#drunk rook

[9ragonmew]

im not afraid of death because firestar died so its cool

#personal #warrior cats #wc #blazed #drunk rook

[robo-milky]

OC x Canon Week Day 4: Western AU:

Rook as your local slinger and Cloche as everybody’s favourite saloon gal boy. Rook’s presence is both a blessing and a curse, since he’d always buy drinks for everyone *but* himself. The owner is one more ‘Rook Visit’ away from questioning if Cloche is getting attached (she already is).

Apparently customers would buy saloon girls drinks and the bar owners swapped the alcohol out for tea/coloured alternatives to keep sales up AND for their employees to not get drunk on the job.

#my og idea was to do a role reversal #but then I got frustrated trying to design rook’s saloon outfit #like even with rook as a saloon boy is so fitting— like he’d act so unassuming but listen to every drunk ramble a customer says #my art #oc: cloche🎊 #rook x cloche #rookloche #rook hunt #twst rook #rook x oc #rook x yuu #twst yume #twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst ocs #twst yuu #yuusona #twst art #twisted wonderland art #oc x canon week #twst oc x canon #oc x canon week 2023 #twst au #twisted wonderland au #cat scribblez 🌸

[onecoolcatlover]

Thanks for 100 likes! Inspried by these two post I found on Pinterest…..

I bring you Jacob Frye the rook gang Frye

Chorus:Jacob Frye the Rook gang Frye !

(Deep Voice: Jacob Frye the Rook gang Frye !)

Rook, Rook, Rook,

Rook, Rook, Rook,

Jacob Frye the Rook gang Frye !

(Female Voice: Rooks shall rule!)

Jacob Frye the Rook gang Frye !)

(Female Voice: Green is a property of rooks.)

Rook, Rook, Rook,

Rook, Rook, Rook,

Jacob Frye the Rook gang Frye !

Rook, Rook, Rook, Rook

Rook, Rook, Rook, Rook

Rook Rook

Jacob Frye the Rook gang Frye !

#assassin's creed #assassin's creed syndicate #jacob frye #Evie would hate this #Imangine Jacob getting drunk and screaming this from the roofs of London #the man loves his rooks! #Rooks Evie! #Evie is currently banging her head angainsr the wall #evie frye

[roughridingrednecks]

Rook

#rook #chinstrap #chin beard #drunk #redneck #smoker #cap #cigarette

[merakiui]

omg getting tag teamed by trey and cater while drunk in these tags !! your brain is massive as always 🫶🫶

also cater getting serious orz i never knew i needed mean(er) cater in my life but i'll 100% be brainrotting about that for the forseeable future!!!

[also trey changing the flavor of his own shots in the original drunk reader post. he's so mean >:o!! (i love him still)]

Yes!!! Just two kind and helpful upperclassmen helping you when you’re drunk. <3 aren’t they so sweet?

Serious Cater is always so fun to think about. I love the idea of him dropping his outgoing, extroverted side and becoming more colder or less cheerful when you’re drunk because you’re too intoxicated to realize the shift, so you won’t ask any questions if his tone isn’t what you’re used to. It’s such a shock to hear him sound anything less than cheery, but I think it’s so good to think about. orz I love a serious Cater who doesn’t have to keep up any masks when you’re drunk.

Trey is so sneaky. (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) !!!! His UM is very useful during drinking games because he can trick you into drinking more simply by changing the taste so it will go down easier. And you would not expect him to do such a thing because he has such a kind face and he is so patient and sweet. But it is exactly that type you have to watch out for!! (I also love him despite his mischievous behavior hehe.)

