#couldnt be me

[oh2bloved]

When they- when th- whe- * explosion sound *

#amphibia #my art #amphibia sasha #sasha waybright #amphibia marcy #marcy wu #amphibia anne #anne boonchuy #sasharcy #sashannarcy #marcanne #sashanne #imagine coming up with a normal caption #couldnt be me #Sashannarcy makes me SICK #and ILL #i hope they explode fr

[twillean-sparks]

Can everyone pls help clown on this utter FRUIT for me rq 🙏🙏

#belos #toh #The owl house #emperor belos #the owl house fanart #toh fanart #twilleart #wtf did he do w his nails 😭😭 #couldnt be me

[askzloyxp]

babe are you ok you've listened to "friends in low places repriese" 36 times in a row, I promise you're not just another one in a long line of noones

#bigtop burger #couldnt be me #i got no friends period

[preluvz]

Haha I can't finish this today but happy birthday to the best boy!!!

#yamaguchi tadashi #yamaguchitadashi #haikyuu #haikyu #tadashi yamaguchi #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fanart #imagine not being late to things #couldnt be me #preluvs art #preluvz wips #wip

[odinsblog]

How Do Waves Not Break The Glass at La Jolla Restaurant The Marine Room?

If you’ve ever been to The Marine Room in La Jolla, you know that the restaurant is famous for ocean waves crashing against its glass windows. The real question is, how do the waves stay outside the restaurant?

The answer is relatively simple. But, it’s steeped in the history of The Marine Room, which stretches back to the 1930s when the Kellogg family founded the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club (where restaurant is located).

While The Marine Room seems impervious to the crashing tides now, Mother Nature has breached the restaurant’s glass walls in the past. The first breach happened in 1941, when a roaring surge flooded the restaurant.

Eventually, The Marine Room rebuilt — and, this time, used bulletproof glass in its construction. This invention helped the restaurant keep the waves out until 1982. However, the bulletproof glass didn’t fail at that time. Instead, years of salt water exposure had corroded the steel I-beams.

After that incident, the restaurant took nine months to rebuild its iconic dining room. This time, it used reinforced steel covered in Gunite — a material used to construct swimming pools. The Marine Room also upped the ante with even more durable bulletproof glass.

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#interesting #la jolla restaurant #the marine room #waves #la jolla shores #ocean #couldnt be me #noap

[munchymunchkin]

#pride and prejudice #lizzie bennet #elizabeth bennet #jane austen #twitter #meme #twitter meme #bookworm #book memes #classic literature #anxiety #vexation #literature memes #anxiety memes #couldnt be me #i could never #wish i could but i cant so i wont #difficulty: impossible

[pinkeoni]

TW for child abuse

Been thinking about this moment lately where Lonnie is hammering over the hole in the wall that Joyce axed to try to get to Will—

He’s literally trying to rebuild his home by shutting Will out.

If you pay attention to Lonnie’s dialogue, you’ll notice that he actually does want his family back. Now I’m not trying to give him any credit, this isn’t come from a genuine place of love.

Lonnie tells Jonathan that he wants to see him more. Again, not coming from a genuine place, as Jonathan points out, but I also don’t think he’s lieing.

When Lonnie comes back to the Byers’ residence at the end of ep 4, he immediately starts calling Joyce babe. And to be honest, if Joyce hadn’t kicked him out in ep 5, he probably would have tried to stay.

But if Lonnie does miss his family so much, why leave them? And if so, why not stay in town? Why move out to Indianapolis?

It’s pretty clear that Lonnie hated Will. When Joyce get’s mad at Lonnie in the flashback for not showing up, it was specifically about not bringing Will to the baseball game, not about visiting Jonathan or Joyce.

Now, from a base level, it looks like Lonnie was just them in order to get money out of Will’s death. If they were filing a lawsuit, using the broken family angle to get more sympathy in court, and making sure that he’s included in the payout.

And maybe that’s the only angle. But if you wanna get conspiratorial (like me) then there may be more behind Lonnie’s action then we are being shown.

If Lonnie was just in it for the money, why did he say that he wanted to see Jonathan before he knew that Will was “dead?”

I made a post awhile ago that pointed out some of Lonnie’s fishiness, indicating that he may possibly been working with the lab during his dissapearance.

Think about it, if Lonnie was working with the lab to cover up Will’s dissapearance, then doing a payout through a fake lawsuit would be the perfect cover. If Will died and Lonnie suddenly came into a lot of money, that would look fishy to people. But if Will died, and Lonnie sued the quarry and got settlement money, people wouldn’t bat an eye. If we already know that the body is fake and that the guy who found his body was instructed by the lab, then it wouldn’t be too hard to believe that they could be behind the settlement as well.

