#fanboys 2009

[salaciouscrumbb]

me @ me when i’m watching the latest bad star wars thing

#fanboys #fanboys 2009 #star wars

[ierofrnkk]

I can take them all (not in a fight)

#fanboys #fanboys 2009 #jay baruchel #sam huntington #kristen bell #dan fogler #chris marquette #my edit #ugh #I need them #actually so bad #please

[bubble-cola]

I ❤️ SHITTY MOVIES ABOUT LOSER NERDS!!!!!! FANBOYS (2009) IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!!!!

where’s the windows to my zoe fr … (i actually could have one but due to commitment issues i couldn’t let myself Actually get a windows . sad)

#fanboys #fanboys movie #fanboys 2009 #chris marquette #the girl next door #jay baruchel #sam huntington #dan fogler #kristen bell #KRISTEN BELL IS IN THIS MOVIE. #2000s movies #star wars #nostalgia #fanboys movie 2009 #kyle newman #fanboys fanart #haha funnie cool art times #i need a new art tag #i think i made that one when i was like 11 LMFAO

[letterboxd-worth-a-damn]

#Fanboys #Fanboys 2009 #letterboxd #letterboxd reviews

[planetlipz]

#upld #fanboys 2009

[sunlightmurdock]

“Hey, listen, uhh… we fucked up.”

#bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #miles teller #jake seresin #javy coyote machado #javy machado #bob floyd #robert bob floyd #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #natasha trace #rueben fitch #rueben payback fitch #mickey garcia #mickey fanboy garcia #the hangover 2009

[raincoquteee]

fighting my demons and demons is the urge to draw oc x canon

#jacktrap makes me feel like 2015 springtrap fangirls #certified jacktrap fanboy since 2009

[sidonius5]

𝒪𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒 ℐ 𝑔𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒹𝓎 𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒸...

#Fanboys (2009) #Comedy/Adventure #Dan Fogler #Seth Green #Jay Baruchel #Kristen Bell #Sam Huntington #Chris Marquette #Carrie Fisher (✝︎) #Christopher McDonald #Jaime King #Billy Dee Williams #Allie Grant #Kevin Smith #William Shatner #Danny Trejo #Craig Robinson #May the Fourth be with You #Star Wars

[scenekidsaki]

H4ppy B-d4y Kyle!!1!🫶🫶🧡🌟✨

#fanboy and chum chum #2009

[hangingoffence]

sometimes i wake up and realize that the general first shooter game circles are mostly toxic fanboys

#like with cod now #more and more ppl are starting to like ghost bc he is charming in the new campaign and his design is super cool #fanboys who cry and cry how ghost it getting noticed and ppl are starting to like him and how its ruining the character #what the fuck are you on????? #it doesn't matter that these ppl werent there in 2009 it doesn't matter if they forget him in a week #if you like him then fucking like him #and they all say the same thing: they blame girls for this #waa one of the most popular first person shooters is getting attention waa waa shut the fuck up #kys

[volfoss]

im literally on my hands and knees BEGGING for marvel to retire the s*vage land plot concepts. they have ALWAYS been racist and unfunny.

#twist rambles #sorry. im thinking about wolverine jungle adventure which. my god. insane racism for 1990. and then well im hitting deadpool:merc w a mouth #and um. my GOD they are both insanely racist like. 2009. for doing THIS racist of a plot. and ofc all marvel fanboys love both these titles #its soooooooo fucking vile #ask to tag

[ierofrnkk]

If I was. A filmmaker I would make a movie that just has Chris Marquette in an oddly homoerotic relationship with a friend of his .

Oh that’s been done already? Three times ?

#chris marquette #fanboys 2009 #the girl next door #graduation 2007

[puthyflapps]

Staying with my cousins because I moved for a job and haven't been able to find an apartment yet. One of them is an Elon fan boy and the other "doesn't believe in pronouns". I'm going to attempt to deprogramme them, wish me luck 🤞

Prayers up for you, big dog 🙏🏼🙏🏼

I can’t be around Elon dick riders for more than a couple minutes without wanting to kill them or myself or both

#Musk fanboys stay bricked up thinking about how they wanna be just like papa Elon #they wanna suckle from his teat just a little bit #musk also constantly posts anti-trans memes from like 2009 and makes fun of pronouns but like you named your kid R2D2 so maybe you should #worry about that rather than what the they/thems are up to #ask

[papimoore]

Happy 14th Anniversary to Fanboy & Chum Chum! One of my favorite Nickelodeon shows.

