Scraptrap: *Dies*
Michael: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Molten Freddy: That’s bullshit! One month.
Henry: Nah, half a month.
Scrap Baby, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DADDY JUST DIED!
Lefty, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Ted: Relationships should be 50/50. Charlotte cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Queen Charlotte: Would you date a girl taller than you?
Brimsley: No.
Queen Charlotte: That’s a little shallow of you.
Brimsley: I’m gay.
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Finral: Are you sure you aren’t dating Captain Charlotte?
Yami: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.
Vanessa: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.
[elsewhere]
Dorothy: You and Yami are dating right?
Charlotte: Of course we are.
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Incorrect Hazbin Hotel quotes - Part 1
Lucifer, offers her pancakes: I made pancakes for you, Charlie!
Charlie, grabs them from Lucifer's hands: Thanks, dad.
Lucifer: You're welcome.
Alastor:
Angel Dust: You got fucked up by the short king.
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Matthew coming home late, whispering to Mr. Oscar Wilde: Hi boy, I’m back.
Charlotte, spinning around in a chair: Hi back, I’m disappointed.
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Dan: We're playing scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Ella: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Dan: Not when you're playing with Charlotte, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral." And I put "dog."
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Can you elaborate on why you think Six of Crows is overrated
I don't like the series much either, but I can't exactly pinpoint what it is about it that I don't enjoy and people think I'm crazy or something so I'm hoping someone can put it in better words. There's just something... tiresome about the books, idk.
I think the duology isn't bad by any means (generally a 3.5-star duology from me), but it's just incredibly safe even by YA standards and kind of relies on simplistic representations of conflict. And a lot of melodrama. This is probably a little mean, but I kind of feel like the book was written to elicit a "oh, you poor thing" response from the readers towards the characters, lol. The book spells itself out.
Plus, and this is rather subjective, but I find the duology lacks chemistry. Lacks chemistry between the characters, fails to draw me in on a deeper level to who they are and their relationships. I find it overly didactic and really sanitized.
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Michael: *Gently taps table*
Scraptrap: *Taps back*
Henry: What are they doing?
Lefty: Morse code.
Michael: *Aggressively taps table*
Scraptrap, slamming his hand down: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Ted: One time I went to hand Charlotte a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”
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Yami: Charlotte dumped me today.
Vanessa: Uh-huh, why?
Yami: I told her, “My love for you is like diarrhea - I can’t hold it in at all.”
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Melody's Echo Chamber similar artists map
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