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perhaps-in-anotherdream · 9 months

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[CN] Victor’s 2023 Qixi Event Offline Call + In-game Call + Mail

⌚ No spoiler warning since global server doesn’t get these anyways ⌚

[Translation under the cut]

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[Anika’s Notes]: Honestly, I’d rather you guys read my twitter thread for this since I added many translation notes I won’t be adding here haha: ♡♡

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It’s me, Victor. I’ve found Pudding.

Not sure when, but he somehow crawled into the suitcase, and now came out on his own after waking up from his nap.

Hm, it’s the suitcase we were planning to take to the desert.

Yep, thankfully, although he flipped over the contents inside and caused a mess, the gastronomic map and camping equipment a certain someone had placed in there earlier are intact. So your plans for enjoying barbecue and stargazing won’t be compromised.

The red dress you wanted to wear for taking pictures is also in there. And all those jingling accessories that were tangled together— I’ve properly sorted them out for you.

However, there are now more of Pudding’s toys in the suitcase… and he’s still spinning around the area of the suitcase.

[Pudding meowing adorably ~pitifully~]

He seems to be stating explicitly that he wants to join us for the Qixi Festival.

Whether to bring him along with us or not, let’s decide when you come back.

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【In-game Call】

Victor: Have you left the house yet?

MC: Of course, and I’m already in the car. How about you? Have you wrapped up the meeting?

Victor: Yep, but I also found a certain someone’s new masterpiece on my office desk, and I’m still finding it a challenge to figure out what the original inspiration is.

MC: …you really can’t tell? It’s obviously a cup!

Victor: Sure enough, your self-confidence is not to be underestimated.

Victor: It resembles a vase, it resembles a spray bottle–– but it just doesn’t look like a cup.

MC: Even if it doesn’t look like a cup, the pattern drawn on the surface should still be identifiable, no?

Victor: Your artistic style has always been abstract, and the tree branch next to the chestnut is somewhat satisfactory.

MC: …the paintings on the cup are clearly several skillfully rendered fruits nestled within the grass. It’s quite easily distinguishable.

Victor: Mhm, the blackish blob is indeed “easily distinguishable.”

Victor: Speaking of which, a certain someone mentioned wanting to try out a pottery workshop last month. It turns out she was already preparing this gift back then.

MC: Hehe, the most important value of a gift lies in the sentiments behind it. I’m sure CEO Victor shares the same feelings, doesn’t he?

MC: So, will my gift be a sumptuous feast, or some sort of handmade craft like the one I gave you?

Victor: Isn’t a certain someone usually filled with all sorts of whimsical ideas?

Victor: How come you’re being so restrained during a crucial matter like this?

MC: …! Seeing how you are boasting like this, aren’t you afraid of potentially not living up to my expectations when the time comes?

Victor: I understand the thoughts of a certain dummy better than anyone.

Victor: Even if your expectations are sky-high, I’m confident I can have you giggling all night long while hugging your gift.

MC: Humph, if you can’t achieve this result, then will CEO Victor step in for the gift and let me hug him all night long instead?

Victor: You sure know how to make demands.

Victor: Nonetheless, all of this is contingent on you not being late. Otherwise, it’ll be like fetching water with a bamboo basket – all in vain.

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[Tidbits]: the word cup (杯子) actually has the similar pronunciation to 辈子 (meaning one’s entire life). So, it’s considered a romantic gift among couples to express their emotions of being together for a lifetime~

【Mail】

“Using handmade offerings to pray for ‘predestined love and marriage’ is somewhat elusive. The wish to never be separated— just expressing it to me like this is enough.”

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#PG really said nope we aren’t gonna let Li Zeyan wives live down the angst this Qixi ajdhdg THE AUDACITY TO HAVE US MAKE CUP FOR HIM AGAIN🥲#u.u pudding boi🤣🤣 also got reminded of the Halloween card call from last year— he is just so 😩🥹#and i love MC so fcking much lmao girl straight up went yeah can you be my gift instead 🤪#also his reply🥹 the way he always gladly accompanies her to do the prayers and all but for him—#you don't need to rely on external factors. as long as you want him— he'll bet his everything (literally) to be “yours” ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ❤️#mlqc victor #mlqc li zeyan #mlqc #mr love victor #mr love queen's choice #李泽言 #恋与制作人 #love and producer #mlqc cn

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halloweentreatstoeats · 9 months

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#halloween #pudding shots #halloween treats #halloween party #halloween fun #dirt cups #pudding #treats to eats #baileys irish cream #happy halloween

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yngtort · 7 months

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Cheater cheater, best friend eater

NSFW ★

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Xfem!reader You and jeongin had been best friends for years. He would do anything and everything to protect you. So when you call him drunk, crying your eyes out, he doesn’t hesitate to come to your rescue.

“Y/nnn, open up. I’m here.” He says as he knocks on the door of your apartment.

When you open the door, jeongin has to hold back a laugh at your clearly intoxicated state. Your eyes were blown out, while you subtly swayed as you stood. Dry tears littered your face, almost looking like a kid had taken chalk and went crazy.

“Hey,” you said, voice hoarse.

“Hurry up and let me in, it’s freezing.” Jeongin says, still stifling a laugh. He pushes his way into the apartment, locking the door behind him.

“How much have you had?” He asks before taking off his jacket his leather jacket, placing it on the back of the couch, and taking a seat.

You plop beside him. “not that much. Just two or three…bottles.”

“You’re joking, right?” Jeongin says in disbelief, looking at you almost like he was impressed. “What happened this time?”

A long sigh makes it passed your lips as you thought about how you ended up like this. Your boyfriend, Chris , had cheated on you after two years of dedication. You found out from changbin, a mutual friend of yours. He apologized for not telling you sooner and that he was tired of being an accomplice to Chris’s betrayal.

Go to him, you suppose.

But you didn’t cry because you were sad. it was just frustrating that you didn’t see the signs before hand. The relationship was already fizzling out— you and Chris argued every night. But for him to cheat on you, it was just insane. You hated being played, it’s the worst fucking feeling ever.

“Didn’t I tell you that he was a dick?” He clicked his tongue. “Your taste in men is deplorable.”

He’s right. You wish you could deny it, but the list of toxic men you’ve dated was extensive. That list also doubles as a list of how many jaws jeongin had broken.

“I’m just glad you’re done with him.” He said with a smile and you let out a nervous chuckle.

His smile dropped. “You are done with him, right?”

“Of course I am.. I just..” you scratched the back of your head, eyes darting around the room. “I haven’t actually broken up with him yet.”

“Excuse me?” He quirked an eyebrow. “The fuck do you mean you didn’t break up? Are you crazy?”

“I just don’t know how to bring it up.”

Jeongin scoffed, “oh but you can bring up ending our friendship over a pudding cup.”

“We were like 16-” “I don’t want to hear it.”

You rolled your eyes and sunk into the couch, wishing it would just swallow you whole.

“So what are you gonna do? Stay with him?” He asked.

“Of course not. I’m just-“ you paused.

“just being an idiot? Baby, I know.”

“Fuck you.”

Jeongin laughed, patting your knee. “Well until you figure out what you want to do, let’s pound some rum and coke. Yeah?”

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A hour had gone past as you both sat there, passing a bottle a Hennessy back and forth. Shark boy and lava girl, collectively both of your favorite movie, played on the tv.

“Seriously, we shudda been them for Halloween.” Jeongin slurred, handing you the bottle.

“Next year.” You took a swig, slightly wincing at the wretched taste . “Fuck, I’m done. ‘Can’t keep drinkin this shit.”

Jeongin snickers, watching you set it down on the table. “Weak.” He taunted.

“Shut it, I’ve been drinkin all day. (Bc of Chris.) I hate men.” You grumbled, eyes narrowed.

Jeongin could tell how much this Chris incident was bothering you, although you barely showed it. he knew that you were probably blaming yourself, thinking you’re not good enough. But you more than enough, to him for sure. and he wanted you to know that.