#fanboy #chumchum #fanboyandchumchum #fanboyandchumchumfanart #nick #nickelodeon #nickelodeonfanart #nickelodeonfan #nickelodeonfans #nicktoons #nicktoonsfanart #happy14thanniversary #happy14thanniversaryfanboyandchumchum #fredarator #fredaratorstudios #2009cartoons #2009 #myart #myartwork #digitalart #digitalartwork #myartstyle #childhoodcartoons

[batshit-auspol]

have we talked about the woolworths debacle yet?

Sigh.

Alright kids strap in, because the culture wars are back and stupider than ever.

So there are two characters you need to be familiar with in this story before we continue:

Woolies (i.e. Woolworths) - One of two supermarket chains in Australia. Not related to the giant Woolworths chain that used to exist overseas, other than the Aussie one swiped the name because the original forgot to trademark the name 'Woolworths' here. Biggest company in Aus, and also the biggest employer. Not a brand anyone with more than two braincells would pick a fight with.

Peter Dutton - Man with less than two braincells, and current leader of the political opposition in Australia. Best known for bearing a passing resemblance to a potato and once demanding that a homophobic song get played for balance when a football halftime show performed 'Same Love'. His reputation is so bad that if you told an Australian that Dutton's favorite pastime was drowning puppies, they probably would believe you.

And to prove our point, here's the best headline a friendly newspaper could come up with to try spin his image:

The third thing you need to know is that in Australia we have a national holiday called "Australia Day" which is basically a scheduled day for everyone to get into a giant argument.

This is because for the last 30ish years it has been held on the anniversary of the British claiming the land around Sydney as a colony which was:

a) More the founding of an English prison then the founding of Australia, and more importantly

b) from the perspective of the people who were already living here, kindof a very shit day

Now not everyone agrees on this, and even those that don't 'celebrate' will often still have a get together with friends, but it can't be denied that we've shifted a long way from the days when the country used to celebrate Australia Day by kitting ourselves out in Aussie flag budgie smugglers, drinking enough beer to drown Harold Holt, and partying like it's 1789.

(Now a brief break for a real photo of Peter Dutton at a press conference)

Good luck sleeping tonight. Anyway back to the story.

As a result of this shift away from the trend of showing your patriotism by wearing Australian flag underpants, this year Woolworths decided that they were no longer going to be rolling out their box of southern cross thongs - on the grounds that "this kitschy shit never sells" and they are far too busy with more important things like blaming price gouging on inflation and installing self-checkout machines that think your canvas bag is a crime against humanity.

Never a man to miss an opportunity to act like a massive twat, upon hearing that Woolies had dumped their flag merch, Peter Dutton rushed onto the airwaves to declare that Woolworths had "gone woke" (paging 4chan circa 2009) and called for the country to boycott the store, a story which Australia's media have gleefully put on loudhale for over a week now in order to drive outrage clicks.

We at this point remind you that Woolworths is a company which, as we previously mentioned, basically has a monopoly on selling food in this country. Not exactly something you can boycott.

(Another real Dutton photo break)

Needless to say Dutton's dumbass plan did not immediately put Woolies out of business, however the relentless media campaign by Rupert Murdoch's minions did result in a bunch of innocent low-wage floor staff being harrassed by The Dark Lord's fanboys and a few Woolies stores were graffitied.

Allegedly being the 'free market' guy, Dutton also kindof snookered himself by demanding the free market not decide the fate of Australia day, but logic was never one of his strong suits.

Anyway, in the end we're just going to keep having this dumb circular argument every year, fulled by a media who love fanning the flames, until a politician has the guts to shift the date to May 8 (pronounced m8), and everyone promptly forgets this was ever a thing.

All in all, that's the long and the short of it. As a final touch we'll leave you with this real tweet by Opposition Leader Peter Dutton, in all its batshit glory.

We look forward to the absolute dumpster fire of comments this post is going to generate - as is the Australia Day tradition.

#australia #auspol #batshit

[masonsystem]

i do love majora's mask dearly but everytime i re-immerse myself into it this entire passage just replays in my head.

#wake up call to get into new media fjsdklfaklfj #like YES SIR! but also i will hyperfixate... as a treat #like this passage is not entirely applicable to me. but it does serve as a cautionary tale #quote from roger eberts review of fanboys 2009 btw