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ssaraexposs · 2 months
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Akutagawa: shows off his skills, OBVIOUSLY challenging Atsushi
Atsushi: HOLD MY BEER
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feralshadowdemon · 2 years
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my first impressions of some of the bsd characters:
chuuya: oh, very gender man, cool, i like him 
dazai: funny soup of side man who is also a pain
atsushi: catboy
kenji: baby man. i love
kyouka: therapist needed asap
gin: ah. gender. i like her
akutagawa: victorian vampire
ranpo: goofy guy
poe: lowkey relatable, i like karl, very gender haircut
steinbeck: he looks like kenji’s long lost brother or father and im not sure which makes it less unsettling. they’re even both farmers
kunikida: see above but minus the farmer part
fyodor: funky guy in a goofy little mood (nice hair btw)
ango: a guy
oda: thought his power was cool and then he just died
q: NO GENDER??? YOOOOO-
elise: who,. who are you. why did you draw akutagawa like that (not the foreshadowing smh)
mori: how did he become a doctor
fukuzawa: a guy
fitzgerald: why are you rich. get out
lucy: i like her design and ability, love her
mark twain: PUT A GOD DAMN SHIRT ON-
hawthorne: old grandpa
katai: SANTA??
tanizaki: oh i like you your outfit is GOALS
naomi: oh i dislike you
lovecraft: thought his name meant Health Points Lovecraft or Harry Potter Lovecraft for the longest time, i didnt have a first impression of him besides the confusion i had with his name (now i know what it stands for and i feel like the internet has cursed my brain)
yosano: badass
kouyou: her design is on fleek
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starglow-xx · 3 years
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(About the brother!atsushi) aRE YOU READING MY MIND MISS?! Because that has been on my mind for MONTHS. TYSM For writing it was amazing!! If you don't mind, may I request (if requests are open) atsushi, still an older brother, but with a sister that's 10-13 yrs old? It's totally fine if you don't wanna do it. Keep up the good stories, ily mwuah!
*sobs* you’re so kind thank youu 🤧🤧
i wrote this a bit differently i hope that’s okay anon! at first i planned for this to be mainly abt atsushi and the reader, but i decided to add in relationship hcs with the agency bc i ran out of ideas
if you guys liked this don’t worry! im planning a special part two for this one so be the look out for it hehe
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atsushi with a tween! sister
ft. the armed detective agency
like in my baby sister hcs, you’re still the most important thing to him period
the two of you got picked up by dazai and kunikida when he was 18 (obviously) and when you were 12
for a 12 year old, you were a bit small bc of malnourishment (which makes atsushi feel so bad) so both dazai and kunikida thought you were a bit younger than you actually were
they assumed you were about 9-10ish
you and atsushi both share a favorite food !! chazuke :)
so when kunikida treated the two of you, he made sure you got more bowls bc like i mentioned above, he feels really bad that you were malnourished and under weight
(don’t bring this up but kunikida felt bad too hehe)
when dazai went with your brother to the warehouse, you were with kunikida
imagine the surprise of the other ada members when kunikida came in with a little girl dressed in rags that popped out from behind him
kenji was the one who vocalized his thoughts 
“kunikida-san you have a daughter?! wow! i didn’t know that! :D”
when you found out your brother was a tiger, you were a bit concerned but you were actually kind of excited
you were even more excited when you found out the two of you were going to be taken in by the agency
anything was better than the stupid orphanage
and besides!
you got a tiger for an older brother and a bunch of other super powered agents to take care of you! who could want anything else?
