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[feministrology]

I got high and wrote messages to the signs, from a Taurus

For reference, I’m a Taurus sun, Sagittarius moon, and Virgo rising. And I’m really bad with words when I’m high so this will be fun.

Aries: You guys all have a natural spunk to you. You can be so sweet and soft on the outside but you have so much energy in you. I love that. You guys are always the cutest and I have so much fun with you. Aries moons, though, are sooo much different. Most of them give me headaches tbh. I have met some great people with Aries moons, but some of ya’ll....

Taurus: You guys are pretty chill. I like us. But tbh a lot of us should be more friendly bc we usually always only stay with our close circle of friends. My advice, don’t be afraid to let new people into your life, you could be surprised. Oh ok I came back to add that a lot of us are so sweet and gentle and so down to earth I would die for u. Such loving and generous people once you get on their good side and they’d literally just do anything to make you smile. But don’t get on their bad side.

Gemini: I love Geminis bc my mom is a gemini. But really, I’ve gotten along with all of you for the most part but some of you are so wild I don’t even know how you keep up with yourselves. Not in a bad way though of course, you guys are the life of the party but I’d rather stay home. I hope that sounds ok wow I’m stupid right now sorry guys

Cancer: Cancer women are the sweetest things but I’ve had such a mixed experience with Cancer men. You guys are either too emotional for your own good or you’re just really laid back. But tbh I’m biased because I’ve had a bad past with 3 of my exes who all had heavy cancer influences. In general you guys are pretty sweet but when it’s bad, it’s really bad. Cancer women though I’ve always found to be the best. My two best friends are Cancers. You guys are so sweet and pure and genuine and I would do anything to protect you.

Leo: Every single I hug a Leo I feel like I’m hugging the sun. I saw that on a post here tbh so I feel like I should give credit but holy shit is it true. It describes it so perfectly. You guys are the best, I have so many great Leos in my life and every single one of them has impacted my life greatly, for better or for worse. Some of you guys can also get pretty crazy too, like you have so much energy and you guys love attention so much and can end up doing some wild shit. I gotta say though your loyalty and love are unmatched, and I admire that about you.

Virgo: Okay I don’t know a lot of Virgos personally, but I’ve loved every Virgo I’ve met for the most part and I LOVE people with heavy virgo influences in their chart. You guys really do fit the stereotype of ‘critical and nitpicky’ but that isn’t a bad thing. I’m the same way with my Virgo rising. I feel like a lot of us find that people don’t meet up to our standards and even we don’t a lot of the time. Be more forgiving and understanding of others and of yourself.

Libra: You guys all think you’re unique but most of the Libras that I’ve met have been extremely similar in a lot of ways. You guys have a natural charm that comes from mimicking your surroundings and the people around you. I always notice that Libras will agree with you on almost anything and it makes me wonder if they really mean it or not. That being said, they’re all still really unique people and they’re true to themselves. I love that & their levelheadedness too for the Libra sun individuals. People with a Libra moon aren’t as levelheaded, they feel more emotionally (imo, Idek if that makes sense) but I love this about them too.

Scorpio: My sister is a Scorpio (funny right, we’re sister signs HA) and I’m Scorpio dominant & mars. I love these guys. But tbh I’ve either loved or hated you guys (which makes sense bc of the opposition but anyways). I won’t even say hated, bc the Scorpios I didn’t like or talk to always had my respect in some way. It has always either been that I saw how respectful you were or just that I saw the good in you. Either way though, overall, Scorpios are great people.

Sagittarius: Wow I started making these really long. I didn’t think this would take me this long either. Anyways, Sagittarius. I love Sagittarius moons so much (I’m biased but still). My best friend and brother are Sag moons and I love and hate that they’re so much like me. My brother and I think almost exactly alike & it’s scary. Sag suns, though, I think are so cool but I never really tend to get close to a lot of them. Not in a bad way or anything, I have a lot of respect for you guys for your individuality.

Capricorn: You guys are always so mature and you’re such hard workers. Most of you, at least. That’s such a stereotype but I’ve found it to be true. You guys are always willing to take risks to get you ahead and I haven’t seen a single one of you fail. If you did, you played it off well enough that no one would notice once you inevitably make it back up on your feet again. When you guys find yourselves in a hard situation you always find a way to get yourselves out of it. You guys are strong, hardworking, and resilient.

Aquarius: Aquas are... I don’t even know. I have such different opinions about every single one of you. It really just depends on which one you meet. However I will say that every single one of you guys has challenged my views in some way and made me look at life differently. You guys are really good at getting people to view things from different perspectives, you guys have a really different outlook on life sometimes and that’s pretty neat.

Pisces: Aw. I love Pisces. You guys are so chill, and almost every one I’ve met has been so kind hearted and honestly? they can be really determined. I feel like people call Pisces lazy, but it’s only bc they just love naps and getting to relax for a bit. I’ve always noticed that they work hard towards the things that they love and that mean the most to them. They don’t like putting the time into the other things though as much because they want to literally save their energy to do the things they love most. I have noticed that unhealthy Pisces can lose sight of some of the things that matter to them while they’re wrapped up in another, almost self-destructively. Healthy Pisces are really good at keeping their lives balanced, between family/friends/work/etc.