Grinning, jeongin threw an arm around your shoulders and pulled you into his side. “know what? Just forget about these boys and just date me instead.”

You blinked, not knowing wether to take him seriously or not.

“ want us—Like me and you—” you pointed between the two of you. “To date?”

he was joking. He had to be. You’ve been best friends for practically your whole lives. Even when people tried to get yall together, not a single time did you ever consider it actually happening. And you were sure that jeongin felt the same way.

“I mean why not? I’d treat you better than any of your exes.” He said, eyes glancing down at your lips. “In more ways than one.”

He definitely didn’t feel the same way.

You felt the tips of your ears start to burn and you really hoped that it was because of the obsessive drinking. Jeongin seemed to notice and before you know it, his arm left your shoulder and slid to your waist.

“Jeongin,” “yes, baby?” He leaned in, free hand on your thigh.

oh.

“You’re drunk,” you place a hand on his chest trying to keep his body from moving any further. “You don’t know what you’re talking about”

“Then just blame it on the alcohol.” He chuckled. “I’ll take care of you for tonight and if you regret it in the morning, I’ll take full responsibility.”

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If someone would’ve told yourself from a hour ago, that you’d be pressed down into the cushion of the couch by your best friend ; you wouldn’t have believed a word.

You wouldn’t be able fathom having jeongins head buried between your thighs as his tongue lapped over your clit with precision. Your hands tangled in his hair while you shamelessly rutted against his face.

You were a complete mess in your best friends hold and jeongin loved every second of it.

“So needy. Just look at you.” He said, planting kisses on your core. His member strained against his pants, begging to be set free. He had to focus on drawing soft circles on your hips, trying keep himself from flipping you over and pounding into you.

That’ll come later, but first he wanted to make you feel good on your own.

“Fuck— jeongin. ‘Mm so close,” You moaned out, head tossed over the arm of the couch as His tongue dipped in and out of you. you could feel your stomach tighten, orgasm creeping over until it bursts.

your body shakes violently as it rakes over you like a storm and jeongin has to hold you in place, still licking your clit as you cum. “S-stop it, inn. It’s too much.” You whimpered pathetically.

“shh, baby. Just a bit more” he whispered, still sucking you raw.

When he pulls his tongue off you, a string of saliva was the only connection between him and your core.

He moves up, bringing his lips to yours and you could taste yourself on his tongue. You could feel his length press against you, making you whine into the kiss.

You wanted him bad. Your fingers found their way to the waistband of his pants.

“Goddamn it, y/n” Jeongin pulled back with a hiss once he felt you free his member, taking it into your hand. “You’re so impenitent. want me to fill you up, yea?” He grunted, bucking his hips in your palm.

“Please,” You begged through a short breath. “Fuck, jeongin. Please, I need it.”

“Baby, it’s already in your hands. I’m sure you can figure it out. You’re such a smart girl.”

hearing him speak like that had an effect on you like no other. you were clenching around nothing, wondering if this was the same man you called your best friend. It was conflicting but it made you hornier than ever.

without hesitation, you positioned his member at your entrance.

“Good job, love.” Jeongin praised, planting a soft kiss and on your temple.

he slipped his tip inside, but to your surprise, didn’t go any further. Instead, he pumped his head in and out of your entrance, feeling it stretch and close around his dick. The constant teasing made you hyper aware of that certain spot. “Inn.” You whimpered, hands finding their way to hips. “Don’t play with me like this. Just fuck me.”

A wicked grin formed across his face as he got the reaction he wanted. “I’m sorry baby,” he chuckled, “ ‘just so fun seeing you clench and try to hold me in there.”

He grabbed your wrist, pinning them above your head.

“Forgive me, yeah?” He asked. Although he knew you’d never respond because you were to busy crying over his dick that he pushed inside you.

every inch of his girth was buried in your warmth.

He clicked his tongue, “Tight, you’re so fucking tight. Has Chris not been fucking you right??” He rasped into your ear, his hips starting a steady and sensual pace.

no, not like this. You had never been treated like this. Not by Chris— not by anyone. “If I had known, I would’ve done this sooner.”

His thrusts were strong and deep, dick brushing that spot that made your toes curl. The hand he held on Your stomach, pushing it, added that extra pressure that had you crying out his name. “you’re so good for me. Sucking me up so well.”

you continued on like that, your best friend fucking you dumb until you’re spluttering mess. Even when he flipped you onto your stomach— he didn’t miss a single beat. It felt like nothing could stop you two.

But when your phone goes off on the coffee table, there’s a pause. It was small interval, enough time for jeongin to reach over and grab it.

“Looks like that boyfriend of yours is missing you.” He pulled you up by your hair, back against his chest. “Lets answer it, hmm?”

Before you could even think about protesting, the phone was being pressed to your cheek as jeongin went back to fucking you from behind.

“Hey, babe. I’ve been trying to call you all day. Is the there something wrong?” Chris asks, but you could barely comprehend his words.

Jeongin pounded into you, hips slapping against yours and you know Chris can hear it. And if he can’t, he could definitely hear your cries. “Chris— ngh!”

“Y/n, what’s going on? Where are you?”

Jeogin chuckles from behind, pulling the phone back. “sorry, been really busy hasn’t she?” He asked bringing a mix of confusion and anger to the man on the other line.

“Who the fuck is this? Let me talk to y/n.”

“I would but,” Jeongin sucked in a breath, “she’s got her hands full.”

You didn’t know when their conversation ended or if jeongin had even hung up or not. you were too busy getting your back blown out.

“You must’ve liked the thought of him hearing you like that, huh? You were clenching so hard around me, I thought it would break off” He rasped, hips snapping wildly.

“Inn, inn, inn.” You cried, tears welling up in your eyes.

His hips stuttered, a telling sign that he was reaching his limit. Heat built in both of your stomachs, aching for relief. “Gonna fill you to the brim ‘n make you mine.” He whimpered, leaning down, nuzzling his face into the curve of your neck. “Love you so much, Ugh.”

“Me too, inn.” You mewled, rocking in rhythm with his rut. That action in its self has jeogins dick twitching, his load following swiftly after.

He milked himself until his seed was spilling out of you with each pump. “Such a mess.” He whispered, sliding out of you.

Your poor couch.

The rest of the night was spent in the confines of your bed, both you and jeongin confessing some unsaid feelings— before sharing slow and wet kisses until you were eventually lulled to sleep.

#kpop fanfic #kpop imagines #stray kids imagines #stray kids x y/n #straykids x reader #stray kids x reader #yang jeongin #smut #stray kids smut #yang jeongin smut

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tyungelic · 7 months

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★ warm blood

★ — pairing. fem!kai x fem!reader

★ — tags. non-idol au, afab!kai, fem reader, smut, established relationship, vampire!kai, blood play, menstruation mention, thigh riding, fingering, messy sex

★ — summary. kai is the girl of your dreams, the only one for you, but lately you can’t help but wonder if she’s hiding something…

★ — word count. 3.4k words

★ — author’s note. hopping on the fem!txt train~ i had so much fun writing this one happy early halloween i hope you enjoy~

“Unnie!” Kai greets from down the block with arms wide open. You give her a big hug and she squeezes you tight. You stay there for a moment, giving her all your warmth. You cup her face with your hands and kiss every individual beauty mark on it.

“Missed my pudding,” you coo and Kai smiles shyly, the tips of her ears turning red. You take her hand in yours and you shudder.

“How on earth are you so cold?”

“You know what they say— cold hands, warm heart.”

“Oh, so what does that mean for me?”

“Hm.. it means whatever you want it to mean,” Kai teases and squeals when you go to pinch her.

“You didn’t bring an overnight bag with you,” you point out.

Kai face falls and she hesitates, “N-No, sorry. Something came up and…”

As she trails off with averted eyes, your heart sinks.

“Why didn’t you say something? I had the whole day planned for us.”

