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Happy to share the official art for Escaped Audio's series The New Jersey Rats!
#escaped and pali collab!!#i was so excited to do this art you have no idea#fun fact i had to go back to this commission TWICE after it was done cause i misspelled two different things#im a professional i swear#i highly recommend the listen#its a fun little short series#also jean is so baby girl coded#ALSO IM IN IT#i play the ukulele!!#oc#art#originalcharacter#originalartwork#character design#commission#escaped audios#escaped new jersey rats#escaped jean#escaped badabing#escaped badaboom#commissioned art#official art#pali draws escaped audios
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New Jersey Rats doodles
Ramble: here some random doodles of the rats that i drew when i got bored while waiting for my mom 🔥🔥 i love the idea of Badaboom and Intern being so invested in paper fortune. Badabing def the type of friend that loves to gossip with Intern. I also imagined Intern didnt hesitate to shoot Casey bcs they got petty over what Casey said to them 💀💀
Anyway here a pic of a lobster its funny
#escaped audios#escaped audios new jersey rats#new jersey rats#new jersey rats series#new jersey rats jean#new jersey rats intern#new jersey rats badabing#new jersey rats badaboom#digital art#rp asmr#rp audio#x listener#rp audio series#rp asmr series#audio series#asmr series
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epilogue scene but everyone wears themed outfits. also my design for intern! yes i can ALSO draw femme listeners
#escaped audios#escaped jean#jean dipietro#new jersey rats#escaped audios jean#badabing bellardi#badaboom bellardi#slushiearts
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My personal headcannons for Characters and listeners from some of the fandoms I’m in!
(Because I’m bored)
Redacted Headcannons^^^
David has a photo of him and Angel in his wallet, whereas Angel has a photo of them and David as their wallpaper.
When Damian gets flustered he also lets off steam slightly.^^
Milo will make SH coffee in the morning in the way they like, with a small note telling them to have a good day at work.
My freelancer has a stomach tattoo that’s under their navel of a heart. And Gavin loves to kiss it^^
Sam and Vincent catch up over tea and wine on occasion, and they mostly talk about their partners lol.
Sweetheart takes naps in the most uncomfortable places, but makes it work somehow.
Baabe and Asher do skincare together every night.
Good Boy Audio headcannons!!
Personal headcannon that the Guardian and Mirin have a noticeable height difference with Mirrin being a foot shorter than them.
Adding onto that I see the Guardian being around 7’ 0-7’ 1 and Mirrin being like 6’ 8-6’ 7
Faithful will sing Karrano to sleep sometimes and Devlin will listen in with a small smile
Albus and Hipswitch are drinking buddies(I don’t know if Hipswitch can even drink, but if he can’t he just is there for the vibes lol).
The Guardian kept a Souvenir they got with Zed when they left, and keeps it in good shape.
Makkaro and his wife, have slow dances on special nights.
I’ve always imagined for me, that Pandora likes to sleep a lot and they’ve fallen asleep on Hades’ shoulder countless times, and now with her having Cerberus she’ll fall asleep with them on occasion.
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Jean and intern literally could not keep their hands off each other after everything that happened. Badabing and Badaboom kept saying “Ewwww” each time the two would cuddle, kiss, or anything cutesy.
Benji has a tattoo of his and his wife’s anniversary^^
Crow liked having his hair played with.
Raven constantly plays with her hair as a nervous stim or subconsciously when she’s sitting down watching Tv, or reading, working etc.
Alphonso was one of those really cringy emo kids, and is definitely embarrassed about it lol.
Personal headcanon for my Intern is that they were a singer and dancer, before the events of New Jersey rats.
I forget her name since I’m still new to the series- But the listener for Der Wolfsjäger, is terrified of dogs, and is learning how to deal with them thanks to the series lol.
#redacted audio#redactedverse#escaped audios new jersey rats#escaped audios#escapedaudios#good boy audios#goodboyaudios#redacted sam#redacted vincent#redacted david#escaped audios jean#escaped audios badaboom#escaped audios badabing#good boy audios hades#good boy audios basterd warrior
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Me: I only watched New Jersey rats for that one hot guy
"Oh yeah! Jean right?"
Me:... yes....the age appropriate conventionally attractive man....
Definitely not...
#this is a self callout#dont get me wrong jean is a beautiful lil pathetic wet cat#hes just not the REASON why i started listening to the series#escaped audios#escaped audios new jerseys rats#escaped audios badabing#escaped audios jean
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so you’re one of those bi-testicles. pick a side your greedy slut⁉️
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i just started watching the new jersey rats and i am violently entertained.
