#fucking spawn of satan

[introspectivememories]

"we need more people doing crazy things because of their mental illnesses in media!!1!!" you guys can't even handle yukio okumura

#“yukio calling rin the spawn of satan like he isn't also rin's twin 🤓👆🏽” #this is not the gotcha you think it is #of course yukio thinks rin is the spawn of satan and he isn't #he's been told since he was younger that he's the human one and rin is the demon one #yeah of fucking course he's othered himself from rin to not recognize that he also has demon traits #“he held a gun to rin's head!!!” #HE WAS LITERALLY HAVING A BREAKDOWN #SHUT UPPP #DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK ON MY SON AGAIN #anyway yukio baby dont forget to take your meds okay? love you 😘 #aoex #okumura yukio #yukio okumura

[soullessjack]

do you guys ever think about 13x01 jack because I do . Very very much

#cal scribbles #reposting my old shit until I can think of discussion topics sowwiez #spn #supernatural #spn fandom #spn family #spn fanart #spn comic #shitpostnatural #jack kline #dean winchester #madoka magica #spn season 13 #spn 13x01 #dean&jack #my art #he don’t got a clue in the fuckin world #thinking about how this was the first thing he ever ate and he latched onto it so fast that it’s his fucking email #the spawn of satan is real and alive and you can email him at [email protected] #he is so boys . and so creature #so very creatures #jack #photoshop art #digital art

[dappy-dappernette]

Gonna be real with y'all ppl who say "G-rita is canon" are the most annoying mofos in this fandom /hj

#hetalia #censoring so it doesn't show up in tagz #dappy's twaddles #ngl it's kinda why I stopped shipping it #and yeah ik ''Weeeh don't let people ruin shit for you'' but like kinda hard not to when people either shove it down your gullet #or treat you like the spawn of satan for shipping the two (esp Ludwig) with anyone else #Like I get WHY its so popular but also like #Idk even when it's portrayed in a way and dynamic I like it's hard for me to fully enjoy it because I've ran into some #REALLY FUCKING asinine ger-ta fans #obviously not everyone is like that and sure you can argue that only a handful are like that but like #that's a fucking handful too many y'know??? #WHY DO ppl get all riled up if you dare ship Ludwig with anyone else anyway? #Like 99% of people seem to be fine if you ship Italy with anyone else but if you ship Germany with someone other than twinkie pie over here #then all of a sudden bitches are calling for your head on a stick #Like... Let the man exist outside of Italy. For like #Five seconds at least #goddamn lollll

[aerodaltonimperial]

actual footage recently of dealing with my defiant, clever 3yo, whose resourcefulness and desire to buck the system will one day serve her quite well but for right now is exercising it on the dumbest fucking shit:

#i'm so fucking tired lol #my job is on fire #my child is the spawn of satan #we're waiting for the phone call letting us know that my grandpa is going #WHAT THE FUCK MAN #lmao #WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEROTONIN

[kingkatsuki]

The fattest, biggest fuck off spider just ran past me and now I have no idea how I’m supposed to sleep tonight.

#how can I sleep when death is inside my room #satans spawn are crawling around looking for my blood #I’m literally shaking like when I say this fucker was huge #his brother must be fucking Aragog because he’s taking the fucking piss #like the size of him he better be paying fucking rent #no nope no #the way Bakugou would be fucking useless too #because I know he’s as scared of spiders as I am

[jaylaraye47]

i love my bsf

like

she’s a hardcore goth emo

yes it’s exactly what you’re thinking

she listens to death metal and pure screaming (can’t blame her it’s empowering)

yet she’s too scared to pick the rude dialogue option in a video game and is afraid of spiders

#i love her #but nikki #please #i’m tried of you telling me that you’re the absolute sweet angel on earth while i’m a spawn of satan that came from the fiery pits of hell #also #she’s gay #like gay as hell #i love her tho #she can also go and fuck herself #/pos #i love you pookie

[thatorangedrank]

Cops are no longer required to read Miranda rights

Gun laws are not allowed to be state regulated

Abortion is FORCED to be state regulated

And the Supreme Court Justice with the traitor wife is already talking about rolling back laws that protect same sex relations/marriage and contraception

Who voted for these people????

OH RIGHT

They weren’t fucking elected!!!!!!!!!!!!