at your age, you’re very impressionable and can be influenced easily so atsushi makes sure to teach you more in depth of good morals and the importance of kindness
his heart swells with pride and relief when he catches you being kind to others
pride bc he’s proud that even after all the two of you have gone through, you still ended up being a good kid and having a bright view of the world
and relief bc he hasn’t failed as a big brother
pfftt like he could ever fail
but please, from time to time reassure him that he’s perfect and the only big brother that you’d ever want bc he rlly needs that kind of validation
with his salary and savings, he tries to buy nice things for you
what a sweetheart 🥺
he saw you eyeing that one dress at a store window? fast forward abt a week and half and it’s inside a pretty gift bag for you
you wanted to try that dessert from the nice bakery? that’s dessert after dinner at one point
but other than buying you things, he sets money aside for you
like all the time
(y/n), here have this, you might need it”
“but nii-san you just gave me—”
“take it”
#1 spoiler
also your #1 confidant and source of physical affection
you tell him anything and everything (except crushies and those kinds of things)
atsushi loves it when you talk abt your day and he can see the big smile on your face and the sparkle in your eyes
it gives him the strength to keep going 😖😖
the two of you aren’t as touch starved as you’d probably think, but that’s only bc the two of you had each other
in your opinion, no one can match the hugs of your big brother
and it got even better bc YAYY he has tiger arms now ٩(◕‿◕)۶
if you ask, he’d carry you around too hehe
you also get nightmares quite often so he’ll always be there ready to calm you down, talk if you need to, and rock you back to sleep
god i love him 🤧🤧
atsushi will do everything in his power to protect you and make sure you get to grow up happy, supported, and loved
port mafia attack? oop he’s already taking you to the nearest escape route
someone is starting to harass you? they just got suckered punched into the next week
you want to go out to have some fun? he’ll go ask the president for a day off
you’re not feeling well? he’ll take another day off and take care of you
whatever you want to do, he’ll do it with you! (as long as it’s within reason)
will always be your #1 supporter! and he’s the president of your fan club hehe
he loves you so so much and will do anything for you; your life and happiness will always be more important to him
you are his reason to keep going
agency head canons !!
atsushi is your big brother, but kunikida is most definitely some sort of father figure
everyone can see it
except kunikida of course
kunikida scolds you lightly if he thinks your manners need work or if you make a mess in the agency
you listen to him of course and in turn as some sort of a reward, he’ll give you pieces of stationary
he always gives you the nice, good quality kind and you’re over the moon
atsushi adores it when you come running to him showing your new notebook or fountain pen and blabbering what you’re going to do with it
sometimes it isn’t even as a reward for being a good child; he’ll just give it to you and he’ll say smth like “i noticed you’ve used up your last notebook quite quickly, so here’s another one” or “did you run out of ink? here have this then”
he usually has a soft spot for children in general, but he most definitely has a soft spot (or a thousand) for you
yosano is kind of like a motherly figure to you
she gives you the guidance a mother should and goes on shopping trips with you!
atsushi always gets dragged along by you, but he thinks it’s worth it seeing you look so happy
yosano being a doctor also tries to teach the things you should know, or things that would be helpful to you
she’ll teach you the basics of cooking, sewing, how to treat a cold/fever, etc
also gives you excellent advice 1000% of the time
“remember (y/n)-chan if someone hurts you come tell me and then i’ll chop them into—”
“yOSANO-SENSEI DONT TELL HER THAT—”
fukuzawa is like a father to most in the agency but you see him more as a grandfather figure
bi weekly tea and gossip sessions hehe
along with cat talk!
most of the time though, it’s just you talking and him listening to you, but the two of you enjoy it nonetheless
“and then kunikida-san ended up crashing into a pole and dazai-san started to laugh at him and i did too because it was really funny but we ended up getting scolded—”
“hmm i see...”
he’ll let you stay in his office as he fills out paperwork; you’re usually doodling or drawing in your notebooks
sometimes he’ll meditate and you’ll join him, but 4/7 times you’d fall asleep
you always wake up with a blanket over you
dazai is like a cool but a highly concerning and kind of high maintenance uncle
frequently takes you out with him when he ditches work
walks in the park, eating at uzumaki so he has the excuse of treating you so he doesn’t have to pay his tab avoiding kunikida and sometimes chuuya and akutagawa, all that fun stuff
also tries to not talk abt suicide in front of you especially if it’s just the two of you alone
he knows that you mean the world to his pupil and that said pupil would probably hate him for putting suicide inside your brain
he teaches you random but useful things like how to pick a lock, how to steal kunikida’s notebook if you’re looking for some information, how to sweet talk your way out of things, etc.
is also the one to tell you that if you ever get a significant other to introduce them to the agency first
he always wants all of your gossip; some of them work pretty well for blackmail
“dazai-san! dazai-san! did you know that kunikida-san lost his glasses and he was looking for them for nearly an hour when he was just holding them the entire time??”
“woah really (y/n)-chan?! hey hey can you say it again into this recording device so kunikida-kun would believe me when i tell him—”
always ends up giving kunikida a heart attack when he says that you’ve been with him all day
ranpo is also like a cool but a highly concerning and kind of high maintenance uncle
will share some of his snacks, but don’t push it or you might not get anything at all
loves it when you compliment him
if you tagged along with him and your brother on a case, he will show off to impress you
“...and that’s how the crime happened”
“UWAHH RANPO-SAN YOU’RE SO COOL”
atsushi is lowkey and kunikida is highkey stressed that ranpo’s eating habits will rub off on you
“ne (y/n)-chan do you wanna try this highly caffeinated drink and this concerning amount of sugar filled snack?”
