#fuck this side of reality

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

A/N = So how this originally started was not at all how it turned out. And I'm getting really sick of my fucking head doing this shit. Like, I think I have decent ideas, it's just executing said ideas into a coherent story. Maybe I should take notes or something. Anyway. Enjoy.

C/W = MILD violence, I just wanted to label this as though it could be a potential TW. Glasses (drinking) being thrown, yelling, slapping. No beating the shit out of each other or anything. Sex, I mean, it's Sanemi. Oral, (recalling F->M), then M->F. And as always, a gross overuse of italics.

✵ creator:/yangki_4nemi✵

MINORS = NO UNDER THE CUT

For The Record

You threw a glass at Sanemi's head. "YOU DO TOO, YOU FUCKER! You always leave the lid and the seat up. And don't even get me started on the fucking toilet paper going the wrong way!"

You glared at him and your chest heaved in full rage mode as the Etta James record on the speaker kept playing "At Last".

Of course your song would come on right freakin' now.

You tilted your head and he knew by the look on your face another glass was sure to head his way.

"Babe, B- y/n, I swear ... I didn't know this was next on the playlist."

He put his hands out in front of him to protect himself from whatever you might decide to throw at him next.

You walked over to the record player, standing there with your hands on your hips.

Tongue in cheek, rolling it around ... you wanted to throw the record at him.

"Y/n - baby ... bayyy-beee. P-fuck. Please don't. You know how much I love that thing. Please ..."

Oh how he begged you to leave it alone.

You weren't insane. Nothing would happen to his precious record player.

Instead, you walked over and slapped him across the face.

His face moved to the right upon impact. And he immediately came back to meet your eyes.

"You ... you fuckin' sure did, huh?" He checked his mouth for blood, he could taste a little but couldn't find where it came from.

"I did. The question remains, what will you do, hm? Hun-nee?"

You knew what you were getting yourself into. For the most part, anyway. Sassing off to him like that.

But my god.

He fell asleep while you were giving him head.

His hands were rubbing the back of your head, he was moaning and it sounded so, so sexy.

Then ... then he quit moving.

You thought he was just laying there, dumbfounded by how good it felt.

Then. He snored.

"What am I going to do? I don't know. Why don't I just keep my dick in my pants for the next month and see how you like it?" He was getting cocky.

"You ... w- you couldn't." Your arms folded over your chest as you smirked at him. Looking around for something else to throw at him.

"Oh I could, but I won't. You'll miss this dick so bad."

"You're a cocky bastard, you know that, Sanemi? You think you're hot shit. But you know what? I've got plenty of ways to take care of myself, too."

"Yeah? Well maybe I'll just go down to the club and get my needs taken care of."

You slapped him on the other cheek. "You wouldn't!"

"Oh, I would. I've done it before."

You slapped him again and he pulled you up against him, your soft breasts pressing into his muscular chest.

"I know I couldn't stand to see someone else touch what was mine. Fuck. I'd go nuts." He said.

"I'm not yours," you scoffed.

"You're not? Then who's dick did you just suck? And whose tongue did you sit on this morning while you came all over my face?"

"Fuck you, Sanemi. You don't deserve me." You smirked.

"Baby, we were made for each other. You know it as well as I do."

He started to kiss your neck and you pushed him away, "Fuck off! Don't fucking touch me." You feigned anger.

"Okay, okay. You win. I'm sorry, baby. I shouldn't have fallen asleep."

"You're damn right you shouldn't have!"

"I know ... I know. Let me make it up to you. Let me take care of you. I promise I'll be good this time. Please."

He put his hands on your hips and pulled you back towards him. You didn't resist.

He slid his hands under your shirt and up your back, undoing your bra as he went.

You leaned your head back as he kissed your neck and jaw.

He pulled your shirt and bra off and ran his fingers over your nipples, pinching and pulling them gently.

You moaned and pressed your hips into his.

"I love you so much, y/n."

