Funny Once Upon a Time Mr. Gold & Regina Headcanon
So since Regina had to do whatever Mr. Gold said as long as he added "please", here's a funny little scenario for you:
Regina: What do you want Gold?
Mr. Gold: You know I've never been a fan of Granny's lasagna, it's so overrated...
Regina, unimpressed: And I'm supposed to help you how? Shut down her business? A mayor can do a lot, but not that. Besides, you rent that building to her, if anyone has influence over her, it's you.
Gold: Interesting thought, though not what I wanted. You see, your lasagna is quite good... Could you make some for me...please?
Hi Emma! How has your day been? And are you scared about the final batt?
It's been a day anon, by that I mean it's been a long day. How has yours been?
And final battle? There's always something to fight in Storybrooke, it might not be my final one, it might be, whatever it is I'll be ready...at some point. Popcorn?
I love once upon a time. imagine being a human man. with a doctorate. and a successful therapeutic practice. with no fucking idea you’re actually a fucking cricket
“You said I could let go of the anger that was weighing me down. And suddenly it felt like without it, I would just... float away. That anger was all I had. What would I be without it?”