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frodo-with-glasses · 1 year

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More Reading Thoughts: Many Partings

Oh, oh oh oh, the chapter title is a mirror to the Fellowship chapter “Many Meetings”, don’t touch me I am cri

Aragorn: “Hello! Don’t ask; I know you want to go back home.” Frodo: “I do. I want to see Bilbo even more. I was sad to see he didn’t come with the others.” Aragorn: “Well, he’s getting really old, dude.” Frodo: “EXACTLY WHY I NEED TO GO.”

In which Arwen gives Frodo her golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s choco—I mean Valinor

Oh and he also gets another necklace

Eeeeyyy resolution to Eomer and Gimli’s little spat!

Eomer and Gimli are the politest, most gentlemanly simps ever

I love how much effort the book puts into acknowledging how honored Theoden was. Eowyn’s fear was that her family would be disgraced and forgotten, with no more dignity than a peasant living in a dirty thatched hut, but all this pomp and circumstance proves that the line of Eorl is still honored and respected and loved.

GHAN-BURI-GHAN

THE CHAD AND HIS HOMIES RETURN

HELLO I LOVE YOU WE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE GOODBYE

I got so emotional about the drums, bruh, that’s literally beautiful ;~;

MERRRYYYYY *sobs*

I LOVE YOU MY SON. AAAAHHHH TToTT

“HAIL, EOMER, KING OF THE MARK!”

They’re in good hands.

Trothplighted! Now THAT’S a word!!

Aww, Eowyn and Faramir got engaged in Rohan! That’s cute :-3

Well there go all my goofy headcanons about Eomer being a cranky, overprotective brother and giving Faramir the side-eye. Even he just likes him automatically. Bummer. And here I was hoping for some funny family drama!

Eowyn: “Whaddya think of that, former crush? :-3” Aragorn: “Couldn’t be prouder :-D”

Okay yeah so when I read the last chapter, I wrote this thing at 3 AM like “kinda not digging how the book barely mentions what angst Elrond would be feeling over never seeing his daughter again ever; even the movies take the time to explore that (even if they paint Elrond as the bad guy who gets in the way of love)”, but at least here Tolkien gives us a mention of it. That’s nice. Please don’t just ignore Elrond’s feelings, the man’s been through enough.

OOH! A gift?? A gift for Merry??? I’m very interested—!!

GASP IT’S THE HORN

THAT’S GONNA BE VERY IMPORTANT ISN’T IT

PRETTY SURE I’M REMEMBERING SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCOURING OF THE SHIRE AND THE HORN BEING VERY IMPORTANT

Aaaand they all hug! Awww!! TTuTT I’m gonna have so much fun drawing this LOL

“And they drank the stirrup-cup”. Thanks to this line and Google, I have now learned a thing about the traditions of the Scottish Highlanders.

Legolas, upon visiting a cave: “Welp, you beat me. I like caves now.”

TREEBEEEEEARD!!

QUICKBEEEEEEEAAAMM!!!

MY FAVORITE TREES I LOVE YOU GUYS

In which Treebeard cusses out orcs in Entish

In which Treebeard admits that he bored Saruman nearly to death!!

Oof, that’s not the smartest thing you’ve ever done, King Tree ol’ pal. But I forgive you. I won’t call mercy a weakness.

I love the mental image of Quickbeam bowing “like a tree bending in the wind”. They are not VERY bendable, but they can be a little bit!

There are no Entings :-C

Gimli, begrudgingly: “FINE I’ll visit the forest, I guess.”

Gimli calling them “my hobbits” noooo 😭😖😭😫🤧😭😭

STOP SAYING “I fear we shall never meet again”, IT’S MAKING ME SAD

Bye, Legolas; bye, Gimli! Love ya both, you hilarious nerds.

Merry and Pippin get one last drink with Treebeard! Yaaaay!! 8-D

Bye, King Tree, I love you!

Aragorn threatening to spy on Pippin and call him back in service to Minas Tirith is hilarious and very on-brand

Ooh, red sunset and a green flame…wow.

That’s so evocative and I can’t find the words to express why.

Bye, Aragorn. Love ya, long man.

Well, well, well! Bo and lehold, look what the cat drug in! It’s Saruman!

Me when Saruman chews out Gandalf: LOL

Me when Saruman breathes wrongly in Galadriel’s direction: oh he’s dead 8-.

Y’know, it’s funny. Grima’s fear of leaving Saruman is a lot like the fear people often have of leaving abusive relationships. However, Grima has everything he’d need to actually make a departure, things that other people stuck in abusive relationships might not—a support system, financial freedom, another place to stay, and people who would help and protect him—and yet he chooses none of it, and goes back to his oppressor. Fascinating.

OOP. OKAY SARUMAN TALKING TO THE HOBBITS NOW, EVERYBODY SHUT UP.

Saruman: “You cruel little urchins. Come to mock an old beggar, have you? I’ll bet you wouldn’t even give me a bit of pipe weed.” Frodo: “I would if I had any.”

That is the KINDEST 1000 IQ gigachad own I have EVER seen. Frodo like, “I have gone through untold hell, but you can’t make me cruel to you, no matter how much you try.” LIFE GOAL: BE LIKE FRODO

And Merry like, “Here, I’ve got some pipeweed, you can have it back.” My favorite hobbits, everyone. The chads. The absolute legends.

*mutters to self* “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; and in doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head…”

Merry’s sarcastic “thank you!” to the curse on the Southfarthing tho X’-D

Merry: “Can I have my bag back?” Saruman, a petty wet sock: “NO”

I wonder if the Shire has a thing where you can like. Sue for damages to person or property. ‘Cause that seems to be what Pippin is implying here by “what about our claim for kidnapping us”. In which case, Pippin half-joking about suing a wizard is VERY HECKING FUNNY

Also would like to point out that Sam didn’t say a word until Saruman was gone. I can only imagine he was just sitting in the background glaring at him the whole time.

Aaaand they let him go. Hahaha. Doom.