"I love you too, you big fucker. Just don't fall asleep on me again."

He laughed, "Oh my fucking God. I won't. I swear. Let's go to bed."

He scooped you up and carried you to the bedroom, laying you down on the bed gently.

"You want me to go down on you?" He asked, kneeling on the bed between your legs.

"Yes. But first, take off your clothes, Sanemi. Lemme you."

He smiled and stood up, peeling off his shirt and jeans.

He was so beautiful.

The way he looked at you made your heart race.

He knelt back down and pulled your panties off, tossing them on the floor.

"I can smell your pussy from here. Goddamn. We should fight more often."

You laughed as he kissed your inner thighs.

He slid his hands under your ass and lifted it up a bit, pressing his lips to your clit.

He worked his tongue in circles, pushing your hips into the bed.

"Fuck, Sanemi. Don't stop. Please, please don't stop."

He licked and sucked and flicked his tongue over your clit until you came.

He didn't stop until you came again and again.

You were exhausted, but you still wanted him inside of you.

You pulled him up to you. His body heat washes over you.

"Are you sure? You look tired."

"I am tired, but I still want you."

He rubbed his cock against your entrance before slowly sliding it in.

You moaned and pulled him close, your arms around his neck.

He thrust in and out of you, his forehead pressed against yours.

"I'm close, baby. Fuck. You feel so good."

"S'nemi ... jesus ..." you whispered.

"Jesus isn't coming, but I am ..." he sped up, his hips unceremoniously slapped into yours.

He grunted and groaned as he came inside of you.

You kissed his neck as he did so.

He collapsed on top of you, breathing heavily.

"Holy fuck," he said.

"Mhm ... I think we should fight more often."

"I love you, y/n."

"I love you, too. Now, get up off me you big asshat. I need to pee."

"Oh ... sorry, babe."

He rolled off of you and you sat up, feeling his cum drip out of you.

"Fuck."

"What?"

"That's so hot. Get away from me before I fuck you again."

You came back from the bathroom and stood in the doorway, your body a pretty post-O pink.

"Don't you dare, Sanemi. I'm tired. You wore me out."

"I know, I know. Come to bed."

You climbed in next to him and he pulled the blankets up around you.

"Are you ever going to make me breakfast in bed?" You asked, looking up at him.

"Yeah, yeah. I will. Just be patient, baby. I promise. Tomorrow you'll get the best damn breakfast in bed of your life."

"Ok, but I want an extra side of you." You made a vomit motion, hating yourself for saying that to him. The least cheesy man alive.

"Keep that shit up, y/n. Keep it up and I'll throw something at your head."

#kny sanemi smut #sanemi #sanemi shinazugawa smut #shinazugawa sanemi smut #sanemi smut #demon slayer #sanemi demon slayer smut #demon slayer sanemi #kny smut #kny sanemi shinazugawa smut #a girl can dream #fuck this side of reality

[bixels]

Posting a sneak-peak of this now because I'm about to be In The Shit school workload-wise, so this'll take me a while to finish.

Doing some character design exploration/expression sheets for Celestia and Luna. Figuring out Celestia's weird ass anatomy while I'm at it.

#mlp #celestia #fanart #my art #wip #the grand galloping 20s #delete later #look at me fucking smart guy signed up for 4 art classes in one quarter #so now i have 4 concurrent art/film/creative writing projects going on at the same fucking time #taking bets on how fast i burn out #anyways the idea behind the faces is the front face is the surface. it displays whatever emotions celestia intends when she's in control. #the two side faces––sadness and anger––are sides of her she has less control over. i drew all 3 faces active for the exploration #but in reality only 1 is active at a time. the others will either close their eyes or go catatonic like a puppet or doll #the final face on the back of the head is the deep subconscious. every ugly and violent and hateful thought and emotion #that lies buried under the surface. celestia has no control over that side of her. if she ever wakes

[sunnibits]