“can i really?!”
“rANPO-SAN NO—”
ranpo definitely does stuff like that on purpose 
the tanizakis are like siblings to you!
a weird set of siblings but siblings nonetheless
the two of them adore you and think you’re precious
atsushi definitely knows how to do your hair whether it’s long or short but he got even better at it when he asked the two
hehe braid trains are definitely a thing + kyouka and kenji (and maybe even dazai)
sometimes you have sibling swap days
you’re with junichiro for most of the day and atsushi is with naomi
strange i know
each of the tanizaki siblings try to make it fun bc they know that the two of you did not at all have a happy upbringing
junichiro likes spending time with you by taking you out to different places that naomi likes to frequent
like the mall, different stores and restaurants, the park, places like those
naomi does the same thing with atsushi so if you ever bump into them, you go out and eat together :)
besides atsushi, the next one in line who spoils you the most would be junichiro (and yosano & kunikida both coming in at a close third)
he honestly can’t help it; you remind him of how naomi was when she was younger
and besides
he’s always been a sucker when it came to the happiness of a little sister
“would you really buy this for me junichiro-san?!”
“of course! don’t worry about it” :)
wanna talk abt boys/girls/celebrity crushes things like that? naomi is your girl
you feel a bit embarrassed to go talking to yosano or your brother abt that and kyouka does not know a thing abt them either
“uwahh naomi-san look at all these people in this magazine! they look so good!”
“right?! but of course onii-sama is still the best—”
you get along with kenji and kyouka quite nicely being roughly the same age as them; they’re also like siblings!
just pure, wholesome vibes from the three of you
you’re over the moon when she finds out that kyouka is staying with you and your brother
atsushi is twice as happy seeing you talk your mouth off and finally having a girl around your age to talk to
“do you think demon snow can change how she looks?”
“hmm... im not sure...”
you and kenji talk abt anything and everything
he even teaches you how to take care of plants!
sometimes the two of you are kind of in the same boat bc you don’t know much abt yokohoma being stuck in the orphanage and kenji doesn’t know much abt cities in general
“wait where are we again kenji-san?”
“ah we’re close to the ports! but im not really sure how close because i don’t know what the symbols on this sign mean”
“don’t worry! neither do i!”
bonus things!
yosano was kind of too late teaching you abt you know what
“NII-SAN IM BLEEDING IN BETWEEN MY LEGS”
you’re sobbing in the agency’s bathroom and atsushi is panicking trying to get you to open the door
“Y/N?! H-HOLD ON LET ME GET YOSANO SENSEI”
ranpo overhears and cackles making everyone around him confused
suddenly atsushi bursts in the agency basically on the verge of tears rambling incoherent sentences abt the bathroom, you, and blood
it just clicked for everybody in the room
(im going to pretend that kenji has sisters back home so that atsushi is the only one who remain oblivious here hehe)
atsushi is genuinely confused and sort of concerned that no one is freaking out with him
yosano waves her hand saying smth like that she’d take care of it and junichiro pulls atsushi to the side to talk to him
fast forward like half and hour and dazai and ranpo are cackling on the looks of both of your faces
honestly not sure who’s more traumatized, you or your brother
“why does this have to happen” :(
“ne ne (y/n)-chan!~ you’re too young but at some point you’re not going to have it!”
“uwahh really dazai-san?” :D
“yeah! but first you have to have ANFK—”
next thing you know your ears are being covered by your brother and dazai is thrown across the room by kunikida
you know
the normal
you’re twelve and have never gone to school, but the agency takes care of that
it’s too dangerous to go to school so they teach you what’s necessary and whatever else they can
kunikida takes care of math (obviously)
yosano takes care of science/biology/anatomy/health (whatever you wanna call it)
ranpo even dragged poe to help you with english
atsushi even got lucy to help you out with english too!
as tanizaki and naomi used to be students, they give you their old work books and they try to teach you all the other subjects
sometimes kyouka and kenji are there learing with you too!
