#curse my shipping heart

[nocandnc]

Ummmm I kinda want them to kiss.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #maizuru #senshi of izganda #iyo #maizenshi? #senshiyo? #curse my shipping heart #anime screencaps #random babbling

[lordofluxury]

It’s not obsession, it’s just that you live in my bones, and make a home for me inside of your lungs and i know how you breathe and how you smell and all of your different laughs. It’s not obsession but you are the reason that i’m not killing everyone who’s ever wrong me, you are my light and laughter and the reason that I breathe

#signing off #our hearts bleed bloody outside of our chests (cursed lovers) #selfship #self ship #proship selfship #me and my partners who are not real but i still need

[bumblingbabooshka]

Troi'Pel [Check out my Patreon for more Telepathic Lesbians]

#Deanna Troi #T'Pel #bea art tag #tng #voy #star trek voyager #star trek tng #star trek #enough 'ew cursed' rarepair-ism. It's time to come to rarepairs with an open mind and wanting heart. #idk why so many of my lesbian star trek ships don't interact. I guess bc there's only up to two women in any cast besides Voyager* #I won't let that stop me v_v #their dynamic is T'Pel is reclusive and Deanna wants to bring her out of her shell since she can feel that she's uncomfortable and isolated #but it ends up.......well she pays her some extra attention #* that I've watched

[alabasterstoned]

♡ get to know me ♡ Favourite Ships [1/∞] → Dave Lister & Arnold Judas Rimmer

"The sun can't make moonlight without the moon, and the moon can't make moonlight with the sun, so who's making the moonlight?" "...They both are."

#i put a song in the notes lmao #i am literally so unhappy with how this turned out but sometimes you just have to put it down and move on #i also didnt want to use any au rimmers - no nanobots or ace - only the real deal bayybbee!! #Teenage post 56 A good boyfriend loves girl with all his heart. He not afraid to point to girl in front of hisfriends and says #''Thats her. That's the liverpudlian bum that cursed my dick'' #the thing abt living in britain is you can just think to yourself ''hmm i want to talk to craig charles today'' and then just get in the #car and go see him #red dwarf #rimster #red dwarf is actually something that can be so gender #gtkmm #gtkmm ship #mine

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

#most of these are rwby ships and imma be so real i couldve made an even longer list with just rwby ships alone #‘it aint much but its honest work’ -me being a multishipper #OKAY TIME TO TAG ALL THESE SHIPS. WELL THEN. man. really dug my own grave here #bumbleby #whiterose #white raven #rosebird #i like how theres a little pattern between these shipnames okay #super mega cursed idea is weiss x raven also being called white raven THROWINGGG UPPPP but also yeah that would be funny #one white raven i adore with my whole heart and then another white raven i would torch #kahlopatra #jnpr berries #i will NOT be listing each individual ship involved in that polycule holy shit #‘jaune we love you just as much as we loved pyrrha’ while in front of Pyrrha’s memorial??? like okay yeah sure gods GODS these kids #crosshares #clankie #shit hold on lemme look up these shipnames fer nevermore i only know white raven off the top of my head #okay uhhh we’ll go with spells and space bc incorrect nevermore said so and thats good enougg fer me #spells and space #boston magic #schneewood forest #<— one of my FAVES yall my reconnecting exes au fer Robyn n Winter is so <33333 #jkfucius #fairgame #spicecream #i wont tag each person bc tag limit but oh my god if anyone read these tags mwuah mwuah #rwby #nevermore webtoon #clone high #monster high

[citnamora]

WHYYYY WOULD THEY NOT PUT THE BRANCH POPPY DUET ON THE WORLD TOUR ALBUM JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE YOU SON OF A BITCH GIVE ME THAT FUCKING DUET

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls world tour #twt spoilers #perfect for me breaks my fucking heart WHY IS THE ALBUM VERSION JUST HIM WHY DIDN'T POPPY GET A VERSE #THE HARMONIES ARE TOO GOOD FOR JUST ONE FUCKING MINUTE UGH #JUSTIN WHEN I CATCH YOU JUSTIN WHEN I CATCH YO #HGRHGHGGG WHY #does this count as broppy cuz I don't ship them but it's supposed to be romantic?? I guess???? #hi sorry I am so normal about trolls *foaming at the mouth* #cw cursing #tw cursing