#twisted chit chat #h2o2-and-baking-soda #oh!!! being tag-teamed by the housewarden + vice housewarden duos while you are drunk... #with trey and riddle it is essentially trey easing a very embarrassed and inexperienced riddle into sex #while assuring him that you will like it and so will riddle so he shouldn't worry and should just move his hips more #so that your mouth takes trey deeper #with azul and jade it's a competition to see who is better at railing you dumb and filling you the most #leona and ruggie is also a competition of sorts #but it's more so leona proving he can wring the most orgasms out of you without putting in too much effort #vil and rook is just the most nasty sex you will ever have #vil can be as filthy as he wants because you're too drunk so you won't remember if he looked anything less than beautiful during it #and rook will always be there to hype him up and say he's beautiful no matter what <3 so it's a very good time for everyone #kalim and jamil... also very messy sex so many positions because kalim can never settle on one for long enough #kalim's making you drink more while jamil's pounding into you from behind <3 he holds the glass to your lips and praises you so sweetly #malleus and lilia are fun because i think they also might engage in a little rivalry over who can make you feel the best >:) #i think they will also dote on you the entire time #you're on the brink of overstimulation and tears are in your eyes but they will both smile down at you and coo so sweetly #telling you you're doing well and that you are so good for them

[seedofjoseph]

John Seed and his boys pull up to The Spread Eagle guns blazing and demand Mary May hand over every single bottle of whatever the Junior Deputy's drink of choice is.

Later that night, he gloats about being the only one in the Valley capable of quenching their thirst. And, of course, he does all of this publicly, over the radio, to draw them out.

The next morning, Joseph Seed himself lands his helicopter at the Ranch to give his baby brother a proper scolding away from prying eyes and ears, only to find him treating a hungover Deputy and cleaning up their new Gluttony tramp scar.

Addendum: I reworked this prompt into an actual porn fanfic

#john seed #john seed x deputy #john seed x deputy rook #the deputy #deputy rook #this isn't even a shitpost #this is straight-up crack #I promise I'm not drunk #far cry 5

[burning-academia-if]

Em, do any of the ro's have ink on them?

Beck is the only RO with a tattoo! He just has the Puerto Rican flag + the Taíno symbol for sun, but he's 100% planning on getting more!

??? and Rook are also the most likely/willing to get tattoos outside of Beck. In an alt timeline ??? would have had their entire back done with one of those elaborate designs that takes months and a quarter fortune to finish lol If Rook got a tattoo the first one would be very dumb and likely done on a dare

#em answers #ch: beck #ch: rook #ch: ??? #Rook talking shit while drunk and waking up to the consequences in the morning and his friends are like 'lol ooooh backing out now huh?' #but no he commits to the bit #anyway Beck would get some pretty florals and things related to his interest #idk what ???'s back tattoo would be like but the center piece would be the phases of the moon on their spine

[hellhoundstooth]

I think she hates this more than the traditional cone

#the rook(ie) #but the other cone was messing with her whiskers and she seemed drunk all the time

[neige-leblanche]

beauty of beauties

#txt #he is 1 hour ahead #happy new year dearest angels. my friends across the globe #alcohol cw #bc yah #have been conversing with my homie the past several hours shes such a good conversation partner. beautiful girl blonde hair just like rook. #and i said ive never been this drunk on new years i feel like its a rite of passage #she & me together tho. going through life together & conquering the world as only lifelong friends can. we both think we might have autism b #but have not been diagnosed. peace and love on planet earth. #happy 2024 wishing all of you a prosperous year ofc love you you are all angels mwah

[sodorsteam]

AHAHAHAH PLEASE SEE THIS PICTURE MY FRIEND WHO I SAID REALLY LIKED ROOK DREW FOR ME TODAY. THAT’S THEM. PERVING ON MY BOY. I’M 100000% FUCKING BEHIND THIS.

#rook 141 #ahahahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH LOVE DRUNK

[cryptid-kay]

What's this? What's this?

It's a second art drop.

Yw. Just some random Christmas art of my MC's that my mucus riddled brain decided to jot down while I was stuck working for the holiday. I hope you enjoy the shenanigan's of Merry Solstice, spiked cocoa, and Iaso fighting Rook for Emris.