“We can still spend the day together, it’s just that I can’t stay over. Sorry, I really thought I could but something came up last minute.”

You were never the type to hide how you feel. You know your face says it all, and Kai looks to you with sympathetic puppy dog eyes.

“Next time, unnie. I promise,” she says.

You find that hard to believe. She said next time last time too, and the time before that.

This sours the entire day for you and no matter how hard you try to not be stuck inside your head and live in the moment, you just can’t. How long was she going to keep doing this last minute? You want to give her the benefit of the doubt. After all, despite how warm, soft and welcoming Kai is, she’s a very private person, so you don’t expect her to share every minute detail of her life.

But private and closed off are two different things. Was she not being honest with you?

Kai’s chilly hand on your knee brings you right back to the present moment.

“Are you okay?” Kai asks softly.

You hum and take another sip of your coffee, but you know Kai sees how you really feel. How could she not? You’ve been filling the cafe with negative energy for the past half hour. There’s a tense silence between the two of you. Kai looks like she wants to say something, but doesn’t.

You’re starting to wonder if this entire date was a bust. After all this, you just want to go home alone.

You finish your drinks and exit the cafe, you reach for her hand but something about it feels bittersweet.

“Guess I'll start heading back,” you say.

“Wait,” Kai starts. “I need to tell you the real reason why I didn’t bring an overnight bag.”

You’re doubtful, but willing to hear your girlfriend out. You give her a look that says ‘I’m listening’ and she proceeds, clearing her throat.

“I didn’t bring one because I want you to stay over at my place tonight,” she announces.

You pause, “… Really?”

“Yes, really! I’ve always wanted you to come see my apartment, so I wanted to surprise you.”

You narrow your eyes. Did she really have this planned all along? Her and her friends did have a penchant for tricking you for a quick laugh. Maybe this is just one of those times.

You have to give her credit for being such a good actress.

“You have pads at your place, right?” you ask.

“Yep, I’m always prepared.”

The nerves start to hit as you approach the apartment building where Kai lives. This is your first time seeing her apartment. What does it look like? What does it smell like? You don’t know much about Kai’s place at all, other than the fact that she splits the rent with her older sister.

“Lea’s out of town, by the way,” Kai clarifies, and you give her a look.

“Oh? You trying to get up to something tonight?” you ask with a wink. Kai laughs, you initially said it as a joke but that nervous smile is all you need to see to know that you’re both thinking the same thing.

You’ve been wanting to get Kai alone and on a bed since the moment you started dating. You were instantly attracted the moment you laid eyes on her— tall with long legs, beautiful slender hands, and the cutest nose you’ve ever seen on a person. She was like a model, no, a Greek goddess. And yet despite her being a goddess among mere mortals, she’s so warm, kind, and humble.

You really feel so lucky to be with her.

You’re welcomed by a nicely decorated two bedroom apartment filled with warm orange light from the setting sun.

You ask where the bathroom is and run to it to so you can freshen up and change your pad. You spray on a new layer of cologne, fix up your hair, and undo the top two buttons of your button-down to reveal more of your décolletage. You might be on your period, but you still want some action. You’ve been waiting for the moment for months now.

You emerge from the bathroom feeling like a new woman and Kai takes notice.

“You look fantastic,” she says and presses a quick kiss to your neck. “I’m gonna take a shower. You can wait for me in my bedroom.”

She disappears into the bathroom and you make your way down the hall to bedroom. It’s just as cutesy as you expected it to be. Her bed is riddled with stuffed animals, how she manages to sleep on it, you can’t quite figure out. She has an electronic keyboard and a drum kit too, as expected of someone who loves music as much as she does.

You fall onto her bed, making sure not to crush any of her plushies with your body. You stare at the ceiling, wondering when you’d be looking up at Kai from this exact angle. It could be any minute now…

Time ticks on and on… and before you know it, it’s been thirty minutes since Kai first went to the bathroom. You don’t want to rush her, you know you take your sweet time in the shower too, but you could’ve sworn you heard the water turn off ten minutes ago. You figure she’s just shaving… or, maybe she’s in need of some company.

You smirk and undo one more button on your blouse before opening the bathroom door.

“Kai, I—”

You freeze in the door, shocked at the sight of Kai sitting on the toilet lid with her nose buried in your used pad.

“What the fuck.”

Kai quickly tosses your used menstrual pad into the trash bin, looking at you with wide eyes.

“Unnie, I-I’m sorry this isn’t what it- You weren’t supposed to find out like this.”

You stand in the door, frozen in shocked silence.

“I think we should break up,” she blurts out.

You hear your heart pounding in your ears. A mixture of rage and confusion fill your body.

“What?” you ask in quiet anger. “I just caught you smelling my used pad and you’re the one who wants to break up?”

“Unnie, please listen to me. This has gone too far. I’m sorry, but I can’t be around you anymore. I can’t explain, but trust me it’s for your own good.”

You’re taken aback by how desperate she sounds.

“Did you bring me here to break up with me?”

“No! No, I would never do that to you.”

“Then what? What’s going on? What are you hiding from me?”

Kai freezes, “I-I can’t tell you, it’s—”

“—Kai, just stop. No more excuses. Whatever you’re hiding from me, you need to tell me right now.”

Kai falls silent and fiddles with her hands, looking down at the tiled bathroom floor.

“I can’t promise that I won’t judge you,” you continue. “But all I want is for you to be honest with me.”

“You’re right,” Kai relents with a sigh. “Unnie, I’m… I’m a vampire.”

You stand there in stunned silence.

“… You’re what? Is this a joke?”

“No, no it’s not a joke, I promise. Just… look,” Kai approaches you and opens her mouth wide to reveal her fangs, sharp as daggers. You can’t believe what you’re seeing. You reach forward to touch her teeth for yourself, your fingers brushing against the softness of her lips. You survey her teeth with laser focus. Kai whimpers as your thumb brushes against one of her sharp teeth.

“Are you liking this?” Kai asks.

“I think so,” you say, mesmerized by the sight before you. "Are you?"

Kai nods slowly, as if in a trance.

It all adds up when you think about it. Kai never had a huge interest in food, certainly didn’t like garlic, plus her skin is always cold… Now that you think about it, you’ve never seen her look in a mirror either.

This is exactly like one of your high school fantasies come to life. You’ve had many a naughty dream about a sexy vampire girl whisking you away and taking you for herself. You had no idea something like this could actually be real.

And to be honest, it’s really turning you on.

“Unnie,” she says softly, eyes half lidded and dark as she stares at you like a prey animal. “This is dangerous…”

Your heart races at her saying that. You don’t want her to resist, to deny herself of you— you want to see what she can do with these teeth of hers.

“How?” you ask softly and you can tell she wants to do something. Something has shifted in the air, but Kai grabs your hands and puts a stop to it before it can continue.

“I’m sorry, I can’t…” she says.

“Why not?”

“I… I don’t want to hurt you,” Kai says, sounding guilty. “I get so hungry for you, unnie. Sometimes I just want to…”

“Bite me?”

“Not just that,” Kai says shyly. “I don’t just want to bite you. I want to drink every last drop of you and suck you until there’s nothing left, but I can’t do that to you. I love you, unnie. I really don’t want to hurt you.”

“What if we’re careful…?” you suggest, and Kai looks at you with wide eyes.

“Careful?” she echoes. “A-Are you sure you can trust me to do that?”

“Sure, you’re always so careful with me,” you cup her face and Kai nuzzles your hand.

“Thank you for trusting me, unnie. I promise I’ll be careful with you.”

Kai leans in to kiss you, soft lips pressed against yours. Your kisses deepen as her hands roam your body and your arms wrap around her neck. She presses you up against the wall and leaves kisses from your ear and down your jaw.

“I can smell your blood running through you,” Kai murmurs against your skin.

“H-How does it smell?” you can barely contain your excitement.

