning and doting over him like he does nami, so zoro feels like he can cross off sanji actually liking him from his list of reasons as to why sanji is acting like this. but it’s still fucking strange..
meanwhile sanji is in his kitchen wondering how zoro hasn’t taken a damn hint yet
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dollyyss · 5 months
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can you please do headcanons of what it would be like dating the main five boys?
Yes yes yes a million times yes
I’m sleepy, I promise I’ll edit this if needed tomorrow.
┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙏𝙎 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍 + 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎
𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 ₊ ⊹
𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥! 𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝘼𝙐‧₊˚✩彡
𝙆𝙮𝙡𝙚, 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣, 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮, 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨𐙚
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: very slight talk of nsfw in Kenny’s part!
└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘
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Kyle 🐇𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒🪐
- he’s dominate. But.. not in just that sense. I mean he takes care of you. Willingly. He’s constantly walking you to class, brining extra things for you because he knows you forget, so he has those extra pencils for you, notebooks. When the two of you walk side by side and he notices your shoe lace is untied he stops you immediately to bend down to tie it right back up. When you’re tired.. your in his arms immediately being led back to his car to take you back home. He’ll feed you sometimes. He just loves you, he wants to take care of you in every aspect.
- he’s gentle, he ensures that his communication with you is always considerate and kind. He listens attentively, acknowledges your viewpoint, and refrains from speaking harshly or being dismissive. Kyle shows genuine empathy towards your feelings, needs, and experiences. He puts himself in your shoes, tries to grasp your perspectives, and offers comfort and support to you whenever you need it. He is patient and willing to listen without judgment.
- Kyle understands the importance of physical touch for intimacy and affection. He engages in gentle caresses, hugs, and kisses, always being mindful of your comfort and boundaries. He enjoys being able to cradle you safely in your arms, express to you how much he loves you, how he’d always be there.
- and with physical touch, comes emotional support. Kyle is supportive and nurturing towards your emotional well-being. He is sensitive to your emotional state and offers comfort, reassurance, and a safe space for vulnerability. He provides comfort, validation, and understanding when you need it the most.
- Kyle creates a safe and secure environment for you quite often. both physically and emotionally. He ensures that you feel protected, comfortable, and free from any harm or judgment. His gentle and caring presence gives you a sense of peace.. a sense of home..
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Stan .° ༘🎧⋆🖇₊˚ෆ
- I believe Stan.. is so supportive of you. He doesn’t believe he can truly make it far considering what he’s done with himself due to alcohol.. self loathing.. not being able to build what he wanted for himself so when he sees you achieve the things you’ve always wanted he’s cheering you on. He’s always the one to come up to you after a speech, squeezing you tight against him and whispering about how proud he is of you. He’s the one to bring you flowers, exchanging kisses to show you how amazing you were. In his eyes. You’re his role model.
- he’s committed to you. He’s had his heart broken far too many times by one person.. so when he finally finds you.. and you treat him the way he’s always wanted to be treated, show him the love he deserves.. there is nothing stopping that heart from grasping for you. Longing for you.
- though Stan loves to be around you consistently, wants to do anything and everything for you, he also understands Independency, individuality. He understands that maybe you don’t always wants to do something, or be around and that’s okay. He gets it.. he may be a little sad but he understands that sometimes having a me day is completely okay. Expect him to text you back immediately when you message him. He’s missed you :((
- he’s not THE greatest with his emotions, he’s still trying to figure his out most of the time but he will always stop to listen to you. No matter what it is.
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Kenny ₊˚🕯️🖤❀༉
- Kenny is quite sexual, so your Reltionship is bound to be quite sexually. But he knows boundaries. And he knows when no means no. Sure he’s got quite the sex drive but he would never push you to do anything you never wanted to. This goes for anything really, he hates the idea of forcing you to do absolutely anything, he likes to know you may actually want to do something because you want to do it. Not because you’re just agreeing with him.
- he will give you space when you need it. He can be quite clingy at times but that’s because he’s just genuinely happy to be around you, so at times he can understand needing some space.
- he’s so understanding. Anything you come to him about, he’s all ears, listening and asking wether you need him to do something about, to stay the night with you. Anything. He’ll do it. He’s good at telling when something is wrong, even if you try to hide it and you hide it well. He’ll know. And he’s probably one of the best to go to…. He’ll even fuck you silly to get your mind off of things. But- in all seriousness. He genuinely does give you really good advice, advice you can take and actually go by, he cares.
- he’s so goofy. He’s always willing to do anything to put that sweet smile on your face. Whether it be to embarrass himself in front of a shit ton of people, or alone and he makes the stupidest inappropriate jokes. When he hears you laugh he’s laughing himself, smiling at you lovingly.
- he’s so protective it’s not funny. I’m talking, he beat the fuck out of someone once for even just slightly hurting you.
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Cartman 🎧✮🧺✧˖°
- I hate him. And he’s an awful fucking person but.. with the right person.. I feel like he could be changed. Maybe not entirely but he would change.
- he starts a lot of arguments. Even though he says it wasn’t even him… it was. It’s over stupid shit to, like I’m talking over food, where he gets to sit somewhere, where you guys go. He’s so fucking petty it’s ridiculous.
- butttt.. with this he does make up for it. He doesss feel just a littleeee bad for making you so upset so majority of the time he’ll bribe you with food.. or rarely a warm hug.
- he’s quite a good person to cuddle. He’s warm, he’s got some squish so there’s enough to snuggle into and fall asleep. When you’re asleep.. he’s cooing at you, not understanding how someone like you could put up with him.
- he can be.. childish but he loves when you laugh with him, when he realizes something he’s said as made you laugh? You better believe he’s doing it continuously, like Kenny he actually really likes see you laugh especially if it’s because of him. It boosts his ego oops.