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I think I can show my intern oc that I made after listening to the new Jersey rats for the first time a few days ago!
Introducing~!
Cecil Rodriguez
Cecil is a calm and laid back guy who was born and raised in Arizona after his parents immigrated from Spain, Cecil is a man who takes any opportunity he can whether those opportunities are dangerous or not, he was a man with an adventurous spirit and is abit eccentric and unhinged when it comes to danger purely because it gives him the excitement and thrill but those traits aside he can make quick and rational thinking and decisions when needed
He is a he/him and pansexual! :D
#the new jersey rats#escaped audios#asmr#asmr roleplay#audio rp#asmr rp#my intern oc!#badaboom#jean dipietro#badabing
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In 40k, there is a thematic throughline that I am very fond of. It is the idea that no matter the person, no matter the faction, there truly is no agency. Everyone is tied in irrevocable ways to the narrative. Even when you take out the meta level of that, it's present.
Take the Imperium for example. Everything they do is a mockery, a simulacrum of that which came before it. They are an empire not in decline but in constant regurgitation. How can you collapse when your birth and death is repeated over and over and over ad nauseam. The Horus Heresy -> the Age of Apostasy -> the Badab War -> the 13th Black Crusade. The aeldari -> the Imperium -> the T'au Empire. The same story told repeatedly. The names change. The exact details change. The substance isn't the same either but its reminiscent. It is a memory that refuses the die. It's the story you can't stop rewriting.
But what about the Necrons? They have the large setting defining war but its what comes from it. There was no "the dark gods (read audience) require it." The Necrons are the active faction and yet in there lies the tragedy. Unlike the Emperor who's hand was forced into choosing undeath the Necrons did so willingly and everything that has followed is nothing if not of their own volition.
Your Overlord. Yes, your little model on the table leading your army. He chose to be there. He has immortality, time is not an enemy to attempt to escape but simply something you have an infinite amount of. Your Overlord can spend his time doing anything and his has chosen to reclaim former glory as the facsimile of a person. Glory, empire, it is all should be meaningless to someone who can simply just exist perpetually. But its not.
The Necron existence is defined by regret. Every choice is a something to hate yourself for. How could you walk into the furnaces of biotransference? How could you go to into endless sleep and let everything around you corrode? How could you spend your time being so.. useless?
I love the Necrons because they carry with them a dread I can not help but relate to. They are gifted with just enough agency to be unable to blame anyone but themselves.
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Characters & Listeners incorrect quotes - Escaped Audios Edition (Part 1)
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I'll do part 2 of EAE, but I have to re-listen to Blue Infinity, Der Wolfsjäger, and Chronus Seven.
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Raven: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Young Diego, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Guest: Oh? Lemme see!
Young Diego, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.
Guest: …where’s the spider.
Young Diego: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Alfonso: Oh no...
Guest: DIEGO, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
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Intern: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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Slash: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Bash: Okay.
Slash: And make out during the scary parts.
Bash: Th-
Bash: The scary parts.
Bash: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Escaped: That was so hot, Asset.
Asset: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Escaped: I'm so in love with you.
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Intern: That's ridiculous, Jean doesn't have a crush on me.
Badabing: Yes he does.
Badaboom: Yes he does.
Jean: Yes I do.
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Denny: What do you want for breakfast?
Thaddeus: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Denny:
Ash: He wants eggs.
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Ivan: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Raven: Marry me.
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Denny: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Intern: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Denny: One of them punched a gang member.
Intern: Asset?
Denny: Guest, actually.
Intern: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Alfonso: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Guest: Like it slips on and off really easily.
Alfonso:
Guest: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Carmen: We know what you meant.
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Intern: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Slash: Five second rule!
Denny: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Raven: *Sobs on the floor*
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Bash: I love you.
Slash: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Slash and Bash kiss passionately*
Ellie, to Chase: You owe me 20 dollars.
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Asset: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Escaped: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Vengeance: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
AK: One dinner... I just want ONE. DINNER.
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Next: Scythe Audios
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Arrigo Makes a Mistake
(This is a fanfic using an original character insert for the listener in Escaped Audio's 'New Jersey Rats' Series. Warning, there is some implied racism in this story, if that does not jive with you, feel free to skip. I completely understand)
Skyla Ghost Bear the Intern half-way listened to the conversation between Jean and Tricky Ricky, talking about the logistics needed to complete the job with the gold. It had been about a week since the incident with the Feds, and they were invited over again to 'talk shop', with the gold. Jean still was insistent on no one, not even the Bada Brothers knowing about that little incident.