“Smells so good…” she takes a deep inhale and sighs, warm breath hitting your neck. The throbbing between your legs is growing to be unbearable. You squeeze your thighs together, yearning for Kai’s sharp fangs to penetrate you.

“Kai, please bite me,” you whine. “I want you to taste me.”

Kai drags her tongue along the side of your neck, slow and warm and wet, and you moan and shudder under her touch. Within seconds, her fangs pierce your skin and your body jolts. It stings, you feel the pain spread through your veins. A burning sensation that engulfs your body as you break into a sweat, but after the initial shock, the burning settles into an arousing warmth that settles between your thighs.

It feels good, so good. Kai sucks and gulps at you hungrily as her fangs drive deeper, moaning against your skin. Your core continues to throb as she drinks from you, devours you like she’s been starving all this time just to indulge in the pleasure of tasting you.

You moan your girlfriend’s name, slowly rutting against her and she pushes her knee between your legs, bumping it right against your throbbing clit.

The thought of a woman so sweet and so gentle like Kai turning feral just for your blood, for your taste, turns you on like nothing else quite has.

Your vision starts to blur and you begin to feel lightheaded as your girlfriend continues to drink from you. Your orgasm is slowly approaching, you can feel it creeping closer, the coil at the pit of your stomach getting tighter and tighter.

“Kai… Mm, ’m so close…” you moan, words slurred as you slowly begin to fade out of consciousness. The last thing you hear is Kai’s muffled whimpers and moans as she cums, her fangs still deep inside you as she clings to your body as tightly and rides out the waves of her orgasm.

You startle awake and see Kai sitting right by the bed with a large stuffed Molang in her arms.

“Oh thank god, you’re okay,” she says with a sigh of relief.

“What happened?” you mumble as you rub the sleep out of your eyes.

“I may have gone a little too far,” Kai says sheepishly.

“Looks like we’ll need a safe word for next time.”

“Next time?” Kai asks, sounding hopeful. If she had a tail, it would most certainly be wagging right now. “Did you like it?”

“I loved it, pudding.”

Kai’s eyes glitter and she squeezes your hand in hers.

“So, when can we do it again?” you ask and Kai hums.

“I dunno… I’m not really hungry anymore after last night. I’ll have to see how long this keeps me satiated. I’m so full I probably won’t have to feed for another week or so.”

A whole week until your girlfriend sucks your blood again? You aren’t sure if you can wait that long. You’d never experienced anything like that before. You want to do it again and again; you wouldn’t even mind becoming your girlfriend’s personal Capri Sun for the rest of your life.

Then again, she did almost go overboard last night. It’s better to be careful, so maybe touching yourself to the memory will have to do for the time being.

“I’m sorry for lying to you. I didn’t want to freak you out, but the more I was around you, the stronger my cravings became and it all came to a head when I saw your pads. You’re even more delicious than I thought you would be, unnie. Your blood is so filling, I couldn’t stop myself.”

“I wanna keep you full,” you say and Kai jumps into your arms.

“You keep my heart and my tummy full,” she coos in her exaggerated cutesy voice and covers your face in kisses.

Who knew finding out your girlfriend is a vampire would make her even more… endearing?

The next time you’re with Kai is at your place.

You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, waiting for her to finish up her evening shower. After a while, she emerges from the bathroom with only a pair of panties on and settles onto your lap.

“Unnie, I’m hungry,” Kai says, voice soft and needy. “I need to have you...”

Without a word, you take her hand and lead her to your bedroom. She pushes you onto the bed and climbs on top of you.

“Can I bite you somewhere different?”

“Where?” you ask.

“It’s a surprise,” she says, though it becomes less of a surprise when she yanks your sweatpants off and tosses them to the floor. She pulls your panties off too and shoves her face between your thighs, earning a moan from you.

“You smell so good even when you’re not bleeding,” she says with her nose pressed against your pussy. She gives it a kiss and moves onto the place she wants to give more attention. Kai gives your inner thigh a nice, slow lick with the flat of her tongue before biting into your skin.

You’re still not used to the sharp pinch of her fangs breaking your skin and drawing blood. You flinch and Kai quickly withdraws.

“Are you okay?” she asks, studying your face.

“I’m fine, pudding. Just stung a little.”

“Okay, unnie,” Kai presses a kiss to your inner thigh. “Remember, say pickle chips if it’s too much.” You ruffle Kai’s hair and you feel her smile against your skin briefly before sinking her teeth back into you. You throw your head back and moan as she sucks and slurps at the sensitive skin of your inner thigh.

She sounds as hungry as ever, whining and moaning against your body. Through half lidded eyes, you can see her touching herself through her panties, and it makes you throb even more. You roll your hips, grinding against nothing as Kai continues to drink from you.

You shut your eyes and reach down to gently rub your clit, surprised when you feel Kai’s cold, lithe fingers on top of yours. Your eyes flutter open and she looks up at you with dark eyes. She doesn’t break eye contact as she continues to drink your blood. Her screwing her eyes shut as she rubs herself is all it takes for you to come undone. You writhe against her, toes curling as Kai continues to devour you through your orgasm, giving you another one in the process.

Once your body goes limp, she retracts her fangs and looks up at you with her doe eyes, a mess of blood around her mouth and coating her lips.

God dammit, she looks adorable.

“C’mere pudding, let me touch you,” you moan and Kai practically jumps at the chance to get on top and straddle you. She greets you with an open mouth kiss, her tongue sliding against yours. For the first time, you taste your own blood on your lips and you don’t exactly get the appeal until you’re tasting it from your lover’s mouth.

“Fuck me, unnie…” Kai says with pleading eyes. “Please, need you to fuck me.” She grabs your hand pulls it toward her wet, aching pussy. You suck in a breath, turned on at just how wet she is. Her dark pubic hair is drenched, sticky and wet from her arousal. You don’t hesitate to give your girl exactly what she wants and shove two fingers into her dripping core.

She whimpers and is quick to do the work herself, hips moving fervently as she grinds herself against your fingers. You watch as she rides, whimpering and mewling as your name leaves her lips in squeaks and moans.

“Feels so good, want you… wan’ you so bad…” she pants, desperate and drunk off of own pleasure. The way she clenches and throbs around your fingers could make you cum by itself. She’s so wet, her juices dripping down your forearm as she continues to fuck herself on your digits.

She finally cums hard, squeezing around your fingers and getting your hand even more wet. She rides out another two orgasms just by using your fingers, you curl them in just the right spot that has her shaking and moaning. She whimpers as your soaked fingers leave her core.

“More… need more…” Kai moans. She sits with your bare thigh between hers and begins rutting against you. She rests her head on your shoulder and bites into your neck, groaning as she sucks your blood. The pain paired with the sensation of her pussy getting your thigh so slick and wet has your mind reeling.

She arches her back and cums all over your thigh. You feel every throb, ever pulse and flutter of her pussy against your skin as she continues to ride out her orgasm. Your body is glistening with sweat and you’re hurting in at least three places you weren’t before this all started, yet you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.

You collapse onto the bed and Kai curls up next to you. You pet her hair and she sighs, happily.

“Got your fix?” you ask.

“Mhm,” Kai nods. “Got my girl dinner and dessert all in one.”

You both giggle and you kiss the tip of her nose.

“You should eat me out on my period,” you say.

“I was gonna before you passed out on me last time!”

“Next time then,” you say.

“Really?”

“Really.”

