#evil dead shelia

[smiledog15578]

All ships are created equal except the bottom two since Ash was so shitty to them like girl you need a better man

#shitpost #meme #evil dead #evil dead 2 #army of darkness #ash vs evil dead #evil dead linda #linda emery #annie knowby #amanda fisher #candace barr #evil dead shelia #ash williams

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

idk if anyone will see this, and if they do i know for a fact someone will scream at me, but this is something i feel strongly about so i need to say it: fiona gallagher was an awful legal guardian to ian, debbie, carl, and liam, and she shouldn’t have ever gotten guardianship.

1). ian was missing for weeks, months even, and she thought nothing of it and just excused it as him being a teenager. like first of all, ian had been getting drunk and going off the rails for weeks before this and all she said was “will someone tell me what the hell is going on with that kid?”. like, yeah, he was just a teenager- but he was HER responsibility. she shouldve realized there was something going on and the fact that she didnt gives me the ick even if he probably wouldnt have opened up to her

2). carl literally became a drug dealer under her care and was doing INCREDIBLY dangerous things and she was just like “not my problem🤷‍♀️” like- what?! and i know that she checked up on him eventually but i really wish she did more for him then. especially when everything with franks liver was going on.

3). and FRANKS LIVER!! the entire era was devastating but like the second that she gained guardianship she was never around the kids and left them in shelias care. i dont blame debbie for being cold to her (even though it was too much) because she already had abandonment issues and that certainly didnt help.

4). liams overdose. she somehow made it all about herself and never took accountability but she absolutely should have. no, its not all her fault, but it also is. shes his guardian and left an open bag of coke out in his reach. thats neglect, like it or not.

5). in season 7 she was all about “not my problem” which is like- ok, but it is your problem. she told everyone to put her at the bottom of their emergency contact lists and to put kev and v before her. kev and v never signed up for this, but she did- literally. she even got the government involved and became their legal guardians. it doesnt matter that debbie was now a mother and carl a criminal. theyre her responsibilities. and kicking a teenage single mother out of the house is evil. i dont give a shit about your opinions on debbie. it is.

6). she left liam. yes, she shouldve gotten away, but take liam with you! in season 9 nobody knew where liam was and she legit didnt care and just up and left and didnt take him with her. she left him in the care of frank and the gallagher siblings which is stupid. she signed up for this so she cant just leave. i also want to know what happened with her guardianship because in season 11 liam says he doesnt think he has a legal guardian- you cant just quit that, can you? shes his guardian im pretty sure. and now tha frank and monica are dead what happened to him?

anyway, shes amazing. i love her. but shes a better sister than guardian/mother/whatever the fuck she is. accept it.

#shameless #fiona gallagher #liam gallagher shameless #just my two cents #im gonna die for saying this #will probably delete later

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

Nightmare time endings 2: are they happy or tragic?

ok so this one is alot harder then season 1.

Honey Queen: tragic. neither main character (Zoey or Linda) are particularly sympathetic, but Linda's father and the cult of the starry children are clearly the worst evils. at the end they're left alive while our mc's are all dead. (the one silver lining is Gerald does save 6 year old River) Nibbly walks the earth.

Perky's Buds: Bittersweet which i sense is going to be a pattern this season. Emma and Ziggs survive and defeat the nighthawks but are arrested at the end so it isn't exactly happy even if they live.

Abstinence Camp: happyish-bittersweet. Steph, Pete, and Grace all live. Jerry and Jeri who were the villains die. how dark the ending is seems to be up to interpretation and how ax-crazy you think Grace Chastity gets with power. but none of the surviving kids seem in immediate danger, and camp has to end eventually.

Daddy: bittersweet-tragic. Barry swift dies. Ted dies (adding some fridge horror to Abstinence Camp when Pete gets home) our protag Frank lives! the villain Shelia dies! but sherman emerges as the new villain and forces Frank into the horror of "raising" him.

killer track: bittersweet. Miss. Holloway saves pretty much everyone, and doesn't stay dead. unfortunately her change in identity means Duke thinks she's dead. fortunately she is still around and in his life. unfortunately he doesn't know who she is.

yellow jacket: bittersweet. like killer track our main character all live (there's a bit more tragedy for the side characters whose fates are unknown). but Lex and Hannah go on the run and leave Ethan, who thinks of them both as family and was about to propose, behind.

conclusion: last season was about a 50/50 split between happy and tragic endings. this season is much more complex with pretty much every ending tinged with if not outright bittersweet in tone.

#nightmare time spoilers #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time the honey queen #nightmare time 2 spoilers #nightmare time perky's buds #nightmare time abstinence camp #nightmare time daddy #nightmare time killer track #nightmare time yellow jacket #hatchetfield #nightmare time endings #nightmare time meta #see you in the next timeline

[oddlovergirl]

Team Fortress 2 but with VA/GW Characters (REVISED)

Since my friend Mel-Mel @melones-my-bottom-bitch is introduced to Team Fortress 2 by Miss Mingot @mingot-studios, I decided to do a rework of my mid-2020 post about the VA/GW characters as TF2 characters.

On the anti-heroic BLU Team, we have:·

Scout – Narancia Ghirga; Narancia is rather cocky and arrogant (as well as VERY short-tempered to the point of whipping out his switchblade knife if angered, which is often), and he is pretty tiny, so he fits the role perfectly.

Soldier – Bruno Bucciarati; Well, he is strong in both offense and defense (._.).

Pyro – Sheila E.; I only have one reason for giving her the role of Pyro, and it’ll all be explained below.