In which Gandalf, Galadriel, Celeborn, and Elrond speak in telepathy, wooo~

In which Sam still wants to see Elves, even after he’s been riding with Elves this whole time

BILBOOOOOOOOOO

BILBO MY LOVE I’VE MISSED YOU

Just the fact that the hobbits run to find him without taking off their coats or eating or washing up. That’s like charging into a house to see somebody, with your coat and shoes still on, leaving dirt on the carpet but neither of you care. It’s so emotional and full of love and I just aaaaahhhh— 🥹😭🥹🤧😭

Bilbo will never not be competitive, LOL! “I wanna be older than the Old Took!”

“How splendid! How wonderful! But where were we?” Bilbo I love you

“Yeah I was invited to Aragorn’s wedding and all that, but I was busy and I didn’t want to pack.” BILBO I LOVE YOU

“Didn’t go to the wedding because I couldn’t be arsed” is such a HUGE MOOD

Ohh, the melancholy of watching the weather changing and knowing you’ll soon have to leave

Also Frodo and Sam same brain

“Except the Sea.” Stopppp I’m gonna cry—

“To their delight, Gandalf said: ‘I think I shall come too. At least as far as Bree. I want to see Butterbur.’” AND ROAST HIS TOES

Aww Bilbo getting old and forgetful. It hurts, but it’s so sweet ;u;

“May come in useful, if you think of getting married, Sam.” 8-D 8-D 8-D hahaha yesss, tease the boy

Bilbo: “I don’t have gifts for you.” Pippin: “Okay, but consider: what if we sass you?” Bilbo: “Haha, you make me so proud! I lied. Have some pipes.”

Bilbo: “B-T-dubs, where’s my ring?” Frodo: “Er, I kind of threw it into a volcano, Bilbo.” Bilbo: “Oh, yes, that’s right! That’s what the whole thing was about, isn’t it? Silly me.”

Bilbo being just as interested in oliphaunts as Sam ;u;

REPRISE OF “THE ROAD GOES EVER ON!” SHUT UP I CRI

Just the way they let him nap for a while before talking again. It’s such natural comedy, and also very sweet and warm and full of love and just aaaaahhhh

Also Frodo agreeing to finish Bilbo’s work. There’s something so emotional about that. Makes me think of Christopher and all the work he did to preserve his father’s notes…I wonder if he ever made the connection himself. I wonder if he saw himself as his dad’s Frodo.

And we end with some foooooreshadowing….

Friendly reminder to everyone who complains that the RotK movie has like five different endings and that’s too many: The book is worse. The book is so, SO much worse. 🤣

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minaturefics · 2 months

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LEAST FAVOURITE (burn in the depths of the fires that spark in the soul) lotr character: go

(but I have a feeling it's denethor)

Look, Denethor is kind of a bitch, but he's less of a bitch in the books. Him sending Faramir to defend/retake Osgiliath is presented as a genuine tactical move (if i remember correctly - its been a couple of years since i read the books)

But GRIMA???? GRIMA FUCKING WORMTONGUE????

S C U M.

He sows discord in within the royal family, he poisons the mind of Theoden. HE FUCKING STALKS EOWYN IN HER OWN HOME HER OWN HALLS.

"'Nay, Éomer, you do not fully understand the mind of Master Wormtongue,' said Gandalf, turning his piercing glance upon him. 'He is bold and cunning. Even now he plays a game with peril and wins a throw. Hours of my precious time he has wasted already. Down, snake!' he said suddenly in a terrible voice. 'Down on your belly! How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price? When all the men were dead, you were to pick your share of the treasure, and take the woman you desire? Too long have you watched her under your eyelids and haunted her steps.'

Éomer grasped his sword. 'That I knew already,' he muttered. 'For that reason I would have slain him before, forgetting the law of the hall. But there are other reasons.' He stepped forward, but Gandalf stayed him with his hand."

EOMER (or better yet, Eowyn herself) SHOULD HAVE HAD THE CHANCE TO SLAY HIM

#hated him so fucking much in the books and in the films #replies

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mlmxreader · 4 months

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Nsfw alphabet with faramir eomer and Kuai Liang please?

all gn!reader

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Faramir is gentle and sweet, constantly checking in and doubling checking to see if you want or need anything; expect a lot of soft words and even softer touches. Eomer is trusting, he asks if there's anything you need or want and hopes that you'll be honest with him - he trusts that you'll tell him if there is anything. Kuai Liang is gentle, always touching you so softly as if he's worried that you're fragile, and always ensures that you have something to eat and drink, especially if he's been a little rough.

B=Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

Faramir loves your ass, the sound it makes when he smacks it gently and the way it seems to welcome his cock so eagerly every time. Eomer adores your thighs, the way they look once he's finished biting and marking them and how they tremble when he makes you cum. Kuai Liang is an ass man, but his favourite body part will always be your back, how it glistens with sweat and how it looks with his cum splattered on it.

C=Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Faramir prefers to cum in your ass, but he'll never say no if you ask him to cum on your face or in your mouth, either; he loves how greedy you are, sucking his cock to make sure you have every droplet. Eomer likes to cum in your mouth most of all, watching his cum and your spit mix together as you greedily try to swallow it but unable to stop the small dribble that trails from your bottom lip. Kuai Liang is traditional, he loves to cum in your ass and he won't really do it anywhere else; of course, if you ask him, he's more than happy to also cum on your back as well.

D=Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Faramir's dirty secret is that he loves watching you scrape his cum off of your face and lick your fingers clean; he can't get enough of it. Eomer won't ever admit it, but he loves it when you tease him by flirting with other men in front of him; he knows it's a game, but he can't ever stop himself from playing along. Kuai Liang tries not to admit it or show it, but he adores it when you masturbate; hearing your breathy moans of his name and how your hand works so hard to give you what you want.

E= Experience (How experienced are they?)

Faramir is more experienced than what people assume, although he's not the most experienced in the world; he knows his fair share and he knows his way around. Eomer is very experienced, he's tasted a little bit of everything and certainly knows how to please you; he might need some explanation of kinks here and there but it's not much. Kuai Liang isn't well experienced, but he is knowledgeable enough; you might have to talk him through certain things, but he's a very quick learner.

