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officialhouseguest · 8 months

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imagine trying to explain what’s happening on big brother rn to someone who doesn’t watch. like…

“ok so they have someone from survivor in the cast with her son but it’s a secret that he’s her son. the son has a girlfriend of supposedly seven years irl. BUT he decides he wants to hook up with another member of the cast. he tells her he only recently started viewing women as people. it works?? they hook up, on camera, on a couch in a common area. he cleans up after himself with bleach wipes that stain the couch. MEANWHILE he has revealed his big secret — that his mother is in the house — to this girl. she does not give a shit. she also thinks he’s talking about A DIFFERENT WOMAN in the cast, not the one from survivor. he goes along with it??? MEANWHILE there is a rumor going around the house that the woman she incorrectly assumed was his mother is DENZEL WASHINGTON’S SISTER. and the fake last name that the son of the survivor contestant gave when they introduced themselves to each other…. is WASHINGTON. so anyway then there’s this girl named Izzy—”

LIKE

#CHRIST ALMIGHTY #they’re only a quarter of the way through!!!!!#bb25

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arthursfuckinghat · 2 months

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Dude I get it I get why Arthur spends so little time at camp like aside from how that man doesn't get a moments peace from anybody who bothers him about chores or money or arguing, when the camp IS actually quiet Dutch turns on his fucking gramophone to play the same THREE SONGS OVER AND OVER

#DUTCH #TURN THAT FUCKING RACKET OFF #WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP #or at least DRINK in peace #TAKE YOUR SHITTY MUSIC ELSEWHERE AND GO TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH AN OUNCE OF RESPECT #christ almighty #you can't win with the gang #you stick around at camp and they tell you off for it - you stay away from camp for too long and suddenly you're getting told off AGAIN #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde

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ezzakennebba · 11 months

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will you ever draw references for victoria (PLEASE), james, laurent, and the volturi? just wondering

in time i hope to draw all of them ♥️ but for right now here’s victoria!

#twilight saga #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight fan art #victoria #ezzasart #myart #illustration #digital art #fanart #drawing #vampire #god she’s feral #have you guys read her backstory #christ almighty #no wonder she’s the way that she is #also she got turned at 18 #i’m sensing a theme

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genevawren38 · 2 months

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PHIL'S WINGS

#qsmp #wrenrambles #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp lore #philza lore always has hands #christ almighty

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dragongirlafro · 1 year

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and i can't believe i have to say this but no, nintenbros, neither TOTK nor a potential next gen console in 2024 "justifies" a $70/$90 CAD price tag. learn to resent video game corporations and pirate their shit

#vi posts #christ almighty

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celluloidbroomcloset · 2 months

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I cannot look directly at some of this BTS. Like...I can't.

#christ almighty #rhys darby #i thought the taika ones were difficult enough...#gonna have to go to the grocery just for my peace of mind

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cowboyunderscore · 4 months

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me because raskolnikov just loves to outwardly call razumikhin an idiot but in his inner dialogue he constantly remarks on how smart and kind he is and i i i i oh my god:

#was going to write a way fancier sounding anecdote on this topic #but #all of it left #im losing my MIND i love them so much #i-#god #christ almighty #crime and punishment #THEY WERE JN LOVE #‘god razumikhin your such a fool’#uh huh your thoughts SAY DIFFERNELTY

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bl00dinfecti0ns · 4 months

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can i say something real quick. i'm glad i'm not a woman because if i had to hear the male equivalent of "good girl" leave vessel's mouth every time i listen to "the summoning" i would definitely not be responsible for my own actions

#hearing the male equivalent but not as in vessel saying it . as in if “good girl” had the same effect on me as “good boy” would #if that makes sense (it does not)#this is not english idk man idk #anyways. now im going to be thinking about vessel singing 'or maybe make a good boy bad' for hours on end #christ almighty #sleep token #sleep token vessel

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kexing · 1 year

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It’s itchy right here.

#my school president #my school president the series #tinngun #geminifourth #mjblr #CHRIST ALMIGHTY

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isan0rt · 5 months

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I'm very tired of hearing the "why doesn't Kingdom Hearts cater to ME, a person who doesn't want to have to care about it. Kingdom Hearts should stop rewarding the people who are deeply emotionally invested in it and should instead care only about Me, Casual Fan who only wants to give a shit every 5-10 years or so, what about MY feelings" argument. Jesus fucking Christ. It's been 22 years. Suck it up and go play a Halo then.

#Christ Almighty #i almost had a physical fight with someone at a convention over this topic TEN ENTIRE YEARS AGO #I could not go ten feet in my Saix cosplay at a convention from like 2009-2019 without encountering like #MULTIPLE smug grinning chucklefucks making comments about the 'side games' all goddamn day everywhere i went #literally came this close to throwing down with the final one at like 10 pm on my way back to my hotel room #(I'm exaggerating about the physical fight thing but my friends did wrestle me off the elevator because i was about to tear that guy-#-absolutely a new asshole about 'haha every game since kh2 was stupid and bad I'm so smart for thinking so'#*)#they're always the SMUGGEST about how smart they are for being 'above' caring about the handheld games #sorry they feature women actually doing things and make you feel stupid but skill issue #God forbid you should have to care about Xion and Aqua and Namine and also use your brain

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engagemythrusters · 7 months

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no bc like. we get a queer show. we get a queer show and it's openly queer. the whole thing. the entire fucking thing. no coding. just straight up queer. and not just gay men. it's not just white gay men.

like.

it's so insane to me this show exists. that we're allowed this. i can't... it almost feels too good to be true. and i've watched it, so it is true. i know it is true i have seen it all with my own eyes.

but i'm so starved for any basic fucking thing that. i just. wow. nonbinary person? ethical non-monogamy? i got? i got to see that? and it's not a bad thing it's not made fun of?

god.

i just... it's so wild that something so simple just can't feel real because nobody else will allow something like this to air.

#representation matters bc like. i can't even believe the truth while im *watching it happen*#and i feel like. what have i done to deserve seeing someone nonbinary in a show? without questioning or demeaning or anything?#christ almighty #our flag means death #this isnt even about the new season btw #its just. yeah #wow.#LIKE regardless about quality of show or anything. it's just so WILD that it even EXISTS #and it SHOULDNT be wild it should just be the norm but it ISNT so it's just.#wow. yeah. i dont know how to put it anymore im just feeling a lot. im feeling a lot of feelings and some are good.#and a lot are residual hurt from all the times i had to wish for SOMEONE LIKE ME to be seen

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lazy-toad · 5 months

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Jesus fuck this has all happened in one day

#christ almighty #malevolent #malevolent spoilers

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posallys · 2 months

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episode 5 of black sails when flint says "this crew needs certainty, and I need their support to achieve an end which is in all our best interests. so we dance the dance. never was there a caesar that couldn't sing the tune." NEVER WAS THERE A CAESAR THAT COULDN'T SING THE TUNE bro I cannot explain to you the complete and utter way every single line said in this show comes back around like everything is intentional nothing is done by accident I am yanking at the steal bars of my cell.....never was there a ceasar that couldn't sing the tune.....i need to put the writers in a jar i need to pick their brains apart i need to know everything they were thinking when they wrote this masterpiece i need need need

#i should be studying bro #i have psysio psych midterm on wed. genetics and microbio on thurs. and chem on Friday I cannot AFFORD to be thinking #about this fucking show and YET HERE I AM #christ almighty #black sails

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mcmuppet · 8 months

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i am at WORK lando. can't a girl get proper warning next time bc wtf is this