Demoman – Leone Abbacchio; what? The guy has a drinking problem that he mostly keeps under control.

Heavy – Guido Mista; Mista is the most comical of the team and will likely use Sex Pistols to direct the bullets, since he usually serves as the team’s enforcer.

Engineer – Pannacotta Fugo; Fugo has an IQ of 152 and when not upset (which is WHEN he gets hotheaded and violent) he’s usually polite, mature, friendly, and caring.

Medic – Coniglio; I know this seems controversial, but I decided on giving this character the role of medic instead of Giorno (don’t get me wrong; I did consider on giving the Medic role to Giorno at first). For those of you who don’t know Coniglio is, she is from Golden Heart, Golden Ring, a (dubiously canon) light novel taking place after the gang betrayed the Boss, written by Miya Shotaro and Gichi Otsuka, and illustrated by the Hirohiko Araki himself, released in Japan on May 2001 and three years later in Italy. Her Stand is The Cure (named after the English rock band), an adorable gem-encrusted rabbit capable of healing any injury or disease almost instantly. However, should it absorb too much pain, it’ll grow into a gigantic subhuman rabbit and go berserk, with it growing stronger the more it gets hit until Coniglio calls out to it to calm it down. To me its berserker state sounds like the OP version of the Ubercharge.

Sniper – Giorno Giovanna; Giorno likes to observe and analyze his enemies from his rifle scope, prefers subtle tactics to take down enemies that don’t draw too much attention, and he can turn his bullets into plant matter to trap his enemies for him to annihilate.

Spy – Cannolo Murolo; with his Stand All Along Watchtower, Cannolo makes the perfect spy for the team.

On the anti-villainous RED Team, we have:

Scout – Formaggio; that guy’s quick on his feet and able to improvise. With Little Feet, he’ll sizeshift to dodge enemy attacks. Then there’s the fact that Formaggio is a cocky son of a bitch.

Soldier – Ghiaccio; What? They're both violently crazy (even if Ghiaccio can be levelheaded at times) and seem patriotic (definitely the case with Soldier and his love for America, while foregin languages in Italian culture sets Ghiaccio off on a tirade as shown with his "Venezia" rant)

Pyro – Gelato; combine childlike with Ax-Crazy and here ya go :)

Demoman – Sorbet; I imagine Sorby spamming grenades to create a rain of blood and dismembered body parts. I'm just stumped with ideas.

Heavy – Risotto Nero; seriously, this guy might be officially tall at a whopping SIX FEET AND EIGHT FREAKING INCHES, so he’s very much a muscular giant. If you somehow manage to survive this guy’s hail of machine gun fire, depending whether you have the guy’s bullets imbedded in you or not, Risotto will use Metallica to turn you into a bullseye target at best or a human pincushion at worst.

Engineer – Pesci; generally speaking, Pesci could potentially be Only Sane by Comparison, as despite his cowardice, he's more intelligent and cautious. Not to mention it'll be a REALLY bad idea if you mess with him.

Medic – Melone; that guy might have a degree in human genetics. After all, he has a mad scientist shtick going on.

Sniper – Prosciutto; Prosciutto is all about professionalism. Both he and the Sniper are Affably Evil, as Prosciutto genuinely cares for Pesci and recognized Bruno’s worth as Capo, and the Sniper’s credo about his work as an assassin (“Be polite, be efficient; have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”) Also fitting that Prosciutto is part of the "Support Class" since Grateful Dead couldn't kill by itself and has a major weakness to the cold.

Spy – Illuso; that mofo would be the type of person to spam Electro Sappers onto the enemy machines, driving Fugo nuts and usually earning the ire of Shelia E.

Meanwhile, Diavolo is the administrator for both teams, with Doppio working for him.

#team fortress 2 #jojo #jjba #jojo part 5 #jjba part 5 #jojo's bizarre adventure #golden heart golden ring #purple haze feedback #golden wind #vento aureo #jjba golden wind #jjba vento aureo #jojo golden wind #jojo vento aureo #team buccellati #la squadra di esecuzioni #coniglio #shelia e #cannolo murolo #rework

[monochromemedic]