F= Favorite Position

Faramir loves to have you riding him, with your hands on his shoulders and your lips on his. His hands on your sides as he gazes up at you. Eomer's favourite position is doggy, having you on your hands and knees as he palms and grabs at your ass and the back of your throat. Your hands gripping the sheets tightly. Kuai Liang likes to have you on your stomach, resting his weight on top of you as he holds your hands and kisses your neck and the side of your face.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Faramir is quite serious, but he will also make a few teasing jokes to make you laugh breathlessly; he likes to see you smile and to hear you laugh as he's fucking you. Eomer can go either way; sometimes, he's making you laugh and he's giggling along, other times, he's all seriousness and he's entirely focused on making you cum. Kuai Liang is serious, but he has been known to tell a few dad jokes here and there, as well; he's mostly focused on your pleasure, though.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Faramir isn't well groomed at all; the hair is coarse and thick and long, a soft light brown colour just like what he has on his head. He doesn't see the point in doing anything except cleaning it. Eomer is well groomed, he keeps it neat and tidy, although the dark hairs are still long and thick and coarse; he likes to look presentable, even down there. Kuai Liang isn't well groomed. He doesn't understand why anyone would ever shave down there, especially given that the hair has a purpose, so he just leaves it.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Faramir is very intimate, expect a lot of verbal affirmations especially, but also a lot of gentle touches up and down your back; he loves to treat you like royalty. Eomer is quite intimate, as he likes to treat you as best as he can; he's more physical, though, so expect a lot of touches and kisses as well as biting. Kuai Liang is always, always, intimate with you; he likes to be as close as possible, both physically and emotionally. Expect a lot of touching and kissing and verbal affirmations.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Faramir masturbates quite often, especially if you're not around; he moans your name every time, always picturing you riding him and cumming for him. Eomer doesn't masturbate often but he doesn't do it rarely, either; it usually happens when you aren't around and he's got the itch, working his hand on his cock and grunting your name. Kuai Liang never masturbates unless he's with you. He has a lot of patience and self control, so he only does it when you're doing it with him.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Faramir - spanking, praise, breeding Eomer - praise, biting, possession Kuai Liang - Daddy, mutual masturbation, praise

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Faramir - his bedroom, but also outside in the woods Eomer - he prefers to have you alone in his tent Kuai Liang - the bedroom

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Faramir's biggest turn on is when you're on his lap making out with him, his hand sneaking between your thighs so he can feel you becoming needy for him. Eomer is easy, a slight touch of the hand here or a whispered word there, flirt with someone else in front of him and he'll be ready to go. Kuai Liang gets in the mood when he feels you press your ass to his crotch and when you start murmuring about how needy you are; if you walk around in his clothes as well, that's a guarantee.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Faramir - degradation and humiliation Eomer - spitting and name calling Kuai Liang - anything that involves calling you names or being mean to you

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Faramir prefers to give, he loves to pin you beneath him on the bed and make you breathless and buck your hips against his mouth. He's very talented in that department. Eomer prefers to receive, but only so he can see his cum mix with your spit and dribble down to your chin as you struggle to swallow it all. He is quite well skilled at giving, though. Kuai Liang has no preference, but he is skilled at giving; he's not the best, but he has a few ways that he can make you squirm and moan for his mouth.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Faramir likes to keep things slow and sensual, telling you how much he loves you and making sure that you hear it properly; he's been known to be fast and rough at times, though. Eomer will do whichever you prefer; he doesn't mind either way, as long as you're happy and you're comfortable with the pace he's going, he's happy to do whatever. Kuai Liang prefers to keep it slow and steady, he enjoys romantic sex much more than anything else and loves to focus entirely on you and your pleasure above his own.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Faramir is always down for a quickie, no matter how often. Eomer is down if you ask him if he fancies a quickie. Kuai Liang doesn't love quickies, so it's a rare occasion but if you ask he'll be happy to go along.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Faramir is game to experiment, and he's happy to take risks within a certain boundary or two. Eomer is willing to experiment with you, but he's not super keen on taking risks. Kuai Liang doesn't experiment and doesn't take risks at all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

Faramir - 2 or 3 rounds. 1 hour each. Eomer - 3 rounds. 1.5 hours each. Kuai Liang - 3 rounds. 2 hours each.

T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Faramir likes to get you some toys, a few anal beads and a few dildos, and he loves to use them on you as much as he can; he doesn't fancy using them himself, but on you? always. Eomer has very few toys, but it's only a couple and he always likes to use them on you; he makes sure that you know where they are. Kuai Liang doesn't own toys, but if you want him to get some or you want to use yours, he's more than happy for you to do so; he doesn't like using them on himself, and he won't ever, though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Faramir can be the worst tease in the world, getting you so riled up and needy that you're squirming and trying to all but hump his thigh. Eomer isn't the biggest tease, but he's been known to do it here and there until you're begging for him to touch you and fuck you. Kuai Liang doesn't tease very often, it's very rare and he only does it on certain occasions; he doesn't like to tease, not really, but sometimes it can be fun.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Faramir is very loud, expect a lot of grunts and growls, breathy moans and hushed voices; his voice could echo through stone walls when he's fucking you. Eomer isn't very loud but he's not quiet either. Expect a lot of groaning and panting, hushed noises that would be louder if he ever allowed it. Kuai Liang is quiet, moaning under his breath and often whispering in your ear; he doesn't want to distract from your noises at all.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Faramir likes to wake you up with oral; he loves to get you all breathless and moaning for him first thing, tugging at his hair as you try not to fuck his mouth. Eomer loves to fuck you when he's got his armour on; something about your hot skin against the cool leather and metal just makes him wild. Kuai Liang likes to let you be his cockwarmer, sitting on his lap and trying not to move your hips or to grind down against him despite being so full.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Faramir is thick and long, about 7 inches in total when he'd hard as well as 4.5 inches thick with a slight curve to the left; he's cut, and he's more of a grower than a shower. Eomer is thicker but not as long, around 4 inches when he's hard with a girth of about 5 inches, no curve at all and cut, definitely a shower. Kuai Liang is long and girthy, about 8 inches in length and 4 in thickness with a slight curve upwards; he's cut but also neither a grower or a shower.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Faramir has a higher sex drive and is often always down for a good fuck or a quickie if you ask him. He's always happy to oblige whenever he can. Eomer has an average sex drive, when he's in the mood of course he'll be down, but that's not all the time; some days he really doesn't fancy sex. Kuai Liang has a pretty low sex drive to begin with but the longer he spends with you the higher it gets; once he's fully comfortable and you've been together a while, his sex drive is quite high.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Faramir always waits for you to fall asleep first; he likes to make sure that you're happy and content before he even thinks of falling asleep. Eomer falls asleep sooner than you do, and quite often accidentally wakes you up with his snoring; if you wake him he'll apologise and he'll pull you close again. Kuai Liang falls asleep around the same time that you do, holding you close to his body and feeling you drift off as he does the same.