🩸 taglist: @cherrypeeking @nightlytyuns @huckleberrykai

#hueningkai smut #txt hueningkai smut #kai hard thoughts #txt smut #tyungelic : my fics 🪽

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chuck-snowbug · 7 months

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コーヒーのある食卓の風景・その３４０ - 何も添えぬ２０２３年の１０月編 - Coffee with Foods Part 340: October 2023

1: Coffee with Almond, Banana, Cookie of "ovgo Baker" & Yakult Y1000 + Tomato Juice - Breakfast

2: Coffee with Chicken Cutlet Sandwich with Taiwanese Style Sauce of "Kinokuniya" & Vegetable Juice - Lunch

3: Coffee with Almond, Banana, Homemade Lemon & Lime Bar & Yakult Y1000 + Tomato Juice - Breakfast

4: Coffee with Almond, Banana, Pumpkin Cake of "ARPAJON" & Yakult Y1000 + Tomato Juice - Breakfast

5: Coffee with Custard Pudding of "ARPAJON" - Coffee Break

6: Coffee with Pumpkin Verrine of "ARPAJON" - Coffee Break

#coffee #コーヒー #fruits #breakfast #japanese food

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liaromancewriter · 7 months

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The Haunting of Edenbrook

Premise: It’s All Hallow’s Eve, and something wicked lingers in the air of Edenbrook Hospital’s hallowed halls.

Book: Open Heart Pairing: Ethan Ramsey x F!MC (Cassie Valentine); feat. Bryce Lahela, Jackie Varma Rating/Category: Teen. Fluff Words: 1,400

A/N: Submission for @choicesprompts Flufftober prompt "Embarrassing Secret Revealed" and @choicesholidays Halloween. I'm also using @choicesflashfics week 56, prompt 3.

The October sky raged, dark and churning, echoing the turmoil of a sea in a tempest. Every once in a while, the skies erupted, and a brilliant streak of lightning would illuminate the city. It was a night made for things that went bump in the night.

Witches and ghosts roamed free in the dark shadows, floating above the cobblestone streets of Boston that glistened in the pale. As the clock neared midnight, church bells tolled in eerie harmony, their rhythmic clanging calling all the lost souls home.

Thunder rattled the windows of Edenbrook Hospital’s cafeteria, and a fleeting glow of a lightning bolt forked across the horizon. For a split second, Cassie Valentine thought she saw something streak across the black sky, but she blinked, and it was gone.

She glanced warily at the storm raging outside and wondered if the Emergency Department would be calling for reinforcements. She hoped people had the good sense to stay inside on a night like this.

But it was Halloween, and Boston was a college town. College students weren’t exactly known for playing it safe, she thought with a heavy sigh.

The overhead lights in the cafeteria flickered, and she hoped the hospital wouldn’t lose power.

“You know hospitals have backup generators, right?” Jackie Varma mocked, and Cassie realized she’d spoken the words out loud. “Why so antsy, Valentine?”

She ignored her roommate’s jibe and looked away from the stormy scene outside. “I hate working nights.”

“Welcome to the intern life,” Bryce Lahela called out. He plopped down on the seat across from her and handed her a pudding cup. “Scared of the dark?”

The surgical intern was part of her friend group, so she didn’t mind his glib attitude, just like she was getting used to Jackie’s occasional surliness and cutting remarks.

“Of course not,” Cassie huffed, but Bryce smirked, clearly not believing her.

In the dim light, Bryce leaned in and whispered, “Haven’t you heard? Once upon a time, in between the world wars, Edenbrook used to be a mental hospital. They housed the most dangerous patients on the tenth floor, where the path lab is now.”

He slowly licked his spoon. “They say it’s haunted. Years ago, on a night much like this one, with a storm raging across the harbor, a fire broke out. In their hurry to escape the raging flames, the staff forget about those locked in padded cells above.”

Bryce paused dramatically, his gaze turning inward as he stared at the darkness beyond. Jackie snickered, but Cassie felt dread rising at what was to come.

“The legend goes that nurses hear phantom footsteps in the hallways and icy chills grip rooms,” his voice dropped further, and Cassie leaned forward, her forehead almost touching his. “On All Hallow’s Eve, at midnight, you can hear their sorrowful wails echoing, searching endlessly for a way out.”

Thunder clapped outside, and Cassie jumped in her seat, a shriek escaping her lips. Bryce burst into laughter.

“You should’ve seen your face, Valentine,” Jackie chuckled, giving Bryce a high-five. “Who knew you were such a scaredy cat?”

Sick of being made fun of, Cassie grabbed her tray, pushed back her chair and stalked off, Bryce and Jackie’s laughter echoing behind her.

She started for the staircase, but the creepy feeling from Bryce’s ghostly tale still lingered, and she detoured instead toward the elevator bank. The hallways were quiet this time of night, and she hunched her shoulders as she waited.

Sensing something behind her, she glanced over her shoulder, only to relax when it was clear. But the feeling lingered, and she quickly jumped inside when the doors slid open.

“Dammit!” She noticed the elevator was heading up instead of down. “Great,” she muttered, watching the numbers change as she leaned against the cold, steel wall.

When the elevator slowed its ascent after the ninth floor, her dread returned.

“Please don’t stop at ten. Please don’t stop ten,” Cassie prayed, even as the car stopped and the doors slid open, inch by slow inch.

Cassie almost screamed at the sight of a tall figure standing in the shadowed hallway. And then he stepped forward into the light, and she slumped in relief.

“H-hi, Dr. Ramsey,” she said, her voice strangled by the thought of phantoms roaming the dim hallways stretching behind him.

No wonder Dr. Wen, the chief of pathology, was always jumpy. She would be, too, if she had to work on this floor every day.

Ethan Ramsey nodded in acknowledgment but didn’t step into the elevator. Instead, he quirked one eyebrow. “In or out, Valentine? I haven’t got all night.”

Cassie realized he was waiting for her to exit. “I’m not getting off,” she said, “I got on the wrong elevator by accident.”

He mumbled something about interns under his breath and crossed the threshold before the doors slid shut. Pressing the button for his floor, he looked back expectantly at her.

“Four,” she sputtered, gripping the railing behind her.

Cassie didn’t realize she’d been holding her breath until the doors slammed shut.

“How come you’re here so late?” she asked as the elevator began its descent.

“Gee, Valentine, I had no idea I reported to you now,” he said, sarcasm dripping from each word.

That shut her up, and she went back to staring at the numbers above the door.

Ethan’s cologne filled her senses. The subtle scent reminded her of summer nights after a rainstorm washed the world clean. Her heart pounded loudly in her ears, and she felt a spark of electricity crackle in the air. It was always thus when he was near.

She wondered if she’d ever get over this ridiculous crush. She was competing for a spot on his team, and whatever this…thing was between them couldn’t go anywhere.

There was no denying Ethan Ramsey had sex appeal oozing from his pores. She was likely just horny, Cassie reasoned. Maybe she should give the dating apps another try. If she scratched that itch, she could stop fantasizing about the man who held the fate of her career in his beautiful, long-fingered hands.

Cassie felt his gaze upon her and slid her eyes sideways. There was something indescribable in his blue eyes as he watched her. Her brows furrowed as she tried to decipher it, but his face became inscrutable when he caught her spying.

“You seem jumpier than usual,” he commented as an uncomfortable silence stretched between them.

“I’m just not a fan of that floor,” Cassie mumbled.

“And?” he prompted when she didn’t say anything more.

“I guess I hadn’t heard about Edenbrook’s past before, and it spooked me,” she shrugged.

“What on earth are you talking about, Rookie?” Ethan said, brows beetling in confusion.

“You know, the fire when the hospital was a mental asylum, the patients that died,” Cassie explained. “On the tenth floor?”

Ethan stared at her as if she’d grown two horns, and then his face cleared. His laughter boomed in the air, and Cassie realized it was very much at her expense.

“And when exactly did this gruesome incident occur?” he asked as the elevator stopped at his floor.

“Bryce said it was sometime in the nineteen thirties,” Cassie said, wondering why Ethan didn’t know this.

“Edenbrook was founded in the late nineteen sixties as a teaching hospital, and only a teaching hospital,” Ethan emphasized the latter. He stepped off the elevator and turned to face her. “In case you missed the plaque hanging on a wall in the atrium.”

“Oh,” Cassie said, embarrassed beyond belief. Now that he mentioned it, she had seen the sign in her first week and even remarked on it with Sienna and Elijah.

