#can't have milk

[maraiara]

My body is slowly Cask of Amontillado'ing me, and it's an interesting new growth opportunity for depression

#can't have sticky rice #can't have milk #can't have coffee #can't have too much sugar #can't have deep fried food #can't have Brussels sprouts #for the love of God Montresor #can't have Certain Yogurts

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[elystelleven]

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" (if you know, you know)

+ other versions:

#cookie run fanart #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #fanart #illustration #digital illustration #rendering #shadow milk why do you have to be like this #you're too silly #the sillies #I can't take this anymore #seriously I'm at my limit

[becca-e-barnes]

I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him

Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao

It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.

It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.

"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.

"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.

You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.

You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.

It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.

You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.

"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.

"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.

"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.

"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.

"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.

He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #needy!bucky #Bucky Barnes x reader smut #bucky barnes smut #sub!bucky #was this one something I've been fortunate enough to try? Absolutely. #and has it bounced around in my head ever since?? yep #I've got so many 💦sports asks #and I've been really hesitant to answer them bc I have people I know irl on here now #but honestly if my interests so far haven't freaked you out #those probably won't either #I made the best overnight oats last night I've been thinking about them all day #white chocolate chunks with raspberries and peanut butter #with oat milk #and I'm using that to distract me from the fact I'm locked out of my work emails and I can't do my Sunday evening email clear up #it's freaking me out that I can't get into them #that'll mean I have so much to do tomorrow morning #I'll probably lose my hour home on the train tomorrow trying to catch up #I love my hour to work and my hour home from work on the train #that's my me time #where I read my silly little book and chill

[tomwambsgans]

tom + greg + money + you value most what you've been denied etc

#tomgreg #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #mine #thinking especially about how greg mistakenly thinks that it would matter that the movie makes money #bc money really means absolutely nothing to the roys. they have it in such abundance they can't conceive of what it really is #logan knows he can just keep throwing out numbers until he gets what he wants #tom and greg talk about money far more than anyone else bc they ACTUALLY understand the value of it #and that's why they win! bc they know the price of a gallon of milk #but also ya obv had to tie it in with greg being something precious and valuable to tom and him wanting to share his wealth with greg

[pearlcaddy]

Extraordinary 1.07

#extraordinary #extraordinaryedit #jizzlord #jizzlordedit #usersitcom #sitcomedit #usertelevision #filmtvdaily #tvedit #userbbelcher #chewieblog #pearlcaddyedit #pearlcaddy extraordinary #he's not even saying that because he's a cat #that's just the correct opinion to have on skim milk #can't believe i had to type 'jizzlordedit' as a serious tag #s2 please give him a real name so i don't have to visit the jizzlord tag ever again in my life

[dollya-robinprotector]

To whomever wrote this scene:

✨🩷✨I hate you✨🩷✨

#I feel betrayed #no wonder he never ever uses his mouth during segg both for making sounds and getting anywhere near pc' chest #I will NEVER forgive this mf #THESE BADONKERS ARE FOR YOU YOU FUCKING COWARD #sigh #this half-ass mf he can't work properly like an adult and also can't behave like a good child either #at this rate Robin' biggest character development I could ask for is for him to comfortably drink pc' milk STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE #*WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYY* #*sigh* #poor my daughter #You mean I can not have the “nooo you can't give all your milk to our baby I want some too” scenario for Robin and Lya??? #*cry* #I was sooooooo gonna draw it but this #this shit single-handedly shatter my dream #screen sharing #dol pc #robin the orphan #dol robin #dol #degrees of lewdity

[makerofmadness]

Shadow Milk Being Spiteful(ly Fruity) Toward Elder Faerie- A Moodboard

uh idk I don't make moodboards I think this is what they look like

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #elder faerie cookie #Shadowfaerie #Eldershadow #<- I heard there's Twitter people calling it this? Idk I don't use Twitter but just in case people start calling it this here too #Elder faerie x shadow milk #Shadow milk x elder faerie #<- tagging thoroughly I guess dnndndndn for my new divorceposting (I have a second divorce to post about) #crk spoilers #cookie run spoilers #The middle image isn't fully visible like this you can't see the funny unless you Enhance

[anewp0tat0]

*kicks the door down* IM NOT LATE

Happy Birthday to our collective son!!

I feel pretty cruel for making dark art on his bday. but I mean yana said it first, it's not typically a day to celebrate. so I'm just following.. ;)

#really i just had this drawing as a WIP for a couple months now and even if i may not have polished it as much as i would have wanted to #time has left me to stay within my comfy little scrappy stile. and i think im very okay with moving on from this piece with that #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #yea #digital art #o!ciel #happy birthday milk jug #also sorry if you can't tell what his outfit is cause neither could I. I know I should have done more deep dive research #cause those 3 reference images barely helped #also yea colors are weird but i started in greyscale which is still an interesting stragedy for me. so im not upset #i know the whole reason i drew this was because i was looking for references for a dumb lil comic #and i saw a pic of him here removing his eyepatch and got emotional cause ooohh my poor ruined boy #so now we are here #tw scopophobia #happy birthday

[cuubism]

No questions. I'm just attempting to kill a man or two by pulling this out of my sleeve >:)

hoooooolllly fucking shit, mayhem you absolute madlad

i don't even know what to say about this. i'm stunned into silence. i'm shook. i'm just staring at it. this is so much to cope with on a tuesday afternoon

@magnusbae come get yeeted off a cliff

#you are INSANE for this. insane. oh my god. #i feel like i should tag this nsfw. this feels very unsafe for work. unsafe for sanity also. #i feel like we have been terrible influences on you. and yet i don't regret it #nor can i bring myself to regret making this cursed fucking milk meme XD #i don't even... hob's hand in his hair. dream's fucking... tits. help #you've destroyed me #i can't wait to see magnusbae's reaction to this XD i'm shaking in glee at the thought #and i will be thinking about this... for a while... the milk... god help me #mayhemspreadingguy #magnusbae #her little brother au #hob/death fuckbuddies au #dream of the endless #dreamling #hob gadling #you killed a man or two for sure

[bu-blegh-ost]

Hey, hi.

