#fake crime

[gnomeboops]

inventing a new genre of media called “fake crime”

#fcc #(fake crime community) #fake crime #gnomeantics original 🌟

[evil-gang]

i thought yr most recent rb was about true crime and not tma and got scared

Oh HELL no. I don't listen to true crime. However, I do listen to false crime! (Link is to the site for the podcast Liminal Criminals)

#liminal criminals #fake crime #podcast recommendations

[harasharaved]

The fact that Judaism is trending because of both the wave of bomb threats on synagogues and Bradley Cooper's Antisemitism Adventure (his huge fake prosthetic nose, and him basically stealing the story from a Jewish man) is so infuriating and so exhaustingly typical.

The fact that I see Judaism trending on Tumblr and immediately think "oh no. Something Bad is happening to us." We're never trending cause it's fucking good. I never get to be excited, it's just cold dread.

The fact that Antisemitism is getting worse everyday and the only ones who ever talk about it are other Jews. The fact that no one else fucking cares. The only ones who support us are other Jews. Even when gentiles talk about Nazis or white supremacists they don't want to help us. We're just their prop, the canary in the coal mine and the perfect victim.

The fact that everyone's uncomfortable with Jews still being here. Reminding them of things they'd rather forget.

The fact that it'd be easier for them if we were all dead. Then they could tell stories about our people, dressed in offensive caricatures, without us making a fuss.

#im so fucking pissed right now #jew tag #judaism #jumblr #when will we be able to catch a fucking break man #i keep thinking about dara horn man #she said it best #a hundred times #Sarah's bullshit #I'll probably delete this later i just AUGH #g-d im angry i just wanted to rant #me and every jewish person ever who went to hebrew school or shul or anything #we have armed security guards as some flimsy protection so we dont get hate crimed #so no one comes in and shoots our kids #by the way. its not normal. its been all ive ever known though #g-d forbid one of those bomb threats is real will gentiles slap on a fake nose and make a movie about it twenty years later

[krakenprince]

If I confessed to a murder on tumblr it would get 1 note three days after posting and the police would never find out

#mental illness #fake crime

[liberalsarecool]

Corporate media is nurturing a fake crime wave.

This imaginary crime wave has been used not only to extinguish the growing defund the police movement but to increase police budgets all across the US.

#Copaganda

#fake crime panic

[leahthedreamer]

Over 1000 people murdered because Israel bombed a HOSPITAL and proceeded to defend it by first lying and saying it was a Hamas misfire and then secondly outright admitting that they told them to evacuate then continued to destroy it anyway yet the media and stupid fucks online will insist this is a “war on both sides.”

#tired of everyone #tired of the media #tired of tumblr users who are white fake activists #tired of Israel supporters #you people were busy crying about the 40 non existent beheaded babies yet it’s complete SILENCE on war crimes for the past three days #really wish death on you lot I really do #Palestine #free palestine #free gaza

[ideas-ideasideasideas]

Headcanon that instead of signing his threats Red Hood uses semicolons liberally (and correctly) because nobody up to their eyeballs in crime in his part of Gotham uses semicolons. ‘Don’t even try to run; I know all of your hideouts’ is a Certified Red Hood Threat. ‘I’m always watching; every minute every second’ is someone impersonating Red Hood.

#this results in a significant increase in the number of people who know how to use semicolons #because the criminals want to know if a message is from hood so they need to take it seriously #and the civilians need to know if an offer to help is genuine or a trick #the semicolon eventually becomes an unreliable way of telling real red hood messages from fake ones #because now everyone knows how to use a semicolon #meanwhile Jason rubs his hands together and gleefully mutters that it’s all going according to keikaku #and by keikaku he means his long term plan to increase literacy rates in crime alley #Red Hood #Jason Todd #DC #DCU #DC Red Hood #punctuation

[b1rdeyes]

