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copias-thrall · 2 days
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Never let Dew go
amburg 6/19/23
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ghostofthevoid · 11 months
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One of my favourite parts of the ritual in Hamburg was after the concert where about a third of the audience went into the one (1) small mcdonalds at the Central station. Which would normally have like five guests at a time during that time of day.
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rydrake6 · 9 months
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Happy ham ritual day. Don't forget to summon your hams.
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ygoartreviews · 1 year
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Hamburger Recipe
The bane of every normal person ever who tries to look up a recipe to make hamburgers. Didn’t know what Yugioh was before you tried finding a recipe to make dinner with? You do now. There’s no going back. Although I don’t see this card very often (because it’s a ritual spell and only used with the corresponding monster), I laugh every time I see it. The artwork is so intense for the premise of: just a guy making a hamburger. I appreciate that it’s a fiend-type monster making this very evil burger in what is either an extremely hot kitchen or somewhere hell adjacent. The intensity of their expression... The pinky finger held up... Chaotically keeping your fragile ingredients so close to the burner you’re actively using... Literally tossing the burger several feet into the air... Chef’s kiss.
Rating: 10/10, Absolute Perfection
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awesomecooperlove · 1 year
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🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯
👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
#meat #sausages #hamburgers #mcdonalds #children #humansacrifices
#humanmeat #food #burgers
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maxdermonk88 · 11 months
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Für viele mag es nur ein Bierdeckel in einem Brett sein. Für mich jedoch ist es eine Erinnerung und eine wirklich schöne Geschichte. Ich musste es machen weil vermissen scheisse ist und das etwas geholfen hat.
Memories of better times
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lorenzlund · 2 years
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Handzeichen Teil 2 : Sieg perfekt!!
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Du bist der Naechste!! Wir sind nah an auch dir bereits dran! Weist der Zeigefinger dabei nach rechts oder links, so ist die Bedeutung die selbe: Verlasse diesen Raum! Tritt aus dem Leben! Am besten: Begeh' auch du rasch Selbstmord!! (Damit ersparst du anderen Zeit und unnoetige Muehe!)
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Gegen 'sexualusierte Gewalt' gegen Frauen und Kinder. Stopp! Sie geht fast nur von (alten) Saecken aus! *Der bereits deutlich aeltere Mann, auch: der Opa (aus der Oper, das Phantom der Opera). Trotzdem ist er nur selten dann auch der Taeter, welcher sie dann erneut begeht oder sie laut Richter und Anklage angeblich dann ein weiteres begangen haben soll!! Wohlbemerkt: Dabei stirbt nie nur der eine! Es sind stets sie beide! Und zwar immer dann passiert es auf jeden Fall, sterben sie beide, fehlte dabei ein klares Nein zu dieser Form von Sex seitens auch des oder der anderen! War es nicht entschieden genug! Auesserte er/sie es nicht laut genug, gilt er als mitschuldig! So das dann erneute Urteil! Der Sex er erfolgte mehr oder weniger dann auf erneuter freiwilliger Grundlage. Fuer beide bedeutet das das erneute Todesurteil. Und es wird dann auch vollstreckt!
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yugiohcardsdaily · 10 months
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Hungry Burger
"This monster can only be Ritual Summoned with the Ritual Spell Card, 'Hamburger Recipe'. You must also Tribute monsters whose total Levels equal 6 or more from the field or your hand."
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copias-thrall · 9 months
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Dew only wants his encore to be slumber
Hamburg 6/19/23
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How to Kill Sun Wukong
Have you ever wondered what it would take to kill Sun Wukong? My new article describes a ritual borrowed from Investiture of the Gods (Fengshen yanyi, 封神演義, c. 1620) that would certainly kill our hero. It involves a secret, spiritual assault from a distance. That way, the villain doesn't have to worry about getting smashed into hamburger or ripped to shreds by an angry monkey immortal.
The ritual steals an immortal's spirit, tethers it to a straw effigy, and then kills the target by shooting the effigy in the eyes and heart with arrows.
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mclennonlgbt · 1 month
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Combination of McLennon and Paul is dead
This is a post that I found on "Paul Is Dead: Examining The Life And Death of James Paul McCartney" FB group.
When this person writes "ShepLennon", they mean Billy Sheard (aka Faul) x Lennon.
They are confused but they've got a spirit lmao.
"*Bear with me a long post:
“McLennon” was not real. But SHEPLennon may well have been, and that solves a mystery…
Among Beatle fans there are some who believe that John Lennon and Paul McCartney were lovers from an early age. That they were soulmates, no one disputes, but there are many who disagree about John and Paul being the couple known as “McLennon”. Paul was extremely promiscuous with women, and seemed to put up with the fact that John seemed to be in love with him, or at least would get jealous. George Harrison famously told of a night in Hamburg where Paul was shagging some bird and John walked in, had a fit and cut up the girl’s clothes with scissors.