here’s an opinion Ash Williams from Evil Dead to the Army of Darkness +the Army of Darkness/Evil Dead comics. That’s Ash Ash in Ash vs Evil Dead? i don’t know that bitch. That’s not Ash. I really dislike Ash vs evil dead Ash it’s just... is he suppose to be super jaded even more jaded and disconnected? Is it suppose to be even more ridiculous and b-movie like? Did they just make Ash a complete dumbass asshole instead of a jerk that would flirt with women but still had a heart of gold and would be TERRIFIED of the shit he came across after all this time. But now he’s just like or at least from what i’ve seen. “Sex joke, sex joke, weed, weird joke that is ‘offensive’, dumbass, boobies, dumbass... dumbass, weed.” Like... when the fuck has Ash ever done drugs. And the entire like begining to Ash vs evil dead which i have seen that episode. Him getting high and reading from the Necronomicon to show some girl some ‘cool shit’ like Ash is dumb... he’s stupid. but he’s not THAT FUCKING DUMB. also him having sex in the bathroom of a bar and then like... she turns slight deadite and he still fucks her. Like... why.  Ash being inept at his job I can believe in some compacity, been working at S-mart for years appearently which i could believe but like I don’t think he’d be inept cause he’s just... inept but inept cause ‘i could be doing so much more, i use to do something. the normality is good but  i know i could do more’ I can SEE that point but idk he’s just a dick to everyone for no reason and just ‘cool drugs, haha sex, weapon, i’m a prick’ oh also  has... like no fucking remorse or little remorse for his friends and girlfriend and sister that get reanimated in one episode. Like he’s just like ‘oh hi again’ *kills* like I get that the deadites might use that tactic a shit ton but I doubt it’d ever get SUPER EASY to do like. I get it’s not them anymore but the Deadites aren’t complete idiots too, they have tactics of using their words against Ash, pretending to be them before turning or attacking. But like... I feel like it wouldn’t be that easy for Ash to get over even after years. That’s something you don’t get over and if we go by Ash vs Evil Dead logic the deadites haven’t attacked in a long while so there was a long space, possibility ever since Army of Darkness that the Deadites just stopped and then they come back fresh and pull that shit? like no way would Ash be fully ok with that I get that Ash gets jaded and hardened and more of a prick as Evil Dead trilogy goes on cause he has to deal with all of this fucked up shit and it just changes him as a person but there’s still Ash in there. Ash still shows signs of remorse, or shock. Hell even if you take out the first Evil Dead there’s Ash turning back from deadite form by looking at the necklace and weeping in anguish. Him being terrified of the big creature at the end. Him using Groovy which apparently was out of style even by the time that film came out. The freak out in Evil Dead 2 where he has the talk with himself in the mirror. Army of Darkness he helps people all be begrudgingly at first cause like they threw him and others in a death pit. Him with Shelia like being all flirty and ‘im a big man’ but still caring for her and trying not to kill her when she’s possessed. tl;dr: I don’t like Ash in Ash vs Evil Dead from the small clips and few episodes i’ve seen because he’s too much of an asshole/sleezy druggie. and barely shows the Ash i’ve seen and has been established in the original trilogy and the comics that was basically canon lore for the longest time.

#evil dead #ash vs evil dead #ash williams #army of darkness

[ao3feed-p5-boyslove]

by Starii

Smash Brothers City is a peaceful city filled with different and odd character's alike, the peaceful tranquillity that the city holds however changes when a police officer is found dead near Smash Brothers Academy, bringing about shock and suspicion about the cause of his death. Yumiko Shirasagi, a fellow student council member decides to investigate when she finds out that Leon's death might have been the result of murder from someone at the school, who could be looking for the mysterious and suspicious Headmaster who is seldom seen.

As Yumiko, along with new students Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnell investigate the mystery's of the school, they begin to uncover the hidden pasts and secrets that each student holds, most of whom become suspicious as a result as well as the secrets regarding the academy and town itself that will change there perspective of things and how they even came to Smash Brothers City in the process.

But Yumiko, Fox and Wolf are determined to solve the mystery's the town has no matter who or what get's in their way.

Words: , Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Story, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Persona 5, Super Smash Brothers, Persona 3, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Metroid Series, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Plants vs Zombies, Little King's Story, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Alex Kidd - Fandom, Donkey Kong (Video Games), A Boy and his Blob, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Legend of Spyro, Yume Nikki | Dream Diary, Devil May Cry, Star Fox Series, F-Zero (Video Games), Game & Watch

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Shirasagi Yumiko, Wolf O'Donnell, Fox McCloud, Mario (Nintendo), Samus Aran, Pauline (Nintendo), Luigi (Nintendo), Peach-hime | Peach Toadstool, Princess Daisy, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Shadow the Hedgehog, Maria Robotnik, Pit (Kid Icarus), Boy, Blob, Alex Kidd, Koopa | Bowser, Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik, King K. Rool, Professor E. Gadd, Black Shadow (F-Zero), Madotsuki (Yume Nikki), Nero (Devil May Cry), Kyrie (Devil May Cry), Yoshizawa Kasumi, Akechi Goro, Sakamoto Ryuji, Rosalyn Hollotus, Hayasaka Chiaki, Princess Rosalina, Leon S. Kennedy, Paula Polestar, Cynder (Spyro), Mr. Game & Watch, Isabelle, Orville, Moroboshi Shizuka, Kurusu Akira, Morgana (Persona Series), Goombas (Super Mario), Heiho | Shy Guy, Peashooter (Plants vs Zombies), Sunflower (Plants vs Zombies), Peter Hollotus, Shelia Bentley, Bruno Hollotus, Changpu Tseng, Liang Tseng, Olive Koopa, Koopa Jr | Bowser Jr, Ludwig von Koopa, Larry Koopa, Roy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa, Morton Koopa Jr., Iggy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Boom Boom (Super Mario), Pom Pom (Super Mario), Nakajima Akemi, Loki, O'Hara Satomi, Kirijo Takeharu, Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Link (Legend of Zelda), Zelda's Father (Legend of Zelda), Zelda's Mother (Legend of Zelda), Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda), Shido Masayoshi, Kirijo Kouetsu, Impa (Legend of Zelda), Hades (Kid Icarus), Palutena (Kid Icarus), Ikutsuki Shuji, Krystal (Star Fox), James McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, R.O.B. | Robotic Operating Buddy, Theron O'Donell, Leon Powalski, Pigma Dengar, Panther Caroso (Star Fox), Andrew Oikonny, Algy, Lyla O'Donell, Vixy Reinard, Ness (Mother 2), Spyro the Dragon, Dark Cynder (Spyro), Malefor | The Dark Master, Uboa (Yume Nikki), Poniko (Yume Nikki), Shitai-san (Yume Nikki), Monoko (Yume Nikki), Monoe (Yume Nikki), Gerald Robotnik, The Marker (Dead Space), King Sarasa, Queen Sarasa, Yoshi (Nintendo), Kitagawa Yusuke, Takamaki Ann, Niijima Makoto, Sakura Futaba, Okumura Haru, Yoshizawa Sumire, Kamoshida Suguru, Suzui Shiho, Maruki Takuto, Takamizawa Kyoko, Kondo Hiroyuki, Dante (Devil May Cry), Vergil (Devil May Cry), Lady (Devil May Cry), Trish (Devil May Cry), Tabuu (Super Smash Brothers), King Boo, Shirasagi Sabuo, Igor (Persona Series), Lavenza (Persona Series), Caroline (Persona Series), Justine (Persona Series), Sumida Umeko, Katayama Natsuko, Okumura Kunikazu, Credo (Devil May Cry), The Headmaster, Claire Redfield, Chris Redfield, Nitta Isamu, Kashima Naoki, Takao Yoko, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Stanley the Bugman, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, Lanky Kong, Crazy Dave (Plants vs Zombies), Doctor Zomboss, Captain Falcon, Black Doom, Adam Malkovich

