dad!steve who reads his kid(s) wikipedia articles as bedtime stories to bore them to sleep
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I wish this man a horrible father day
I hope I get to see you wither into a pile of ashes
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"smthg wrong with our minds" SAYS THE ABUSER 🤨 im not afraid of throwing salt at you henry
“It was for his own good. He wouldn’t have made it without me. If he hadn’t stuck with me he’d be starved on the streets, body being eaten away by the rodents stuck outside.”
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Goober doodle
Still figuring out how to draw him but I’m having fun
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Xhaka is like if a player was massively unlikeable but even worse
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nothing quite like realizing "oh my vocabulary is irreparably damaged" quite like playing Spirit of Justice and calling Gaspen Payne "girl" the second he says some bullshit.
"girl" isn't a gendered term when said in exasperation, it's just a word. full italics.
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hate when people i love put me on a song that i really end up liking then leave my life. like okay why did you give it to me? to play as your outro?
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Breen would call you slurs without knowing they are slurs. I mean he's been calling himself a faggot for years why can't he call other people that?
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I judged all the guys very unfairly and out of order and mostly based not on personality btw I was just doing shit for funnies lmao it’s also late so yeah
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Today his extra class was so boring. I mean, I could be interactive w older ppl what I like cause I need to make a good impression about me (huhhh) but they were just SO ANNOYING OH MY FRICKIN GOSH 🫠🫠
G told us to do a work that could change ppl view of the world and obviously me and my friends were suggesting things but those older assholes including G just wanted their opinions to be the ones that we would choose.
I tried to tell them that we could do this in a poetic and philosophical way but they fucking didn't cared AND G IS A PHILOSOPHY TEACHER WHO LOVES POETRYYUUYU
I'm just... Ugh, so mad at him, seriously, I can't deal w this man anymore, he's just like a kid.
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