#lotr #lord of the rings #lotr headcanons #lord of the rings headcanons #mk headcanons #mortal kombat headcanons #mk #mortal kombat #faramir #eomer #kuai liang

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adeliniel · 2 years

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SFW alphabet | Eomer

Wow, it’s such an incredible feeling to finally finish something you’ve started so long ago!

Long time no see, dearests! Hope you all are doing great.

No promises and no expectations this time.

Just read, enjoy and feel good.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

At first, Eomer is even ashamed that he fell in love with you, so he tries to avoid any public interactions and even pretends that he is not very happy to see you. However, when your relationship becomes more serious, he builds a completely opposite strategy, trying to protect you from the attacks of envious people. Eomer takes you everywhere with him and with subtle gestures shows others that you are his woman.

B = Body (Their favorite body part of their partner, why? Do they like touch?)

Eomer adores your fingers. In his huge palm, your tender fingers seem so small and fragile. He could break them with one sharp squeeze, he knows it, and this paradox blows his head off. He likes to kiss each finger in turn, feeling your soft skin in front of his rough lips.

C = Courtship (What do they do to take your attention?)

At first, Eomer didn't even want to try to invite you on a date or confess his feelings. After all, he knew that he spent most of his time on military campaigns, and he thought you wouldn't want to wait. However, you began to spend a lot of time together when he was in Edoras, and rumors that you are now together spread faster than Eomer managed to make an official confession.

D = Domestic (Are they the type to settle down with you? Are they willing to help with chores? What is your daily routine with them?)

Yes, Eomer dreams of one day being able to leave the service and you (along with your future children) moving to a calmer and quieter place. However, today he can not accept the fact that you refuse to officially move to the palace and live in its rooms. Because he only feels at home where you two are.

E = Espousal (Do they want to marry you eventually? Who proposes to who?)

He never actually thought about marriage, but the longer your relationship lasts the more he considers proposing to you. It just seems right to Eomer for the two of you to be a lawful husband and wife. And the least in the world he would want to dishonor you or be the cause of gossip.

F = Fragile (How protective are they of you? If they are, how do they show this?)

Eomer is probably the synonym to the word “protective”. He would panic if you cut your finger or accidentally hit something, and he cannot live with thoughts that you can be seriously wounded. The man would be extremely happy if you agreed to stay home and mind your business, but if you don’t he would try to keep you as close as possible to be sure you’re alive and safe.

G = Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they like receiving gifts?)

He could easily forget about your wedding anniversary, but for no reason would he forget to bring you at least a small bouquet of flowers when returning home from another military campaign. He isn't really aware of whether you wait for something special, but he considers flowers as the best and most universal present.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Eomer does not particularly like to hug. He prefers to kiss the back of your hand (if you're in public), or to kiss your forehead if the situation allows. Usually, he initiates a hug only when you meet after a long separation. His hugs are quite strong, he presses you so close that it becomes difficult for you to breathe. Sometimes he even hides his face in the crook of your neck and exhales noisily, thus tickling your skin.

I = Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Unexpectedly, but deep in his soul, Eomer is very worried about all sorts of romantic things. He knows that he is not a romantic at all, but he is afraid that he will not be able to satisfy your desires and needs. He learns quickly and never ceases to amaze you with various surprises.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

With a cold head, Eomer realizes that he has no reason to be jealous of anyone, because you were the first to confess your feelings. That is, you chose him among the other men around you. However, a hot heart makes his blood boil every time you talk to other guys or when someone shows a keen interest in you. He never accuses you of being jealous, but sometimes you still have to convince him that he is the only one for you.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses always seem hasty and nervous, as if he hesitates, as if he is not entirely sure that you will kiss him in return. Therefore, kisses on the lips, he prefers kisses on the forehead. He gently presses his lips to your forehead, and sometimes freezes for a few minutes, gently stroking your shoulders with his strong palms. In return, he loves it when you kiss him on the chin. In fact, because of the difference in height, you just can't reach out to kiss him somewhere else. And it seems infinitely dear to him.

L = Love language (What’s their love language?)

Time. Unfortunately, Eomer has to spend a lot of time on military campaigns, patrols and missions. That's why every minute spent with you is so precious to him. He knows that you also have a lot of work to do, but the fact that you leave all your business when he returns home and devotes all your time to him means much more to him than all possible words.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Eomer is an early bird. He wakes up almost at dawn, because there is a lot of work ahead. At first, according to the old habit, he dressed for the service quite noisily. But several times he caught your dissatisfied and even unhappy look and later tried to be quieter. Later, he even got into the habit of kissing you on the forehead every morning before going to work to the sounds of your unintelligible growl.

N = Nicknames (What do they call you? What do you call them?)

You jokingly call him "My best Rohirrim" or “The strongest man on the Earth” and it always makes him blush. He also tried to create some funny nicknames for you, but he pronounced it with such a serious voice, that everything sounded more cringy than fun. So he just goes with “Flower Lady” or “Dear wife”.

O = Overture (How did everything start?)

