#gullermo

[vroomvroomwee]

Can I just say that the writing decision to make Nandor utterly and completely pathetic for Guillermo in this season after spending the last four treating him like worthless junk is the best thing they could have done.

And it's so much better because Guillermo isn't even trying to ditch him or be mad at him. It's simply that this fool now realises how stupid his life would be without that little rabid vampire hunter.

#i mean #admitting that he wants to impress guillermo #OUT LOUD??? #he's growing up #finally #wwdits #whatwedointheshadows #wwdits s5 #wwdits5 #gullermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandermo

[gothicafish]

What if hunters blood burns/kills vampires and Guillermo finds out by accidently burning/killing Derek so this season is about him trying to renounce the vampire hunter part of him and at the end he learns that he IS hunter more than he will ever be a vampire and he has to come to terms with that, what then ???

...yes it is 3:10 in the morning and I'm sleep deprived how did you guess ???

#what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #lazlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #colin robinson #wwdits #nandermo #derek #vampire gullermo #hunter guillermo #why am i writing these like im on Ao3

[nandorisms]

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless, Guillermo de la Cruz/Freddie Characters: Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Freddie (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Laszlo Cravensworth, The Guide (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Colin Robinson, Marwa (What We Do in the Shadows TV), The Djinn (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Silvia de la Cruz Additional Tags: Season/Series 04 Spoilers, Season/Series 04 Leaks, Alternate Universe, One Night Stands, Unplanned Pregnancy, Human/Vampire Relationship, Twilight References, Trans Guillermo de la Cruz, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Mutual Pining, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Jealous Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Dhampir Baby, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Eventual Happy Ending, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Warning: This fic references some spoilers/leaks for season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows.

After Guillermo and Nandor have a drunken one night stand, Guillermo finds himself in one of the worst fictional tropes from Nandor's favourite young adult novel.

Chapter 13 has officially been released

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #nandermo fic #nandor x gullermo #fanfiction #fanfic #my fic #ao3 fic

[vintagewarhol]

#the minions of midas #tv shows #netflix #miguel barres #mateo gil #luis tosa #marta belmonte #gullermo toledo #illustration #vintage art #alternative movie posters

[alteredbard]

Guillermo’s Blood Money...

#wwdtis #what we do in the shadows #wwdits guillermo #vampire guillermo #gullermo de la cruz #nandor wwdits #fanart #illustration #digital #vampire #spooky #october

[agnimybeloved]

NO FUCKING WAY LMFAO

#admittedly this is a pretty good twist #wwdits #but also what theyve said about how nandor & gullermo's relationship will shake out is pretty boring and annoying lol

[thoughtstarentmine]

The one thing that makes human life precious and meaningful you see is how brief it is

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022)

#pinocchio #gullermo del toro #quotes #human life #meaningful #movie quotes

[vampyrjuice]

I hate watching vampire media where a vampire is like "I am obsessed with you. your beauty, you make me ache for humanity again" or whatever and the person the vampire wants to bite is like "I don't want to be like you! I could never!" because I'm like let the vampire bite me if you're going to be so difficult

#this is why gullermo de la cruz is the ideal human character in vampire media 🖤

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022) dir. Guillermo del Toro, Mark Gustafson original songs by Alexandre Desplat, Roeban Katz, Gullermo del Toro and Patrick McHale

#guillermo del toro's pinocchio #pinocchio 2022 #filmedit #netflixedit #musicaledit #animationedit #dailynetflix #cinematv #usernik #usersem #userraffa #tuserames #userkd #userk8 #userkraina #usershreyu #rogerhealey #musicinfilm #my edit

[bogleech]

I somehow never heard of this pretty grim woody woodpecker cartoon until rev and I watched an episode of Gullermo Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities and they had it playing on a TV in the background, but then by coincidence we watched the Rob Zombie Meunsters movie right after and the same cartoon was also cameo'd there??

It ends with woody and the cat eating an entire moose

woodpeckers are predators but I'm not sure they can do this

#cartoons #horror

[vroomvroomwee]

Right so at this point only two things can happen:

One. Gullermo stays like this. Half a vampire with some weird powers and perks.

Or

Two. He becomes more powerful than any of them. Personally I think it's this one. Because Guillermo's transformation hasn't stopped. It's just going more slowly. As if his powers need more time to develope because they're stronger. He didn't even notice he didn't need his glasses just a few episodes ago, and now he's breaking lift handles just by leaning on them. Not to mention that he's immune to most things that are deadly to other vampires (garlic, the sun, he can eat human food etc.)

#wwdits #wwdits5 #wwdits s5 #whatwedointheshadows #what we do in the shadows #guillermo #guillermo de la cruz

[gothicafish]

Not to jump on the 'nandor already tried to turn guillermo' bandwagon but what if--and hear me out on this-- nandor did try to turn Guillermo already in episode 1 on their 10 year anniversary and he planned to turn guillermo and give him the glitter painting thay depicts him as a vampire buuuut it didn't work so nandor just hypnotized Guillermo and gave him the glitter painting.