I still can’t believe Izzy was really out there with two hot as FUCK big strong daddies literally following at his heels and flanking him like guard dogs but instead he decided to spend all his time pining after Ed like ohhh booo hooooo when will I get fucked by a big strong grizzled pirate daddy 😭 bestie look behind you for like two seconds

#ivan #fang #izzy hands #ofmd #you could get TWO hot pirate daddies if you weren’t a COWARDDDD #yes I’m momentarily back on my Izzy/Ivan/fang bullshit #u know I’m right #I know they lil lowkey hated him a lil bit in reality but like #they were way more ‘friendly’ with him than anyone else #and they WERE actually on his side for a while!! #they backed him up when he was mad at Ed in the art of fuckery #also just like. the way they both step forward behind him whenever he calls them. fills my brain with so many thoughts #AND THEYRE SO MUCH FUCKING BIGGER THAN HIM HES SOOO TINY BETWEEN THEM #Izzy pls just let them double team u it would be sooooo good for u baby

[sadisthetic]

BURST💥

#get fucked eardrums #first caption i thought of was 'music's too loud' but like it didnt have the punch. #anyways i keep on doing terrible things to this man youre welcome btw #hi fi rush #chai hi fi rush #hi fi rush chai #my art #this is a side comment but i bet chai could still fight to the music even when deaf (temporary or otherwise) #bc im sure he can like Feel the music through his body even when his ears are out of commission #like not only is that the case for a lot of Deaf people in reality but also #as a headcanon i think his player in his chest would let him feel the beat even better so #so i think if this were a permanent thing hed be super bummed and uncomfortable with the silence at the beginning #feeling weirded out by how he has to navigate the world now #but i think he'll adjust and come to terms with it with only mild difficulty #music is still a part of him (literally) #its just different now #(though language is another matter entirely)

[punkrogue]

People: rogue is too morally dark rn i dont like it

Me: you do remember she was raised as a terrorist by mystique and destiny, stalked dazzler with the intent to kill her AGAINST her parents wishes, was present for the moorlock massacre in 616, was stripped molested and enslaved on genosha in 616 and survived a GENOCIDE in this, once lead a xmen shock team that was 50% villains and killed TWO men on international television right?

#xmen 97 #x men 97 #and one of those publicized murders was even gambit related! #what im getting at is that frankly of you think she WOULDNT be on magneto’s side politcally after all this you need to really sit and think #her name is FUCKING ROGUE a certain amount of unstability and darkness is implied #like… realistically if you actually LOOK at her character she’s NOT a morally good and clean person and SHOULD NOT BE #she should ALWAYS be torn between xavier’s optimism and the cold reality of mystiny and magneto #its not even about shipping guys HER NAME IS LITERALLY ROGUE AND YOU DIDNT THINK SHE’D GO OFF THE FUCKING RAILS???????

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

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#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #torn pages au #randy cunningham #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #rc9gn oc #it has begun....the ocs... they are coming!!!! #lol but no worries ill try to not make them too much of a focus #can u believe it? freakin 9 more pages holy sjiet. and we didnt even got to the actual idea i had im gonna cry #trying to be normal and not enjoy little dad things i make first ninja do ;3 #like helping kids dress cause waiting for them will take forever. the mom hand across body to protect them and the panic run. #the 'fuck the child took off without me' panic run is very familiar for me because i experience it from both sides #when i was a kid i accidently took off into traffic (on the crossing road but on yellow light) thinking my uncle was ahead #but in reality he was behind having a heart attack at my actions and taking off after me #and when i was a teen a family friend's kid i was looking after in the mall took off somewhere and i had a panic attack i lost him lol #his mother was NOT happy #kids? amiright?