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sorry if there’s some errors! i’ll read through it again later :)
and as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3
writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize! the reblog button is there for a reason
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kunikinnie · 3 years
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BSD react to their genderbend
a/n: I really feel like these are short :')) but I hope that's okay with you!!
warning: some profanity
reacting to their genderbend
featuring: Poe, Lovecraft, Chuuya, Akutagawa
Edgar Allan Poe
At first, he'll be confused. Very confused. Will be lowkey a bit frightened
His genderbend would also probably react the same way, but with more squeaky noises
Both are introverted overdramatic queens, so once they get used to the company of each other they'll probably be talking about literature and/or a certain detective
Mutual fangirling lol
Also probably will comment on the other's work. It's nice having someone read their stuff
They'd probably try to cheer up the other one and save them from moping
Nakahara Chuuya
Is this some prank by Dazai? Or a possible illusion??? But eventually he'll calm down and be amazed
He and his genderbend have the first same impression: "damn I'm hot even in the opposite sex"
Each other's shopping, drinking, and ranting buddies
"That bandaged bastard/bitch"
Will definitely try and annoy OG male Dazai
Kouyou totally dotes on female Chuuya more than the male one (it's unclear whether he's relieved or jealous )
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Starts as a staring contest. "Who is this wo/man and why does s/he remind me of someone..."
of course I know him/her. s/he's me
Eventually turns into a quick fight. Rashomon vs Rashomon, seeing who is stronger. It ends in a draw tho
"Hmp. You're not bad."
Talk about "things" (i.e. weretiger and Dazai-san) over tea and figs
I have a feeling female Ryuu Akutagawa has the same air of mystique as OG Gin Aku, so no doubt about her being a bit "attractive"
Cue Higuchi panicking in bisexual (she's the one enjoying it the most)
HP Lovecraft
Amazed and confused at the same time, but their faces don't really show it
They just... nod in mutual agreement. Agreement on what, you ask? Tbh no one knows
Less talking and more just walking around reacting to things together
"...that's cute" *other one nods*
The Guild is already megaconfuzzled whenever OG Male Lovecraft is around. When they see a female version with him, they just accept it lol
Probably will be close with both Steinbecks
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collidewithgalaxies · 3 years
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i have some Thoughts, headcanons if you will, about some bsd characters
Kunikida:
he wakes up at the crack of dawn
takes meticulous care of his appearance (absolute king of self care)
he watches self-help videos as much as he can. it’s his version of instagram
same with self-help podcasts
he has like, 10 pairs of the same glasses. (think iida but a little toned down)
HE ALWAYS MAKES SURE HIS SOCKS ARE MATCHING.
100% jogs in the morning (and he stretches beforehand, the bastard)
would be lowkey really good at dancing, but since he doesn’t consider that an ideal part of life, he’s never tried it.
refuses to get drunk around dazai
dad friend AND designated driver
Dazai:
most definitely does not wake up at the ass-crack of dawn
probably rolls out of bed at 8:30 and walks into the agency at 8:59
wants to sleep in a coffin once, just bc he thought it would be funny
epitome of “i woke up like this” whether the “this” was good or bad
nobody knows if he eats breakfast or not, but he does drink a lot of coffee
buys burner phones occasionally just to harass talk to chuuya
he eats an obscene amount of junk food though. kunikida is impressed that he’s still alive
consistently tries to get kunikida drunk (it’s a goal of his)
goes to sleep sometime between midnight and 4 am
Atsushi:
sets four different alarms every morning, sleeps through three and rushes through his morning routine, only to arrive at the agency 15 minutes early
he has a solid half hour of the day dedicated to wondering if Akutagawa is in need of some form of therapy
(he has decided the answer is yes, but will never tell him)
is the only person who actually answers dazai’s “emergency calls”
he reads his horoscope in the morning
he checks everyone else’s too
actively avoids listening to tschaikovsky’s ‘waltz of the flowers’ from the nutcracker suite
he tries to go to bed at 11 pm but never does, and occasionally takes walks late at night
once saw akutagawa at the laundromat at 2 am. he’s still not sure if it was a dream or not.