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Butters ˚☆🐈*๑
- he’s like Kyle. He likes taking care of you. He likes taking you on dates, spoiling you with his allowance money.. even if it does get him grounded he doesn’t care. Your his, he has to spoil you.
- he’s such a kissy boy. He’s kissing you almost Antrim he lays his eyes on you, while your studying, grabbing a drink, coming straight out of the bathroom. He’s there. Baby just wants a kiss.
- he’s such a fucking sweetheart. He’s never really truly gotten angry at you, yelled at you, nothing. He’s so caring when it comes to you. He knows to take his time with you, to understand what’s too far and what’s just right. He gets what’s too much for you and what calms you down. He knows you like the back of his hand.
- he’s also extremely overprotective. It’s rare to see butters lose his temper but when it comes to you, he’ll yell like he’s never yelled before. I’m sure he’d also beat someone up if he could, and he knew he could. He hates seeing you hurt, at times he cries himself, but other times he’s so angered by others actions towards you he’s more worried about showing them how pissed he is.
- you always have his attention. You always have him. If someone online talks to him and is making you even slightly uncomfortable.. he’s blocking them at just their name leaving your lips. He’s ignoring anybody who seems even slightly interested. He’s got his eyes on you. And you only.
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noirvette · 1 year
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main 3 + butters! seeing reader in lingerie for the first time!!
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first time doing headcanons and a scenario 😋 also i apologize in advance if this is bad, i've written nsfw only ONCE before and hated it so much that i never finished it BAHAHA
cws: nsfw, but nothing too explicit Aged up characters! (College au, early 20s)
♡ STAN MARSH
Thinks he died and went to heaven for a second in all honesty. Like he could not believe you standing in front of him wearing lingerie.
He saw you with it on and had to process what he was seeing, definitely stuttering as he finds the words to say
He's rocking with it though, 100%. Has always had a small thing for lingerie but didn't exactly know how to bring it up so he just never said anything lol
Stan seems to me as a more of a red satin kind of guy, simple sets work for him
Doesn't want to tear it or anything, when taking it off of you he's rather careful, more so into savoring the moment of seeing you in lingerie (and eventually you out of it).
Whether its false bravado or not, he gets over his initial shock rather quickly
"You okay? Babe?" Stan calls out, sitting on the side of your bed tapping his fingers against the frame.
"Yeah sorry, coming out now," You respond, walking out of the bathroom, covered in a simple red satin lingerie set, "you like?"
"Holy shi-, wow you look good. Damn." Stan stutters out, taking you and your outfit in, "you, uh, you didn't have to do this you know. I'm- I'm, not saying you look bad, holy shit you look so good-"
"I know I didn't have to," You giggle, a blush covering your face, walking closer to him before sitting on his lap, "but I wanted this to be special, you know for our first time. I wanted to look good for you."
Stan licks his lips, reaching to kiss and bite at your neck as his hands grip your sides before they slowly make a descent down to your hips. "Well, you always look good, doesn't matter what you got on." His fingers tug at the waistband of the underwear, "but fuck, this is so hot."
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♡ KYLE BROFLOVSKI
Doesn't know what to do and he doesn't know what to say either
Definitely whines/quietly whimpers at seeing you in lingerie though
He'd be a fan of dark green lace or floral sets
Another one to be careful with taking it off of you, but its because he's so nervous
Finds the concept of lingerie initially dorky until he sees you in it and now he understands the appeal.
He is so cute bro, he has the biggest blush covering his face and he stutters and he can't make eye contact (kicking my feet and giggling as I write this about him rn), definitely repeats words and phrases as his brain is trying to think of what to say next
Kyle covers his mouth, embarrassed at the whimper that leaves him as you lift up your shirt, revealing the dark green lingerie underneath. You feel him getting even harder underneath you and you slowly roll your hips against his. Kyle quickly grabs onto your hips hard and shakily moans, hands gripping you firmly.
"Baby, baby, baby.." Kyle whines out as he stares at how well the dark green compliments your body. "Mhmm," you hum, "what is it?"
"You look so good, so good.." He looks so dazed as his eyes constantly dart over your body. Kyle is absolutely smitten with the way the lingerie sits on you.
"You like it huh?" You whisper as your bring your hand to his face, cupping his cheek. He nervously swallows and turns his head to press a kiss into your hand, before gently biting a finger while looking up at you.
Turning his head back to face you, he whimpers out a "god yes," as his hips buck up up into you, drawing a small moan out of you, "so so much."
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♡ KENNY MCCORMICK
There is one singular phrase going through his head when he sees what you got on and it's "fuck me"
He's so unbelievably hard in like 2 seconds that it's alarming
He's a fan of sheer brighter colors and garters, but really any lingerie set looks good and he's really fine with anything you're putting on.
He'll rip the fabric off of you, he doesn't really care if you make a noise of complaint, he's too invested in getting him in you and making you feel good.
He'll make it up to you later by managing to get you another set later. (That he rips off you anyhow, it's a never ending cycle)
Would love to receive pictures of you in various lingerie sets. So after this whole thing of surprising him by wearing it for the first time, he'll want pictures of you from now on.
"Fuck y/n," Kenny groans, bucking himself against you, "you look so pretty. My pretty baby." His hands wander over your body, feeling the thin material and your skin causing him to become impatient.
Kenny leans forward to suck at your neck, causing you to let out small moans. "I need, need, this off of you. Now." Before you're able to say anything, he tugs at the top half a bit too roughly, ripping the thin material into halves.
"Kenny!" You exclaim, shock and annoyance evident in your tone.