Jean seemed a bit nervous when it came to inviting Skyla along, but she wouldn't say 'no' to some, really good, home-made Italian food. Even if it was in the company of the Cosa Nostra.
The only time she even got to have Italian food back home was when her Lala would take her and her siblings to the Olive Garden by the mall. This food was so much better, like comparing Taco John’s to authentic food from a real Hispanic household.
‘But Taco Johns has potato ole’s,’ she joked mentally as she took a sip of the dry red that Ricky provided them to drink, trying not to scrunch her face at the taste. She was never a fan of dry wines, not even when they use them in church. ‘And Olive Garden has breadsticks and really fucking good salad.’
“Tell me, young intern,” Tricky Ricky spoke, looking up from his plate. “You know some about me, I don’t know some about you. Tell me about yourself.”
Jean glanced at his Intern with a fair amount of concern, hoping this wasn’t some attempt to dig up dirt to hold over them.
Skyla offered him a calm, polite smile. This was a businesswoman’s smile, like a dagger wrapped in velvet, and Jean was able to decrease his heartrate at that. “Not much to me, sir. I’m from the midwest, came to New Jersey with hopes of experiencing a new life and seeing the ocean instead of the Missouri River. I will be receiving my degree shortly.”
“What kind of blood do you have in you?”
Skyla’s business-smile tightened and her jaw tensed. Badabing and Badaboom looked at each other nervously, while Jean was almost worried that she may jump the table as Skyla had been very private about her ancestry, but she just picked up their wine glass. “I’m Plains Native American on my mother’s side, yes. We… aren’t particularly close
“What about your father?” Giovanni asked, eyeing the young individual.
She returned the look, her blue eyes unwavering, something uncommon amongst most who look the consigliere in the eye. “I never knew him. I know that he was an Irish exchange student, and that I have his eyes. That’s really all I know about him.”
Tricky Ricky nodded, finishing a bite of his food. “A shame, truly. He doesn’t know he has quite the intelligent child.”
Skyla laughed polietly, nodding in agreement with the old man’s words. “I thank you for your words, sir. I truly appreciate it.”
As dinner was wrapping itself up, Skyla excused herself to the restroom. After she washed and dried her hands, she reached into the inner pocket of her blazer to apply a fresh coat of her favorite red lipstick. It wasn’t some designer brand, but simple Maybelline New York #333, Hot Chase that she found in Wal-Mart at the age of seventeen. She popped the top off and twisted the tube up and paused, looking at the color, then her reflection with the faded color still on her lips and thought to her poor, scruffy superior. Skyla didn’t know why, but their mind went to him, his hair wild, his business-shirt un-tucked, and his pretty face covered in kissmarks in this shade of red.
With a girlish giggle, Skyla applied the lipstick leaving a fresh and shiny coat. She twisted the spiral back down and re-capped her lipstick, sticking it back in their pocket. She undid her hair and retwisted it, pinning it again with her barrett, then walking out the door.
To her surprise, she found Arrigo waiting outside the door, waiting for her. She drew up short, letting the door to the restroom close behind her. “Oh, Mister Belardi! You caught me a little by surprise there. Is there something I can do for you”
The so-called ‘Mafia Prince’ gave a smirk that Skyla supposed was meant to be seductive, but in truth it just made her skin crawl. “Yeah, uh… what are you doing after dinner?”
His question sent up so many red flags it could have been used to decorate a rescue boat. Skyla returned to her business smile and tried to move past him. “I have some matters to attend to when I return to my apartment. Now, please excuse me, I do believe dessert was about to be served and I’ve been looking forward to that semifreddo all evening.”
“Or,” he said quickly, caging them with his arms on either side of her body. “You could, uh, come with me? I’m having a yacht party at the marina tonight.” Arrigo reached up with one perfectly manicured hand and stroked her cheek.
“I’ve, uh… never been with a girl like you. I mean, I’ve been with Indian girls before but not your kind of Indian, you know what I mean? Come on, why don’t you… try me on for size? I bet I could do better than that loser Jean. Come on, don’t you want a chance to really have some protection from the family?”
Skyla blinked and tilted her head down to look Arrigo in the eye. The young Belardi heir only stood at five feet, four inches, five foot, six with the help of the lifts in his shoes, while Skyla, being half Lakota, stood at five foot, nine inchest. Pair that with the fact she always wears four inch heels, she was towering over him, and he knew it.
In response, the Intern decided to use the greatest power in their arsenal, the only gift her father gave her. She glared at Arrigo’s hazel eyes, and to him, looking into Skyla’s eyes was like looking into a stormy sea.