When Joyce finds about Lonnie’s plan to sue, we get this shot of Lonnie in the shower—

Now, narratively he had to be out of the room so that Joyce could go through his stuff, but figuratively, he is rinsing himself clean of his crimes. Will is “dead” now, he’s in the ground, and he has the perfect cover. He was can wash his hands of what he’s done.

Let’s take a step further and consider Lonnie’s past abuse of Will. If Lonnie was abusing Will when he was younger, and was nervous about Will remembering and telling, then it would make sense for him to skip town and stop visiting Will. And if Lonnie wanted to get his family back, he would have to get rid of the problem, which to him is Will.

Now, obviously Will is the victim here and not to blame, I’m just speaking from Lonnie’s messed up point of view. Lonnie is the one fault here, not Will, but to Lonnie, Will is the one who in the way of his perfect family.

So now the perfect opportunity arises for Lonnie to not only get his family back, but he gets a big payout whatever terrible thing he did to Will dies with him. It’s perfect.

#stranger things #will byers #byler #<- target audience #lonnie byers #tw lonnie byers #joyce byers #jonathan byers #byers family #tw child abuse #tw csa #evil evil man #imagine not wanting will as a son #couldnt be me #stranger things theory #my theory

[chibi-scone]

I love Derek but he is genuinely more insane than any of the other vampires simply because he willingly chooses to work retail as an undead creature of the night

#‘I’m a vampire not a thief’ #COULDNT BE ME #wwdits #derek wwdits #tbf retail is like prime hunting ground for stupid assholes to bite and maim so props to him ? #what we do in the shadows

[36beetles]

everyone who commented shit like "he's in the friend zone 💀💀" on interviews with noah and millie are soooo embarrassed rn

#how does it feel to lose? #couldnt be me #noah schnapp

[busket]

hate that "roman empire" has become synonymous with hyperfixations or obsessions like people will say "this is my roman empire" to refer to things they're obsessed with. because imho always thinking about the roman empire is kind of a red flag and a lot of the time it's a dogwhistle for white supremacy and like, "the downfall of western society" I'm not smart enough to explain further so I hope people get what I mean. Twitter accounts with marble statues for icons talking about how any abstract art is garbage. that's the vibe I get from most people who are obsessed with the Roman empire.

#be obsessed with greek or roman mythology thats cool #but like. the empire? #couldnt be me

[onyxonline]

Once more i need to ramble about how wild twitter people can be cus yesterday i got this guy who was like "erm achtually because Dogday and Catnap held HANDS they are a better ship than what you have planned and i preffer it that way"

and im just sitting here like "u know theres plenty of AUs that are Dogday/Catnap based right"

twitter ppl wild dudes, crazy would we live in

#ships are weird imagine making it your whole personality #couldnt be me #im a MULTISHIPPER #space riders au

[requinum]

from the one and only x

#those who stand for nothing fall for anything #death note #kiyomi takada #light yagami #l lawliet #drawing death note in 2023? pffttt #couldnt be me

[j2x3e]

Savage five-year-old son beat up low self-esteem father with comatose wife

#imagine being beat up by a 5yo #couldnt be me #heinkel astrea #reinhard van astrea #re:zero #re: zero #rezero #re zero #reinhard: u should kys now /j

[feminserts]

Imagine your first date with your fem f/o. You’re a nervous wreck. You’ve put on your cutest outfit and did your hair as nicely as you could for her. You can feel the butterflies raging in your stomach sitting across from her.

But she’s also all the same. She spent countless minutes readying herself to look her best for you. To impress you.

Yet despite the nervousness, she laughs at your jokes and you compliment each other. You go home confident that your relationship has only just begun.

#self ship #f/o imagines #f/o community #self ship community #imagine your f/o #scar post #Imagine knowing how dates are supposed to go #couldnt be me #selfship imagines

[eternalera]

okay why the hell is no one mentioning that when deidameia asks for patroclus' name he says chironides the son of CHIRON. THE CENTAUR WHO TAUGHT HIM!!! like honestly that was truly an underrated moment in tsoa. like he had daddy issues and he looked up to chiron as a father figure. please someone i need these two having a father-son relationship. itd just be so adorable <3

#Chiron #Patroclus #father and son #the song of achilles #achilles #patrochilles #skyros #Pelion #hes actually so adorable #imagine having severe daddy issues to the point where some centaur is your father figure #couldnt be me

[carelessflower]

magnus bane the first ever fallen victims of alec unacknowledge pretty privilege

#malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters #tmi #tsc #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #hooked line sink like titanic no change of submerging #magnus was running around doing demon summoning free of charge on a sunday afternoon #couldnt be me