Kenny stops briefly and he lets out a small laugh before kissing you, "I'm sorry hun, can't wait. Need you now. Gotta make you feel good."
You huff, "This was a bit pricey, Ken. How are you gonna make this one up?"
He snorts, before flipping you over and situating you so his face is pressed between your thighs, "Oh I'll make it up to you baby, and then some, promise."
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♡ BUTTERS STOTCH
Another blushy and nervous wreck to see you in lingerie.
I feel he'd LOVE white sets, design doesn't matter, but there's something about wearing white in his eyes that just.. gets him going yk?
He definitely has a battle with himself on where to place his hands. Do you want them on your waist, hips, do you want to hold hands? What if he rips the fabric?
Stutters out compliments. Compliments you the whole time actually, his eyes nervously watch your every movement
He loves if you brush your body still clad with the lingerie against his bare skin. The feeling of technical skin contact but thin material between you two has got him in a chokehold for some reason
Calls you his angel because of the white lingerie and how beautiful/ethereal you look to him right now
Butters believes this is how he dies, underneath you, clad in a sheer white lingerie set. You slowly drag your fingers against his skin and he finds himself without a single complaint as to how he would be dying. He finds himself without many thoughts actually and the ones he does have are just about you.
"Oh god angel," Butters shudders, his brain turning into mush at the feeling of your body against his. His hands hovering just above your thighs, as he nervously thumbs at the material draped over them.
You giggle at his behavior, "you can touch me, you know?"
"O-oh, I know honey, but, you.. you just look so gosh darn gorgeous and..." he trails off, adams apple bobbing as your drag your hands along his waist. "..and what, Butters..?" You whisper against his ear.
His hands grip your thighs and bites his lip. "I want you.. please honey, my angel." He shifts underneath you, hoping you catch the hint and quit teasing him.
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turtleblogatlast · 3 months
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Casey Jr knowing how to Mind Meld by virtue of being a Hamato in all but blood just randomly “talking” to the others out of nowhere when they all get close enough to allow for it.
Everyone is absolutely flabbergasted because honestly they pretty much only use it near subconsciously in battle, so to have it be used mundanely like a mental walkie talkie is surreal to them, especially to April (who’s honestly a little touched about it) who had no idea it was even possible for her, and later Casey Sr too who doesn’t tear up at the thought of completely and unquestionably being accepted into the clan what shut up-
Once the shock of it subsides, everyone promptly takes this newfound casualness of their ability as a way to absolutely mess with each other.
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mouschiwrites · 2 months
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congrats on 400 & i'm so happy to be here!!!
for the event, if you still write for south park, could i get headcanons of maybe the main 4 + butters receiving genuine, heartfelt compliment and love from their partner? male or gn if that's okay/needed!!!
i've been craving soft comfort qwq
- 🍡
Here you are love!
South Park - Main Four (+ Butters) Reacting to Genuine Affection
Kyle
Okay, so you guys definitely have quite a bit of banter in your relationship
So at first it takes him a minute to figure out when you're actually being serious
"Kyle, you're so pretty."
He'll just blink at you for a second
When you don't give him a teasing smirk or burst out laughing, that's when he knows you're being real
And then his cheeks turn a few shades darker, and he looks away bashfully
He'll mutter something semi-coherently, not looking at you at all while he says it:
"Yeah, well... you're prettier..."
It's not that he doesn't believe what you say, or that he's embarrassed, he's just taken off guard
He actually really loves when you surprise him like that
He will be thinking about it for the next week at least
He'll totally zone out, too—just replaying that moment over and over in his mind
A little smile comes to his lips involuntarily, and he might even start blushing a little
He's just got to be careful not to do it around the guys... he'd never hear the end of it
Stan
He's convinced you're being fake or joking at first
Especially if it just comes out of the blue
"I love you, Stan."
He'll just blink, waiting for the "just kidding" or the punchline
When it doesn't come his face scrunches up a little
"You're... being serious?"
He's not trying to sound rude, he's just having a hard time believing you
He struggles with insecurity :(
No matter how long you've been together, he still doesn't know why someone like you would ever love him
But when you just smile sincerely and tell him that yes, you are being serious, his heart flutters
He definitely gets that huge lovesick grin of his (you know the one)
And he'll look at you with the purest loving gaze
Be prepared for a bear hug :D
And maybe some happy tears on your shoulder
Butters
It doesn't even occur to him that you might be joking
He believes everything you say, unless it's ultra-obvious you're joking
And even then he's more inclined to take whatever you're saying/doing as genuine, if only for his own delusional enjoyment
So, even if it comes out of nowhere, Butters accepts your affection
"You're the best thing in my life, Butters."
He'll put on a huge grin, taking your hand and squeezing it excitedly
"You're my favorite ever, Y/n!"
Cue the tooth-rotting fluff
This is how you two often fall into bouts of sickeningly sweet affection; cuddling, hand holding, "no-I-love-you-more" competitions...
It is very cheesy
But Butters LIVES for it
He loves it when you can both be all genuine like that; it increases his own confidence, plus it gives him a chance to show his unending love for you :)
Kenny
I feel like Kenny's really good about reading your emotions
And matching them as soon as he's aware
So even if you're in the middle of the goofiest goof session, he'll flip the switch just as quick as you
He'll know you're being genuine right away, and wastes no time being dumbfounded or anything
"I'm so in love with you."
You can see his cheeks going a little pink, but he smiles the brightest smile and hugs you tight
Then he returns the affection in full; both physically and verbally
It doesn't matter if you were being verbal or physical with your affection, he'll give you both in return
"I'm in love with you, too."
