Yang: *Sobbing over Ruby growing up for the umpteenth time this week*
Weiss: I swear Yang, you need to stop this. If Winter heard how badly I wanted to be sexually promiscuous, She'd simply ask me if I was alright, and then not to talk about it.
Yang: Fuckin' PROVE IT!
Weiss: Fine. *Calling Winter* Hell-
Winter: Hey Robyn~ I'm still feeling Last night~
Weiss: Wha-
Winter: My legs still feel like jelly with how hard you Blew my back out~
Weiss: *Shock*
Yang: *Shock*
Blake: *Nose Bleed*
Winter: ... Robyn?
Weiss: *sniffle* Did your vow of abstinence to Sir Fluffington, Bear-Prince of the Eastern Atlesian Tundra mean Nothing?
Winter: WEISS!?!
Weiss: Did all those Tea Parties mean anything at all?
Winter: Weiss, I can EXPLAIN-
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Ilia: How do I handle a woman with an attitude?
Robyn: Weiss?
Ilia: T-That is none of your business.
Yang: Save a horse and bend her over the tailgate until her attitude drips down her legs.
Robyn: Not sure that's how the saying goes, but I wholeheartedly agree. It usually gets Winter to change her tune.
-Somewhere in the Vacuan desert-
Blake: (ears zing to attention)
Weiss: What's wrong, Blake?
Blake: I suddenly have the feeling I need to give Yang more attitude when we get back.
Weiss: Really, Blake? My sister is standing right here.
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Winter: *Walks into her Bedroom* ... Qrow.
Qrow: *Laying Across her bed, Naked* Hey~
Winter: No.
*The Door Shuts behind her*
Robyn: *Laying In front of the Door, Naked* Hey~
Winter: ... Fine. You've convinced me. Help me get out of my clothes.
Robyn + Qrow: *High Five*
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Does anyone else ever think it’s really funny how the relative popularity of Schneewood Forest, Invisibird and Hellbore implies a love-triangle where Robyn and May are fighting over WINTER?
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When I say I like Schneewood Forest, I don't just mean "haha cute little gays now kiss"
I mean something more raw and visceral, like:
Winter: visibly trembling: hold my hand
Robyn: what?
Winter: just do it
They each extend their right hand. Robyn's hand begins to glow green as her Semblance activates
Winter: I am doing the best I can with the resources I have available. I am using my power to keep us unified, not divided. I am not a despot or a tyrant.
Robyn's hand continues to glow green
Winter, fighting back tears: thank you
She had just had to send in troops to break up a riot protesting the food rations. Salem's siege of Vacuo has begun to strangle the city's resources. The city is on the brink of collapse, and winter is terrified she is going to turn into another Ironwood
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Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.
Ships included:
1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)
2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)
3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)
4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)
5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)
6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)
7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)
8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)
9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)
10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)
11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)
12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)
13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)
14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)
15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)
16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)
17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)
18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)
19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)
20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)
21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)
22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)
23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)
24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)
25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)
26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)
27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)
28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)
29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)
30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)
31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)
32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)
I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!
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