[sasukeless]

sasuke being painted as The possessive one of the relationship when that’s not shown in canon and people mostly use panels out of context (i saw “my one and only” or “i know your heart and you mine” being used to prove him being possessive which is ???) but somehow naruto that actually has moments he shows to be possessive are not counted. but like even without them, if you analyzed their relationship you would realize it does make the most sense for naruto to be like that unlike sasuke. because naruto has abandonment issues already with sasuke, sasuke did left him and cut him off once and left naruto really traumatized (even if it’s not sasuke’s fault, it’s still one of the biggest sources of naruto’s pain) so him being scared sasuke could leave him again and the urge to keep him makes complete sense. on the other hand, sasuke has never felt that loss, naruto has constantly chased and picked him over everyone including his own goals over and over. and his fears about love turning into grief if he lost naruto are quite literally shattered by naruto himself in vote2.

#another argument about about sasuke being territorial is a rivalry w gaara? that doesn’t exists to begin with #and sasuke barely knows him and has never shown any care. and most people’s proof is filler FROM GAARA SIDE because even in fillers sasuke #is never shown remembering gaara #but also i see sasusakus also making sasuke possessive of sakura even when sakura is the one fighting girls for sasuke and sasuke not payin #any attention so i think this is just another projection ppl do over sasuke’s personality shoving tropes from other “serious characters” #sasuke’s jealousy problem are never due to romance it’s just him seeing himself less powerful than itachi/naruto #ALSO ALSO i think this is another case of people projecting things they percieve as negative in naruto into sasuke #even if that just makes naruto’s character bland as fuck and its tragic #like the same happen when ppl say sasuke is rude at first when in reality naruto has always been more rude or calling ppl he just met names #mine

[bolithesenate]

Satine Kryze should not be a sympathetic character.

A complex and tragic one? Sure. Every day of the week.

But she did not 'have a point', neither in-universe, not outside of the sw framework. She isn't a hero, neither of her own story, nor of someone else's. There is no way she wasn't a tool. You should not look at her and think 'this woman has done nothing wrong and what ultimately happened to Mandalore was to no part her fault'.

Because guys. Friends. Strangers on the interwebs.

Pacifism doesn't work.

And it certainly wouldn't have worked in motherfucking Star Wars – the 'wars' is literally in the title – for a system or series of systems who wanted to stay neutral.

YOU DON'T STAY NEUTRAL FOR LONG BY JUST SAYING 'YEAH, NO THANKS <3' TO A LARGE-SCALE CONFLICT.

source: I am Swiss, we've looked at this in history class. Extensively.

Satine was a dreamer (thanks Obi-Wan) who was allowed to keep her delusions because they actively benefitted Palpatine's plans. And that's something you can quote me on. There is literally no other reason (apart from supremely bad writing but we'll leave that aside here) for her and her little friends' 'Alliance of Neutral Systems' or whatever to be allowed to exist.

Not that they were neutral in any way, shape or form, by the way.

So yeah sorry to the Satine stans, but you're idolizing a character that was written exclusively and specifically for Obi-Wan's manpain and who, in-universe, was a supremely bad politician. Because the level of mental dissonace needed to factually be a Republic System, have a seat in the fucking Republic Senate, rely upon their military for aid while actively proclaiming that All Violence Is Bad And Barbaric one sentence later AND THEN CLAIM TO BE NEUTRAL IN THE WHOLE CONFLICT – it's just mind-blowing. Even moreso that people actually look at this character and see something aspirational in her.

Again, I'll gladly dissect her character any day of the week. She is fascinating because of all the implications her existence as a head of state carries with it, as well as her deeply complicated family history and her relation to mandalorian culture.

But it just grates on me personally that that all gets ignored in favor of her being some sort of icon of white american saviorism (bc that's literally what she is) and her objectively bad political takes being treated like they are the only correct stance to be taken during the Clone Wars/Mandalorian Civil Wars.

If you think pacifism works and actually lets you stay neutral, I desperately urge you to open a history book. Because those two are mutually exclusive. Especially in the scenario that Star Wars paints.