NO FUCKING WAY

#‘when nobody’s watching’ ‼️ #I saw a post with this and I thought it was fake but NOOOOO #they’re giving us way too much material to work with wth (i need more) #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #and I’ve heard it gets GAYER this is only s2 oh my lord

[galehowl]

Can't believe I finally made a new character that is... Actually new and not Ray and/or Drago in a different setting lmao

He's an Astromancer for our new DnD campaign, some random info under the cut

Disguises as a high elf via a handy magical illusion thanks to an enchanted ring and necklace, and goes by the name Rovan when as such

Also goes by "he" while in disguise, but normally uses they/it as well, doesn't really care which are used

Astromancer, so... space magic. Ended up being a spellblade with teleportation powers and also... Fire. So much starfire.

The glowing patterns on his body shift and change by will or as a reaction to various things, much like those of "our" cephalopods; they're bioluminescent and are way more noticeable in the dark, though the intensity and hue can change

Glasses also act as sunglasses when out and about during the day, as its eyes are sensitive to sunlight, and it generally keeps its body mostly covered as well

Would probably be called a nerd

Is trying to help investigate a series of murders in a town along with the rest of the group, since they were asked for help by the locals

Locals who heard rumors that the group helped uncover a cult a few years ago, which was literally accidental on their part, they were all in the wrong place, wrong time, don't really know each other and went their separate ways afterwards, no one actually is good at solving crimes

No one in the group knows that the elf is not, in fact, an elf

#people are asking them for help while they're like #ah yes crimes #we don't know shit about investigation #fake it till you make it I guess #or fighting cults for that matter #but everyone is also broke #it's just there partially out of morbid curiosity #dnd #my art #my characters #illithid #mind flayer #astromancer #also who ever doubted that if allowed to meddle with homebrew #I'd make a mind flayer character LMAO #no one

[rubydubydoo122]

I just read a fic where Jason goes back in time to before Bruce was born, and he kinda just stays there, so it’s both Alfred and Jason raising Bruce and the rest of the Batfamily, but I just think it would be so much funnier/cooler if Jason went back in time and he just becomes Alfred. Like, it’s a closed loop and Alfred was Jason and Jason was Alfred. Idk, I just think it was a fun concept.

The fic is We Realized We’re Both to Blame But What Could We Do? By appalyneinstitute1

#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #the British accent is fake #and Alfred knows how to use a gun #instead of Alfred being a WWII veteran he’s just a veteran of Bruce’s war on crime before it even started #dc comics #batman #batfam #red hood

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

When Wilson asks House to do things for him, like be present for his surgery or tell him he loves him, and he says no, House isn't saying no because he doesn't mean it, he's saying no because actions speak louder than words and everybody lies

#Does this make any sense I wrote it while fighting my sleeping medication #He says no but him saying no doesnt actually mean he doesnt want to because in the end hes always there #“No I won't say I love you instead I'll fake my death to be with you” #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #housemd #clearing out my drafts

[awesomecooperlove]

📺📺📺

#media #liars #fake #dirty politics #corruption #fake news #politics #crimes against humanity #these people are evil #speaktruth #fight for justice #standup #speak up #truth #please share #wwg1wga

[seeminglydark]

Ok so, I'm not a big fan of the usual cake around where I now live, so I usually try to make my own birthday cake right?

Spoiler alert: I'm a terrible Baker. Last years attempt almost broke the counter with a loud THUNK when I took it out of the pan. It had a cherry filling and started to bleed after a few minutes. Hilarious. MIL brought me candy eyes for reasons I still don't understand. It was wonderful and almost inedible.

Kinda cute if I do say so myself.

This year I thought I'd fix everything that went wrong. I got a better recipe. I worked hard. And it came out so much worse. So. Much. More. Hilarious.

It was delish but. Well. See for yourself I guess. TW fake gore: cake that looks like it's the first kill in a 80s slasher film.