[mrstsung]

I want this shang but only the version in my head. Only the version i handcrafted away from the narrative and the hype schlock that was mk12/mk1. The version that is his humble beginnings,freshly cursed by the gods,former warrior of earthrealm,having a falling out with his former friend and mentor lord raiden and cohersd by shao kahn to serve under him thus betraying earthrealm. The version i handcrafted and carefully made with love. Tho it can apply to any and many of the various iterations of shang tsung over the years. I feel a young shang's misadventures is long overdue or at least a proper backstory that isn't overtaken and overshadowed by corporate meddling. (I would absolutely love to have mr.tagawa's input more on this personally,and his opinions and thoughts on my backstory for shang. But alas maybe some day)

But anywho. A young shang tsung would be nice but better written or given at least a better script.

Because mr. Alan lee is such an amazing talent. And i feel he deserves so much better as shang tsung,one of THE if not THE MOST iconic antagonist of the mortal kombat series. (As with many other actors and VA for said character.)

Like this shang's aesthetics(minus the claws gauntlets tho they are growing on me but they could look better. Maybe more snake or dragon motifs?),the charm is there,the feeling,the attitude,the actor does an amazing job,but the problem is....legitimately....everything else. When your "antag" is better than everyone else,and i mean that genuinely. Better than the script and plot,better than the protags,better than the other antagonists,etc. Then....it's not good. Of course i love shang and want a win for him once. Especially now he has legitimate reasons why he does what he does,why he is how he is,and you genuinely feel sorry for him,and want to hug him,give him a friend,ffs you just go "ah fuck man, you good?" Yeah. He actually has something shown at least. Not my personal flavor. However for canon to be bold enough to do so is shocking. But what pisses me off as a fan of both mk and shang tsung. Is that...

1. It took them waaaaay too long to make that happen.

2. It doesn't feel sincere even when they did.

3. It feels rushed and plot convenient. And centering shang's whole backstory around liu kang instead of well....shang tsung. At least it feels that way. It doesn't feel like the character has agency. So it feels like a half assed apology for doing shang dirty.

So that's why i don't like the story that shang is centered around. Now if we take the character,the concept of a shang tsung down on his luck,barely surviving off of scraps,even tho he serves a powerful kingdom and emperor with a cushy job as a court mage. That i would love to see. That's exactly how i always saw his og backstory, if you want him to rectify mistakes ACTUALLY FUCKING DO IT AND NOT BACKTRACK FOR STATUS QUO FOR YOUR "PROTAGS OR HEROES" TO WIN!!!! Like holy shit dude. Like crap,the Fanfics are better than canon writing and nrs knows it! They seem to even try to copy what we as fans to but fail so hard. But it's sad it feels so half assed when a "professional gaming company" is supposed to make this. But i feel its corporate meddling,and Hollywood greed that prevents this series,at least storywise and narratively from reaching its true potential.

Sorry for this vent. But this character I'm very very passionate about. But mostly this game series. I love this game. I love playing it. Almost all the games. It's my childhood as many others. And I'm not gonna stand for mediocrity and slander to one of my faves.

But anyways. Enough rambling. Back to shang.

Like mk12/mk1 shang tsung isn't bad at least looks wise. No more different than anyone else. But it still bothers me they all look "samey" and not in a memey,jokey,fun way. It looks sloppy next to him. Ignoring everyone else around him,looking at shang individually. Omfg he's a cutie. He's smug,he's the shang i know n love but just....younger. like in His 30s or so. Around my age. Which is cool. But....i still kinda wish his old man shang wasn't a ruse. I ignore it was a ruse tho so it doesn't count. In fact like i said. I'm rewriting the whole thing period.

Will it be kinda self indulgent? Maybe a bit self inserty,Yes. But i don't care. Because he deserves better than that.

We owe it to mr.tagawa. to shang's character. To all the voice actors and actors and amazing talent over the 30+yrs mk has been around. We deserve a good story,a better story,and even more so,a better fucking game. To play. To learn. To have fun with. Without paying and arm and a leg to even access it. Period.

Shang tsung baby you deserve better. So so so much better.