“I’m afraid I may have made a mistake with you,” Ethan drawled, deceptively calm, placing his hands on the sensors to stop the doors from closing. “Gullible residents have no place on my team.”

“I’m sorry, Dr. Ramsey,” Cassie muttered, a flush spreading up her neck. “I’ll do better.”

“See that you do, Dr. Valentine,” Ethan shook his head in exasperation and released the doors.

The last thing Cassie saw before the elevator doors closed was Ethan chuckling as he walked away. She inhaled deeply, her nostrils flaring as his lingering scent filled her senses, and she sighed wistfully.

Crushing on Ethan Ramsey was a recipe for disaster. The man was trouble with a capital T.

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randonauticrap · 7 months

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Halloween with Leon (Part 1)

Pairing ~ Leon Dompteur x Reader

Word Count ~ 1k

Warnings ~ None, except for the fact that Leon only appears in flashback in this fic, since it's just Part 1. But there's a BIG warning for some adorable Licht and Yves content ahead!

It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to have a Halloween party with the princes of Rhodolite. You wished you could claim credit for the brilliant idea, but in reality, it was Yves. He conjured up the thought one brisk afternoon in the garden. You had relaxed into the sofa, where a table of autumn-themed treats sat before you. Yves had truly outdone himself this time. There were leaf-shaped cinnamon cookies, pumpkin spice cupcakes with adorable sugar leaves and icing pumpkins decorating the tops, a caramel cheesecake, pumpkin pecan pudding, caramel apple tarts, and a beautifully decorated chocolate peanut butter cake.

Yves handed you a cup of warm, caramel flavored coffee, and you took it with a grateful smile. Licht had already grabbed a cookie from the pumpkin shaped serving dish and was quietly munching on it when Yves finally sat down across from you. “So, you and Leon went to the pumpkin patch a few days ago?” Yves smiled over his cup of tea, his clear blue eyes pinning you with questions unasked. In response, your cheeks flushed ever so slightly and you stole a glance into your mug.

“Mhm,” you hummed, knowing you had yet to hear the end of it.

“Well, how was it? Don’t think you can get away with not telling me. I’ll either find out from you or I’ll go to Leon myself. Now which do you want it to be?”

“Okay, okay! I’ll tell you, have mercy!” you surrendered, giggling.

“That’s more like it!” Yves set his cup down and clapped his hands together. “Ready for this, Licht? This is when we both find out if my lessons paid off!” Licht nodded and they both turned their full attention to you.

“Well, we went to the pumpkin patch, and there were quite a few people who recognized Leon and wanted to talk to him.”

Yves rolled his eyes. “Didn’t they see that they were interrupting a very important date?!”

“Yves!” you chided him as the color in your cheeks deepened.

“Well it’s true!” Yves countered. “If they had known how long-awaited this outing was, maybe they would have had the decency to give you two some privacy!”

“Leon is well liked everywhere, Yves.” Lict replied calmly.

“Licht is right.” you said. “No matter when we went or where we went, people would want to talk to him, and he would oblige them. It’s part of who he is.” You paused, wondering if you should let the next bit slip, but you figured it was no use trying to hide it from the 5th and 6th princes anymore. “It’s part of what I love about him.” you muttered, and the irritation in Yves’s eyes disappeared almost instantaneously, replaced by a mischievous gleam.

“Oh, yes?” He quirked an intrigued eyebrow at you. “What else do you love about Leon?”

“Yveeeeees,” you drawled in exhasperation.

“Alright, so what happened next?”

“Well, once we got our pumpkins, we decided to get some food.-”

“Oh! Did you use the method I taught you?!” Yves cried and you chuckled.

“I tried to, yeah.”

“How did it work?” He leaned forward, an expectant smile on his lips.

“Leon saw through it right away and just laughed.” you shrugged, and Yves’s shoulders fell.

“Ugh.” Yves swiped a hand over his face in defeat, while your smile widened. He looked up and met your gaze after several seconds, and his expression shifted from disappointment into suspicion. “Why are you smiling like that?”

“Because while he may have seen through my act, he knew what I was trying to do, so he picked me up and carried me to where they were selling food.” You covered your eyes with your sweater sleeves as you thought back to being hauled up against the 4th prince’s warm, solid body in front of all those people.

“I knew it!” Yves screeched in triumph. “I knew it would work!”

You laughed loudly and reached for a tarte, stealing a glance at Licht, who had already gone through a few more sweets during the conversation. Even he was smiling, if only barely, the sight uncharacteristic to his usually solemn countenance. You couldn’t be more thankful for these princes - your friends. “I guess my favorite season is lucky for me.” You chuckled as you lifted the tarte to your lips.

“Wait a second…” Yves gave pause, then erupted. “That’s it!”

“What’s it?” You echoed, your tarte still hovering in front of your mouth.

“Your favorite season, your favorite holiday! We can capitalize on this!”

“Yves, what are you talking about?”

“You want Leon to take the next step in your relationship, right?”

“...yes.” you murmured, your face suddenly feeling hot again. Yves didn’t realize just how much he was insinuating, but you guessed that Licht did, what with how he turned his face away from you with slightly reddened ears as if to say, “I don’t want to hear this!”

“Then we need to make him jealous!” Yves rattled on, unaware. “We’ll host a party for us and the nobles - that includes you, of course. It can be a masquerade ball for Halloween!”

“This sounds like an amazing idea, Yves!” You piped up. “But, tell me how a masquerade ball will make Leon jealous.”

“He won’t get the chance to ask you to be his partner.” Yves grinned wickedly.

“Who will be my partner then?” you asked, still uncertain about where this was going.

“Me or Licht, of course!” he beamed, but Licht’s frown deepened. Thankfully, before you could say the words yourself, Licht was already saying them.

“Leon knows that neither of us are romantically interested in her. He also knows we would never have unsavory intentions with her. That won’t make him jealous at all.”

“Hmph.” Yves dropped his chin into his hand, seeing the truth in Licht’s words, but not a way around them.

“Uhm.” you cleared your throat and their eyes were on you again.

“I know someone who might be willing…”

~ To Be Continued ~

Tags for the Lovelies: @rhodolitesroseforclavis @aquagirl1978 @ikehoe @queengiuliettafirstlady @maries-gallery @veervers @nightghoul381 @judejazza @xbalayage @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @alvieeru @aria-chikage @tele86

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krisispiss · 10 months

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kris pudding cup costume, halloween 2013 kris pudding cup costume, halloween 2014 kris pudding cup costume, halloween 2015 kris pudding pup costume, halloween 2016 kris pudding cup costume, halloween 2017

Kris uses Halloween to dress up as a slutty devil EVERY YEAR and then to eat so much candy she throws up very unsexily

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scaryleo-scaryleo · 11 months

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me and my partner have been making really dumb adult natalie headcannons and we’ve made a list of the good ones

goes out of her way to buy ring pops

will not eat cereal after she found out fruit loops are all the same flavor

ate pop rocks and got scared

has put a goldfish in her mouth before that scene

buys rainbow goldfish crackers but will not eat the green ones

hates hello kitty because she is 3 apples tall

doesn’t understand monopoly but she still plays it and gets absolutely furious

puts diesel instead of normal gas in her car very often

puts any teeth she finds under her pillow for the tooth fairy and gets pissed when they’re still there in the morning

thinks the mall easter bunny is real and gets so scared that she has to be escorted out of the mall

is not allowed in any aquarium in her state

she is the reason why toys r us closed down

hates pudding

tries to suck jello cups into her mouth and throws them against a wall when she chokes on it

she has 5 minute crafts blocked on literally every platform even though they blocked her first because she sent them death threats and called them mean names

goes all out on halloween to scare kids then steal their candy

when kids knock on her door she chases them

goes to the pool and wears arm floaters and screams at kids while trying not to drown and they splash her

loves boiled peanuts

coughs like an ipad kid

did not grow out of eating her boogers instead she just started doing it for fun in like her late 20s