Relationships: Krystal/Fox McCloud, Shirasagi Yumiko/Nakajima Akemi, Kyrie/Nero (Devil May Cry), Shirasagi Yumiko/Nero, Shirasagi Yumiko & Fox McCloud, Fox McCloud & Wolf O'Donnell, Wolf O'Donnell & Sonic the Hedgehog, Wolf O'Donnell & Leon Powalski, Wolf O'Donnell & Pigma Dengar, Wolf O'Donnell & Andrew Oikonny, Wolf O'Donnell & Panther Caroso, Fox McCloud & James McCloud, Fox McCloud & Falco Lombardi, Fox McCloud & Peppy Hare, Fox McCloud & Slippy Toad, Yoshizawa Kasumi & Yoshizawa Sumire, Akechi Goro & Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Akechi Goro & Akechi Goro's Mother, Akechi Goro/Kurusu Akira, Akechi Goro & Shido Masayoshi, Akechi Goro & Yoshizawa Kasumi, Kurusu Akira & Sakamoto Ryuji, Sakamoto Ryuji & Phantom Thieves of Heart, Sakamoto Ryuji & Yoshizawa Kasumi, Yoshizawa Kasumi & Maruki Takuto, Shirasagi Yumiko & Kyrie, Shirasagi Yumiko & Yoshizawa Kasumi, Shirasagi Yumiko & Kirijo Takeharu, Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Ganondorf & Link & Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Mario/Pauline (Nintendo), Peach-hime | Peach Toadstool/Princess Rosalina, Princess Daisy/Luigi, Princess Daisy & Peach-hime | Peach Toadstool, Mario & Peach-hime | Peach Toadstool, Koopa | Bowser & Mario, Koopa | Bowser & Peach-hime | Peach Toadstool, Koopa | Bowser & Koopa Jr | Bowser Jr, Koopa | Bowser & Koopalings, Bowser & Pom Pom, Bowser & Boom Boom, Bowser & Eggman, Maria Robotnik & Shadow the Hedgehog, Akecihi Goro & Shirasagi Yumiko, Rosalyn Hollotus/Moroboshi Shizuka, Boy & Blob, Ness & Paula Polestar, Paula Polestar & Cynder, Cynder & Spyro the Dragon, Cynder & Malefor, Cynder & Dark Cynder, Madotsuki & Monoko (Yume Nikki), Madotsuki/Shitai-san (Yume Nikki), Madotsuki & Monoe (Yume Nikki), Madotsuki & Poniko (Yume Nikki), Madotsuki & Maria Robotnik, Madotsuki & Miles "Tails" Prower, Yoshizawa Kasumi & Madotsuki, Bowser & King K. Rool, Bowser/Olive, Leon S. Kennedy & Claire Redfield

Additional Tags: Mystery, Secrets, Academy, Alternate Universe, Retelling, Past Abuse, Past Relationship(s), Past Violence, Dark Past, Child Abuse, Childhood Friends, Childhood Trauma, Family Drama, Family Member Death, Demons, Gods, Canonical Character Death, Character Death, Suicide, Murder Mystery, Murder, Assassination, friendships, Psychic Abilities, Family Fluff, Eventual Romance, Romance, Nightmare Fuel, Zombies, Monsters, Execution, Student Council, Tearjerker, Investigations, Rescue Missions, Rescue, Dreams and Nightmares

#akeshu #shuake #akira kurusu #goro akechi #persona

[a-loser-answers]

Jason Todd?

favorite thing about them - the complexity of his character (!!when written well!!). He’s a very round and dynamic character and almost every aspect of him contradicts itself, and it’s like how he represents the duality or good and evil while existing in a gray area. He’s brutally honest, yet manipulative; he’s empathetic but selectively; he’s forgiving to a fault towards those he loves, but bears bitter grudges against those he hates; he does everything out of necessity and wanting to make the world a better place, but he’s cruel and merciless doing so. As well as that, what his character represents as a whole. His existence in comic books reminds us of the severity of the reality Batman lives in— one where innocent people get hurt and go without justice, where Batman and Joker’s rivalry isn’t a silly game but something with real consequences, and one where systems of poverty and abuse have long lasting impacts. He forces us to consider our own morality, and forces us to question the nature of violence, justice, corruption, and revenge.

least favorite thing about them - the way the fandom portrays him half the time, and how many writers fuck up his characterization. And the fact that it’s easy to fuck up his characterization,,,,,,, because in the best things he’s written in, he’s super complex, and not a lot of other writers know how to deal with complexity. I guess that’s the nature of comics books though so oh well

favorite line - “I’m not talking about killing Scarecrow or Dent, I’m talking about him! Just him! And doing it because... because he took me away from you” (this line always makes me fucking cry when I rewatch the movie or reread the comic,,,,,,,,, also it was hard to narrow it down since everything jason says is iconic)

brOTP - Artemis & Jason, Roy & Jason, Bizarro & Jason, Barbara & Jason, Stephanie & Jason; possibly Harley Quinn & Jason, I feel like since he could kind of handle Duela he could keep up with Harley and they could be friends, but I think DC is too cowardly to make it happen (because let’s be real if they teamed up, the J*ker would be dead in an instant) and also I don’t trust DC to not try to push some gross romantic narrative when clearly Harley should be a mom friend/wine-aunt figure.

