#hatchet 2006

[fanofspooky]

Horror movies of 2006

#horror #horror movies #horror movie #movie #movies #gifs #gif #horror gif #horror gifs #my gif post #my gif #my gifs #horror movie gifs #horror movie gif #00s horror #2000s horror #the texas chainsaw massacre the beginning #final destination 3 #saw iii #saw 3 #silent hill 2006 #hatchet 2006 #the wicker man 2006 #behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon #the host 2006 #slither 2006 #the hills have eyes 2006 #the hills have eyes #the Texas Chainsaw Massacre #the wicker man

[ceteradesunt]

Hatchet (2006) dir. Adam Green

#hatchet #adam green #kane hodder #tamara feldman #joel david moore #robert englund #tony todd #deon richmond #thomas crowley #00s horror #2000s horror #horroredit #classichorrorblog #horror comedy #horror movies #horrordaily #hatchet 2006 #caps #screencaps #my caps

[briarrosefromthedead]

Hatchet (2006) dir. Adam Green

#hatchet #horroredit #filmedit #mercedes mcnab #joleigh fioreavanti #adam green #horror #hatchet 2006 #mygifs

[captain-melloartblog]

Day 13: Victor Crowley

Art belongs to me aka @captain-melloartblog

#my art #hatchet 2006 #hatchet victor crowley #Victor Crowley fanart #hatchet 2006 fanart #slasher fanart #slasher fandom

[lzrdprsn]

Post-911 horror film soundtracks to fuck to

#house of wax 2005 #hatchet 2006

[evmorfi-a]

فيلم Hatchet 2006 مترجم HD اون لاين

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#2006 #Hatchet #Hatchet 2006 #Hatchet 2006 كامل #Hatchet 2006 مترجم #اون #فيلم #فيلم Hatchet 2006 #فيلم Hatchet 2006 مترجم #لاين #مترجم

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: When a group of tourists in a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare.

The mod hasn’t seen this movie, but thinks that the experience will be forever tainted for her because every time she sees Joel David Moore, she thinks of Katy Perry’s music video for ‘Waking Up in Vegas’. Or the movie Dodgeball.

#hatchet (2006) #slasher #2000s #united states #north american movie #horror #movies #poll #more than 50% havent heard

[fanofspooky]

Horror sub genres #2

Splatter:

Freddy vs. Jason - Saw

Terrifier - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Hatchet - Evil Dead

#horror #horror movies #horror movie #movie #movies #gifs #gif #horror gif #horror gifs #my gif post #my gif #my gifs #horror movie gif #horror movie gifs #splatter horror #freddy vs jason #saw 2004 #terrifier #art the clown #the Texas chainsaw massacre #the texas chainsaw massacre 1974 #evil dead #evil dead 2013 #freddy krueger #jason voorhees #friday the 13th #a nightmare on elm street #Amanda young #hatchet 2006 #horror edit

[gravecinema]

Grave Reacts: Hatchet (2006) - 05/30/2023

In this video, my roommate will be reacting to her first time watch of Hatchet from 2006. This was a Patron subscriber pick, and this one got her really good!

#youtube #grave cinema #grave reacts #hatchet #reaction video #review #critique #horror #slasher #kane hodder #2006

[jasonsutekh]

Hatchet 1 (2006), 2 (2010), 3 (2013), and 4: Victor Crowley (2017)

A deformed man ghost stalks a swamp killing anyone who enters and people keep going there.

 A key part of what’s effective in this horror franchise is that the gore looks high quality even though much of it can be done relatively cheaply. There’s some good variety in the kills and they’re all kept entertainingly brutal. The location gets a lot of use, mainly because it’s effective and remote and the references to classic horror help.

 Much of the horror is the cheap kind which can be reproduced with limited resources and doesn’t aim to be more than basic bloody consumption. As such the explanations and character motivations are frequently vague or make little sense. The films are also highly repetitions since it’s the same basic plot for each with just some little differences in victims.

 The franchise openly relies more on comedy as the films progress which is useful in its way because it allows for meta-textual references, however the comedy doesn’t appear to interfere with the scares or kills which is crucial as it’d have made the main horror aspects of the movies unwatchable if they had, except in very small ways.

 Even though a great deal of the overacting is for the purpose of humour, it still leaves a lot of irritating characters and they’re annoying to the point where even seeing them horrifically killed feels too merciful. Having a deformed unkillable slasher villain in an isolated wetland area feels very familiar, the main feeling is that the makers wanted to make a Friday the 13th film without getting into the rights mess, although the villain is notably less iconic.

