I went to see an opera about the jazz age and then, while biking back home, stopped dead to listen to some performers at a street fair sing "Dust in the Wind"---at least, before they lurched into a laughing "Happy Birthday" at the crowd's request. I pedaled the rest of the way home singing to myself, so actually, everything in the world is wonderful and good. I can't believe my brain repeatedly tricks me into thinking otherwise.
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The thing w the silly "no one does anything on this site" poll post that makes it so funny is that people TALK on here like they do things and then just...don't. And it's fine to not do things! But when someone who has never had sex talks about being a slut or someone who does not interact with their local lgbt community in real life calls themselves a "queer elder" it's just funny to me idk. Not just the "no one does anything" site but the role playing site. But instead of pretending to be a kickass centaur you're pretending to have an offline social life.
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I actually think aziraphale and crowley have been having sex for years and years and years and the kiss was monumentally significant because it was a romantic kiss and crowley was explicitly saying ‘I’m in love with you’ whereas whenever they had sex before they were like ‘it’s just sex… just a little human indulgence… doesn’t mean anything…’ and aziraphale could see it as eating or drinking—he was lying to himself of course but still
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The fact that Riddle's dick is average sized means it would be easier for you to take him entirely in your mouth. So that's definitely a plus in my book, it would make me feel accomplished lmao
Yes!!! Good mindset to have!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
What’s so great about Riddle is he’s so touch-starved and so very inexperienced, so it’s fairly easy to get him to cum and even easier to rile him up/fluster him. <3 all it really takes is some smoldering eye contact, tell him he’s your good boy, take him fully in your mouth and he’s gone. Tears rolling down his cheeks, fingers buried in your hair, sloppily bucking his hips because your mouth is so warm and wet and it feels so good inside. Either that, or he’s biting his wrist so you won’t hear how obscenely vocal he is, all whines and whimpers and gasps and groans.
Although I think once Riddle feels more confident with sex he is so fun and hot (not that he wasn’t before). You just have to spend some time getting him to realize he has certain tastes and kinks because he’s probably never thought about it much before, far too consumed with academics and other responsibilities to consider his preferences. He’ll press the toe of his heeled boot into your crotch, trace a riding crop along your thighs or ass, maybe even mark you with a few hickeys if he’s daring and feeling particularly envious or playful. And maybe leave some on him in return in places that are difficult to hide just so he can gripe about it (i.e. he likes the way the love bites look on him because they came from you, and maybe he’ll be just a little bold and let one peek out. Although I think he’ll quickly grow flustered if Cater or Ace tease him or if Trey gives him a knowing smirk and then it’s back to being swiftly covered).
After all, this is how he looks when smirking. You can’t tell me he wouldn’t be occasionally devious or possessive with you!
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maybe I just missed something but I’m kind of confused about where everyone’s getting the idea that Top is an addict from. I got the impression he just used drugs casually?
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the opposite of "judging someone for their lack of virginity" isnt "judging someone for their virginity" you fucking spikenard its "not judging someone for their virginity or lack thereof." i thought we went over this. you're so fucking boring.
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idk i think if a person brags abt having sex at 16 taht should be something you should be concerned about maybe instead of getting angry at them. i had sex at 16 and it was not good nor normal nor healthy for me to do that becasue nobody ever taught me how to properly care for myself or assert boundaries (i didnt evn have any i was 16!) and it led to a pretty consistent trauma that fucks me up to this day. i started drinking at 14 and while im mostly clean of alcohol now i still struggle w it from time to time and its been ten years since then. my teenage years were obliterated by drinking and sex and i was by every metric "hitting a social norm" wiht these things that again. destoryed my teenage years so completely i genuinely barely remember them and im only 24! (and i didnt evn benefit from Hitting Those Social Norms anwyasy because i was alcoholic and that isnt ok. and i was havibg gay sex and that isnt ok. and im a woman having sex and that isnt ok. none of tehse things benefitted me to do at all and infact made my life infinitely worse) and i dont tihnk many other people who were doing these things at thsi time in their lives have even realized maybe they did thsoe things because of bad things in their lives. but wat do i know...
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