You've known each other for a long time, because you both grew up in Edoras, played and quarreled, and had secrets. Then you went to study in another country, and when you came back, you realized that you two have changed a lot. Eomer saw the same. Instead of the simple girl next door, there was now a beautiful independent woman beside him who filled his thoughts and heart more and more, until he could no longer resist his feelings.

P = Pace (Are they fast-paced in a relationship? Or do they like to take things slow?)

The path of your relationship is more like an ECG than a romantic walk. Since Eomer has never been interested in a relationship before, everything that is happening now is new to him. Therefore, he acts in accordance with his own feelings and emotions, which change almost every minute.

Q = Queen/King (Who takes the initiative in relationships?)

Eomer likes to brag that he is the boss in your pair, but in fact he will not take a step without consulting you. Even during quarrels, he is usually the first to apologize, because your sad eyes do not allow him to live in peace and do everyday things until he is convinced that everything is fine between you.

R = Remembrance (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

That special day when you first accompanied him on his way to a military campaign. Eowyn usually played this honorable role, but after your engagement you were given the right to be a woman who goes along with the commander in chief. He felt as happy and proud as ever. Especially since he knew that in a few weeks you would meet him back home as well.

S = Salvage (What issues does this relationship help him to cope with?

Ever since you came into his life, Eomer has felt full, complete. It was as if all the pieces of the puzzle of his life were finally in place. He knew he didn't have much time for personal life, and the fact that you were willing to put up with his constant trips only confirmed his assumption that you were made for each other.

T = Tiny (How are they around children?)

All Eomer knows about children is that they have to have them sooner or later. He is not ready for his children now, but when he thinks about the distant future and perhaps old age, he definitely sees you as the mother of his descendants.

U = Ulterior (What’s their secret?)

He really likes it when you not only braid your hair, but also add flowers. Eomer sometimes likes to go with you on secret walks in the woods to collect wild flowers, which you then weave into your braids.

V = Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

From the outside, Eomer seemed to you quite carefree, or at least one who quickly releases heavy feelings and can move on. Later you learned that your husband not only keeps everything to himself, but also does not know how to share and talk about his pain. Many nights you heard him wake up and run away from you to the next room to suppress his grief there again in solitude.One night you just silently stopped him, grabbed his arm tightly, and then hugged him just as tightly, showing that he doesn't have to express his feelings in words to get support.

W = Wound (How do they feel about exposing their scars/injuries?)

Scars and wounds are an integral part of his life. Eomer does not perceive them as something special and would be very happy if his partner won’t pay attention to this. However, he likes it when in the morning you gently run his old scars with your fingers to wake him up.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon about your relationship)

Unlike Eowyn, Eomer cooks quite well. Even better than you. He is ashamed of this, because he considers household chores not a man's occupation, but rather - that it doesn’t suit a brave warrior. However, he is ready to step over himself again and again to see your eyes light up again when you eat what he has prepared for you.

Y = Yearning (How well do they cope when their SO isn’t with them?)

He is used to the fact that you often do not see each other for weeks or even months, so he does not feel much sadness. Eomer consoles himself with the thought that your reunion is getting closer every day. However, the closer he gets home, the more nervous he becomes, because he always worries that your feelings may have changed during a long separation.

Z = Zzz (How are nights spent with them?)

The army taught him to sleep at any time and in any position, but also to wake up from any sound. The first night you spent together, Eomer hardly slept, because when you moved in his arms, he was worried that something had happened and had to check if everything was okay. Eventually, the quiet family life relaxed him a little and taught him comfort, so now he sometimes complains that I can't sleep peacefully in a tent without you by his side.

Thank you for reading!

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#lord of the rings #LOTR #eomer #eomer imagine #eomer x reader #eomer x oc #eomer x you #eomer x y/n #eomer alphabet #eomer fluff #eomer fanfiction #eomer headcanon #eomer of rohan

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dogblessyoutascha · 1 year

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I’ve been sick so I wanted to do something self indulgent (like a kissing meme for some of my favorite Tolkien/tRoP ships). Obviously, I didn’t get everyone, BUT I TRIED (also my ask box is open about these ships 24/7 I’m feral).

Column A: -Aragorn/Arwen -Bronwyn/Arondir -Luthien/Beren Column B: -Elendil/Adar -Legolas/Gimli -Bilbo/Thorin

Column C: -Eowyn/Faramir -Thingol/Melian -Durin IV/Disa

Column D: -Imrahil/Eomer -Boromir/Haldir -Bard/Thranduil The unedited kissing pose pack itself is under the cut!

#dogblessyoutaschart #lotr #trop #the hobbit #the silmarillion #tolkien #kiss meme #kissing pose pack #turns out the cure for covid is drawing your ships being cute #please don't sue me that's a joke always go to the doctor when you're sick

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greypetrel · 6 months

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I see you've been asked several already, so for the Tolkein asks: whichever question you want to answer most, but haven't been asked c:

Hi Mo! :D

Thank you! The temptation to answer all the questions left was there... But I don't want to pester you with basically an essay, so I'll select a few x°D

Edit after writing it: *it's still an essay* Oops.

2. If you were the Middle Earth race that your personality most matches, which would it be?

I'm a Hobbit. Definitely a Hobbit. No love for being on centre stage, will eat six meals per day (listen, snacks are important ok), is very comfortable at home, but resourceful when needed. I miss the love for gardening, my thumb is very black and I have little interest for plants that I can't eat because what's the point. But Bilbo in the book dreaming while camping in the cold of a cozy afternoon spent reading with the kettle on the fire speaks to my soul.

10. Favorite performance by any actor in the Tolkien film projects? Bonus: What's your favorite scene with them?

Bernard Hill as Theoden always gets me. He's just the right level of intensity, melancholy and grieving because he's old and feels like he hasn't accomplished anything. The tenderness and the respect he has for Eowyn as his beloved niece AND a wise woman he can be happy leaving his kingdom to (Eomer goes with him to a potentially suicidal mission. He's saying, to me, that his heir is HER, not him). And his speeches are all-!!! The Pelennor Field's one always have me shivering. The words are nice, sure, but his acting was just great. All of the Rohan part is just peak casting and great. Miranda Otto did a stunning job, her singing the mourning song haunts me. And THAT SCENE where Karl Urban just screams himself raw when he finds apparently dead Eowyn. I still don't know why exactly it was cut from the cinematic version, it was a pity.