sent taissa a video of her not voting for her

got rejected from a community college

accidentally posted an embarrassing picture of herself staring into the camera on twitter and now it’s a meme and when people tag her she starts screaming

has been banned from every social media platform like 4 times

does not know what a stanley cup is, one time misty bought her one and she thought that it meant misty made it and she was really confused

loves fireworks but is scared of the ones you throw

throws the popping fireworks at misty’s car and windows every year on the fourth of july one time it hit misty in the forehead and she had a giant welt on her head for weeks and natalie kept pressing it in

tried to eat one of said fireworks

loves the fourth of july like what really hyped about it but literally has no idea what the history of it is

gets caught sneaking into churches and eating all of the communion wafers

thinks the keebler elves are real

still looks for the leprechauns that destroyed her childhood classrooms at the end of rainbows and has gotten lost in a field doing so

gets mad when beets don’t turn her pee red because that’s the only reason she eats them she tries it at least once a month

got lost in a corn maze and she got so mad that she just started eating all of the corn

presses peoples bruises in then gets really offended and mad when they tell her to stop but also gets mad if they don’t react

saw the the spider-man movie and thought it was real so she kept picking up spiders and letting them bite her it got so bad that misty had to take her to the ER

thought jaws was real so she went on a boat and jumped off to kick a shark in the head

bought a grimace shake and got really mad that it didn’t end up like the tiktoks

like to chase her friends around with things she finds

makes tiassa a dirt cake when she won the election out of fucking mud and rocks then felt bad so she made misty make one out of pudding and oreos to give to her

when tiassa first started running she made fake merch out of rocks and sold it outside of tiassa’s house

#yellowjackets #natalie scatorccio #natalie yellowjackets #yellowjackets headcanons

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paper--moons · 2 years

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Tatsu putting together a little Halloween party for him and Miku after he learns that she's interested in the holiday—he's never really celebrated it, but he can see the appeal of the candy and the costumes. Especially for somebody that's sometimes seven years old like Miku.

And because he's Tatsu he goes a little overboard with trying to make it perfect for her by looking up all sorts of themed crafts and treats. He's put together his plan of attack, knows the day he's gotta carry it out and get the goods ready before the boss lady gets home from work. Tatsu has already made and decorated the rice krispy bar monsters and the graveyard dirt pudding cups, and has moved on to putting together the paper bats to hang up when he slips on the scale from cg to regressor.

Which is how Miku finds him when she gets home from work—chocolate cookie "graveyard dirt" smeared on his cheeks and surrounded by a pile of paper bats that range from his usual precise craftsmanship to that of a well-meaning four year old.

He might not have gotten everything ready in time like he planned, but Miku is more than happy helping him complete the rest of the crafts and spending the evening with him.

#sfw agere #the way of the houseband #the way of the househusband agere #tatsu #agere tatsu #miku #agere miku #moons minis #listen I just think they have the flip pair shenanigan going on where it's like 'I'm going to do x thing for them'#but winds up slipping in the process and instead results in the (adorable) scenario of getting told what a good job they did #like when little kids try to impress you by helping out or making/giving you something you like #anyways yeah have some Halloween sillies!

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sunshineisreal · 7 months

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HALLOWEEN FUN LOW CAL TREAT IDEAS

I'm making the toast one tomorrow but with pumpkin seeds for eyes cause I don't have olives and don't want them on toast 😭.

Also, the little jackolantern faces on the oranges are cute af I'm gonna do that on Halloween.

The tortilla chip bats can be made with low cal sweetener or just salt. I'm not sure what to substitute there.

And one more thing, I thought the pudding cup with the little pumpkins were cute for like a, one time thing if u happened to have all the ingredients and knew the cals, but it's not really "mealspo".

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hiccanna-tidbits · 1 year

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Jackunzel February Special Week 3 - Autumn Halloween Season

Fall has come to town, and that can only mean one thing: It’s time for Rapunzel to compile a massive checklist of autumnal-themed activities she and her boyfriend need to do.

Jack has no idea how she does it. Their schedule is packed enough in the summertime--pool and lake trips, water balloon fights, breakfast picnics, evening walks, ice cream dates, pretending to stab each other with popsicles and then having to wash their sticky clothes. How does she have the energy for anything when fall rolls around?

Regardless, he’s glad she does. With Rapunzel, every moment is an adventure. He never quite knows what’s coming next, and he relishes it.

She’s found a way to make September and October more packed than he even thought possible. There are pumpkin patches to mill around in, fall fairs to explore, leaf piles to jump in, orange autumn string lights and candles to take out, maple hot chocolate to drink while reading on a rainy day! No time to waste!

Then she hits him with her most ambitious project yet: The biggest Halloween party any of their friends have ever seen.

Her list of necessary preparations makes his head hurt at first, but it isn’t so bad once he gets going. He’s put in charge of decorations, and goes just as ham as Rapunzel hoped. Backyard kiddie pools filled with “slime” (water with green food coloring)? Done. Fog machines? Unquestionably. Jack-o-lanterns with stupid meme faces? A must. Fake (washable) corn syrup blood splattered all over the walls? Obligatory. Vaguely menacing gothic-feeling posters? There. Annoying fake cotton spiderwebs suffocating every doorway? How could they not?

Perhaps, however, Rapunzel should have known better than to ask him to help her with the snacks. There’s a very real possibility he’s going to eat all the gummy worms before any can go in the graveyard pudding cups. And the cheese-and-pretzel broomsticks. And the Haunted Hummus (thoroughly doctored with whatever green food coloring they didn’t use for the pools). And the chopped-off-finger mozzarella sticks with tortilla chip fingernails. And the spiderweb sugar cookies. And the breadstick bones.

It’s a very good thing Rapunzel accounted for this, and bought twice as many of every snack as they needed. Otherwise, the she might have had to cancel the party.

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HAPPY HALLOWEENTINE’S DAY LMAO Halloween is a better holiday anyways, I feel very little shame in letting it hijack this February 14 ajidbhyg

Because these two would have the time of their LIVES planning an over-the-top halloween party <3 <3 <3 I know I meme about Anna being the most Pumpkin Spice Bitch-esque of the RotBTFD girls, but let’s be real--Rapunzel would totally be on-board with the fall drink obsession trend XD She’s very in love with all the special little treats the different seasons have to offer!!! And Jack would have the time of his life putting together the most over-the-top Halloween hamfest possible, I just know it XD

And yes Rapunzel very definitely has a wanderlust-themed room and I cannot be convinced otherwise akajndhsibvouv

Always liked the way those graveyard pudding cup things looked. Maybe I’ll get to actually eat one at a Halloween party someday ;______;

Yes I COULD make them myself but that sounds like a lot of work ajshouvyfuvy

Moodboard pic credits available upon request!

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ljones41 · 6 months

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Sweet Potato Pie

Below is an article about the dessert known as Sweet Potato Pie:

SWEET POTATO PIE

When it comes to holiday desserts - especially those for Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas, many people tend to bring up the old favorite, Pumpkin Pie. But there is another pie that is also popular in the United States. It is called the Sweet Potato Pie.

Creamy vegetable pies date as far back as the Medieval era in Europe. But like the Pumpkin Pie, Sweet Potato Pie can trace its origin to the early Colonial era, especially in the southern colonies. And like Pumpkin Pie, Sweet Potato Pie can be traced to Native American cuisine. The sweet potato - called a "yam" by some (although it is not one) - is native to the tropical regions of the Americas. Namely the Peruvian forests. Spanish traders who had arrived in Peru, eventually introduced the vegetable worldwide - especially in North America and Europe.

The sweet potato became very popular in Europe, especially in Britain. Cookbooks like 1747's "The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy" included recipes for tarts, other pastries and puddings that utilized sweet potatoes. The vegetable eventually attracted the attention of wealthy Southern plantation owners and eventually tasked their enslaved cooks to prepare or create sweet potato dishes.