OTP - Jason/Roy, Jason/Kyle, sometimes Jason/Artemis,

nOTP - any Batcest. Adopted family is just as real as biological family, and I will not take criticism. Also once while scouting the darkest depths of AO3 I came across a fic tagged with Punchline/Jason Todd and let me tell you, I will not have that shit within fifty feet of me. No thank you.

random headcanon - Roy steals Jason’s hoodies 👀

unpopular opinion - the fandom doesnt talk enough about Dr Shelia Haywood, and also neither Jason nor Bruce were at fault in Jason’s death (although I’d be willing to assign some blame to Dr Haywood). Also the comics from the late 80s were better than whatever the fuck Scott Lobdell was trying to do (not saying I don’t enjoy those comics, but I have a lot more criticism of them)(speaking of which, Duela Dent deserves better)

song i associate with them - i could fill like entire fucking playlists with songs I associate with him,,,, for the sake of time I’m just gonna list Welcome to the Black Parade, and Teenagers both by mcr

favorite picture of them -

#long post #me rambling #incest mention tw #romance mention tw #manipulation mention #death mention #murder mention #abuse mention tw #violence mention tw #swearing tw #long post tw #gun tw

[longsightmyth]

Myth reads The Hawk’s Gray Feather, Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Look I’m getting tired of one-off tumblr posts that get lost. Stream of consciousness chapter by chapters!

So we know from Blackmantle that Arthur was going to show eventually to fight off the oppressive yoke of Edeyrn, evil half-sidhe druid and half brother of Gwyn ap Nudd, who was (is? She’s sort of a goddess now?) Athyn’s godson. We also know from The Silver Branch that Arthur was of the House of Don and one of Gwydion’s far-off ancestors, thereby from Gwynedd, aka one of the Space Welsh planets.

The narrator of this trilogy is Taliesin, bff and eventual brother-in-law to Arthur. Taliesin is super proud of Gwynedd in general and Arvon in particular. “I speak not to vaunt, for I myself was born on the borders of that land of sea and stone: I, Taliesin, youngest child of Gwyddno, lord of Cantred Gaaelod, and Medeni his wife, who died of some plague when I was yet too young to know her. There were often plagues in those times, many said sent by Edeyrn the Marbh-draoi, to chasten the race of Kymry, that if he could not bend their stiff necks then by the gods he would break them.”

Edeyrn has outlived all contemporaries (I mean, WE know why: half aes sidhe, etc etc, but most of the Kelts are still kind of like ‘wtf’) and overthrown Alawn last-king. “Almost since the day Edeyrn took power for himself, breaking the ancient rule of Ard-tiarnas and Fainne and Senate and Assembly and House of Peers that has served us so well and so long, there has been a resistance.”

Not a very EFFECTIVE resistance, apparently, since a lot of people went ‘oh sure we’ll take this opportunity to grab some power’ and a lot of those people were druids, so. Magic.

The Ban-Draoi were having none of that nonsense apparently, but I noticed in Blackmantle that the Ban-Draoi seemed to have less political power at that time than they do in Aeron’s. Maybe that’s still the case?

“As for the common folk of Keltia, they chose much as common folk, or indeed any folk, anywhere, would choose: to be left alone to live their lives as best they might; with honor if it could be managed, with the least degree of dishonor if not. Though not to be greatly praised, neither are they to be greatly blamed: they helped where and when and as they could, and if they could not help then at least they did not often hinder. They wished only to survive, and sometimes - oftentimes - even that poor grace was not to be given to them.” Ouch, y’all.

Taliesin has six siblings: Tegau, the eldest daughter and the heir, triplet boys (?!) Elwyn, Cadreth, and Adaon, two more sisters two years apart named Shelia and Rainild, and Taliesin born twenty (?!) years after them. All of them are part of the Counterinsurgency (the rebellion scorns to call itself a rebellion, because Edeyrn is the invader and insurgent, is the thinking). Tegau lost a breast in battle, said ‘no don’t grow it back, I want a fucking gold one to Make A Statement’. Taliesin clearly thinks she’s cooler than sliced bread.

He doesn’t see his dad much because he looks ridiculously like his mom and it makes his dad sad. Screw you, dad. Taliesin finds fatherly affection in a Super Secret Druid (though apparently it’s an open Super Secret to the family)  named Ailithir, who I assume is Merlin. My memories of these books are fuzzy.

Taliesin’s nurse wakes him in the middle for the night for his father Gwyddno to tell him that Edeyrn has summoned Gwyddno and that Taliesin, as the only child of the manor home, is nominal lord, with Ailithir to keep an eye on him. Taliesin can tell everyone is worried, and his father gives him the feather Taliesin’s mother found the day she learned she was pregnant with Taliesin. It’s a grey hawk’s feather, naturally. “In the bardic speech it signifies courage, and far seeing, and swift striking, and high soaring beyond the flight of common wings.”