Andy Serkis. I am appalled that he doesn't appear in more movies because honestly find me any other person who would have delivered a Gollum in the same way. (and please Hollywood cast him in more diverse roles, make me see his face, he's GOOD, give him a chance)

Since no one named him: Sean Astin as Sam. REALLY. The way he can go from grumpy and pouty to bright and happy seeing Frodo and absolutely EPIC. He's a whole journey by himself. Favourite scene: I can tell you the PO-TAY-TOES scene by heart, mimicking Gollum as well. But his speech at the end of Two Towers.

And also. Not a favourite because it's down for lines that are not so good, but... I know it's highly unpopular, but I really liked Morfydd Clark as Galadriel. She's not Cate Blanchett, and she's not supposed to be. That's still Edgy!Galadriel that she plays, she's younger and still hot-headed and please read the book and find out that Galadriel is not an ethereal lady, she's a Noldorin and she can and she WILL kick your ass. Clark does it, she has the right look for it. (her lines could have been better? Yes. I still think she did good with what she had.) (I'm all for edgy and angry, more human-like elves, and thought I know it's flawed, but I liked Rings of Power.)

12. Tolkien's work contains a lot of interesting themes: devastation of war, things lost that cannot be restored, rebirth/renewal, holding true to one's companions even when it is darkest, and others. Which is the most important to you?

I'll try to be brief here, I could fill a dissertation over this.

But mainly:

“It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

This.

The fact that no matter how dark it is outside, there's the promise of light and joy at the end of the tunnel. Hope in spite of everything.

And the fact that it doesn't matter where you come from, it doesn't matter who your ancestors were, how tall are you, how much your people has been involved in a situation before. You are valuable, your help is not in vain, there's some good you can do. See: Pippin's arc. Going from fool of a Took, basically a baby thrown in a world so much greater than him... And standing up to the situation, in the end, just because he wants to help, even if he's scared. His taking the Palantir and talking to Sauron, in the end, is one of the biggest assists given to Frodo... and he's the member of the Fellowship that had the least reasons to be there, the least experience and knowledge to help the mission. In the end, he's just as useful as everyone else.

#ask game #tolkien twenty questions #petrel replies #... Tolkien has been my hyperfixation since I first saw the first movie at 9 #in case it wasn't plenty clear #(on “Badass Noldorin Galadriel”: I know Cate Blanchett does it in the Hobbit movie.)#(But I really really didn't like those movies and I don't want to be unpleasant on the subject.)#(I'm glad if you -reader- enjoyed them! I envy that you did!)#(unfortunately for me it wasn't so and to preserve your love I won't engage in any The Hobbit trilogy discourse)

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disterras-sims · 1 year

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modern au maybe 🌆

#sims: lotr #c: bard #c: eomer #just 2 mortal baby girls #hot single dad bard and farmhand fuckboy eomer lol

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lemeute · 9 months

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fic stat game

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.

tagged by @arafinwes!!

first-most hits: that would be And You Find Some Way to Survive. this fic is from april 2017, at which point I'd been fucked up about Takashi Shirogane from Voltron: Legendary Defender for about six months. unfortunately for him, I needed a character onto whom I could project my feelings about teaching, grad school, and being the only one emotionally responsible for various teenagers. he also had space trauma so this was like. perhaps not very fair to him. but in this fic he doesn't have space trauma yet!! only "my mentee is dealing with a Crisis that I don't have the resources to fix" trauma!!

second-most kudos: fdjksljf apparently Conditional Acceptance, which I think of as a companion fic to the above. more of the teaching projection, less of the Crisis vibes. I think these two are at the top in part because Voltron fandom was so big compared to my other fandoms, and also in part because the specific flavor of gen they are picked up readers on both sides of the Big Ship War

(sneaking in a shoutout to Severance, a Tatooine-centric Star Wars prequel fic which has the third-most kudos, because I'm still fond of it and the oneshot series it's part of, oh rise with me forever)

third-most comments: also a Voltron fic, because when I sort by comments the top sixteen are Voltron. If You Trust Me is abandoned after three chapters, and is also one of the few ship fics I've ever attempted (there may be a correlation). it's an Disney!Aladdin fusion, and I got sucked into writing it because of a stray "cut off your hand for stealing" reference in the movie; Shiro is canonically missing a hand, and I canonically cannot resist a fic idea that? involves amputation????* but despite this bewildering quirk of my personality please do not be alarmed; the fic is cute, what there is of it. my favorite thing about it is that a minor character who goes missing at the start of canon has been transformed by a curse into the flying carpet, and this is also a pun.

(*uh. there is also a prequel to this fic, Try To Try Hard. which is perhaps not so cute.)

fourth-most bookmarks: for a second I thought this was the same fic as above and I was like wow sorry everybody but NO, it just starts with the same word! If Only In My Dreams is. also Voltron. it is CHRISTMAS WHUMP IN SPACE.

fifth-most words: And You Find Some Way to Survive puts in a second appearance here (at 8,354 words if you're curious)

fewest words: ok look the one with the fewest words is a 72-word prompt fill that I didn't really like even at the time and I am simply going to link you the third-fewest words, because A of all it is still only 166 words and B of all I got only Voltron for all the other answers even though I've written for So Many Things and so I think I should be allowed little a Picking. as a treat. and C of all because and now my heart stumbles is Eomer and Eowyn, who are SIBLINGS and the bestest bravest darlings and all should love them. ok there you go.

with this set of results I think it is only appropriate that I should tag some of my VLD-era writing pals @curiosity-killed @demenior @lookforanewangle and then I will also add @kcrabb88 and @amarguerite :) if anyone else would enjoy doing this please grab it and feel free to say I tagged you!!!

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make-me-imagine · 1 year

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Taglist @'s that do not tag

These are the people who have requested to be tagged in fandom posts, but when I try to tag you it does not tag.