Akutagawa:
unironically wants to sleep in a coffin “because Dazai-san said he wanted to!”
will never tell anyone about that though
he wonders who Chuuya keeps getting calls from (it’s Dazai on a burner phone)
also actively avoids listening to tschaikovsky’s ‘waltz of the flowers’ from the nutcracker suite
has been known to lash out with rashoumon when abruptly woken up
will also never admit to needing some form of therapy
nobody (except gin) really knows where he lives, not even higuchi
nobody really knows if/when he eats or sleeps
he’s known as the ‘grumpy goth’ at the laundromat, and goes there only at 2 am
Chuuya:
constantly complaining about getting random calls from dazai. (he doesn’t outright say dazai, but he knows it’s him)
always says he’ll change his number, but never will
he feeds stray cats early in the morning
goes to sleep at 10 pm, and wakes up at 6:30
very deep sleeper, sometimes he wakes up on the ceiling because he activates his ability in his sleep
secretly doesn’t hate being short
he’s the mom friend (think pm onsen drama cd type mom friend)
is super meticulous about his shoes, and will buy the nicest ones he can find
wonders why akutagawa is so grumpy, and why he always skips ‘waltz of the flowers’ whenever it comes on
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mrskurono · 2 years
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i finished rereading your recent tsuki one and congrats on making me simp for the hq chara that i dont usually simp for 🥺 how dare you make me feel things im a bad bitch they cant hurt me 😤 (lol theyre 2D too what am i talking about)
can i ask what are your thots on tsuki as a character as a whole? also i hc tsuki being super into bsd? nanny tsuki watching bsd as his way of getting close to you. so heavily invested in the lore that he starts taking notes 😌 maybe lowkey jealous of a certain character 😳
asdfghjkl I've always liked Tsukki from like day one but I like sarcastic softies heuheuheu And I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks of fictional characters being fans of other shows 😂 My wife and I do it all the time with our favs and whatever show we're watching.
Onwards to thots about Tsukishima + bsd...
In terms of the type of show, I think Bungou is right up his alley. But if you watched it too? Immediately adds to his check list of reasons he sees you as the perfect partner. Tsukki likes the lore heavy themes and well plotted story. Leading to him totally keeping an inner clump of random facts about Bungou just to impress you with. Things like "Did you know Akutagawa's and Dazai's namesakes actually swapped roles? Dazai admired Akutagawa and his work and was crush when he died." And the list is endless for the poets and authors Tsukki noted that tie in closely to the show and it's symbolism. But Tsukki is a smart man, this is the kinda trivia he'd keep in his head no matter what.
What he really likes about the fact you both watch it? Is it's a reason you ask him to hang around "after work" hours. Even if he isn't getting paid he'll jump at the idea to stay at your place and watch your shows with you. Kid asleep, lights dimmed and ending with you leaning into his lap on the couch fast asleep. Tsukki is sweating bullets but in a good way. Like his hearts going to burst out of his chest but he won't move an inch. Drowning in his thoughts about how he's envisioning the two of you married, doing this nightly and all the other things married people do 😏
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mochidrabbles · 5 years
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[ BSD] Wedding Ring  Headcanons [ Port Mafia ]
Continued from the request asking for the marriage series for the Port Mafia as well. Just like with the ADA headcanons an image will be linked at the end for all of them!
Chuuya is a pretty over the top person and the ring he picks out reflects this. He also wants to make sure he gets something good enough for you that expresses not only how much he loves you but shows even a fraction of how much you’re worth to him. He ends up going with something filled with diamonds, with a thinner band so it’s comfortable to wear but with a larger piece on the top surrounding a central, large diamond. Lowkey he wants everyone to see it when they look at you so they all know how lucky he is. Here
Akutagawa gets something custom. Somewhat simple looking because he’s not really the sort to be drawn to overt the top jewellery and he didn’t want to get something that would get in your way. Still, he gets you something beautiful, elegant, and definitely unique. He probably goes for an onyx, or another dark stone instead of a classic diamond and you love it because it makes you think of him every time you look at it. Here
Higuchi gets something classic with a small twist; a diamond ring with an infinity band (a band that has two parts that form an infinity symbol beside the central diamond.) It’s a little cheesy, perhaps, but Higuchi means it from the bottom of her heart and wanted the ring she got to reflect how much she loves you. Here
Tachihara ends up getting something a little fancy. He’s worried about you not liking, or perhaps even being offended if he got something too simple. Aside from that, he really wants to get you the best things he possibly can. Even with his impressive salary he probably had to save up a little to get your ring. It’s filled with diamonds, with three large round ones; a slightly larger on in the center, sided by two others. Here
Gin gets you something unique but also simplistic and small. She goes for your favorite metal, and gets a pale gem in your favourite colour. She doesn’t go too plain because she was afraid you might not like something overly minimalist, but it’s a smaller ring. The band probably has a few inlaid diamonds, just because she thought you might like a more classic touch to a unique ring. Gin definitely get something cute inscribed inside of the ring too. Here
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