Sooo, I've been rewatching Riptide as you do right? And so I finally got to the episode in which Chip makes his deal with Niklaus and after refreshing my memory on that I do believe that we are entering the point in which Chip has to fullfill his end of the bargain and I'm so fucking worried actually. So first things first let's look at what Mr. Hendrix actually requested from Chip.

So in exchange for returning lost years back to Ollie Chip Has to:

-First: Make the right decision in the hole in the sea.

Arlin is supposedly still trapped below and in great pain. Niklaus for some reason NEEDS Arlin to be kept alive and he wants Chip to keep him alive no matter the consequences which worries me so fucking much. Cause first I was just worried that they are gonna go to the Black sea and find out that there is no way to save Arlin, that he'll die and this will break Chip beyond repair, but now what I'm dreading is that Arlin can't be saved in a way that matters. That Chip will have to make a decision between killing Arlin to let him rest or keep him alive and let him suffer, or even doom the whole world for the sake of preserving his painful existance and that...shit guys, just saying, we're in Black Sea now so brace your fucking selves, we're gonna C R Y. AND THE THING IS if Arlin dies SO DOES CHIP, so he really fucking Has to survive. Cause Chip promised Nik that Arlin survives so even mercy killing Arlin will be breaking a deal and Chip will turn into goop and that's just so damn bad jejdjdjsi

- Second: Supposedly there is an Orb at the hole and he can't touch it. I don't like the way he said it. Nik said sth like "not YOU at least". So what worries me is that he wants someone else to touch it and sth nad will happen because of it, but who then? Gill? Jay? I mean if they find a room with a suspicious object we can kinda count on Gill to touch it immediately, so I'm hoping that Chip doesn't get the chance to interact with it, even if he doesn't remember that he wasn't supposed to. Or maybe sth would happen if Chip touched it? Sth that Nik doesn't want to happen? Either way Chip can't do that now cause if he does he breaks the deal and fucking dies probably, so well shit.

- Third: When the time comes and Nik requests his favor from Gillion, Chip can't interfere. Whatever Nik will have Gill do, Chip can't stop it. He cannot and that of all things I fear will be the hardest thing to do. See, Nik never expected Chip to even come to him. But he was clearly glad that he can use him to shift things in his favor. I feel like whatever dark force turned Sakura into the Black Sea is connected to Alrin's life force and Nik wants the Black Sea to stay. It is messing with the world and unleashing twisted magic into it and I feel like he needs it to stay that way until Gill's time to fulfill his prophecy comes. And whatever Nik wants Gill to do Has a potential to be catastrophic.

Black Sea is definitely not the last chapter, but it's gonna be full of anguish and sorrow. Buckle the fuck up lads, we're in for a ride

#jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #chip #gillion tidestrider #niklaus hendrix #jay jrwi #jrwi #just roll with it #just some thoughts of mine #gosh btw chip made such a big deal #niklaus milked that boy dry #like i know chip is kinda thinking that most of these things he'd do anyway #but nooooo it is so much worse cause now he can't even make his own decisions #and who can say what he'd do when the time comes #there are so many things that can go wrong #like FUCK #and also now we have corruption points too??? #and chip is rocking two already #if things keep going the way they do this may be the scariest arc this far #mark me scared and excited #my body is ready

[peachssodapop]

They're like this to me

#zelink #loz #my art #Look me in the eyes and tell me Zelda wouldn't have issues with thinking Link is either gonna go to get milk and never return #or just keel over dead from Zelda can't have nice things disease #she has 4 dead parents and Link has already died once #I think she is absolutely laying in bed at night in Link's iron grip like “oh shit this all temporary”

[beaft]

if i develop lactose intolerance at the ripe old age of [REDACTED] i'll scream

#recently i've been getting nauseous every time i drink a lot of milk and i'm like no... please..... #i need dairy i need to have strong bones #if i can't have my mug of warm milk before bed then is life even worth living . for real

[chubbychiquita]

i eat so many pastries that the rate i go through milk is genuinely astonishing

#i drank a whole gallon over the course of today help #i have a tiny fridge so i can't buy it en masse #so i am constantly out of milk!

[liyazaki]

do you know how happy I am when I'm taking photos of you?

magic of zero: zero photography

#magic of zero #inkpa #milklove #love pattranite #milk pansa #this little micro set is all i have time to do in between vendor calls & performance reviews #if this doesn't prove my commitment to lesbianism i don't know what does #also ignore the noise i can't even see on this dinosaur monitor (i'm sure it's there though) #gmmtv #wlw #gl drama #asiandramanet #asianlgbtqdramas #mor gifs magic of zero

[luxlightly]

I'm just saying if man is the divine creation of God in His image and God is gone or dead or whatever, then human blood is the last remnants of the divine, ergo God's light can and should be replaced by blood IF IT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN.

#i mean if God is gone why does the council even have the ability to cut Gabriel off from His light? #because it's all just blood people #i have never played ultrakill #ultrakill #where are you getting the light of the Father council?? #you're not! he went to get milk and he never came back! #you can't prove to me it's not blood or analogous thereto