#you know i would have LOVED actual neutrality be explored in sw canon #but noooo #we got satine and her judgmental draft dodger club #give me neutral systems that ARENT having a happy fun time #that are shooting down republic and seperatist crafts alike when they cross their borders #that are struggling to stay self-sufficient during the wars and that have to make questionable deals with both sides to afford supplies #you know. things based in reality #there is no moral way to wage war #and there is no moral way to stay out of it #its a lose lose situation and i WISH tcw had treated this as such #random boli thoughts #just some meta ramblings to satisfy the blood demons #satine kryze critical #satine kryze #like. before you tell me i'm wrong name ONE single reason that the separatists had for not immediately annexing mandalore #or the 'neutral' systems in general #you dont stay neutral by just saying 'not my business' #you stay neutral by being too fucking annoying to annex #that is literally the only way #star wars #star wars meta

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads

The Deep Sky

scifi mystery thriller

on a deep space mission traveling from an environmentally devastated earth with hope to restart humanity elsewhere

when they’re halfway, an explosion kills 3 crew and pushes them off course

the only witness is the Alternate who has no specific role, and she has to figure out who caused it & if they might continue to sabotage, while they're figuring out a way to get back on course with limited resources

flips between present and the past: of her childhood and training for the mission, her identity struggles, and relationship with her mother

questions the ethics of ‘restarting’ humanity elsewhere vs putting resources into fixing earth

#the deep sky #yume kitasei #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #i really loved this!!!!! #very intense but also a lot of interesting character introspection #love the virtual reality AI aspect!!!! though I do feel like. in the end I was expecting it to go way further with it? #(basically like instead of seeing the inside of the ship all the time they can 'be' in forests or aquariums or whatever) #no romance #(there’s side lesbians; and one flashback scene where she briefly wonders about kissing a random person; that's it) #emotional core about her mother and brother and best friend !! #i like that it gets into the flaws of 'humanity's last hope on another planet' bc like. yeah in real life things....don't work like that... #why is there zero acknowledgement that the concept of every one of them being expected to give birth being extremely fucked up? #like obviously everyone on board is there because they agreed with that but there’s not a single flashback of #when they found out that information; or mention of someone questioning it... #(for example a character mentions that they hid their mental health/use of a therapy animal bc they wouldn't have been let in and the - #eugenics around that is iffy to say the least) #but to me. pregnancy is horrifying and nobody questioning that was weird. #also there’s supposedly 80 people on board but we get to know less than 10 of them which felt a bit strange at points #Also! I love the cover. I can’t find the designer (the book info only credits the internal lllustrator..) #also: bird facts!

[yuxinmi]

Yea i shift to avoid my CR schedule (school, work, etc.) But i'm shifting to a reality where i'm working with the ITALIAN MAFIA 💀

#i think about it everyday and i find it so fucking funny #like hell yea fuck school i would much rather work w the mafia THATS HOW DESPERATE I AM #this is my JJBA: Vento Aureo DR btw so i'm on the good good side dw dw #our side focuses more on eliminating drugs and sanitizing the streets off of evil #anyways im shifting tonite fk school *cries* #desired reality #reality shifting #shiftblr #shifting #reality shift #shifters #shifting community #shifting realities #shifting antis dni

[prettyflyshyguy]

Not in the traditional sense, no.......

But she sort of was one all along.

"If I kill her, is it murder or suicide?"

#my beautiful babygirl feat. SCP monster of the week TTRPG spin off #Walking #O'Byrne #Virtual Ground #my art #This is truly the O'Byrne masterpost look at her #I love her so much #I made her in 2017 for 24hr comic day and she's come so far #she's a much more monster by behaviour and circumstance #than literall physical embodiment of horror #more like slasher villain #with a duplicate version of herself #Walking and O'Byrne are two sides of the same fucked up coin fighting for the same space in the room #same matter cannot occupy same space #two alternate reality versions of yourself enter #one leaves soaked in blood #WOOPS ALMOST FORGOT #gore #blood #body horror #there we go cant forget the tags #VG O'Byrne #VG Walking

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

WHY IS THIS! Is it because these f/c boys can't tell me to fuck off and eat a salad for change?