So yeah. We the readers know Gwyddno is as good as dead, and Ailithir pretty much confirms it when he talks about how Taliesin’s father and grandmother kept their little corner of Gwynedd from under Edeyrn’s control by being super clever rule-lawyers and pretending not to have any idea about the counterinsurgency. “In the ordinary way, your sister Tegau, as firstborn, would come to rule it in her turn.” I have only known about Tegau for like ten minutes and already if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this book and then myself. If Tegau dies I will riot., and tbh Taliesin would probably join me.

Anyway Gwyddno has been called to account for basically everybody he knows being counterinsurgency. He’s very dead, he (and Taliesin) just don’t know it yet.

#myth reads #myth reads the hawk's gray feather #myth reads the keltiad #King Arthur in space

[nickdempsey]

Ash Williams (Evil Dead) is the father of Peter Parker

So, the actress playing Peters mother in the Amazing Spiderman movies is the same actress playing Shelia in Army of Darkness.

So Ash Williams impregnated her before leaving for his own time, assuming he didn't sleep too long.

During his adventures, he ends up in the Marvel Zombies universe (Marvel Zombies vs Army of Darkness crossover) due to the Nechronomicons magic. After kicking ass in that universe, he learns that Shelia also used magic to travel through time and space to be with him, only to end up in the Amazing universe. So he uses the power of the nechronomicon to travel to that universe to check up on his son occasionally.

However, in true Ash Williams fashion, he's in the wrong universe, the Rami Universe, completely convinced he fathered Tobey Macguire Spiderman.

#spiderman #evil dead #army of darkness #peter parker #marvel #bruce campbell #andrew garfield #tobey maguire

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Spnlv - Jeffrey Vincent Price

“I DO NOT LOOK LIKE COLONEL SANDERS! I dont even like chicken!”

For the record i love mark s, i thought he was amazing

Q: where asmodeus’ suit come from

A: it was all the writers. I love the juxtaposition of how evil he is, white is normally pure so he’s pure evil

Q: advice for cons from other actors

A: dont bring up mark s? Rich has been helpful.

Q: when you saw the concept, what were some of the things you thought of to being him to life?

A: kevin spacey, house of cards. Southern gent that can charm and then stab you in the back. He just felt like this old plantation owners sitting on his porch drinking a mint julep and just a lot of evil shit going on.

Q: pranks

A: haircut - Jared must have the longest hair, its in his contract

Q: fave dinosaur

A: would the cockroach be considered a dino? They’ve been around 450 million years and they havent changed their shape.

Ode to a cockroach

(He talks too fast but gorgeous poetry)

Q:what was it like working with misha and mark p? Pranks?

A: they were awesome, misha was impressed that he got the costume ref. Mark same deal, connected right away - v comfortable actor

Q: fave scene?

A: hasnt aired yet. Besides that, the first ep when he’s explaining the scars. Love the set, it felt like theater. It felt like it transcended the form, to be on the show

Q: paintings, what inspires you

A: for those who dont know im also a painter, seventeen 18 years. Grew up drawing, but it came and went, cast in film in berlin. Asked them to pay cash and fly me to prague. Backpacked europe. Some lonely days, but i would go in these museums and see these paintings, long dead artists and these paintings were still moving me. Felt like a human game, leaving things behind for people to understand. Shorter answer, people and animals that i paint. Series “naked and famous”, all people i know that stand live. I paint them because they’re some of the most interesting and beautiful people ive come across. And animals are just beautiful (except possums)

Q: fave artist

A: egon shelia (1800s)

Lot of people ask that, long answer - doing a five hour painting takes 17 years

Q: had you seen the show first

A: had not, but ive been catching up. I’ll ask again on twitter for fave eps, which ones i should watch and why. Love french mistake, love rich springfield. Loved Baby.

First ep he did was reunion with director

Q: we found out about gabriel, how did asmodeus catch gabriel?

A: spoilers

Q: who inspired you to become an actor: who still inspires you

A: robert deniro, esp in earlier stuff, he looked a lot like my dad. These days, daniel day lewis, shawn penn, love jeff bridges, watching him go from comedy to drama. Love watching actors do that

Q: entry to acting

A: auditioned for Oklahoma in hs, « do i have to sing » , didn’t want to but did it anyways. Looked at costume, sets, lights, realized people do this for a living, i wanna do this!

Q: show allows characters to grow and change, where would you like to see asmo grow?

A: ruler of all things great and small. Unlimited power! Did i say that out loud? Like to see him out in the world more, playing nice with others. Show’s in such good hands with the writers so i havent projected too far ahead. Trust them.

Q: have you and tim omundson ever been seen in the same place at the same time

A: uh oh she’s on to me

Q: if gabriel put asmo into tv land, what shows to annoy the most

A: dukes of hazzard, leave it to beaver, continuous kfc commercials eating kfc

*pets dog*

Q: when you got the ep with gabe in the cell, how did that feel?

A: mmnm

Person: How about now?

Jef: Pretty powerful

Person: Luce or gabe?

Jef: I got a lot of bad mofos after me rn

Q: love witch

A: love the movie, “you’ll end up calling me Assmodeus”, love the way it was filmed, loves the director/creator

Q: when asmodeus finally gets taken out (coooold blooded!), for the first time, how do you want him to go? Winchesters, luci, cas?

A: can i choose none? I mean, winchesters take out everyone dont they? All the big bads? Take both of em at once.

Q: (you’re super hot btw) have you ever done a horror film?