There are some pics of John and Paul gazing at each other with affection – as you’d expect from closely bound young men going through something unprecedented together. You can also find photos of J&P also looking with similar fondness at George and Ringo (they would practically sit on top of each other), all through 1963 and 1964, and part-ways through 1965.*** (More on this another time.)
Within the “McLennon” fandom, there is this great ‘mystery’. They all wonder why the breakup and the acrimony, etc, which makes no sense to them.
The thing is, the break up of the Beatles, the ugliness of it and the lingering distrust and resentment CAN’T make sense unless you understand that in September of 1966, Paul was assassinated and by November replaced by William Shepherd.
And that (because the Beatles initially believed that Paul had died in an accident, therefore having no reason to resent him, personally) the deeply grieving band initially had no personal issues re Billy, beyond wishing he’d not been ‘necessary’ (or ordered). It’s true that George, Paul’s OLDEST friend, never took to Billy, but John and Ringo go on fine with him.
Were Paul and John lovers? The man who sometimes comes into these forums and calls himself Liam Steen (who, like Billy and all of the MPL plants tells some truth mixed in with misinformation) said “No”. He emphatically and repeatedly said Paul McCartney was straight, and that he never did drop acid. Steen also said (emphatically) that JOHN and BILLY WERE attracted to each other, at least, and may have been lovers.
Photographs, videos, and gifs of John and Billy throughout 1967 and up through the recording of “Hey Bulldog” seem to bear this out. Lots of pictures of John and Billy walking through London with Martha the dog (likely Billy’s ‘familiar’) or driving together, and what seems to be some clear flirtatious ‘like lovers’ gazing, and touching.
Yoko told a story of Billy being called “John’s princess” by the staff at EMI, and also of hearing John calling out “for Paul” in a very needy, vulnerable way. Which sounds like she heard them having sex, but I digress.
All of that ENDS after the trip to India, where some sort of ritual was performed, connected to Paul (and using an artifact of Paul’s) that left the other three, most particularly John, completely traumatized, and for the rest of their lives.
The break was the beginning of Billy’s eventual ‘breakdown’ as the band no longer wanted to work with him (probably why he became so overcontrolling during the White Album) and John’s almost immediate attachment to Yoko. Both Linda and Yoko were alums of Sarah Lawrence College (a known ‘spook’-feeding school) and the men eventually married them within a week of each other… like lovers trying to piss each other off, or show that they were moving on. But John and Billy never did move on.
First they fought, and some of the legal wrangling that extended all of that had to do specifically with Billy being determined to continue using Paul’s name and identity (but that’s another story and “How do you sleep” was about exactly that).
But Billy and John were obsessed with each other and never stopped writing and talking about each other. There is a tape of John Lennon, at the piano, writing “Real Life” singing: “hold you in my arms/and now you’ve a baby, and another on the way…”
https://itspaulthewalrus.tumblr.com/post/651703402830708736/serenade-meow-amclennonblog-john-cries-while
And of course, now Billy won’t shut up about how much he loved John. When asked if John could return how he would spend the day with him, Billy answers, “IN BED.”
https://bewaremylove.tumblr.com/post/87659554397/q-if-john-lennon-could-come-back-for-a-day-how
The big “McLennon” mystery is not unsolvable if you begin from the premise that Paul McCartney was dead and John (for whatever reason) transferred his love to someone who was (at best) a facsimile of Paul, who made it feel like his Macca was still around, and who would both drop acid with him and be a lover.
And the break up after India makes perfect sense then, too. The McLennon people want to believe that the break up came because John wanted to be ‘out’ with “Paul” and Billy wouldn’t do it, wanted a family. And maybe that did happen. But Billy, by his own admission, is a witch and a magickian**** who tried to do something with Paul’s spirit while in India, through ritual that may well have included a blood element (ask me about Oblahdi, Obladah, sometime…) and that left John nearly psychotic".
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self-loving-vampire · 24 days
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thelampisaflashlight · 2 months
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Choose Your Own Adventure; Imp Style 4
(Previous Post Here)
Unsure of how to proceed, you peep pathetically up at the two ghouls; If you were more dexterous, you might have done little grabby hands to insist upon being picked up, but your paws don't allow for much expression.
The larger of the ghouls places a careful hand under your chest and another on your back to pick you up in a somewhat awkward hamburger style grapple before moving you to rest against their chest.
They let you squirm a bit until you get comfortable, and you huff a tired sigh that makes your whole body deflate.