If you see your current username here, you need to make sure you verified your account via email to be tagged properly (especially if it is a newer account)

If you have changed your username, I may be attempting to tag your old one so please let me know if you want me to update it. Or maybe I misspelled it, who knows lol.

I will be removing those tags from my lists that are not claimed or fixed/updated in a couple of weeks.

For those who did not know I have a taglist; feel free to fill out the form here

**Note: If you are on my taglists please never feel awkward about wanting to remove yourself from a taglist. I get that sometimes fandoms are no longer your thing, or fanfiction for certain fandoms. So if you ever want to be removed I will do so for you no problem.

Tags under cut :

Usernames are in alphabetical order with fandoms in parentheses:

A: @aaannabbanana (Criminal Minds); it shows the tag does not work, but then it does once I post, have you been able to tell if you are getting notifications? @aquariuslavenderhoney (mcu);

B: -

C: @caswinchester2000 (general tag); @camelion-dandelion (btvs); it shows the tag does not work, but then it does once I post, have you been able to tell if you are getting notifications?

D: -

E: @eomerismylove (eomer) < I think you are now @kingeomerofrohan - if you want me to keep you on the taglist please let me know :)

F: -

G: -

H: @hybrid-omegaverse (criminal minds);

I: -

J: @j18284 (Benedict Bridgerton);

K: -

L: @linkxneptune (Btvs/criminal minds/Dw)

M: @mochamoff (mcu); @mimi-space (Bruce banner);

N: -

O: -

P: @phoenix1389 (Merlin/Shadow & Bone);

Q: -

R: @rexit-mo (general tag);< it shows your tag does not work, but then it does once I post, have you been able to tell if you are getting notifications?

S: @soultrysworld (911/Bridgerton/The Boys/Criminal Minds/Etc); < it shows the tag does not work, but then it does once I post, have you been able to tell if you are getting notifications?

@supersourlemon13 (mcu); @softheartedsnake (Bingley; I miss you </3) ; @sharinkashafv (lestrade) (@sharinkashaf < is this you? I think i just misspelled it lol)

T: @techssexythighs (thor);

U: -

V: -

Feel free to comment, dm me or send an ask to let me know if your name changed, or if you want to be removed from the taglist anyways, OR if you want me to keep trying to tag you for the future.

#taglist tags #non tagging accounts #taglist update #delete later

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fellowshipofthefics · 1 year

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ROUND 3 COMES OUT TOMORROW!! So let’s do one final check for Round 2. Submits for Round 2 end tonight at 11:59 pm CST.

THE RESULTS SO FAR:

Bracket A:

Thorin (8) v. Merry (0)- THORIN is in the lead!

Eomer (0) v. Dwalin (0) v. Dis (1)- DIS is in the lead!

Kili (4) v. Maedhros (0)- KILI is in the lead!

Elrond (5) v. Sauron/Mairon (3)- ELROND is in the lead!

Bracket B:

Ori (4) v. Oin (1)- ORI is in the lead!

Thranduil (2) v. Boromir (4)- BOROMIR is in the lead!

Aragorn (4) v. Erestor (7)- ERESTOR is in the lead!

Glorfindel (2) v. Fili (4)- FILI is in the lead!

Bracket C:

Bilbo (8) v. Faramir (1) v. Pippin (0)- BILBO is in the lead!

Fingon (0) v. Melkor (3)- MELKOR is in the lead!

Bard (1) v. Celebrimbor (1) v. Maglor (1)- It’s a tie! (All 3 will move on)

Balin (0) v. Smaug (1) v. Sam (1)- It’s a tie! (Smaug and Sam will move on)

#fotficsmarchmadness #monthly events #the hobbit #lord of the rings #the silmarillion

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whatmathgodwrought · 1 year

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Lord of the Rings Horse Ranking Tier

S-Tier:

Fatty Lumpkin. Tom Bombadil’s horse. This speaks for itself, and I will hear no debate.

A-Tier:

Wise-Nose. One of Merry’s five ponies. Descriptive name and probably good at sniffing out food. I know what I’m getting with this horse.

Asfoloth: Because the line “Noro lim Asfaloth” always gives me the shivers. (“Ride fast" in Elvish.) Also kind of sounds like ass-fall-off, so my bad Elvish translation is “ride until your ass falls off.”

Nahar. Blinding white horse of a literal god (Oromë the Vala). Apparently this horse was the first one to notice that the elves had woken up and tipped off Oromë. Not a bad biography for a horse.

Rochallor. Heroic horse of Elven-king Fingolfin. Actually stayed while Fingolfin challenged Morgoth to a duel, and stayed until Fingolfin died of his wounds. Attacked by wolves but ran swiftly home, where his heart gave out. You wish you were as metal at this horse.

Sharp-Ears. One of Merry’s five ponies. The safety warning about handling the ears is appreciated.

Shadowfax. Lord of the Mearas, it was said that no man could tame him, and he wouldn’t take a bridle or saddle, so minus some points for general utility. Luckily he was a bro to Gandalf, could understand speech and ran faster than all horses in Middle Earth. Gandalf took him to Valinor.

B-Tier:

Bill the Pony. Loses points for name originality (come on Samwise!), but gains some points back for being a memorable horse that somehow survives finding its way home from Moria despite being released and not getting eaten by the Watcher in the Water and crossing lands teeming with orcs.

Brego. A horse in the movies, but not in the books. Saves Aragorn by waking him up with horse kisses and carting him back to safety. Viggo Mortensen bought the horse after the movies.

C-Tier:

Roheryn. Aragorn’s personal horse, a gift from Arwen. That’s sweet, but it sounds too much like Rohirrim, and they might have to sue the horse for copyright infringement.

Bumpkin. One of Merry’s five ponies. You know, you’re just trying to copy Fatty Lumpkin, without the fat. We can see right through that. Bonus points for being one of Merry’s ponies.

Snowmane. Theoden King’s horse. Unfortunately got shot, fell, and crushed Theoden, so minus some points for involvement in regicide. Also sounds like a cat’s name TBH.