A: love witch is kinda considered horror, if love witch is horror thats my fave.... another one called dark reel, such an odd film

Rich: i forgot, we were on jericho together, and he punched me in the face

#spnlv #jeffrey vincent price #long post #spnvegas 18

[marumigamer]

Back in time

Continuation of the Short Story of the chapter 544. Sorry for the delay, I was in a bad mental situation.

Tagging the people who asked for it @scarletqueens06 @celestialanime-goddess

If someone wants me to continue this, there is a third part in my mind. Just say it

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- We have to find Cronos! - yelled Erza to everyone -. Make groups and search everywhere! He has to be somewhere!

- Cronos is a God! - answered Gray -. The only place he could be is where the Gods live!

- Cronos loves humans - said the pink haired woman -. If he's in any place, he will be between the humans.

- But... The world is too big - said Lucy to her, worried -. Where we will find him?

- That's not my problem anymore. I already lost all.

- Ah! That Spriggan! - remembered Wendy suddenly -. She said she had the power of Cronos!

- It's true! - continued Shelia -. Dimaria!

- She's with Brandish... - said Lucy -. Where are they now?

- Search them! Quick! - ordered Erza.

As soon as she said that, Erza's body shattered slowly, in the same way Natsu and Acnologia's did. Everyone was too focused looking at her to notice the man who passed next to her, touching her shoulder.

- Who are you? - asked Erza, as soon as she saw that her body was back to normal.

- You were searching for me, but you don't know how I look like? - asked the man -. That's lame, little humans.

The man put his hands on the ground, and the golden tattoos he had around his body glowed. Soon, the floor around him, and around the mages, turned yellow, creating a huge bubble with them inside.

- I'm Cronos, God of Time - said the man, standing up.

His golden marks stopped glowing and everyone could see his dark skin. His golden hair, and his golden eyes surrounded by black, were shiny. Everyone was focused on him, that no one saw the pink haired woman going at his side.

- I thought you were gone, Cronos - said the woman.

- I was captured and contracted by the Yesta family for the last 400 years - explained Cronos -. But that girl, Dimaria, didn't renew the contract. Now she's powerless. I don't have to ask about you, right Gabriella?

The world around them changed, but the ones inside the bubble remained untouched. They could see dragons and destruction around.

- This is your world without Acnologia - explained Cronos -. The dragon war still continues, the humanity is near to extinction, and the hell doors are still open. Acnologia, before he became what you know, closed those doors with his step-brother, who was also a Dragon Slayer.

- Why two Dragon Slayers would want to close the hell doors? - asked Erza.

- Acnologia is half demon. That's why. Back then, demons used to rape humans for fun, and that's how he was born.

- What is this bubble? - asked Freed -. I never saw something like this before.

- What it remains from your timeline. And you couldn't saw it, because it's a magic only me and my Slayer are able to use. A God magic.

Everyone looked at him. Gabriella, the pink haired woman, seemed to be more calm with him around.

- Do you want to save your world? - asked Cronos -. Don't answer, I already know it.

Cronos opened the time lapse inside the bubble, bigger enough to absorb everyone in it.

- Is this the time lapse? - asked Lucy, looking at all the crystals around her.

- Yes - answered Cronos, going to a part that was broken -. And here is where Acnologia died. And our entry to the limbo.

- The limbo?

- It's a place with no time and no space, where all the souls lost in time travels are trapped. The five Slayers that traveled to the future could be trapped here. Jump inside quick. It's the only way to keep us together. Otherwise, we will be lost.

- Even you? - asked Gray.

- Kid, this world is infinite. You can't guide of nothing in it.

As soon as Cronos jumped in, everyone followed him. As soon as they entered in the limbo, they saw what he was talking about. No one could see the end or the ground. At one of the sides, there was a gigantic bubble. Inside it, everyone from their world.

- Natsu! - yelled Lucy as soon as she saw him.

- Don't go! - yelled Cronos -. If you enter in that, you will be erased too!

- Eh!?

- That bubble are the ones from your timeline that don't exist in the timeline that there is right now and were alive in yours!

- Where we have to go!? - asked Sting.

- Let me check for a moment... There! That black hole! But we don't have to enter in it!

- And how will we arrive there!? - asked Gajeel -. It's too far away!

Without knowing how, a white dragon appeared and carried everyone to the hole. Everyone was surprised to find a platform around it. The limbo seemed to be empty and no have end, as long as not having absolutely anything visible instead of the bubble and the black hole.

The white dragon turned into Sting when he landed, making everyone fall of his back. Cronos, Gabriella and a blonde woman were the ones who landed standing.

- Sting!? Since when you can turn into a dragon? - asked Rogue.

- For a long time ago - answered Sting -. A very long time...

- Raziel! - yelled Gabriella, looking inside the hole.

Everyone approached to her. The hole was filled with black water, and was very deep. But the blue hair and marks of the apocalyptic dragon could be seen perfectly from where they were.

- Don't enter - said Cronos to Gabriella, who was about to put her hand in the water -. You could disappear.

- What do you mean? - asked Sting -. Hi, Anna.

The blonde woman looked at Sting, without saying a word. She only smiled.

- I mean that we need a relative - explained Cronos -. But not any relative. Someone who has an strong bond with him, and is related by blood. A parent, a brother, a child, a cousin, all works. But the bond has to be too strong, it's the only thing that can fight this waters and their secrets.

- What secrets? - asked Anna.

- I'm late to say it. He already jumped.

Cronos was right. Sting was inside the black water, swimming to Acnologia.

- For the question you were about to ask before, Rogue... Sting is Acnologia's older brother - said Anna.