#Birthday posting #This is a crime probably #Not what they meant when they said be gay do crime #Anyway it was really tasty but the jump scare. #Caro would make this I'm sure #cake fail #tw fake blood #tw fake gore #Cherry kompat

[captainsolocide]

lost psych episode where they find the dead bodies of two middle aged men in some random ass motel, no easily discernible cause of death for either of them they're just laying there on the bed together. only one of them has any kind of ID and it's from fucking new jersey??? so with that and the rest of their room plus some statements from the motel workers shawn can only tell two things 1) these guys were definitely in a romantic relationship with each other and 2) they were some kind of road trip. neither of these things are helpful right now and nobody really suspects foul play but shawn has a weird feeling so they go to woody and he gives them some more info. they both have the same cause of death, morphine overdose, and the guy with the ID was actually suffering from late stage thymoma and was quite literally days away from dying of that, so he was most likely euthanized, but the other guy is weird. cause he wasn't suffering from any immediately life threatening diseases or anything. well, his liver had definitely taken a severe beating during his life, some form of addiction, and there was a significant amount of muscle removed from his leg at some point which would have made walking incredibly painful, but nothing immediate. so shawn goes back to them being a couple so like okay maybe the no-ID guy euthanized his partner and then killed himself? but that's so dramatic, nobody really thinks that kind of stuff happens in real life, and there's still something bothering shawn about this but they let it go. and then shawn remembers like five months ago hearing about this crazy doctor who had gone to jail for driving a car through his boss' house, was released for some reason, and then destroyed the plumbing in the hospital he worked at so he was going to go back to jail, but then died in a fire of some abandoned building. and when shawn looks up that story it's the dude without an ID which means this crazy ass man faked his death only to kill himself and his partner five months later — oh wait he would've gone to jail he wouldn't be with his partner when he died that's why he faked his death he wanted to be with his partner — so he makes some calls to the hospital this guy worked at and sure enough the administrator there tells him in an incredibly annoyed voice that yes James Wilson used to work here before he got cancer and his "best friend" died in a fire, yes he left town pretty much immediately after his "best friend's" funeral oh he's not actually dead? that is incredibly shocking thank you. shawn can't believe this guy is so calm about this because what the fuck. what the fuck was wrong with these two old men why did they decided to kill themselves here?? and the administrator is just like "well Santa Barbara is the murder capital of the US. they probably thought it'd be funny." and hangs up. credits roll.

#psych #house m.d. #hate crimes md #hilson #shawn spencer #james wilson #gregory house #post that'll do crazy numbers with people who think the fake psychic detective and the asshole doctor are the best holmes adaptations #wilson and house absolutely would do this too

[katabay]

lmao these are ocs I made wayyyy back in 2021 on a personal blog and I don’t think I ever posted them here, so I’ll do a quick recap!

the guy with the blue hair is marion. he hunts demons! baron is a librarian at a university only because everyone else who was actually qualified for the position died and he really just wants to go home and take a nap.

that’s about it! it was a story I started on because I wanted to draw cool outfits and big monsters after spending a weekend playing DMC5 during the lockdown, but recently it’s been getting some more serious depth as I build up the world.

the original desire to give everyone fun hair colors has remained the same tho, that’s not going to change no matter how serious this story does or does not get

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#original tag #I almost started taking about all the historical documents that were lost when Japan was setting Manila on fire during ww2 #and this….open wound I guess of knowing what we lost and being unable to reconstruct it #also talk about war crimes! so many ph universities were sites of war crimes. All of that is working it’s way into the setting of this fake #school lmao. I thought it was kind of a heavy topic switch when I previously mentioned that it was originally inspired by dmc5 #so into the tags it goes!

[kyuhu]

unusual travel companions

it's been ages since I drew an AU but eeweek is always such a great opportunity to go for one! ;v; I'm so glad I managed to make it for the final day!

#apheeweek #hws estonia #hws poland #estpol #aph estonia #aph poland #they're partners in crime #selling fake watches to unknowing people or something cliché like that haha #wah I had so much fun with this #smoking tw #ah I should add this is intended for the opposites prompt haha