#corntent

[notahorseindisguise]

i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"

and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."

and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.

#corntent #kronk #ace #asexual #emperors new groove

[tropicmisfire]

Cash app and OnlyFans is linked in bio 🥰

.

.

#feetish #fishnets #girl butts #mini skirt #tight skirt #content for sell #female #forbidden lust #premium content #snap me #twitter #sexy nerd #student #corntent

[tin-cast]

Cornifest Destiny - Oil on canvas 1869

#corn #corntent #tincast #art #digital art

[harleyharper1]

Welcome To Sluttt Paradise

#onlyf@nz #hotpost #trending #sexy ebony #corntent

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

i leave for a few hours an suddenly one my mutuals is jerma?

skskskk whats happening?

#corntent #ig #help #skdksk I am so confused

[ninja-chibi]

What is this accursed hell we live in? Were we are forced to sleep one hour less for just one day a year. To catch us unaware... hhhtdhjucgh

#tublr corntent #tumblr content

[notahorseindisguise]

gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.

#creature #creachure #gary larson #the far side #far side #comic #corntent

[noelashe]

witchs heaet would probably be my top tag everywhere if it had like 1000 corntent. well it does now but also i hate fandom i dont need to go in ther.e i get my wh posts filtered into my aquarium by friends and mutuals

#Im still sooooo territorial about it but like im chilling cuz the cartoon autism got me again

[gayteensupreme]

c o r n t e n t

i call this one "corntemplation"

#corntent #corn

[hellsitehypehouse]

it is raining loudly and lightninging loudly and thubderinging loudly. he doesnt like it very much. #vent. am i cat? maybe.

#corntent

[shablonkamightcry]

I have a handful of corns mutuals so I’m making a goodnight post for them. he’s gone to bed (or should have by now) so 

goodnight everyone!!!!

#corntent

[notahorseindisguise]

calculator wrapped

you put simple maths problems you should know the answer to into the calculator a total of 5430 times!

of those, your favourite was: 7*6! (the answer is 42)

you giggled at funny numbers being on the calculator a total of 420 times! 

421 times now!

your favourite number on the calculator overall was: 8008135! 

you still have no idea what over half of the buttons do!

your most calculated genre this year was: division!

we look forward to a great 2023! please learn your times tables.

#corntent #this is funny rb this #im proud of this #has this been done?

[notahorseindisguise]

I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️

thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.

i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!

#corntent #i cant. i cant breathe oh my gosh #this is so funny #a terf found my acct ig #and im assuming they saw my face from the video i posted earlier today with my really fluffy hair?? #and ig they assumed i was afab and a trans guy #holy shit im gonna cry #this is such a major compliment ?!?!?! #i cant even tell what ur trying to say #so you think. i dont. pass. as a guy? #im too feminine to be a guy so i must be a transguy says the terf #also #i did in fact interact with a terf earlier today #only one #i liked one of their posts (by accident. i only realised i liked it looking at the acct who i think sent me this) #and im sure its them. theres nobody else it could be #idk why im not naming and shaming. @terven i know this was you #open your asks or your dms or something i want. i wanna know what u was thinking here LKJDSAFAS

[notahorseindisguise]

politics is like one guy saying "a human life is worth like $20 at most" and the other guy saying "no!!! you dont value human life enough!!! itd be like. $300. or so. but no more than $400." meanwhile all the people this decision will effect are wondering why they are putting a number on your life. does this make sense.

#corntent