#some art i did i suppose #christmas #xmas art #corvenn worship the sun therefore yes Rook and Elijahs shirts say Merry Solsitce #they are definitely not drunk #yes they are #that hot cocoa is spiked #fantasy #writeblr #my artwork #shenanigans

[9ragonmew]

yes

#personal #pokemon #blazed #drunk rook

[penofdamocles]

I haven’t posted any pictures of water since that became their big whole thing it feels weird that’s their /thing/ but I look at water too sometimes. I go to the beach, I even drink it on occasion. Water’s not /that/ big a deal. I can move it with my energy too, it’s called throwing a pitcher of water into your face.

#Rook doesn't have a monopoly on water content I'm gonna post bodies of water and there's nothing they can do to stop me. #I've drank water at the beach too that's always interesting. #I've drunk? I drinked? #I had drunken? #Something like that. #Off Strings (ic)

[harunayuuka2060]

Neige: MC! *sniffles* You got hurt!

MC: I am alright, Neige... Though what are you doing here?

Vil: He insisted on coming with me when he heard about the news.

MC: ...

MC: *glances at Rook*

Rook: *smiles at them*

MC: ...

MC: *turns their attention back to Vil and Neige* Thank you both for your concern, but it was only a minor injury.

Vil: Your bandage on your arm says otherwise. *looking stern now*

MC: It's fine now since it's been treated.

Neige: MC, you should always be careful!

MC: I will. Thanks for reminding me, Neige.

Vil: ...

Vil: I checked the CCTV. You fought with the burglar.

MC: ...

MC: Yes.

Vil: Why didn't you wake me up?

MC: I didn't want to disturb your rest. Besides, I handled it just fine.

Vil: ...

Vil: You still got yourself injured. If it was Rook, he would—

MC: Yes. He's much capable to serve you. He was your vice housewarden when you were still studying in Night Raven College, right?

Vil: ...Yes.

MC: And I guess he has always been exceptional.

MC: He's the best for you, Vil. I'm sure he wouldn't mind working for you.

Vil: ...

MC's co-worker: Is your friend alright? I saw him walked out and dragged Neige LeBlanche with him.

MC: They had a schedule to follow.

Their co-worker: Ya veo. But Vil Schoenheit looked like he was fuming mad.

MC: ...

MC: That sounds like an exaggeration.

Their co-worker: Oh, yeah. Of course. What I mean is his aura, okay? It's burning.

MC: *shakes their head* Let's just get back to work.

Their co-worker: Oh wait! Rook. Rook just quit. I didn't know why, but he said that his job here is done.

MC: ...

MC: Vil must've hired him.

Their co-worker: That fast? Quite a privilege, no?

MC: *chuckles* *proceeds to continue with their task*

Rook: Roi du Poison, there must be a reason why Ami masqué refused your offer.

Vil: They've found out that we are affiliated to each other, Rook.

Rook: Oh! How could that be possible? I was certain I didn't raise any suspicion!

Vil: That doesn't matter now. My plan didn't work.

Rook: You shouldn't lose hope, Roi du Poison. I know deep inside that Ami masqué cherishes you. Maybe they just need more time to realize that.

Vil: ...

Vil: Rook, were you not listening to me when I told you about our story?

Rook: Non. I had listened intently. And my point still stands.

Vil: ...

Customer A: You lack energy today, MC. Did something happen?

MC: Huh? What do you mean?

Customer B: It feels like you're sulking about something. Or we could be wrong.

MC: ...

MC: You two seem to have been drinking a lot.

The customers: We're sober!

MC: It doesn't look like it to me.

The customers: Manager! Your concierge is judging us!

The manager: *chuckles and waves her hand dismissively*

The bartender: I think MC is sulking because Vil Schoenheit isn't here today.

The customers: Oh!

MC: No. That's not the reason at all. *carries the drunk woman*

The drunk woman: We're going home?