#real men are gross #just kidding #no im not #this shit turns me off irl #but apparently cartoon muscles will always do it for me #fuck this side of reality #shut up sarah

[p1x1x]

me pushing myself further with my art drawing really cool perspectives and whatever with the Duo and then i turn around and make lame cutesy ship art waaahhah 😭😭😭

dont read the tags on this if you havent watched gbc i just ramble spoilers 😭 just uhh screaming yknow. mostly mmnn but i like the other characters i swear its just these guys are making me insane

#UGGGGGGGHhhH the duo ever rn… #theyre jsut. so important to each other #supporting each other in their honest expression #FLIP OFF THE WORLD #and i mentioned once on twitter about how real mmk’s fear was #music is everything to her… so for those songs she wrote of her own expression to not be accepted or seen as successful.. #yeah that Hurts #i totally get the feeling of wanting to quit… bc why would you want to be hurt that way… #OUUGGGH music (art in general) being able to leave a mark on people…! it can change people…! dont stop making art…!!!!! #but then there’s the side of me that sees all those moments and be like Hell yeah thats some romantic shit… wooo codependency yuri… #going into romantic ship mode #ouggggh but theres also the slightly messed up fact that mmk saw nn less as nn and more as her own past self #and how mmk was not really guiding nn the person so much as she was trying to fulfill her dream through nn #(ok my wording might get confusing but im RAMBLING OKAY) #GOD NN’S VA AND LINES WERE SOOOOO GOOD #mmk stuck in trying to amend her past…! but nn pulls her back to the present #back to reality and shows her that she can still fulfill that dream that desire…! #you saved me with that song its that important and i love it so i love you who laid bare your feelings #UGH THE TRUCK SCENE THAT THAT THAT UUUUGGGGHHFHH #she loves the real mmk…! #god what was i saying with codependency yuri earlier…? #oh right nn only being able to keep going now bc of mmk #hhhhhhhhh #and well. mmk having her happiness depend on keeping nn going (bc of yeah. seeing her past self in her…) #but the confession makes mmk realize what she was doing #(yet still good stuff for codependency yuri) #ok im shutting the fuck up now 😭

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

not to get into discourse mode on here but the recent shit w/ ao3 being once again called out for being run by racists/genocide supporters and seeing so many fucking Absolute Gormless Shitheads blindly defend OTW and going " dOn'T bRiNg FiCtIoNaL PoLiTicS iNtO tHis!!!111!1 " as if they are not immune to propaganda is wild . my siblings in sin , ao3 is literally The Racism Fetish Fanfiction site , and propaganda via fictional work is exactly how racism perpetuates. ao3 and the otw are a part of the problem whether you choose to acknowledge it or not because they contribute to the cycle of violence , fetishisation and colonisation of marginalised groups via complacency (and sometimes even blatant PASSIVE ENCOURAGEMENT) , and then they cover it up by using soft cutesy buzzwords like " anti-censorship " and " free speech " and their dumb ass complex tagging system to appeal to white people , so when Actual Minorities and people affected by the shit they put on there speak up about it they're met with all kinds of bullcrap about "jUsT bLoCk ThE tAg If It'S a PrObLem1111!111" or "YoU'rE jUsT bEiNg a fAnDoM cOp!11!!"

You're a part of the problem if you support ao3 and actively continue to use it & donate to them , especially in the wake of the OTW being actively chockful of zionists who will , ironically , silence those who speak up and rally with Palestine for liberation . And If you decide to take this as me being hostile towards you or trying to " bring fiction into real world issues " , remember that at Any point in time you can go on ao3 for yourself and find thousands and thousands of raceplay fics and other various works that glorify and condone racism , and that the otw and their large userbase (primarily composed of white people!) has a track record of trying to shut up POC when this issue is brought to light .

