I need these freaks to be behave for like 5 minutes
( ref image from the re-animator musical below ) !! also ty to @/saffhaven for letting me use it's hank design u_u he's so fun to draw !!
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Hey babe Hank 💖 its your boyfriend Paco 🕺 I'm soooo bored atm 🔥 and I want you ✨️ to meet me at the gym 💪 i beg be quick 💨 i'm waiting you there 💦
Is this a sext or just regular paco communication? || Accepting weird paco texts anyway
Hank had to double check just to make sure that this wasn't sent in the group text... again. He breathed a sigh of relif when this was in fact a private message. He wished talking to Paco didn't involve so many emojis but he had a feeling that Paco really apperciated the emojis.
"Hello Paco 😉it's so nice to hear👂 from my boyfriend! 🕺💖I would love 😍 to meet you at the gym🦾🏋️♂️ Can you please 🥺let me know what I should wear 👕🩳👟 and I'll meet you there as fast 🏃♂️💨as I can 💏"
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oh my god....... hank banging out the tunes........
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HEAVING sigh like he has rent to pay
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❛ you can’t do this for me. i won’t let you. ❜
From Hank
“Hank sit your ass down or I’ll hand it right back to you. Man you broody hero types are all the same. It’s just dinner I don’t mind getting it. You can barely move that arm you’re in so much pain go lay down I’ll be back later.” Thomas sighed. Did he have to be so soft for this dumbass who couldn’t accept help? He looked over at Hank who was attempting to sit up again. Thomas walked over and gently pushed him back down. “Alright I’ll be back in half an hour,” Thomas looked outside. “Actually maybe an hour this is fucking Gotham.”
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Fallout show season 2 spoilers
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omen's most notable guy of the year as voted by like 3 people
t;his fucking thing
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Helloo👅… my name is💘 Paco 👄 I'm soo 😈 pent up 😙 🍑 and I just want 😘 you to play💕 im right here ❤️pls be 💕fastt👅 im 👅waitingg🔥 kisses 🍓
Text my muses || Accepting
Anyone who was normal would have found this text from Paco to be weird or cringe or even that Paco's phone had been hacked but as the resident Paco interpreter Hank was able to pick up exactly on what Paco wanted from him. Hank fired back a response.
“Hello 🥵I can make 🥵my way 🏃♂️ 💨 to your bedroom 🛌 and I’ll be able to 👅 🍆 look after you 🥵💦 and make 👅💖 sure that ✨ you’re feeling 💕refreshed 😩 and ready 👨❤️💋👨 for your day ☀️ I’m so eager 🤩 to be of service 🍑 🍆 to you 😎 I’ll be there 🛌 in less than five ⏰ minutes ❤️🔥 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵”
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In a new direction / so how will i know / i´ve gone too far?
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