MC: Yes, miss. Is there someone waiting for you to be home?

The drunk woman: No...

MC: I see. We'll get going.

The bartender: Don't sulk! *as MC walks out of the nightclub with the customer*

The drunk woman: Looks like they're teasing you...

MC: Please don't mind them.

Vil: *staring at MC's phone number*

Vil: *decides to call them; not really hoping that MC would answer*

MC: Vil?

Vil: MC—

'MC~ You smell good~'

Vil: ...

MC: Please excuse me.

MC: Miss, you're inhaling the fabric conditioner.

'But this has never smelled so good before~'

Vil: Looks like you are in the middle of something.

MC: Ah, yes. Sorry. I will call you back. *hangs up*

Vil: ...

Vil: *smiles in irritation*

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst vil #twst neige #twst rook #twst vil and mc series 1

[kingconia]

VICE HOUSEWARDENS GETTING DRUNK, AND FORGETTING THAT YOU ARE DATING

Part with housewardens is here.

Continuation is here.

A/N: For Rook's part, he basically vents on French, how he loves reader, and how he hates their possible boyfriend, blah-blah, but then loses the train of his thought, when he sees je t'aime, because he thinks it is confession for him.

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #trey clover x reader #trey clover #ruggie bucci x reader #ruggie bucchi #jade leech x reader #jade leech #jamil viper x reader #jamil viper #rook hunt x reader #rook hunt #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia vanrouge

[merakiui]

texts i think the twst cast would send with the help of liquid courage. some of them don't even need liquid courage, but it is silly to imagine a drunk text from them anyway.

warning: some of these lines are excessively cheesy and also nsfw.

riddle - i want to study you like you're my notes and do you like you're my homework.

trey - are you a pastry because i'd like to fill you. ;)

cater - heeeyyy heeyyy wanna be more than /j? ;D we can be /srs instead. <3

ace - i'm in love with you.

deuce - can i take you out? on a date. not to kill you. i would never. you're really cool and i think we should go out like best buds do. you and me together. a date. for best buds. a best buds date.

leona - bed's empty. come warm it. don't make me wait.

ruggie - starving rn. lemme feast between your legs.

jack - can we be lifelong mates?

azul - you must be my glasses because i can't see clearly without you.

jade - mushrooms double in size every day. may i show you a special species that does the same whenever i look at you? :)

floyd - life's hard. essay's hard. dick's hard. :/

kalim - just so you know, i don't need to use oasis maker on you to get you soaked. :3

jamil - you'd look pretty wearing a collar with my name on it.

vil - you would look very beautiful tangled in my sheets. shall we make this opinion of mine a fact tonight?

rook - let me inside, mon amour. in more ways than one, of course. <3

epel - you're the apple of my eye... (the follow-up text: that was so corny. can we just fuck instead?)

idia - jk but not rly but jk wannawatchthisnewshowtogetherinmyroomjustthetwoofuspleasesayyes

malleus - child of man, allow me to bestow upon you a most glorious gift: my surname.

lilia - if you'll allow it, i would love nothing more than to give you a delightful green gown.

silver - would you be willing to sleep beside me tonight? i'd like to meet you in my dreams.

sebek - HUMAN. YOU ARE OKAY.......FOR A HUMAN. VERY OKAY. YES.

rollo - i yearn to kiss you and taste sweetness on your lips, and in return you can taste the sin on mine.

neige - you're really so cute!!! i wanna be more than friends. :D keep this a secret, though. don't tell (name)!

che'nya - you're purrfect in everything, but nothing is nyat bad either. lemme come over and prove it. ;3c

fellow - are you in the market for a husband? i know a great candidate. i'll introduce you free of charge! it's on me! (the follow-up when you ask if it's him: no, i'm talking about hellow fonest.)

#meraki mumbles #have fun backpedaling on that one ace #unsolicited dick pics from jade when he's stupid-drunk/high >>>>>>>>