#mortal kombat #shang tsung #self ship #self shipping #💚heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #vent #sorry for this but srsly i deeply love and appreciate the character and he deserves only the best #apologizes for the vent #mk12/mk1 shang tsung #mk1 2023 shang tsung #my version of mk12/mk1 shang tsung is the only one I'll ever accept of a young or babyface shang tsung #i can't really ever hate any version of shang tsung this man has me in a vice grip of death lovingly of course #that's my curse of the gods tho to never escape shang tsung's little claws around my heart n soul oof

[ember-not-amber]

Bitches were so haunted by Aarmau being canon in every single series that they thought Asch from MID and Ryo from HeartPoint would be some equivalent to Aaron until they realized no, they weren’t bc their personalities are completely different from Aaron’s.

I’m bitches.

#aarmau was a fucking curse #my laurmau shipping ass was DYING #I had thought that asch would be Aaron bc he wore red lmao and red is Aaron’s color #aphmau #aphblr #aphverse #aphmau my inner demons #aphmau heart point #aarmau #original post

[arttrampbelle]

ok,ok,ok. Look I'm completely going FERAL(tm) on main for the idea of a younger shang tsung. Early days dark magic apprentice or just freshly newly becoming a master. Like freshly cursed. Freshly scheming bastard under shao kahns court. You know early days when shang tsung basically betrayed his home realm of earthrealm (srry not srry im retconing back to his og timeline. It makes more sense and is better lore and storywise from him to be from earthrealm and absolutely says fuck you guys im switching to team outworld because shao kahn promised me shit. Oh fuck wait,he trapped me and is using me as a pawn. Oh shit. Oh well,time for scheming) You know like he's been around maybe 90 or 100yrs give or take. His physical appearance is maybe mid late 30s. And he's still trying to get the hang of his cursed to whither and age less he takes the life force/souls of others. (You guys should know by now his curse. But ya know) but yeah. Young/early days courtly sorcerer shang tsung.

Like I'm so down for a PROPPER early days shang tsung that isn't plot convenient for other characters,that isn't changing his whole personality to fit or fill plot holes,that has him actually brash,arrogant,but cunning and very fucking intelligent and dangerous. (He got better with tact over time,look carefully how he carries himself in mk11. And then 12. And see the difference. Mk11 shang is smoldering,tactful,cunning,but poised and courtly. Mk12 shang is a younger,more brash,early days,cocky,more arrogant,less tactful. Bratty even. But he learned to be better thru hardship,war,kombat,torture under shao kahn,etc. So having the idea of him not going thru that. Is interesting to say the least. What consequences would be? If certain trials and tribulations never came to fruition? Like kitana succeeds to take down shao kahn earlier on. Like shang never got tortured by shao kahn. Kitana granted him a little bit more leeway. And due to her not really needing earthrealms help. Liu kang thus never really having that bond quite like they did. A loooot would change. And it would have been more interesting of a plot than what we got. Shang tsung being a bigger threat than ever while simultaneously being the only one person who they could have the snowball chance in hell to defeat maybe shinnok or the gods or even a corrupt fire god liu kang or all three. Like this would be the true deadly alliance. Lao and shang tsung team up anyone?! Helloooo. The blueprint is right there!)

But yeah young,smug,stupud sexy shang tsung.

Im down if the story is written better,if the story is written by competent people. Who care about the characters. The lore. And the game outside of hype and making it a "marketable plushie" (tm)

Like unf

Like look at a young smug shang tsung.

#*meows* #smug arrogant asshole young shang tsung?! yes plz! #gimme gimme gimme #mortal kombat #shang tsung #my version of mk12 shang tsung is just him in his early days in sho kahns court and freshly betrayed earthrealm and freshlyish cursed #legitimately you didn't need to change that much with shang nrs he was fine as he was bro #local former earthrealm warrior and chosen betrayed his realm for better treatment now is cursed more at 11 #self ship #self shipping #dont mind me im fangirling on main #💚heart and soul🐍 #my mk12 shang is more closer to mk conquest shang tsung minus the beard #if we gonna have a shitty game at least im making my blorbo palatable

[qiuweyballs]

guys newjeans ep two get up is sooo fucking ghostflower gwiles coded. like i go fucking crazy thinking abt it when i listen to it.

left to right: cool with you, asap, get up

you cannot deny that this is the progression of their feelings for each other from itsv and atsv. ESPECIALLY from miles pov !!!