I’m really gonna hate myself for this later lmaoooo

#mine #feministrology #astrology #all #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #Sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces

[scorpiolov]

i tag: @libraloving @diorss17 @heavensghost @feministrology

[hylian-kanji]

tell us about ur crush!!!

He’s a sophomore that likes Zelda, music, and is a huge dork.

#thats all u get #feministrology

[antiqueiphone]

Drunk me was still able to recognize when I was staying tru to the stereotype........... Amazing

#hostrology #feministrology #astrology #my face #cest la vie

[coolastrology]

feministrology grandestrology vodka-astrology astrologyaf

feministrology: her blog is so organized n so efficient looking omg it must’ve taken forever to put together, n she seems v nice n helpful !! 

grandestrology: honestly i cant even form an opinion of their actual blog content bc all there is for pages is just hate n arguing. idk the situation but like theyre 13 ??? theyre a kid ?? not trying to be patronizing but some people on here really need to learn how to handle things better.

vodka-astrology: her blog has a lot of funny posts, n she’s starting a network which is nice n can be fun !! i didnt see many posts about astrology bc tbh im lazy n got tired of scrolling but she has so much aries in her chart i lov

astrologyaf: rachel is so nice n funny !! n she’s v informed about astrology, she has this long compatibility page that’s p helpful. also omg camp lazlo i’d forgotten all about that !! all i remember is the episode where they kept chanting “buffalo” lmao 

#feministrology #grandestrology #vodka-astrology #astrologyaf #Anonymous

[emoastrology]

ok yes i feel u but ok im js i freaked out bc merstrology is my bABY i will do anything to defend my children

aw aw :') ur a good pal. honestly i try to steer this blog away from all the drama and beef but sometimes i wish i wouldn't bc then i'm left clueless in situations like this??anyways anyways love u, keep being a good friend aaAAAA :-))-charlie

#ask #feministrology

[fh-horoscopes]

Omg finally your ask box is back! I ship you with feministrology!! I love Jen :3 (I love you guys too)

Cool! We love feministrology as well, such a great blog!

#feministrology #not astrology #t-pizzazz-a

[zodiachaven]

accidentally answered privately so am apologizing by following u :-)

Oh no it’s okay! Really, you don’t have to! Thank you though I actually appreciate that v much because I love both you and your blog so

#feministrology #not astrology #omgomgomg fangirling rn okok

[hostrology]

Taurus are the living embodiment of pepe

feministrology you tbh

#shade hour #feministrology #Anonymous

[presidentbritneyspears]

Janet Jackson songs for the signs

Aries: If

Taurus: That's the Way Love Goes

Gemini: Just a Little While

Cancer: Again

Leo: What Have You Done for Me Lately

Virgo: Let's Wait Awhile

Libra: All for You

Scorpio: Any Time, Any Place

Sagittarius: Feedback

Capricorn: Control

Aquarius: Rhythm Nation

Pisces: When I Think of You

#astrology #zodiac #Janet Jackson #americandreambarbie #feministrology #dark-astrology #shitthesignssay

[rulingplanets]

HEY

HEY I LOOK UP TO YOUR BLOG SO MUCH LIKE #GOALS YOU’RE A BALLER ♥ 

Rhiannon - Stevie Nicks

Hong Kong Garden - Siouxsie and the banshees

Suffragette City - David Bowie

Decades - Joy Division

Bryn - Vampire Weekend

♥  

#feministrology

[feministrology]

who the signs should fall in love with

aries: yourself

taurus: yourself

gemini: yourself

cancer: yourself

leo: yourself

virgo: yourself

libra: yourself

scorpio: yourself

sagittarius: yourself

capricorn: yourself

aquarius: yourself

pisces: yourself

#all #mine #feministrology #positivity

[feministrology]

moon sign: when youre drunk

sun sign: when youre sober

rising sign: when youre high

#all signs #rising #moon #mine #feministrology #drugs tw

[feministrology]

love yourself

“if you like the way you look that much, you should go and love yourself”: LEO, cancer, virgo, aquarius, pisces, libra

“if you think that i’ve been holding onto something you should go and fuck yourself”: aries, taurus, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

#all signs #mine #feministrology

[feministrology]

what to buy the signs for christmas

aries: something fancy idek taurus: a nice candle gemini: fuzzy socks cancer: a blanket leo: makeup virgo: books or notebooks libra: sweater scorpio: a cute coffee mug sagittarius: theyre so picky just buy them a giftcard capricorn: plants aquarius: drugs tbh pisces: a cute scarf

#mine #all signs #feministrology

[feministrology]

thinking always kills me, more than any doubt between us two. im not gonna say i love you, but it isnt far from true.

#mine #feministrology