Depending on if you're in a silly affectionate or serious affectionate mood (again, he'll know), you may or may not end up in a hybrid cuddle-tickle fight
Otherwise you'll settle down somewhere and just bask in each other's arms
Maybe playing with each other's hair, mumbling sweet nothings, listening to heartbeats and breathing
Cartman
He is NOT going to take you seriously (or at least that's how it'll seem)
Even when he realizes that you are, indeed, being serious, he's going to make fun of you
"I love you more than you even know."
He tries to play off the way his cheeks turn pink and the way his heart flutters
He'll look away, waving his hand dismissively at you
"Pff, whatever. You're so cheesy, Y/n."
In reality, he's internalizing what you said and it's getting him higher than the moon
And he can't help just hugging you, at the very least
Or pretending to suplex you as an excuse to get you laying on top of him with his arms around your waist
Then he'll start to think about what you said more, and after a while he'll mutter, almost inaudibly:
"I love you more, stupid."
He'll never admit that he said it (activate gaslighting mode), but he secretly hopes that you really did hear it, and that you believe he said it (despite what he'll try to make you believe)
Because he meant it, and he wants you to know that he feels the same about you :)
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Thanks for this request! And thank you so much for reading, take care doves <33
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wednesdayfunnys · 4 months
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things the boys use as conversation starters that everyone who doesnt already love them finds really really fucking annoying
stan: complaining and oversharing. “oh my god i had the worst night ever i feel terrible i barely slept and my dad’s driving me crazy and i wanna put a gun in my mouth im not even close to kidding”
kyle: criticism/pointing out a flaw/pointing out something off about you today. anything from “dude, you look like shit, whats wrong?” to “oh my god what are you wearing??” to inserting himself into an ongoing conversation with a loud and passionate contradiction bc hes jUst bLunt
eric: bragging, usually about things not worth bragging about, like his “epic” trips to the bathroom or the 5 views he got on some video he posted online.
kenny: wildly explicit stories in graphic detail like hes doing standup. sometimes his sex dreams, sometimes a porno he’s seen, sometimes a straight up made up story. he’s looking for laughs.
butters: really really boring mundane stories. “yesterday i went to the grocery store with my mom and what do you know it they moved the ketchup across the store again! geez louise we must have hunted for that stuff for half an hour! that store sure does like to move their stock around.” he might as well be talking to himself
tweek: inocherent babbling about whatever he’s fucked up about today with not much context. also he will explain the entire plot of a movie or episode of a show he likes without taking a breath and he does not say hello first
craig: snide comments. stuff that can really only be answered with “dude fuck you”
clyde: gives you a girl’s name and demands you rate on a scale from one to ten
jimmy: dad jokes in the vein of “hey why are watermelons always having weddings? because they cantaloupe :D”
tolkien: self deprecating rich boy humble bragging
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pineappleciders · 1 year
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can u do platonic main 4 (sp) and what it would be like to be in their friend group?? fem reader or gender neutral, either is fine! tysm
BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP
INCLUDES: stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman (and a bit of butters)
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lots of silliness. goofing off. tomfoolery, if you will
as you all grow and mature a bit, kenny and you are probably the only ones laughing at fart humor left
you and kyle (and sometimes cartman) tend to get into heated arguments and even fights. it always resolves itself though (and it's always over something stupid)
you don't have a rivalry like kyle and cartman, just bumping heads (its normal for friends to fight, especially in south park)
you're kind of the one making little quippy jokes after someone talks
"god, this rain is so annoying!"
"you're so annoying."
a lot of the times when something wacky is happening, you and one of the others (usually kenny) will make eye contact
kind of like how in the office they just kind of.. look at the camera in annoyance or to say 'seriously?'
you and stan often hang out, and sparky loves you. you're both sentimental animal lovers
you kinda grow on shelly. sometimes if you're at his place you two will gang up on stan (lightheartedly, of course) and sharon loves you
i wanna say kyle would help you with your studies but honestly he'd probably tell you to do it yourself
cartmans an asshole to you just like everyone else, but he still has some sort of respect for you as a friend. probably begs you to do shit for him but lays off when he realizes you aren't easy to manipulate
speaking of butters, he probably likes you a lot. you might rip on him a little, even if just to fit in with your friends, but you make sure he knows it's lighthearted banter (you're there for him, and he appreciates it a lot)
he also spends nights at your house, and cartman calls it gay (no matter your gender)
despite your fights with kyle, you two are still good friends and sometimes you, him, and ike will watch kids shows at his house
sheila makes you guys little snacks and you get along really great with ike (if ike needs a babysitter, kyle's immediate thought is to leave him with your family. he knows he'd be safe with you, despite your goofy and sometimes dumb behavior)
kenny spends a lot of time at your place, and sometimes you two will go out to the lake just to talk and skip rocks. you don't even have to converse, you and kenny just get along
overall? there's a lot of ripping on each other and getting into trouble, but you can't help but think it's all worth it when your friends have all fallen asleep on your couch watching terrance & phillip
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fennecfiree · 4 days
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How do you feel about the headcanon that Butters has stretch marks and a scar on his tummy from when he was forced to rapidly gain weight and get DIY liposuction?
Yes! I headcanon that. I actually had a Convo about that with my sister! I think it makes sense
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sugartitzblah · 11 months
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main four + butters eating you out.
warnings: nsfw, eating out, fingering, dirty talk.
disclaimer: characters mentioned are aged up, no pronouns mentioned.
stanley marsh.
omg how do i even start?
he definitely overstimulates you until you’re a screaming mess. he can go down on you every and any moment unless y’all are out in public.
you ask for head? he will be immediately in between your legs, ready to eat your pussy like a starved men!
he goes fast on you, who are you to blame him? he was a touch starved hormonal virgin teen before he met you, let him worship your pussy. 😭🙏🏻
the first time he went down on you was messy, but it felt weirdly good. he isn’t a very fast learner so you had to be patient with him. my poor boy probably didn’t knew what a clitoris was, he probably thought that the clit was some inside joke among the girls until you told him that the clit was a real thing. :((
once he learns he does it like a pro, makes you cum without failing every time he goes down on you. he once made you cum by only licking and kissing down your clothed pussy and clit and it was so nhgg… 😩
sit on his god damn face, don’t ask him if he can breathe just sit on his fucking face like a chair. and while you’re sitting on him pull his hair, just do it.
whenever you moan his name while he goes down on you you can feel him smirking against your dripping core and it’s just so fucking hot.
reassure him! tell him he did a good job, he likes praise.