Idgaf if ao3 is for " anti-censorship " , because there's a difference between anti-censorship and HIDING BEHIND the concept of free speech and the 1st amendment to do and say awful , horrendous things and believe you're above critique , punishment or consequences for it .

tl;dr: fuck ao3, fuck the otw, free palestine, and most importantly: you are NOT and will NEVER be immune to propaganda if you choose to ignore it because it benefits you.

#the captain's rambles #ao3 #archive of our own #racism cw #free palestine #🍉 #otw #ask to tag #also its dumb to request not bringing politics into the topic of ao3 #the concept of anti / pro-censorship Is a political statement #anyways. this isnt even touching on the nasty shit ao3 will let you put on their site about Real People (INCLUDING REAL CHILDREN) #mfs be like “you guys are so worried about fictional kids!11!!” yeah cuz if thats what youre willing to write about fictional kids #then how the Fuck am i supposed to trust Your bitch ass with writing about Real Children in a Normal manner #btw ao3 / otw bootlickers who try n come in here and go ERM ACKSHUALLY will be shot at on sight by my rocket launcher #fiction bleeds into reality and can and DOES influence it you dickless jabronies . that's Literally why The Jaws Effect is a phenomenon #and why racist propaganda (like what the IOF spreads) is so effective #you cannot rally against the oppressor and side with them at the same time because “muh fanfic site” #pick a side or get out you spineless fucks #oh and btw. if you try to equate this with just mindless discourse you're incorrect and undermining the larger issue here #which is Literally #otw and ao3 are built off of racist and arguably white supremacist values and THAT is why they fire people -- #-- for having the oh so heinous opinion of “hey. racism is Bad.” and allow fics that condone racism and fetishise it on their site. #and post. this has been your once in a lifetime tumblr rant from sonic t hedgehog about why white people in fandom more often than not #fucking suck Butt Ass & absolute Balls #im gonna go shower and get some tuna now

[transgenbur]

(fostering au) q’s desk vs wil’s 😭😭

#they have side to side desks though…. its cute in theory. in reality a horrible idea #stressed out + overworked q trying to do the whole lawyer thing VS burnt out creative wil tearing his hair out trying to write music #= Someones fucking dying #in my head when they get a house q gets his own fancy proper lawyer home office #wil works on his broken laptop forever even when they get rich #Also theybdont even live here rn i just built this apartment for them cause i wanted to #alex.rambles.txt #the fostering au #the sims 4 #c!tntduo #mcyt

[fluffypotatey]

If wukong told (lied) to macaque that he never cared about him, do you think that would make macaque even more aggresive or like shut down/be the final straw that finally makes macaque let go of wukong

so, just like my answer for whether macky would willingly erase swk from his life, I think this answer also depends on when in the show swk told macky this, and what better way to explain this than by going through each outcome per season :)

UNO

looking at s1, we meet a Macaroni who is very hellbent on killing (or at the very least, heavily damaging) SWK because he feels like the guy never truly gave a shit about him (<- my interpretation). thus, it is safe to assume that if Wukong were to laugh off Marnolo's hurt and anger and tell the guy that he never cared, Mac&cheese will only feel that his current assumptions of SWK are correct and that the guy only cares about himself and his image.

would he feel hurt about it? oh absolutely. maybe punch a wall, destroy the "dojo" he allegedly lives in in an outburst of power and anger. maybe scream and cry but be mad at his own tears (begin to wipe them away but is too hash so he scars himself and then can't stop bc he's very self-destructive)

DOS

technically, Wukong is MIA so this would never happen. BUT! have you considered!!! Wukong telling MK that Macdonalds was just some guy from his past, nobody super important, basically a nobody he wronged in his long list of enemies. which MK might possibly parrot back to Macadoo in 2x07

heavens above Marconi would be pissed.