D-Tier:

Firefoot. Eomer’s horse. Sounds kind of metal, but also sounds like some kind of disease that horses in Middle Earth get.

Felaróf. First of the Mearas. Reportedly as intelligent as any human and could understand the speech of Men. Yet somehow this is what he decides to choose for a name, so how smart is he really?

Arod: A horse gifted to Legolas from the Riders of Rohan (so you know he did not look in its mouth, but maybe kind of wanted to…)

E-Tier

Hasufel. Aragorn’s horse gifted from the Riders of Rohan, but is only a placeholder horse until Aragorn gets his original horse back. Tough luck horsey.

F-Tier:

Stybba. Loaned to Merry from Theoden King, after the Battle of the Hornburg, this pony was better suited to rough terrain, and was too slow to keep up with the Rohirrim, so a bit of a raw deal for ole’ Stybba.

Windfola. Éowyn’s horse at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, which ran away when the Witch King of Angmar showed up. Come on buddy, I know you are kind of helping to fulfill prophesy and all, but be a bit more brave like Rochallor.

Obligatory shout out to:

https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Horses

#lord of the rings #horses #fan thoughts

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frodo-with-glasses · 1 year

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More Reading Thoughts: The Steward and the King

New chapter, let’s go!

Dude Eowyn chill out lol

Eowyn: “I’m bummed because I tried to commit sudoku and it didn’t work.” Faramir: “Please don’t do that. You’re too pretty to die. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, we all might die anyway, so you might as well rest up if you wanna be able to fight.” Eowyn: “But they want me to stay in bed. And my window doesn’t look eastward :’-C” Faramir: “Oh! I can fix that! :-D”

AND NOW MERRY AND FARAMIR GET TO CHAT!! DUDE!!

First Bergil, and now Faramir!! This just in: All of Pippin’s friends eventually become Merry’s friends. When am I gonna get my scene with Beregond and Merry, huh??

(I probably won’t but a girl can dream)

Tbh I think the Warden ships Farawyn

Faramir: “I’mma give you my dead mom’s cloak ‘cause it’s beautiful and sad like you”

Faramir: “Man, it’s been great hanging out with you. I really hope the world doesn’t end now, ‘cause I don’t want to lose this.” Eowyn, a genius: “This what?”

This whole scene plays out like a cheesy Bollywood movie. It’s so over-the-top. I love it X’-D

And then everybody MAGICALLY STARTS SINGING AT ONCE

“And his duty was to prepare for one who would replace him” 👀 John the Baptist is that you??

And here we see the healing power of love *throws confetti*

YOOOOOOO WE GET MORE GONDORIAN MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WAIT

Okay so we have trumpets, bells, harps, viols, flutes, and horns listed so far. I’m gonna want to answer that ask more thoroughly at some point won’t I?? ‘Cause I have didn’t have this information before but NOW I DO

Heyyy there’s somebody named Hurin! Hopefully his life has been better than the original one

(I can’t imagine naming your kid after someone who’s best known for having a son with the Worst Life Ever. Like, okay, sassing Morgoth to his face is pretty cool, but is it worth it?? Is it really?? Like the only thing worse would actually be naming your kid Turin. … They’ve done that too, haven’t they?)

ELFHELM!!!

ELFHELM SURVIVED!!

ELFHELM OF DAD JOKES I LOVE YOU

Hahaha hi Ioreth

“They are dear friends, I hear.” HECK YES THEY ARE

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RIGHT YOU ARE IORETH

Listen one of my favorite tropes is when people in-universe acknowledge the bromance as An Official ThingTM, so this is PEAK. THANK YOU TOLKIEN

Faramir: “I give you my stick.” Aragorn: “No u”

Goodness GRACIOUS that is a whole paragraph of titles for Aragorn. What the heck. Who is it in my notes that always tags Aragorn as “local man has too many names, local authorities report” because you are RIGHT

“Now according to tradition, he should take the crown from his father, but given that his father didn’t have the crown and is also very much dead—”

Faramir: “I give you the crown” Aragorn: “NO U”

And now Frodo does the task of a ring-bearer in an actual wedding, which is to carry the shiny thing to somebody so they can give it to somebody else

“HEY! LET’S HEAR IT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA!”

Woohoo King Aragorn!

WAIT

HOLD UP

‘ITS GATES WERE WROUGHT OF MITHRIL AND STEEL’??

YOOOOOO!! That’s a 100% METAL DOOR!! In a MEDIEVAL SETTING!! Even WE don’t have huge metal doors for most things, and we’re in the modern age!

First of all, imagine how shiny! Secondly, IMAGINE HOW FREAKIN’ SCI-FI—

BEREGOOOOOOOOND

HELLO MY BOO I’VE MISSED YOU

“And the king said to Beregond: ‘Beregond…’”

Pffft

I must be slaphappy, ‘cause for some reason I find his name being written twice in a row to be very funny

Aragorn: “Okay so you’re not in trouble, but you’re also not allowed to be a Guard of the Citadel anymore.” Beregond: “😨☹️😭” Aragorn: “…Because you’re gonna work FOR FARAMIR! GET PROMOTED ON, IDIOT!!” Beregond: “😧 … 🤩🥳🎉🎊🎈”

Aww haha Aragorn and Eomer hug X-D

Eowyn, to Faramir: “I’ll be back later, I promise.” Eomer, probably: “👀😨😡”

Aragorn: “Pls stick around, friends, I love you guys”

Frodo: “Pippin, you were wrong, Gandalf is keeping secrets again.” Gandalf: “excuse”

Aragorn, excitedly: “LE GASP!! A TREE!!”

Okay so lemme get this straight: Aragorn wasn’t allowed to marry Arwen until he found a tree??

Right. Okay. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m sure this is very symbolically important and whatever but it’s almost 3 AM and I just think it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all night

GLORFINDELLLLLL

GLORFINDEL HI!!

I’VE MISSED YOU FRIEND!!! 8-D

I guess all these other elves are here too but I don’t really care ROFLOL

This chapter really is the epitome of Tolkien going “oh shoot I guess I’d better include some romance in here huh”

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