You've worn yourself out, but at the very least this ghoul is warm, and when they move their free hand to scratch your back, you melt into them.
You prop your head so you can peer up at their face with half-lidded eyes.
"Are you going to keep 'em?" the younger asks, and you startled slightly when the older's voice rumbles your body slightly, low and deep.
"Mn, maybe, I've never had an imp before." they say with a noncommittal hum, "They didn't appear much during early summonings because of the danger involved but... Hm. That does make me wonder where you came from."
The hand scratching your back moves to rub between your horns.
You purr softly, tiny paws kneading the fabric of the ghoul's shirt, but startle slightly when the other leans over to give you a sniff.
"...Huh."
"What?"
"The residue from the summoning ritual... it's... It smells a lot like chips?"
"Chips?"
"Chips. For real, give them a smell, Omega."
You meep indignantly as you're shifted from your comfortable position and held under the ghoul's -Omega's- nose.
"...Either you stuffed yourself in a chip bag before you made your way here, or someone managed to summon an imp with Doritios..." you meep again, embarrassed, little tail swaying back and forth in agitation, "...It's both of those things, isn't it?"
"...That's a pretty good name though." the younger says after a moment, "You should name them that, if you keep them."
"Chips?" Omega stares down at you, and you stare back hopeful, "...Yeah."
"Yeah??" The other chirps excitedly.
"Yeah, okay, you're Chips then." he says, bouncing you slightly before letting you settle back down, "...Are you sure you don't want them, Aeon?"
"Nahh, there's already so many imps roaming around the dorms... I also think Dewdles and Drizzle are territorial so..."
"Somehow I'm not surprised."
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ruinme-please · 3 months
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The Offering smooch
Ritual: Hamburg 7.12.2023
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jazz-bazz · 5 months
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i keep forgetting that i want to post this since july skdjfdkfjf
have some dew taking off his jacket at the end of con clavi from my ritual in hamburg peeps
i just love seeing the background stuff no idea why… also hes so tiny 😆
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midnightsunnyday · 1 year
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Asmodeus's (very short) Dilemma
Mammon: Asmo. Asmo. Hey, Asmo.
Asmodeus: huh?
Mammon: you've been staring down into your coffee all morning.
Asmodeus: really? Hmmm.
Mammon, older sibling mode activated: ok, what's wrong? Tell your big bro all about it.
Asmodeus: oh, Mammon, what should I do? I'm the Avatar of Lust. People are suppose to be infatuated with me, not the other way around!
Mammon: uh...say what now?
Asmodeus: I thought I could deal with it, you know? But I can't stand it! I won't stand it! Why am I just the friend? I'm everything that anyone could ever want. My looks. My figure. My inviting personality. Yet I'm relegated to the side like...like...last seasons Bath and Body candles!
Lucifer: Asmo, it's seven in the morning. Please cease with your insistent whining.
Asmodeus: but I'm saaaaad. 
Lucifer: *sighs*
Belphegor: so that's who sounds like a dying cat.
Satan: couldn't you have chosen a different comparison? Now I'm sad.
Beelzebub: what's wrong, Asmo? Did the Ducci store run out of spider silk sweaters?
Asmodeus: no, it's even worse. I think....I think...I think I might be in love.
Leviathan: with someone else?
Asmodeus: yes!
Mammon: did ya look in the mirror today?
Asmodeus: I did. Even at my saddest, I'm still gorgeous.
Lucifer: did you take your ritual morning selfie?
Asmodeus: uh-huh. And it's just as amazing as the last one.
Beelzebub: ...want me to slap you? 
Asmodeus: what?
Beelzebub: the quickest way to get over someone is to have someone slap you. It brings you back to your senses. At least that's what they do on TV.
Belphegor: Beel, for the last time, those are actors. They're suppose to be dramatic. Asmo, on the other hand...
Asmodeus: and ruin my perfect cheeks? Absolutely not!
Lucifer: this is ridiculous. Asmo, there's nothing wrong with the way you feel. The fact that you're even feeling it means you've matured. Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day. 
Asmodeus: I'm losing my touch.
Beelzebub: well, you know what they say, to get over someone you gotta get on top of someone else.
Satan: how do you...do you even know what that means, Beel?
Beelzebub: getting on top of someone else...like a bun, right? A hamburger bun...
Belphegor: and we lost him.
Asmodeus: no, Beel is right. I think. How could I've been so silly? Here I am crying when I should just be honest with myself and go after what I want. Naturally, of course.
MC: hey guys. What's going--
Asmodeus: MC, I love you. Go out with me.
MC: hmmm, ok.
Everyone: WHAT?
Asmodeus: yay!
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