forget trying to be a dick to MK and "teaching" him that his path of emulating Wukong has already made him forget his friends (untrue, but this is what i assume was Macky's interpretation of MK's actions since the guy didn't actively search for his missing friends, who MK thought left him on purpose).

nah, Macky is hunting SWK down. he is out for blood because "did i serious mean so little to you? were our nights under that tree sharing secrets, dreams, peaches fucking nothing to you?" (and idk....maybe after the air clears out, possibly, macky would realize SWK's true reason for being MIA and....help out???? mayhaps???....yeah, yeah, i know only in my dreams T^T)

TRES

ok, so we could technically say this sort of happened in ep1 when Sun Wukong said, "i thought it was someone important," and, "so what, you're her puppet now? i mean, makes sense. you always did have a sidekick kind of vibe."

and that is basically Wukong implying that he viewed his relationship with Macaque as one where he didn't consider Macky to be important to him, or someone he saw as a close friend. however, this is also a tactic Wukong uses against nearly every villain he interacts with, simply to get a rise out of them. so, pin that down as Wukong being observant enough to know which words to use to hurt.

AND Macky's reaction to it is him jumping out of his cool-ass looking jet and body-slamming the monkey king to the floor. so, uh, it is safe to assume that Macky was pissed off at Wukong's comment.

THUS! with that in mind, we can say that in this context, Macackle will be upset enough to fight him; however, if we were to consider the end of s3 (like Samadhi Fire ritual to the end) i would go with the option of Mackarell shutting down and feeling like that comment is the nail in the coffin for their relationship.

CUATRO

in s4? absolutely not. he would be dragging Wukong by the ear, demanding that he repeat what he said, ordering Wukong to try and convince himself that their past meant nothing while Macky still lives and breathes. and especially after the s4 special.

you could argue that Macky could shut down in the beginning of s4, but i think he'd probably laugh it off because he knows now that Wukong is lying. he's being his old deflective self and probably doesn't know where to place Macanoli in his head now that they're technically on better terms with LBD done with.

but after all the drama of going through SWK's memories? nuh uh, Wukong can't get out of this, nope. you handed iMac a chocolate peach popsicle. it is too late for you turn back and lie about your feelings. you can dig your grave and lie about it, but he's just gonna hit you right back with your own medicine and make you understand that if y'all truly want to reconcile, you cannot continue lying to yourself that you don't care.

not anymore.

so, anyway, i hope this answers your question, anon! i had a lot of fun running this question around in me braincage :3

#lmk #lmk six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong #shadowpeach #bc i cannot help myself but talk about them in the context of shadowpeach #literally could have said 'i think if swk told macky this now compared to previous episodes' he would know it was bullshit (since he & MK #went through swk's memories and got to SEE swk's side of their relationship) and would've called the idiot out on it bc nuh uh are they #going to go through the same motions as before and fuck up their communication like last time you take that fucking back you bitch' #but (of course) i wanted back up for this answer and this show occupies all the nooks and crannies of my mind :) #for the sake of this mini essay (she says typing out her tags before finishing this post) imma capitalize only the names #for the bit #also mispell macky's name #for the bit....as well #no i am not counting macky out for being self-destructive #he has BEEN self-destructive to himself and his health until the end of s3 #nobody can convince me otherwise #this man was on the path of destroying himself to either destroy wukong or free himself from lbd (whom i might add WAS SOMEONE #HE WILLINGLY CONSIDERED IT WA BETTER TO BATHE IN THE FIRES OF SAMADHI TO BE FREE FROM HER CONTRACT! YOU #KNOW....THE VERY SAME FLAMES THAT CAN BURN REALITIES??? THAT FIRE!!!) #*sighs* why must my answers about shadowpeach and almost everything lmk related be long T^T #not mad just confused on that fact that i have been in a writer's traffic jam for weeks but get asked this and SUDDENLY???? #all my energy comes back???? #rude af brain >:( #asks #anonymous