#gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

[reihino1988]

"Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide."

#michael sheen #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #my angel #my baby #pride month #lgbt characters #🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[prettygirlmkegrqves]

in the good omens fandom we don't say "they are gay". we say:

#im dyinggg what is that😭😭 #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #okay🤨 #good omens book #good omens #good omens book quotes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #crowly x aziraphale #good omens season 2 #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #quotes #book quotes

[rainbowpopeworld]

I had forgotten that these two oft quoted lines are in the same paragraph. 😅☺️

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these were wrong; Heaven is not in England, whatever certain poets may have thought, and angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort. But he was intelligent. And it was an angelic intelligence which, while not being particularly higher than human intelligence, is much broader and has the advantage of having thousands of years of practice.”

#good omens #book!omens #good omens book #good omens quotes #aziraphale #crowley #make an effort #ineffable motherfuckers #ineffable husbands #ineffable* #aziracrow #gomens* #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #making an Effort #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett

[ineffable-rohese]

Just thinking about how in Book Omens Aziraphale is a fem coded intellectual gay (male) and Crowley is a masc coded business gay (male).

Whereas in Show Omens, Aziraphale is masc-but-in-a-flaming-foppish-but-also-casual-way gay (as in happy) and Crowley is fem-but-in-a-butch-punk-androgenous-way queer (as in fuck you).

The show team really took a look at some pretty gay source material and went, yeah, but how can we queer this up even more and I love them for it.

#good omens #book omens #show omens #aziraphale #crowley #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #crowley is a genderfluid icon #ineffable idiots #neil gaiman #terry pratchett

[rrcenic]

i first read good omens when i was in 3rd or 4th grade (pre covid and pre tv show) and i remember going and asking my dad what the line “gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide”

and he was kinda awkward and panicky and looking back on it he was probably trying to figure out how to explain homosexuality to his 9 year old

i was confused by his reaction at the time bc i already knew what gay meant, had come to the conclusion that crowley and aziraphale were love interests, and just wanted to know what the fuck nitrous oxide was

#nics stuff #good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens book #book omens #ineffable spouses #azicrow #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #not art #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

[amata-haan]

I’ve been going through the Google reviews for Good Omens and it’s hilarious because it’s so easy to tell who hasn’t read the book. 'Why did they have to go and make it gay?' clearly you’ve never heard Aziraphale described as "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide (pg 151)"

#good omens #good omens book #aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #neil gaiman

[deathdecayglitter]

Since gender is a human invention the “rules” of which change a lot over time, the way in which I imagine Aziraphale to be agender and Crowley to be genderqueer is

Humans: here you go, it’s called gender

Aziraphale: ah. Hmm. No thank you.

Crowley: *doing everything wrong* like that?

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #genderqueer #agender #the plant hissperer #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #nonbinary

[bowieified]

Wondering what Mrs. Henderson must have been thinking on first meeting Aziraphale.

Since Aziraphale:

pauses significantly before referring to Crowley as 'his good friend'

proceeds to pull his handkerchief out of his pocket and wave it around in the most adorably gay way imaginable ('I'm no stranger to the art of prestidigitation!')

has Crowley act as his 'trusted stooge and confidant' as part of his magic show

There's really only one conclusion you can come to about that.

But then it occurred to me; they've probably been causing this misunderstanding for the whole of human history.

For centuries they've been meeting up clandestinely in male form in public places, and when people correctly make the assumption that they're friends since they're acting so chummy, Aziraphale then proceeds to deny it very hotly (i.e. at the Globe, 'oh he's not my friend, we've never met before, we don't know each other'), to the extent that everyone around them probably thinks 'Ah, they're fucking'.

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #gomens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable idiots #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #aziraphale the only person you're fooling is yourself #ah they're fucking

[itsscottiesstark]

There's no greater feeling than a friend listening to your suggestion to read good omens and then them casually quoting "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrus oxide"

When I tell you I cried.

#good omens #good omens book #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #aziraphale #crowley #good omens season 1 #good omens season 2 #crowley x aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #itsscottiesstark posts

[knifeforkspooncup]

OK but Mondays? Mondays are for thinking about Gayer Than A Tree Full of Monkeys on Nitrous Oxide Aziraphale and That Flash Bastard Crowley:

Regblog with your faves, these are just some of mine.

Also, see Sundays are for...

#gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #i love when crowley has fun being a chaotic bastard #and when aziraphale has fun playing dress up #i bet crowley feels so Cool Guy James Bond when he does mischief #i love them your honor #crowley is gender goals #crowley my beloved #aziraphale my beloved #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i need to be put down

[oursupergoodwholockshadows]

Aziraphale waking Crowley up in 1914

#bright young things #ineffable husbands #good omens #chaotic academia #aziraphale #crowley #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

[azfellco]

"How's your naked man... friend?"

Source

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #gos2 #good omens 2 #aziracrow #Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #Same Nina same #sneekpeek #Nina his husband is in front of him please #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers

[anarchist-aquarius]

SIR TIERGAN ALENFAR FOR KEEPER SEXYMAN 2024 BITCHES

MY MANS HUSBAND HAS BEEN IN EXILE AND IS STILL HOT

MY MAN COMMITTED CRIMES

MY MAN IS A ROCK

MY MAN HAS A FAMILY AND KIDS

MY MAN SAVED HIS HUSBAND

HE IS GAY

HE IS NONMANIPULATIVE

HE IS A REBEL

#tiergan alenefar #tiertice #kotlc tiergan #kotlc #would kill someone for this man #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #keeper sexyman 2024

[idliketobeatree]

happy gay christmas!! 🌛🎃👻

here's my nice and accurate Aziraphale from halloween of '21, because I flopped this year's costume. the wig may have been cheap, but I assure you - the rest was even cheaper!!

sending out smooches to all the Crowleys, wherever you are!

#aziraphale #thats putting it generously #halloween #good omens #ineffable wives #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #aziraphale cosplay #but i had so much fun! #i like to sprinkle a little lesbianity in #if crowley please interact lol #good omens cosplay #my posts #spooky season #ineffable husbands #marcela talks

[jbankai89]

My Etsy Shop is Open Again!

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[thegaygrimreaper]

When I call Aziraphale gay, I’m not calling him a gay man, because he isn’t. But Aziraphale’s gayness isn’t his sexuality, more of his state of being. He is not a man nor does he love a man but by god he’s gay

#gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #good omens #aziraphale