Originally, the African or African-American slaves were accustomed to the textures and flavors of their native West African root tubers such as the starchy yam and cassava. They did not immediately embrace the sweet potato when it was first introduced. In the end, they regarded the sweet potato as a substitute for the yam and like their enslavers, embraced it. One of the dishes created by enslaved cooks during the Colonial period proved to be the Sweet Potato Pie. This especially tend to be the case in the American South. Since pumpkins grew in abundance in the Northeastern colonies - later states - the Sweet Potato Pie had never reached the same level of popularity in that region, like it did in the South.

Sweet Potato Pie was basically prepared as a dessert in an open pie shell. Its filling consisted of mashed sweet potatoes, evaporated milk, sugar, nutmeg, cinnamon, nutmeg and eggs. Alternate ingredients include vanilla or lemon extract. The custard filling may vary from light to dense, depending on the recipe's ratio of sweet potato, milk and eggs. As I had hinted earlier, Southerners and African-Americans specifically, usually ate Sweet Potato Pies during the American holiday season, especially on Thanksgiving and Christmas, as a dessert.

Below is a recipe for "Sweet Potato Pie" from Rosie Mayes' I Heart Recipes website:

"Sweet Potato Pie"

Ingredients:

Pie Crust *Cold butter and butter-flavored shortening *Cold water *All-purpose flour *Salt *Vanilla extract *White granulated sugar

(Note: You can also purchase a ready-made pie crust as a substitute)

Pie Filling *Sweet potatoes or yams *Evaporated milk or half-and-half milk *Vanilla extract or Bourbon Vanilla extract *Cinnamon *Nutmeg *Ginger or lemon extract * Hand-crafted yams spice mix from Rosamae Seasonings *Two large eggs *White granulated sugar

Preparation:

Pie Crust *Combine flour, salt, sugar, vanilla, butter, butter-flavored shortening, and ice-cold water in a stand mixer. *Mix until well combined into a dough. *You’ll want to wrap the dough in plastic wrap and allow it to chill in the fridge until you’re ready to roll it out. *You could also use a food processor to make the dough.

Pie Filling - Boil Sweet Potatoes *Wash and peel the skins of the sweet potatoes and chop them up into about 1-inch cubes. *Put the sweet potatoes in a pot with enough water to cover them completely (about 4-6 cups). *Boil the sweet potatoes until they are fork-tender, about 15-20 minutes.

Pie Filling - Bake Sweet Potatoes *Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. *Pierce the sweet potatoes with a fork, then place on a baking sheet and cook—with the skin on—until fork-tender. The time really depends on how big they are, but it should take about 35 minutes. *Scoop out the insides of the sweet potatoes into a large bowl, and allow them to cool completely.

Preparation (continued) *In a large bowl or stand mixer, whip the sweet potatoes until they’re fluffy and creamy—no lumps! You can either use a hand mixer (electric mixer) or the whisk attachment of your stand mixer. *Next, add the rest of the sweet potato pie filling ingredients—eggs (make sure they’re at room temperature), sugar, spices, vanilla, evaporated milk, and butter (also at room temperature). Mix these ingredients until well combined. You want your pie filling to be almost fluffy—that gives this sweet potato pie its iconic texture. *Next, roll out the cold pie dough. For best results, you should use a 9-inch pie plate. I do blind-bake my pie crust at 350 degrees for just 10 minutes before adding the filling. *Finally, add the sweet potato pie filling. Smooth it in that crust, then bake for 45-50 minutes. It will look weird and puffy when it comes out but allow it to cool, and it’ll settle. *Let the sweet potato pie cool for at least 30 minutes, up to 2-4 hours, until it’s at room temperature. This will allow the pie filling to set completely, so it’s the perfect fluffy texture.

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edgyandoverzealous · 6 months

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South Park (shortened addition aka Lore and fandom need to knows)

(I found this in my notes app, and remembered I was told it might be useful. A bit outdated because I believe there are a couple more seasons I don't have access to but do with it as you will :3)

Season 1:

Cartman gets an Anal Probe

Big Gay Al' Gay Boat Ride

Death

Damien

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty slut

Season 2:

Cartman's Mom is still a Dirty Slut

Ike's Wee wee

City on the edge of forever

Chickenpox

Rodger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Clubhouses

Spookyfish

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

Gnomes

Season 3:

Rainforest Shmainforest

Spontaneous Combustion

Tweek vs Craig

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Jewbilee

Are you there God? It's me, Jesus

Season 4:

Cartman's silly hate crime 2000

Timmy 2000

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Something you can do with your finger

Do the handicapped go to hell

Probably

Fourth Grade

Pip

The wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 5:

Cripple fight

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartmanland

Towlie

The Entity

Here comes The neighborhood

Kenny Dies

Butters' Very own Episode

Season 6:

Jared Has aides

Aspen

Freak Strike

Fun with Veal

Professor Chaos

Red hot Catholic Love

Free Hat

Bebe's boobs destroy society

A ladder to heaven

The return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers.

Season 7:

Cancelled

Toilet Paper

Little crime stoppers

Red man's greed

Casa Bonita

All about the Mormons

Butt out

Raisins

Season 8:

Good times with weapons

The Passion of the Jew

You got F'd in the A

Awesom-o

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Preschool

Quest for Ratings

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Cartman's incredible gift

Woodland Critter Christmas

Season 9:

Mr Garrison's fancy new vagina

Wing

Best friends forever

The Death of Eric Cartman

Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

Marjorine

Follow that Egg

Trapped in the closet

Free Willzyx

Bloody Mary

Season 10:

The return of Chef

Smug alert!

A million Little Fibers

Manbearpig

Taste

Miss teacher bangs a boy

Hell on earth 2006

Go God Go

Go God Go XII

Stanley's cup

Season 11:

Cartman Sucks

Fantastic Easter Special

D-Yikes

Night of the living Homeless

Imaginationland

Imaginationland Episode II

Imaginationland Episode III

Guitar Queer-o

The List

Season 12:

Tonsil Trouble

Britney's new look

Major Boobage

Canada on strike

Eek, a penis

Super fun time

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Pandemic

Pandemic 2- The Startling

Elementary School Musical

The Ungroundable

Season 13:

The Ring

The Coon

Margaritaville

Pinewood Derby

Fatbeard

Dead Celebrities

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Whale Whores

The F word.

Dances with Smurfs

Season 14:

Sexual healing

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

You have 0 friends

Crippled Summer

Poor and stupid

It's a jersey thing

Coon 2: hindsight

Mysterion Rises

Coon vs Coon and Friends

Season 15:

Royal Pudding

T.M.I

City Sushi

You're getting old

Ass Burgers

The Poor Kid

Season 16:

Reverse cowgirl

Jewpacabra

Butterballs

I should have never gone ziplining

Cartman finds love

Going Native

Obama wins!

Season 17:

Let go, let gov

Goth kids 3: Dawn of the posers

Taming Strange

Ginger Cow

Black Friday

A song of Ass and Fire

Titties and Dragons

Season 18:

The cissy

Handicar

The Magic Bush

Freemium isn't free

Grounded vindaloop

Cock magic

#REHASH

#HappyHolograms

Season 19:

All of it

Season 20:

All of it

Season 21:

Put it down

Hummels and Heroin.

Doubling Down

Moss Piglets

SUPER HARD PCness

splatty Tomato

Season 22:

Dead kids

A Boy and a Priest

Tegridy Farms

The Scoots

Time to get Cereal

Nobody got Cereal?

Buddha Box

Unfulfilled

Bike Parade

Season 23:

Shots

Let them eat goo

Tegridy Farms Halloween special

Board Girls

Turd Burglars

Basic Cable

Season 24:

The pandemic special

Season 25:

All of it

#south park #south park fandom #episode watch list #possibly useful #maybe not #please keep in mind it was made at like 3am and may have some missing because of my streaming service exhaustion etc #and may be out of date with new episodes not included

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