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stanley is a thigh man, for sure. he could spend hours in between your legs without a brake. and there he was, gripping tightly on the soft flesh of your legs, pulling you closer to his face, his nose brushing against your clit every time you grind your hips up against his face to feel his tongue deeper inside of you. you knew that his tight grip would leave noticiable bruises on your skin later but that didn’t seem to be a problem for you because of the way you kept moving your hips back and forward against his face. “don’t move.” he said, parting away from your pussy for a moment to place his left hand on your tummy before returning back to your cunt. leaving opened mouth kisses against your core, brushing his tongue against your dripping cunt to pick up your juices. he’s eager, thrusting his tongue in and out of you. he kept overstimulating you, the only thing you could do is grip on the dark locks of his hair. “s-stan, please. let me cum.”
you pleaded while arching your back, he looked up to see your needy expressions, trailing his eyes down your fully naked body, taking notice in your perked and neglected nipples. “hold on a little longer, be good for me.” the one hand that rested on your tummy reached your tits, he squeezed and cupped your left breast while he kept sucking down your pussy, his tongue traveling up to you clit while his thumb finger brushed against your hard nipple. “but stan, i really can’t hold it back anymore. please let me cum.” you pleaded once again, he felt kind of guilty for overstimulating his little princess. “fine, you get to cum now.” he spoke, moments later he felt all of your vaginal fluids coming out of you after a long time trying to retain back your orgasm. “god.” he chuckled while licking the last juices that came out of you like a starved man, he then rested his chin on your tummy while he licked his own lips. “you did amazing, i love you.” he placed a small kiss on your hip while you breathed heavily, trying to recover from your orgasm. “now i feel so much better, thank you sweetheart.” you said while resting your forearm on your face, smiling while you felt his lips curling into a smile against the hot skin of your abdomen. “anything for you.”
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kyle broflovski.
don’t get me started with this mf. drugs? nah, you’re pussy better than any drug. 🤭
“you’re stressed, baby? let me help you with that.”
he takes his time down there. i think we all can agree that kyle is more into intimate and slow sex. he likes to know what are your sweet spots, what you like and what you don’t, he’s all about making you feel good and he does not miss.
you know, men with big noses. it’s canon that kyle’s nose is crooked so you have a lot of fun grinding down on his nose whenever he goes down on you, it rubs against your clit just the right way. 🤭
he’s not very lucky with girls as we know so the first time he eats you out it’s very awkward. he’s not very familiar with sexual things but don’t worry, he’s a very smart boy so he learns pretty fast. unlike stan, he at least knows where the clit is.
guide him and tell him what you like, he would feel really bad if he does something you don’t like or something that makes you feel uncomfortable.
he pretty much uses his fingers and tongue to stimulate your pussy but he doesn’t like overstimulating you in any way, he just wants you to feel relaxed while he’s doing it, he’s such a sweetheart. :(
service dom. he does whatever you ask him to, he would do anything to make you feel good unless you ask him to slap you or harm you in any way, he’s not really into that but when he feels extra horny he can pull on your hair or wrap his hands around your neck to put pressure on it, but just a little bit, the enough amount to make your pussy clench around his tongue.
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you felt his hot breathing against your aching core while his hands rested on your waist. you were sitting down on his desk, all of his study books were quickly forgotten. it started with a small make out session, reassuring him that after the quick make out he could keep studying but things got heated and now he was kneeling on the floor in front of your cunt, with his head in between your thighs, leaving long and slow licks against your clothed pussy. he lowered one of the hands that rested on your waist to your lacy panties, pushing them to the side with his slender fingers to have full access to your intimate zone. his tongue dragged against your wet core while his thumb rubbed your clit. you moaned, gripping the sides of the desk you were sitting on while arching your back. with his free hand, he took your right leg to wrap it around his shoulder so you could be in a more comfortable position while he kissed down on your exposed pussy. he looked up, caressing your leg softly, he pushed his tongue against your entrance oh so slowly, he licked up and down, rubbing against all your sweet spots.
his thumb kept brushing your clit until he decided to slide his middle and index fingers down your core, recollecting your arousal while entering his two fingers inside of you. you were now a moaning mess and kyle loved watching your fucked up expressions, his eyes wouldn’t look away from your cute face. “feeling good, darling?” he asked, parting away from your wet core while looking down for a moment, he moved his fingers in and out of you so easily because of how wet you were for him. “enjoying yourself?” he asked teasingly with a soft smile adorning his handsome features, his eyes focused on how your pussy clenched around his fingers every time he dragged them in and out. “f-fuck, kyle…” you moaned while closing your eyes for a moment. he gripped your thigh softly with his free hand, making you open your eyes. “eyes on me, baby.” he said before returning to lick down on your clit, his digits worked down on your needy core. you were in heaven with the way kyle was eating you out, so nice and slow, taking his time on pleasuring not paying attention to anything else but you.