- But we grew up together! How is that possible? - asked Rogue.

- Someone killed him, but didn't take his soul. Sting is immortal, and when he was killed, he lost his memories and turned into a child. Did you notice that his hair is longer? That's because he's recovering his memories. That's why he jumped. Sting and Acnologia had the strongest bond of all. After all, he defended his half brother to death when everyone bullied him.

Inside the water, Sting knew very well that he wasn't alone. There was something else hiding in those waters. Something dangerous. Take his young brother and leave. That's what he was thinking. But Acnologia was in the deepest part. He had a long path to swim.

While he was swimming, he was checking what magic he could remember that could help him to go faster. And, suddenly, he turned into a mermaid. That made him go three times faster than before.

When Sting arrived at Acnologia's side, he tried to wake up him. But it was impossible. He was dead after all. Sting looked at his surroundings. He sensed something moving near to them. He didn't have time to wake up him. He had to take him off the water or everything would disappear.

Sting took Acnologia and swam to the surface. But as soon as he started swimming, a dark creature attacked them. But the attack didn't reach them. When Sting looked at the surface, he saw Cronos, using his magic.

- It's all I an do against them - explained Cronos to the others -. I may be a God, but Ankhseram restrained all the Gods' powers, except his. He's the only one who can use unlimited power freely. He created those creatures. If I enter in those waters, I'm dead. Time won't exist anymore. If time doesn't exist, the world will stop moving. Do you understand?

Everyone made silence. Anna and Gabriella were looking inside the water, keeping an eye at Sting and Acnologia while Cronos used his magic to stop those creatures that were trying to stop Sting.

- What are those creatures? - asked Gabriella.

- Time eaters. Memory eaters. Existence eaters. They don't have an official name, but they do all of those things - answered Cronos -. They exist to eliminate the ones who die inside the time lapse, alongside with their existence. And what remains of those people creates one of those creatures. They are here from different universes, different worlds, different timelines. But none of them remembers who they were before. Ankhseram did this specially for me. Those creatures want revenge against me because I couldn't save them.

- Save them from what? - asked Anna.

- Destroying their worlds. Being forgotten by their families and friends. All of those things.

No one asked anything else to Cronos. He was using all his magic against some creatures he couldn't win. And no one could help him. No one knew what kind of magic besides of the time magic could affect them.

As Sting approached to the exit, more creatures were attacking him. He wasn't sure if he could get out with Acnologia, so he made a fast decision and threw Acnologia outside. He threw his brother to Gabriella, who catched him like she did it all her life. Then, Sting used magic to make the creatures run away for a moment, so he could impulse himself to the surface. When he was near to the surface, Sting extended his hand, which Anna took and pulled him out of the water, carrying him.

- You broke my illusion, Sting - said Anna, as her clothes changed to something similar to a battle yukata, and her hair became shorter.

- And make everyone think you crossed Eclipse when you really lived the last 400 years taking care of the family? I think not - answered Sting.

- Look who's talking! The one who turned into a child and lost 400 years of his immortal life!

- You lived them for me.

- You idiot.

Everyone was too focused in Anna and Sting to notice Gabriella and Cronos with Acnologia. Until Frosch approached to them.

- Frosch thinks he doesn't look evil - said Frosch, talking about Acnologia.

- He wasn't - explained Gabriella -, until he lost all. His bad thoughts, with his demon blood and the fact that he wouldn't see us again, turned him crazy. That's how the Raziel you know was born. He forgot most of his emotions, and who he was.

- Frosch wants to give Acnologia a hug.

- When he wokes up, I'll tell him. You will see his true face in that moment. The one he's always hiding.

- You have to leave now - said Cronos to everyone -. I'll send you back while I recover your timeline and I bring back Acnologia. Good luck.

As soon as Cronos said that, everything was covered by a white light. When they could see again, they were just a few seconds before Acnologia's death. The mages in Hargeon stopped their spell while the Dragon Slayers stopped Natsu jumping on him.

- What are you doing!? - asked Natsu, as soon as he sensed the weight of his comrades.

- Save the world - answered Sting -. It's been a long time, Raziel!

Sting winked when he said that. Acnologia didn't know how to answer to that. Suddenly, he started recovering his memories. His head hurted enough to leave him unconscious, and the time lapse escaped from his mouth, making everyone return to Hargeon. Even his soul.

- Is he alive? - asked Lucy, looking at the unconscious Acnologia.

- Yes, he is - answered Wendy -. We stopped Natsu-san in time.

- He's recovering his memories - added Sting -. He will be fine in a few hours.

Lucy smiled and nooded. Natsu wasn't aware of what was happening, and everyone was celebrating that they saved their world.

Inside the limbo, Cronos was alone near to the dark waters. He had to do something else.

- I must bring those others back. If I don't, she will be a problem. I only can do it from here, the only place where my powers are not restricted. It's been a while since I did this. I hope nothing happens to me.

Back to Hargeon, no one wanted to explain Natsu what was happening. Everyone wanted to celebrate the victory. But someone interrupted.

- Seems like you could save your world, humans - said a purple haired woman, who had an sphere in her hands -. But not for too long. I have the Fairy Heart!

- It can't be... - said Gabriella, who arrived at that moment -. How are you still alive!?

- You don't know who am I. No one here knows that.

- ANASTASCIA!

When everyone looked in the direction from where that name came from, they saw Zeref carrying Mavis, who was completely powerless, in his back, and Larcade with demons wings at their side. Zeref was in rage.

#fan fiction english #chapter 544 #random writings #raziel dragneel au #fairy tail #fairy tail oneshot