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suiheisen · 1 year
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i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)
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laiostoudenn · 26 days
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Out of pure curiosity and fun!
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nicetomeetmew · 1 year
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This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?
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theblob1958 · 8 months
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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caligmaera · 2 months
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cant stop thinking about this scene
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bumblebeebats · 8 months
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"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great
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whilomm · 8 months
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happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!
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i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound TO BE CONDUCTED AT AROUND 2:20 PM EST wednesday monday
edit: reblogs turned off bc YALL READ THE FUCKIN DATE
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trainwreckgenerator · 5 months
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my evening
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mangozic · 1 month
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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black-quadrant · 1 month
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this couldn’t be said any better
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candycatstuffs · 3 months
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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medievalthymes · 11 months
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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borgevino · 5 months
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the allergy i am seeing grow up around small talk in any form is troubling to me. do you know how to make friends with people in your physical environment? it typically starts with small talk. do you want to live in community? small talk. do you want to have the type of relationship with your neighbors where you can run over and borrow a battery for your smoke detector when it starts beeping at 10pm? small talk!! do you want leeway from your coworkers when you fuck up something small? you gotta be able to build a relationship and that's small talk, baybeee.
"but i don't need friends and i don't care about community!" okay, lone ranger, what about the people in your community who need you? "but i have social anxiety!" me too, bud! we simply must soldier on. making up lists of questions to ask people helps. and people are predisposed to be generous, i've found. even if you make some kind of mistake, what is this but the natural give and take of human interaction? nobody is perfect.
you were not put on this earth to live by yourself and then die. you need people and people need you. treat those around you with curiosity and generousness of spirit and you will gain so much goodwill in return.
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Myself included tbh
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crybabydraws · 9 months
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HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!
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NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!
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^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^
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