“ready to add another finger?” he asked softly against your clit, looking up at you waiting for an answer. you just nod softly, looking down at the way he now entered his ring finger inside of you, moving his three and long fingers inside of you, hitting all the right spots. “keep going, please…” you pleaded softly while biting down your lower lip. and like you ordered, he kept moving and rubbing his fingers against your dripping walls until you reached your climax. he showered you with cuddles and praises after doing so good for him.
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eric cartman.
he’s a selfish little bitch so when y’all started dating the only thing that he wanted was blowjobs and that’s it.
when you asked him nicely that you wanted head he seemed hesitant about it. he made you beg for it, he kept saying things like “i don’t know, maybe beg a little more?” annoying little bitch. it’s not like he doesn’t want to eat you out, he in fact seems like the type of dude who likes face riding but he just loves to see you beg for what you want.
you actually got upset with him for being a bully about it, you didn’t talk to him for an hour and like the attention whore he is he was now the one begging for you.
“fine, I’ll give you head. open your legs, bitch.”
now who were you to deny his demands? even though you were still kind of mad you did parted your legs. 🙄
do not guide him, he’ll just shush you down saying that he knows what he’s doing (even though he doesn’t know).
since he didn’t want to take your advices he just went with it his own way and surprisingly he was kind of good at it. you had mixed feeling about it, sometimes he moved his tongue and mouth against your cunt so good and other times he just moved his mouth and tongue in a weird way against your core.
“baby, i don’t think you should be nibbling on my clit.”
“shut up, i know what i’m doing!”
luckily he’s a quick learner like kyle. he surely wants to make you feel good to bust his ego even more, so he learns what you like and don’t like by the way your body twitches, how you moan and when he sees or feels your pussy clenching. by only that, he knows where and how to kiss and lick. 🤭
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he guided your movements, caressing and squeezing your thighs while you rode his face. you felt his tongue moving eagerly against your core every time you dragged your hips back and forward, gripping tightly on his brunette hair, moaning and whimpering because of how his tongue worked against your cunt. he gripped even more tightly on your thighs to keep your movements steady. he felt how your legs had become shaky so he helped you by guiding you down his face, his tongue roaming against your pussy lips at any chance he got, sucking on your arousal, making you squirm. you felt your climax closer and closer by the way your tummy tickled. “eric, i’m going to cum…” you announced while gripping on his hair tighter. he slapped softly your right thigh while bobbing and snuggling his head to be closer to your cunt, letting you know that you had the permission to finally cum.
once you felt your orgasm hitting you pushed your head back while sighing in relieve, bucking your hips up and down slowly, he sucked on your fluids. once he was done with your pussy you got off his face, he was breathing heavily and he seemed flustered. he brushed the excess of your cum that stained his face with his thumb to then lick on it, humming softly. “happy now? you moan like a bitch on heat.” he smirked while you rested your body on his bed, ignoring the way he mocked your moans. “ no baby, you don’t get to rest. be a good slut now and get on your knees for me. it’s your turn.” he wrapped his arms around your waist, hovering your body to leave wet and messy kisses on your neck, you were a panting mess. “fuck you, let me rest for a moment.” he know pulled your shaking body to his lap, placing his hands on your hips while nibbling down your ear. “get down. i’m not asking.” he whispered, teasingly. it was going to be a long night.
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kenny mccormick.
i know y’all been waiting for him. he’s the best pussy eater through this entire list.
before dating you he hooked up with every single person on south park so we can all agree that he would know how to take care of you.
he loves blowjobs but he also loves eating you out, it’s 50/50 for him, no preference.
he doesn’t go to slow neither to fast, he eats your pussy the perfect way. he can have a full make out session with your pussy for hours without noticing that he’s overstimulating you, he just gets so much into it, not that you complain.
he’s freaky, if y’all are in public or out with his friends he will straight up whisper into your ear that he wants to eat you out all of the sudden, you don’t even see it coming, he just stands behind you while caressing your hips, bending over to whisper the most nasty and filthy things you will ever hear, he will even whimper against your ear if he’s feeling extra.
he leaves marks everywhere down your stomach before actually going down on you.
he will take off your underwear using his teeth when he’s feeling silly. 🤭
but when he’s desperate he will tore off your panties, he had ruined many of your underwear because of that and you always end up complaining but the moment he goes down on you, you forget about it immediately.
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you hummed softly while holding your nintendo switch with your hands, laying facing down, supporting all the weight of your body with your elbows. kenny looked at you from afar, placing his comic down your bed to take a look of your body. fuck, you looked so hot wearing those pair of lacy panties and his shirt, it was so much to handle. he adjusted himself in between your legs, pushing his hips up to hump against your ass, making you yelp in surprise while dropping your nintendo. you peeked through your shoulder, feeling your boyfriend’s hands creep inside the shirt you were wearing, he felt how you arched your back so you could rub your ass against his clothed dick. “fuck… you look so hot.” he whispered while cupping your tits, squeezing them and observing how the shirt that covered your body rolled up because of the way you arched, uncovering the soft flesh of your ass and hips, making him grip tighter on your breasts.
“kenny…” you moaned once again now feeling how your clothed cunt rubbed against his now hardening dick. he was quick to change the position of your body, laying you on your back and immediately bending over, trailing his tongue down your stomach until he was right in front of your now aching core. he took the elastic of your cotton panties in between his teeth, slowly taking them off until you were fully uncovered, loving the sight of your wet pussy. “you’re so wet for me, baby.” he whispered, trailing the palm of his hand against your core to feel your arousal. he took your legs to part them even more further, taking his hand away from your core to spit on it before leaving small kitten licks against your zone, clearly having fun teasing you. “don’t tease, kenny.” you said in between heavy breathes and he just chuckled at your comment, kissing and finally entering his hot muscle inside your cunt, feeling how you wrapped your legs around his head to pull him closer to you, wanting nothing more than to pleasure you and that’s exactly what he did through out the night, you tried not to moan to load to not wake up your parents who slept mindlessly on the next room without knowing that the blonde boy was fucking their child with his tongue.