#chewy thinks ♪ #atsv gwen #atsv miles #itsv #atsv #miles morales 1610 #miles morales #atsv gwen stacy #gwen stacy #gwiles #ghostflower #👻🌻 #my sillies #i love them #theyre cursed but i call it slow burn #dont even ship them but they make my heart hurt #Spotify

[morningfawns]

Oh, to be held by cold metallic hands.......... and complimented on my soft skin.......If only.

More Jared x Y/N

Another one for the Jared truthers.

Bonus self-insert vers:

#don't feed the muse #dftm #jared warrenheim #this place is not happy #self-ship #wow! two posts in one day #also i accidentally uploaded this to the wrong blog at first and promptly had a heart attack #and then my wifi cursed me for jared posting by dying #anyways! i wanna bite him

[nocandnc]

WHATCHU SMIRKIN ABOUT TSUGARU

He gave her his coat thooooo >///////<

#undead murder farce #undead girl murder farce #hasei shizuku #shinuchi tsugaru #TsugaZuku #curse my shipping heart #random babbling #anime screencaps

[princehugo]

they made Cleo a lesbian which is all I ever wanted but I can't even appreciate it because they handled it so fucking badly because this season's showrunners are allergic to having genuine authentic character moments that matter and I hate being upset but I AM

#seriously I started out with such low hopes then really liked the first couple eps so I rose my expectations and now the #latest episodes have been SO DISAPPOINTING. the last one was the absolute worst so far it was such a joke #i know this blog is for little kids shows but i dont have any friends and this is killing me and i just need to complain #'i hope they reboot your favorite series and make it woke and cringy': evil curse to bestow upon your enemies #like where the fuck did cleo liking frida even come from? literally out of nowhere. she hated frida and they had zero relationship growth #my heart belongs to cleo x joan but i would be open to this ship IF THEY ACTUALLY... HAD CHEMISTRY #it would have been so much better if they pushed the idea that cleo still kinda resented that frida was so popular #and her attraction stemmed from envy and other repressed emotions #also do you think a fucking teen girl from 2002 is going to decide woohoo im a homo without zero angst or guilt??? #FUCK THATTTTTT cleo absolutely called other girls dykes as an insult back then and now shes cool? fuck that fuck that fuck that #whatever. I hate living in 2023 #this is about clone high btw #topher was funny though I'll give it that

[rivianaaa]

When I started to understand and ship the least like canon ship even though I like the fanon ship, I felt my morals are bending and my stomach churned and the urge to vomit was overwhelming. It's like my body is rejecting that thought.

#for example drastoria #fuck they are so good to each other #like i should write a fic about hermione healing astoria's blood curse at least for i can do for this beautiful tragedy ship #my mind started to accept drastoria BUT MY HEART DID PALPITATIONS ON SAYING WHAT THE FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU DON'T DO THAT #about hermione healing astoria i should put theo to pine astoria and MY BODY STARTED TO CALM DOWN WTF #ao3 #dramione #drastoria #my body hates drastoria #my mind has seen the appeal of drastoria #astoria is a cool girl y'know she is the reason why draco doesn't have a stick on his ass and my fingers started to shake so hard #no shit im not kidding

[okurrroye]

Just watched the bear and now I have no clue how I’m going to survive without them until season 3

#like I just love these bunch of assholes #not at first but still lol #which is saying something because I usually dislike majority of the characters #i shouldn’t have watched it like I intended but you fuckers caught me off guard with a sydcarmy gif set #i refuse to ship it #you people will not give me false hope again #my heart can’t take it they’re already suffocating me #i will not go through jj x pope situation again #I will also curse everyone involved if sydcarmy is not endgame #it’s really annoying that Jeremy is the one blatantly sabotaging the possibility of them the most though #because like if he wants them to be platonic that could sway how the show goes if Chris did intend for them to be together #like it’s really giving I don’t want a black woman as my love interest #the bear #the bear fx

[theaologieslibrary]

Is that the-

The Waterstones exclusive signed edition of A Curse for True Love? Yeah, it is

#my book splurge for April lol #international shipping kills me BUT it’s worth it for ouabh #ouabh #a curse for true love #acftl #yikes that acronym sucks #once upon a broken heart #tbona #the ballad of never after #bookblr