A chuckle bubbled up from her lips, and she shook her head, almost incredulously. She looked up, and noticed Jean looking around the corner, his brown eyes burning. So, in response to the Princeling’s offer, Skyla place a hand on the arm that was caging her, and gently moved it out of the way, before moving aside and walking away from him, still chuckling, while adding a little sashay to her hips. “Hey, Unch, is everything alright?”
Jean blinked, trying to clear his head. This was something different, she usually called him something different in her mother-tongue, but it sounded similar to what they just called him.
“Wh-Wha? Oh! Oh, right I, um, was coming to find you. I know how excited you were to have that semifreddo.”
Skyla just giggled and took his arm. “Come one then, let's go.” And they walked off back to the table. Jean glanced over his shoulder to look at Arrigo, who looked offended and rather confused, and just gave the little brat a shit-eating grin.
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Nighttime Car Ride🌠⭐️
(This takes time after the New Jersey Rats escaped Tricky Ricky's clutches and on their way driving to the airport)
Marilyn (Intern): (chuckled) This reminds me of how Tricky Ricky failed to get us.
Jean: ...A bread falling over..????
#escaped audios#escaped audios jean#escaped audios intern#escaped audios new jersey rats#escaped audios new orleans rats#escaped audios fanart#audio rp series#asmr rp series#rp asmr#audio asmr#digital art#x listener#rp audio#new jersey rats series#new jersey rats jean#new jersey rats intern#new jerset rats series#badabing and badabom are def arguing the difference between right twix and left twix#asmr boyfriend#def didnt repost because i made jean's eyebrows too light and barely seen 💀💀
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"Hi Escaped, are they're going to be any more Jersey rats audios."
Yes, sort of! There will be a few spinoffs with Jean and Intern, but the sequel series will be called The Havana Rats, and start Badaboom and a new Listener. Jean, Intern, and Badabing will of course still be in the cast but the point of view will change drastically.
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New hyper-fixation unlocked…New Jersey rats and New Orleans rats.
#seriously though I love Jean sm#Badabing and badaboom are fucking great#escaped audios#escaped audios New Jersey rats#New Orleans rats
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New Jersey rats intern headcanons!
(Also thank you to @astralbulldragon13 for making the "book of destiny" it kinda inspired me to make this. I'm finally over my "making highly detailed ocs is cringe" phase!)
My intern oc uses they/he pronouns and their name is Jim!
They are Irish Italian
Their mum is from derry and eloped to new Jersey with Jim's dad whos Italian
They both very quickly regretted this decision but they were both kinda stuck
And having kids made it even worse
And I said kids plural cos the intern is giving major chaotic middle child energy
They have autism and one reason they wanted to join the mob was because its their special interest
They made friends by telling people random hyperspecific facts about their intrests
If you knew them chances are you knew about the mob!
Their parents both where really shitty about them being who they where eg. Trans, autistic ect
They are a recovering theater kid
They generally wanted to go into theater as a carer but their parents scared them off that idea
So they went into accounting!
They have THE BEST singing voice
They used to sing for money
They don't as much anymore cos they don't wanna upstage badaboom
Intern and jean are giving MAJOR bi for bi energy
(For those who know) the intern also dated stacy I will die on this hill
I like to think that they met cos they were both singers for the same club at one point
And the intern was the one to brake up with her but stacy wasn't used to being the one who got broken up with
Shes like godzilla she comes into your life ruins everything and gose back into the ocean - escaped audios
So when the intern broke up with her she just straight up broke their arm
Intern and jean both smoke
They have definitely done shit like
Sharing a lighter
Sharing a cigarette
That thing where you use one cigarette to light the other
AND THIS WAS BEFORE THEY STARTED DATING
whenever this would happen badabing would just look at them like -__-
They have tattoos but only on their back so they arnt very visible
(I probably have more but that's all I got for now lol)
#escaped audios#escaped audios new jerseys rats#escaped audios intern#escaped audios jean#escaped jean#escaped audios badaboom#escaped audios badabing#escaped audios stacy#escaped audios headcanons
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I started wondering this because of the recent picture I drew, but how do think a Looney Tunes cartoon about Bugs becoming a wererabbit would go?
Definitely one of his escapades gone wrong, Dracula just so happened to run into him, took him back to his castle for a meal that meal being Bugs
He tried his usual hijinks to escape, but he got cornered by a Werewolf and ah shi he got bit by him
He actually did think at first "ehh it ain't that bad" but then badabing badaboom here comes the full moon and he transformed for the first time
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