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butters stotch.
poor baby, how do we even start with butters? he gets so nervous every time he eats you out, he only wants to make you feel good and he does, but he needs a lot of reassurance.
he’s also touch starved and every little touch makes him whimper, he’s very sensitive. he gets hard so easily, you find it very cute how he starts apologizing when you notice the tent forming inside his jeans.
actually he was the one who suggested eating you out. he nicely asked you trying not to stutter with his words, he’s so fucking adorable.
he is very slow while doing it, he unintentionally teases you by kissing your inner thighs and your tummy before actually eating you out, he just wants to make sure you’re feeling good. 😔
he loves privacy but he knows that at his house will be imposible to have a private moment with you so you guys just hang out at your house always, he doesn’t want his parents annoying him while he’s with you.
always asks you if you’re comfortable, he will find the best position for you so you don’t feel uncomfortable, he’s more about pleasuring you.
his hands are always caressing your hips or legs while he’s eating you out, he will not grip your body to tightly because he doesn’t want to hurt you.
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“are you sure you’re fine with this?” he asked while leaving small kisses against your core, to scared to use his tongue on you. those little kisses sent shivers down your spine, making your back arch in need for more. “butters, i’m sure.” you said, breathing heavily. he just looked up at you, sighing nervously. you felt his shaky breathe against your pussy, gripping tightly on the bedsheets until you finally felt his tongue slowly rubbing against you. when he heard you gasp he traveled his hands up to your waist, pulling you closer to his face to keep trailing his tongue against your pussy. you guided him, pulling on his hair softly while looking down. “baby, you’re doing so good…” you praised and you felt him smile against your core, leaving opened mouth kisses against you and trailing his tongue to your clit, licking and sucking on the sensitive nub. butters started traveling his mouth to your inner tight, kissing and licking your flesh softly. “are you feeling good, honey?” he asked softly in between kisses, you just nod in response while humming.
his thumb rubbed your aching clit, moving once again his lips closer to your dripping cunt after leaving a trail of wet kisses on your inner thigh. with his tongue, he picked up all your juices, entering his tongue slowly to your core, making sure to lap his tongue so deliciously against your gushy walls, his tongue rubbing against your sensitive spots, just the right way. you whimpered because of the feeling, hands that rested on your waist moving down your tummy to your legs, wrapping them around his head softly while caressing them. “butters i’m going to cum soon…” you announced and he just opened his eyes to look at you, his tongue working down on your pussy. he nodded softly, moving his tongue and lips a little bit faster so you could finally hit your orgasm. your legs felt shaky and you were feeling your lower abdomen tickle. hands pulling on your boyfriend’s hair, back arched and head pushed back… you were so close to your release and the one thing that made you hit your orgasm was butter’s thumb rubbing your clit. he pulled away from you, the both of you breathing heavily while he inched closer to you, leaving a small peck on your lips so you could taste your own arousal. “thank you baby, you did so good…” you whispered against his lips softly.
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𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.
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chrollohearttags · 3 months
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stoner/surfer bf ace 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 spiritualist/plant mom black gf—
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h-harleybaby · 10 months
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Collab time guys 💅💅💅
I have problems I will ADMIT but so does Lime and Fae so me and Fae are doing a collab and it’s like, my first I’m so excited
I’m posting the hcs and Fae’s posting the fic soon so make sure to check out @imm0rtalken
cough cough btw this is plus sized reader but it’s not mentioned too much rn cough cough
Pervy Butters collab
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• Butters is so the type to eat you out while he’s thrusting up all cutely and like, humping the air and cumming without touching himself because he gets off on getting you off. He’s someone who’s def more focused on your pleasure than his own
• You’re gonna question me but when he’s eating you out when you’re on your back he’s gonna have a pillow under his hips that he humps while he eats you out
• He’s not only a panty sniffer but he’s a panty stealer too 💅💅💅💅 HE FR HAS A SHRINE IN HIS CLOSET WHERE HE KEEPS THE PANTIES OF YOURS THAT HE’S STOLEN!!
• He has a super small collection of your panties and shirts that you’re never gonna see like, ever again. Ofc there’s a few that he’ll return because he feels really bad about them but I can guarantee you they’ve been covered in his cum and washed before they’re returned to your dresser
• There may or may not be some mysterious and very faint stains on them but you won’t question it, it probably just got like that in the wash… it was cum stains that wouldn’t quite wash out
• Butters was soooooo nervous about stealing them too because it’s at least the 2nd thing he’s ever stolen, the first being your shirts
• Like I said before, mans is literally obsessed with you and he doesn’t exactly know how to handle it. He uses your shirts as pillowcases (tell me he don’t have a shit ton of pillows) because it smells like you and he literally loves it cough cough he buries his head into those pillows and inhales your scent like there’s no fucking tomorrow cough cough
•He may or may have not went into your room to fuck with your curtains so you can’t close them and so he has like, constant access to your room. He just wants to look at your pretty face, what can I say 🤷‍♀️
• He totally asks Kenny about it though and he’s always kinda asking him for tips on how to handle things and stuff. He’s always going on asking what to do if he’s obsessed and how to ask them out ya know? Kenny’s his wingman fr
• Butters even admits to him that he’s stolen some of your stuff and Kenny’s just like “oh yeah I’ve stolen some chicks panties before, maaaaan that was a good night” and it gives Butters the idea to start stealing your panties
• Both Cartman and Kenny have walked in on Butters with his shrine, he probs isn’t sniffing them at the time but just looking at them with this like, almost twinkle in his eyes? Bros waaaay too sloppy it’s like he wants to get caught 🙄
• Kenny’s reaction is more excited Tbh, he’s like “dude who’s are those?! WHERE’D YOU GET THEM AND I CAN HAVE-“ . He’s fr too excited for it and he’s kinda proud of his friend?
