Dropout is great because while on a traditional network nowadays you would have one knockout concept and be done with it never revisiting it again dropouts like “okay we love doing that now let’s do it AGAIN and AGAIN and make it BETTER and more COOL and more ENJOYABLE and let’s keep doing it until our hearts tell us to stop and we love doing it so that might be never so long as we’re passionate about it” and that’s so fucking cool, in an era of commodified creativity the enthusiastic passion for the arts that drives dropout is not only refreshing but heartwarming and cathartic as a fellow creative who would love to have the chance to do what I love to do like that.
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I haven’t seen a single person be horny about the elephant powerup in Mario Wonder, but I’ve seen like a thousand Twitter Comedians be like “HOLY SHIT IT’S A FETISH! LOOK A FETISH! NINTENDO PLEASE DONT UNLEASH THIS CURSED SHIT ONLINE”
And like, yeah some people are gonna be into it (and more power to you), but it’s obnoxious that a good chunk of the discourse about Wonder is people seeing the most benign kids-show-grade animal character and pretending like Nintendo just unveiled Ball Gag Mario or some shit.
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This week on Dropout: on Monday, the new trailer for Game Changer season 6 and a new episode of Breaking News, featuring Mike Trapp, Carolyn Page, Vic Michaelis, and Aabria Iyengar; on Tuesday, an extended Dirty Laundry cocktail recipe ("Paper Plane"); on Wednesday, the trailer for the new season of Dimension 20; on Thursday, a Dirty Laundry mocktail recipe ("Basil-Macha Fizz"); and on Friday, the premiere episode of Very Important People, with special guest Anna Garcia.
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Wondering if we’re going to get more of your Minotaur thing? It was pretty good and I liked that you referenced the actual legend
I’ve done two different versions but since you’re talking about how I referenced Greek mythology I think you mean this one.
Minotaur and you had grown close. Even though he hadn’t felt like he could be inside of you yet, he filled you with his fingers randomly. Pushing a finger deeply inside of you, curling it and stretching you out. You would whine, arching towards him, his finger just by itself stretching you more than you imagined it could.
“We can try now, couldn’t we?” you moaned one day, rocking your hips down onto his finger, desperate for more of him.
He hesitated, his long tongue darting out to wet his lips. “I don’t know…”
“Please. Please I need it,” you whimpered, grabbing at his shoulders, trying to bring him closer to you.
He kissed you softly as he slowly pulled his finger out of you. A sigh left your lips as you felt that, but that turned to a groan of approval as the head of his huge cock grinded against your dripping cunt. You eagerly pushed back against him, panting and moaning for him to just put it in already.
Despite how he was raised, alone and without any kind contact, he was still gentle with you. He propped himself up on one hand, using the other to hold his cock as he slowly pushed it inside of you. Even when you tried to push back on him, wanting to feel all of him inside of you, he held you close to him, only letting himself push in inch by inch so he didn’t hurt you.
“It’s hard for me too. Just hang on,” he grunted as you begged for him, his coarse hands clinging to your soft body.
All you could do was whimper slightly, wishing for more but not wanting to rush him. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, he bottomed out inside of you. “Yes, yes,” you cried, grabbing onto his shoulders, his horns, then his neck, latching onto him.
That unlocked something inside of him. While he still held you, leaving sloppy kisses on your neck, your shoulders, anywhere he could reach, he slammed into you, forcing your small body to jerk in his arms with each thrust. He grunted and moaned, nearly panting, as he crammed himself inside of you. The makeshift bed you made for him forced the floorboards under you to creak. He used one hand to protect your head right before it hit the wall, using that opportunity to push you back down on his cock as he pushed up into you.
“So good. S’good,” he slurred in almost a drunk sounding voice as he ravaged you.
All you could do was bury your head in his chest until with one more thrust, he pushed into you, unloading pump after pump of cum. Afterwards, he slumped down, slowly dragging his cock out of your stuffed cunt.
You don’t say anything as you trail your fingers down his back, not wincing at the scars there. Instead you kiss the tip of his nose, then his lips. He smiled sheepishly, looking away.
“That was…”
“Wonderful,” you chimed in, tugging on him slightly so he’d lay down next to you.
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Prizes on Dropout Gameshows:
Um, Actually: bragging rights
Make Some Noise: this cheap ear-shaped trophy we made
Dirty Laundry: a branded cocktail set
Game Changer: A Nintendo Switch! Hundreds of dollars! Fuck it, ROUND TRIP TICKET TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
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my favorite thing about the dropout community is that anytime i see someone post something like “this might be what gets me to sign up for dropout” there are no less than five people responding like “do it!! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!!!” and i love that for us. we’re all so excited about our silly little streaming service <3
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