#its a painful bandwagon to be on #im casting a wide net with these theories hoping i get one right #guillermo de la cruz #lazlo cravensworth #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #jackie daytona #lazlo wwdits #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandermo #vampire gullermo

[wwdits-kink-meme]

alt season 4 timeline: teary eyed guillermo bursts into nandor's room after traveling back from england to surprise freddie

after yelling at him about his now ex boyfriend cheating on him with himself one thing leads to another and gullermo ends up passionately making out and fucking nandor

however still incredibly pissed about the whole thing he either pulls out his phone mid fucking nandor (dealer's choice if on top or power bottoming) and basically takes a video to "accidentally" send to freddie or "accidentally" calls him on speaker so that he can loudly hear them fucking (it all boils down to guillermo in the haze of lust getting freddie to in one way shape or form witness them fucking as a "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING BITCH" kinda move)

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #nandermo #mlm #s4e9 freddie #fight sex #bottom nandor #top guillermo #dubcon #nonconsensual voyeurism #nandermo make a porno

[megaawkwardhuman]

I've said it once and I'll say it over and over again

my personal definition of insanity is trying to make sense of details that were probably just overlooked in a show

with that being said here's my theory on the whole killing someone's sire = bad things and how can still be true

warning: I'm aware this is like 99% bullshit and prob doesn't make sense I'm just having fun and dealing with gay vampire withdraw by having a category 5 hyper fixation event

OK OK SOOOOO as we know nandor was able to kill derek without killing gullermo (all it did was make him human)

which makes no sense since not that long ago nandor was freaking out about the baron dying and back in season 3 he tried his darndest to make sure the sire didn't die so that all of vampire kind wouldn't die

now a common theory I see is that the main reason why killing those two would be bad while meanwhile killing derek wouldn't be as much is a matter of the person ageing the amount of time they spent as a vampire (as seen by guillermo growing a beard and longer hair when being made a human again) so if a vampire who lived past a human's life expectancy they would just die

and yeah I fully believe that

I mean it makes a lot of sense

but it wouldn't explain why killing the sire would kill ALL vampires

sure it'd kill vampirism but not the younger vampires themselves

this is where my bs theory comes in!

now despite being bitten a month ago guillermo was only by the looks of it (I'll get into what I mean later) a FULL vampire for not that long (as seen by his outfit not changing at all from finally drinking blood to the party to the fake ceremony)

sooooo what if when nandor killed derek it was in a small period of time where under specific circumstances it WAS possible to kill the vampire who turned guillermo?

let me explain

so to be a vampire you kinda have to be dead

but what exactly kills you? (if you die purely due to the bite)

back in season 1 what kills jenna is a fever induced by the vampire cells so most likely that's what normally kills you

or at least the process most likely takes a while to kill you

but what if it (the vampire cells) didn't kill him

you see as we know his van helsing blood has been fighting off the vampirism with all its might ever since he got turned by derek (which is why memo was a weird half vamp all season)

and when guillermo died it was for a very VERY short period of time

so what if his van helsing blood brought him fully back to life?

like memo was dead enough for long enough to jump start the processes power wise but due to the van helsing blood fighting back and bringing him back he was going through all of that while still alive

OR he did die but not fully

like I said before guillermo's death was surprisingly short

well what if instead of being brought back by van helsing blood what if it wasn't able to bring him fully back so instead made it so that he didn't die fully (which was the best it could do)

with that being said however I personally believe that if nandor waited until the next day it prob would have been too late

for you see I think drinking blood not only finished giving guillermo his powers I also think that it would have also led to the vampire cells realizing that guillermo either isn't dead or isn't fully dead

so IF guillermo said he wanted to stay a vampire OR if they waited any longer they couldn't have turned him human again by killing derek since he would have fully died by then

so with all of that being said I think under normal circumstances if you killed the vampire who turned you after being fully killed by vampire cells you die

but if you were brought back through other means or you kill them BEFORE you fully die you go back to how you were pre bite

now you're probably wondering WHY TF WOULD NANDOR KNOW ALL OF THIS!?!?

weeeeeeell remember the trip he promised guillermo back in season 3?

while I do believe he wanted to make turning him a trip to make him realize what he'd lose as a vampire

I also think that he probably did some research in the council library beforehand

so that IF guillermo still wanted to become a vampire

and guillermo learned the hard way that he couldn't handle being a vampire

well...

at least his last memories with guillermo would be nice before he "fixed guillermo's problem" if you catch my drift

tl;dr: normally killing the vampire who turned you would actually kill you but due to blood bullshit™️ and timing nandor was able to kill derek without killing guillermo and make him human again

also he knew this shit cause he looked into it before the trip he planned all the way back in season 3 as a plan if shit hits beyond the fan

#WOOF I haven't written a theory that long in ages #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 5 #wwdits season 5 spoilers #wwdits s5 #wwdits s5 spoilers #word garbage™ #note: I switched a bunch of shit around and reworded things a lot so if things sound weird at some point I'm sorry #I tried my best to make this at least look coherent :]

[majaloveschris]

So a lot of people think the ASP video was probably recorded on March 15. I went to Mark's profile, and I found him tagged on a photo that was posted on March 20. On that photo, you could also see Guillermo. Guillermo started posting about Punti Mita on March 11th. So Mark, Gullermo, and other people were in Mexico at least between March 11 and March 20.

It's all public info, nothing private!

#majaloveschris #chris asp #cevans-love

[smfstardust]

NANDOR AND NADJA TRYING TO PLEAD W THE BARON FOR GULLERMO

#wwdits spoilers #HE STABBED THE BARON??????????