• Cartman’s kinda weirded out by it and asking honestly too many questions. He’s like “why tf are you holding panties?? ARE THEY YOURS OR SOMETHING YOU’RE A PERV LIKE THAT???”
• Anywaysssssss
• Butters literally loves eating you out and he adores having you sit on his face, he’s definitely gripping your thighs to keep you on his face while he eats you out because he doesn’t wanna stop
• Did I mention this is a plus sized reader?? PLUS SIZE READER AND HER SCRAWNY ASS BF BUTTERS WHO WANTS ALL HER WEIGHT ON HIM BECAUSE HE LOVES HOW IT FEELS!!!
• I dunno, it just feels right ya know?? Scrawny love stuck, completely obsessed Butters buried between your thighs as he grips onto them begging you to let him give you another orgasm while he’s literally been cumming completely untouched because he just loves you that much
• He overstims the absolute fuck out of you because he gets sooooooo into it and would def live under you, eating you out for hours if you let him
• Butters would totally beg you to sit on his face and for you to cum on his tongue because he loves the taste of you
• “Please darling? Just one more time on my face? I promise I’ll be good for you”
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amarthine · 7 months
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𖦹 synopsis. dating headcanons w the main four — how they treat you in a relationship.
disclaimers. none
note. first post !
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butters stotch.
butters is truly a real sweetheart, but he is obviously and unfortunately very gullible at times.
cartman being the one whom sets up the whole thing.
he still gets grounded alot, but not as much. Yet his parents find reasons to still do it anyways.
Sweet boyfriend, friend, and person to be around overall.
definitely asks the guys on advice on how to approach you.
they ripped on him for his blooming crush on you obviously.
shocked when they found out that Butters managed to be bold and actually succeeded in asking you out.
when you guys had your first kiss he got so flustered and blushy, muttering “oh gee”s and such.
hand holding turned into cuddling, and then turned into kissing, and then all three became regular to almost everyday things.
good relationship, for the most part.
eric cartman.
oh my!
an interesting person to date, though it is surely an experience.
he’ll tone down the taunting and insults, he truly does like you after all.
It was shocking when you two got together, shocking. Especially to Kyle.
i mean, he could be really sweet. but he’s still cartman.
he actually get jealous pretty easily, hes also just a very controlling person, someone who wants things to be done his way, or to have authority over someone. he manipulates situations almost daily just because he doesn’t like how something turned out.
absolutely kept his crush on you a secret, but his friends eventually found out.
he can be somewhat sweet in very, very rare moments, even if he acts he absolutely hates it, still does it.
after your first kiss he was stunned for a moment.
he was surprised at himself, but said his small and weak goodbyes and went home.
he enjoyed it though, even if it was just a quick peck.
kenny mccormick.
one of most perverted boys you’ve met so far.
this man is NASTY with the things he say under his parka.
he was smooth when he came up to you, but was somewhat nervous.
same as the last two, absolutely got roasted when they found out his crush on you.
surprisingly, you were the one to initiate the first kiss.
he can’t afford taking you on dates but hes a resourceful guy when he wants to be, and he could come with some good ideas.
he works at city wok, so he earns at least okay money often. Enough for most basic essentials.
can be very flirty and romantic at times, a caring boyfriend most of the time.
you take care of Karen often, even bring both of them food sometimes.
Hes a very physical man which is is relatively obvious, always holding you, your hand, anywhere really.
Just loves being around you in all honesty.
Has definitely visited you as Mysterion before, even before you two started dating just so he can try and shoot his shot.
kyle broflovski.
he is such a great boyfriend, hes just soo
took almost half a year to confess to you, his friends kept ripping on him, and he just caved in after the taunting got to him.
study dates are a regular thing, even then you two can get a little bit distracted.
first kiss was genuine and sweet, yet quick, and it felt like it was from the movies.
Stan never lets Kyle live it down for that one time he got caught gawking at you. ( he does it all the time )
he can get flustered a bit more easily than the others, but also wont be phased by much due to all things he experienced in his childhood.
Kyles tall, quite tall, yet no one questions because hes in basketball.
due to his height, he is really skilled at the sport, not only because of his height but also because of his great aim.
cartman has tried to ruin the relationship multiple times, and kyle shut that down real quick the first time it happened.
as we’ve seen, kyle has a tendency to lose his patience fast so that could lead to him sometimes snapping at you or anyone around him. though afterwards he apologizes tons.
“Im so sorry you didn’t deserve that im such an asshole—.”
amazing boyfriend though. :)
stan marsh.
interesting boyfriend.
he can often neglect you unintentionally due to his bad habits and unfortunate mental issues, especially after watching his parents as he grows up. he fears the same would happen to your relationship.
hes not the best at communicating his feelings with you, but if something serious is bothering him, he will tell you you.
he always just shows up at your house late in the night always because he “misses you.”
unlike the other 4, nobody except kyle found out about stans infatuation with you.
Until you two got together, that is.
first date was at starks pond, mainly sitting together as you talked and talked for hours.
threw up after your first kiss, but he pretty much thought it was worth it.
he once gave you a cool little sea globe thing, where it had dolphins and a lighthouse.
you two listen to music alot together, its a bit of an intimate thing for you guys. even during intimate moments there even just the quietest music.
he tries his hardest to not mess up with you, so expect a lot of gifts, affection, and or drunk paragraphs into the latest hours of the night.
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