#abortion rights #abortion #supreme court #scotus #pro choice #fuck these crusty satan spawn #roe v wade #roe versus wade #miranda rights

[ourimpavidheroine]

Yeah, I am not going to continue to pay for ad-free Tumblr if I have to look at the devil squatting on my fucking dash. That's an ad. Which I pay not to see.

I'll just use ad-blockers and fuck paying for ad-free if this bullshit continues.

#who fucking let that spawn of satan through #I mean what the actual fuck #that thing is terrifying

[jessiesjaded]

I watched this crime doc with my mum about this family and if I had read this in a pulp fiction novel I'd be like "Oh c'mon that's a bit much" except no, real life and really happened.

#literally evil rich white southern lawyer and his spawn of satan children #Alex Murdaugh was fucking. he was beyond anything its literally like a plot for an insane crime novel

[rxng]

(( hey while we're complaining about canon

Can we talk about gigantiron or gigatron or whatever the giant planet is in cybertron

Those guys are just big minicons

And the main cast go down into the bowels of the planet and they find playground equipment and I think the main minicon (who primus occasionally shoves into, nice establishment that big p likes being little) is like

'Oh, minicons are just like humans. We love to play!'

and just

Do regular transformers just not have the concept of a fucking swing, the most universal joy of any planet with gravity???

DID PRIMUS NOT TEACH THEM HOW TO CHASE EACHOTHER IN A CIRCLE FOR ENJOYMENT???

#text #ooc; #i know cybertron wasn't drafted with 'minicons are unicronian' but it was dragged kicking and screaming into aurex anyway #so you gotta fucking wonder #why do the satan spawn know how to use a teetertotter and not the god spawn

[king-dail]

The life and times of an earthling and a venusian: A relationship analysis

It's 1:23 AM right now but I don't give a fuck i'm writing an analysis on why Doyle and Milo's dynamic means so much to me!!

(Note that i'll only be mentioning plot points from episodes 1-4 on this post)

Ok, where to start? Well, when they first meet of course!

So in Welcome to Galaxy High, Doyle has been kinda sticking together with Aimee because he's a little cautious (and rude) about the non-earth life in the school but as soon as he sees Milo? Instantly jovial, even giving him a high five. After that he spends a good chunk of the episode with Milo as he gets shown around the school, embarrassing himself in the process.

But through all of these scenes does Milo throw in the towel and walk away, leaving Doyle to fend for himself because he's being annoying? No! He stays! With! Him! Even when Doyle is busy humiliating himself over his wounded pride Milo is right there behind him, ready to help him whenever things go sour.

When Doyle decides to not be an insufferable prick and attempts (putting emphasis on "attempt") to befriend the Bonk Bunch, leading to him being thrown in a french fryer, you know who carries him to Icenstein to get him fixed up? That's right, Milo.

In the first few seconds of Pizza's Honor we are already shown that Doyle and Milo are cooperating at the pizza parlor, to the point where I would go as far as to say that they are perfectly in sync with each other (Which is amazing in my opinion considering they've probably known each other for a week at max or two days at the minimum)!

I don't really have much to say about this ep because Milo is barely there, but I will mention that he was 1) the first one to get out of Ollie's taxi when they hit Doyle and that 2) he was DESPERATE to get Doyle the Fuck outta there when Milo thought that he was potentially in danger.

In The Beef Who Would Be King, Milo doesn't get much screentime either but scenes where he is with Doyle are spent showing the viewers more of their dynamic (Also the Harold Horsefly scene. Poor Harold).

Now to the MEAT AND POTATOES of this essay, Where's Milo?

This episode. Oh god this episode.

I actually wrote an analysis on the ending and general plot of this episode in the youtube comments section of this episode BUT I need to go deeper! And by deeper I mean more into ship territory!

The fucking episode starts out them going to an ice cream parlor to get milkshakes which has to be like. The MOST adorably romantic thing i've seen on this green earth. But of course Beef has to be a bitch and ruin everything, kickstarting the main conflict of the episode as well as fucking up their date.

After this Milo is seen being humiliated and blamed for things that aren't his fault like 90% while Doyle presumably comes forward to grab him and get out of there once the time is right (ie. A complete ROLE REVERSAL of their dynamic in the first episode), and even letting Milo vent to him. There was only one time that Doyle was mad at him and even then it was basically for a few minutes.

(Ok here's the part where I yoinked and edited my essay from the youtube comment I made to further prove my point)

Just.

