The perpetual mode of introverts. Thanks, Ron Swanson.
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mini headcanon: one year to raise money for the parks department, the parks and rec crew holds a haunted house event in a shed in one of the parks. Leslie plans it out, Donna does social media promotion, Ben goes out and tracks down tons of fake blood (and chaos ensues making many innocent passers by believe that he's a murderer), Ann and Chris act in it (their hearts are in the right place but neither of them are good at this type of acting), April and Andy also act (they are so good in this. Horror runs in their blood. Andy is scary in a goofy way, April gives these kids nightmares for life), Ron stands outside of the shed silent with an axe and a ski mask (he scares the most kids), and Jerry went to the wrong location.
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Listen, I love unhinged space slut Julian Bashir as much as the next guy, but I have such a soft spot for oddly health-focused, stretches before and after, makes you eat a banana Julian Bashir too. You're getting down and dirty in the sheets, and he's making sure his quads are properly warmed up for maximum efficiency.
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THE black cat and golden retriever duo of all time
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Freaking love Chris Traeger and Ben Wyatt's friendship because they're literally just the modern day version of Charles "golden retriever" Bingley and Fitzwilliam "constipated turtle" Darcy
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let’s be honest they were gay lovers and april was their child
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can you IMAGINE if these legends met
the unmatched positivity + secretly depressed guy swagger theyd be best friends
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Chris Traeger is truly the most character ever. Every time I get really attached to a character I eventually come to the realization that this guy is just Chris again.
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ben wyatt & i are the same
• a mess
• likes math
• would do literally anything for leslie knope. she’s cold? here’s every piece of clothing i own. there’s a puddle & she doesn’t want her shoes to get wet? i’m laying down to be her bridge.
i love her.
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