The fact that Doyle was only mad at Milo for a few seconds and went back to being with him, working alongside him with no complaint even running after him when Luigi fired him (Which is kinda anime ngl), while everyone else hated Milo's guts is what fucking gets me!

He genuinely cares for Milo so much that he stayed by his side when everyone turned their backs on him and even dealt out a collective "Fuck you, guys!" to the entire GHG (Galaxy High Gang) when they shit talked Milo after he disappeared!

At the end of the episode when Doyle grabs Milo's hand and tells him "That's what friends are for.", his voice is SO incredibly gentle, and you just know they've taken turns wiping away each other's tears! Even if you don't ship them like I do, you can't deny that Milo brings out the best in Doyle and that Doyle gives Milo more confidence!

Simply being there for each other when times get tough is enough to keep them going and that is legitimately so beautiful! I'm basically rambling at this point but I just have so many feelings about these two it's not even funny!

People really ship Aimee and Doyle like Milo is non-existent because of heteronormativity (Also Aimee and Doyle are... Kind of dicks to each other. There would need to be more character development for both of them before Aimee and Doyle could have a relationship that is based off of love rather than a power imbalance. (I'm not saying it isn't possible but damn are they gonna have to work for it)) when Doyle and Milo's dynamic is SOOOO interesting as well as adorable!

Also Doyle should've gotten to kill Al Gatori. As a treat. Get that gator fuck.

No seriously though fuck Al Gatori all my homies hate Al Gatori.

#galaxy high #galaxy high school #liko's analysis #doyle cleverlobe #milo de venus #should i make a ship name for these two? yeah fuck it #milodoyle #there that's the ship name #posting this at an ungodly hour because i am the spawn of satan

[the-caffeinated-potato]

Cbse and nta are a bigger pain than my fucking headache.

#they're the most inconvenient spawns of satan #entrance exams #cbse class 12 #they can go fuck themselves #headache vibes #desi tag #desiblr

[crushedcookiebutter]

Are most foot fetishists attracted to regular looking feet or are they like into really weird looking ones

#if it were me I'd probably be more interested in the really fucked up ones #like spawn of satan lookin ones #except I don't like feet #so this question basically means nothing #can't hurt to be curious #right? #... right?

[aesoka]

also, i know im not saying anything new here but while I did enjoy seeing hayden & ewan again [ honestly, I'm just happy hayden knows how much his performance as anakin means to ppl ] I'm just disappointed in MYSELF that I didn't see disney using that sense of nostalgia prequel fans have/had as a marketing tool. like UHG. don't get me wrong, there were bits on the series I enjoyed, however, it didn't nearly rip me apart as much as it could have, and they abandoned the more grueling [ but satisfying work ] of tearing obi wan apart inwardly in favor for a more action based, outward plot.

#like im sorry space jesus turned space satan would most def. sense his spawns [ of satan sorry lol I cant not make a joke ] running around #ON THE FRINGES OF HIS OPERATIONS???? this man even incapacitated in a walking iron lung is still #terrifyingly powerful he'd recognize them almost immediately IMO. #ik he was told theyre dead but the force is fucking insane and I firmly stand by the notion hed be on them #like the sad bloodhound he is. #anyways loved seeing kenobi run around like he's in the clone wars again but make it painful #and i like putting suitless anakin just standing out in the dunes #huddled and watching that fucked with me #however hayden deserved more than a spar flashback [ which he looked good in ] #but as i UNFORTUNATELY return to star wars I cant help the bitterness that creeps in #when my gaze turns to disney star wars #/n #i want something as visceral and raw as a husborth fic but I realize disney will never have the balls to pull that off so ig ill stick to #the fics #the thowing obi wan in a fire bit was funny tho very petty very ani

[zander-stardust]

Been having some major American Dad brain rot for the past few days...

I might have to make a self insert...

...Should I? Hmmm...

#oh please we all know I'm going to #are you still considered the spawn of satan's spit for liking any of seth macfarlane's shows? #american dad #self insert #god i fucking love tuttle

[falllpoutboy]

i dont really keep up with comics but i feel like the changing of nightcrawlers origins/conception kinda ruins the point of him

#like kurt being a devout religious person despite being the literal spawn of satan is so interesting and thought provoking #like i guess the new change is a win for the gays but 😕 #and it kinda fucks with ravens inner complexity too #but! thats just my opinion