 Hatchet: 3/10 -This one’s bad but it’s got some good in it, just there-

 Hatchet 2: 3/10 -This one’s bad but it’s got some good in it, just there-

 Hatchet 3: 3/10 -This one’s bad but it’s got some good in it, just there-

 Victor Crowley: 3/10 -This one’s bad but it’s got some good in it, just there-

 -A hatchet is a small axe with a single blade, however in many cases Crowley uses a two-sides axe which doesn’t qualify, this includes some promotional posters.

-Spoilers were prevented for some installments by having fake scripts circulated with cast and crew only knowing select scenes at any one time.

-The face on one of the victim’s t-shirts in the first film is seen on the wall of the cell in the third film and is poorly copied for a shirt in the fourth.

#Film #Review #Hatchet #Hatchet 2 #Hatchet 3 #Hatchet 4 #Victor Crowley #Hatchet 4 Victor Crowley #Horror #Slasher #2006 #2010 #2013 #2017 #JasonSutekh

[captain-melloartblog]

Bianca hanging out with her horrors buddies

(Victor Crowley from Hatchet and 1986 Critters)

Art and Oc belongs to me aka @captain-melloartblog

#my art #my oc #slasher oc #hatchet 2006 #hatchet Victor Crowley #victor crowley #1986 critters #critters 1986 #horror oc

[lady-byleth]

So Israel, in its absolutely ludicrous arrogance, has now managed to:

Get Pakistan and Iran, who attack each other, to somehow...burying the hatchet cuz FUCK ISRAEL I guess??

Piss off the Houthis

Bring in the West and piss off the whole of Yemen MORE

Piss off the Yemeni so much the various government parties and civilians ALSO bury the hatchet cuz FUCK ISRAEL

Bomb Libanon

Piss off Hezbollah

Get Hezbollah chomping at the bit for any excuse to reenact 2006 because FUCK ISRAEL

Teach the world through research into Hezbollah that Israel LOVES the human shields excuse (its your choice to kill them anyway, habibi)

Bomb Syria

Bring in the Iraqi resistance that promptly attacks Haifa and disables the airport because FUCK ISRAEL

Piss off the Saudis who block the airspace to anyone trying to deliver weaponry

Piss off every goddamn civilian in the area because FUCK ISRAEL is apparently a very common sentiment

Give Hamas TONS of good press through dozens of easily seen through lies

Raise support for Palestine MORE through said lies

Turn the whole civilian world against them

Fuck up their own economy

Divide the Jewish into two distinct factions like never before

Expose the corruption and depravity in the world governments for all to see

Make people aware of media bias against Arabic and North African people

Put Islam into a favorable light for the first time in decades because the world actually learns about it now despite Hollywood's best efforts

Improve everyone's legal knowledge cuz we're all following the court proceedings

Improve everyone's understanding of how to get reliable information and spot propaganda

Educate the world about Apartheid

Educate the world about Nelson Mandela specifically

Boost Palestinian solidarity AGAIN because even Nelson Mandela said FUCK ISRAEL

Make FUCK ISRAEL the most common stance on them

Improve understanding of Antisemitism through constantly using it as a defense and annoying people into not being antisemitic in the first place (from what I've seen anyway)

Humiliate Germany on a global level (which I am quite pleased with as a German)

Unite and mobilise people like never before

And all that by being so fucking shitty at military, human rights and PR that no one can deny it unless they're literally doing it on purpose

I don't remember the world ever agreeing so wholeheartedly on something as they agree on FUCK ISRAEL and, more importantly,

From the River to the Sea Palestine will be Free

#free gaza #free palestine #save palestine #save gaza #israel is a terrorist state

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

Omg, I haven't read James Allen's biography and probably won't, but how the hell he can write sth cruel like that. Can't he get sued for false info or somtheing

The book was published in 2006, without the blessing of the Schumachers, and with quotes coming from people who were around at the time but not close to Michael - like Webber - plus a bunch of cut and paste stuff from various interviews and articles. Webber recounted the time Schumi sought him out after his maiden race to congratulate him on getting points (only ten or so cars finished the race so he'd have been hard pressed not to get any) and, at the time, he felt delighted and honoured to have been singled out for praise by the great man himself. Then he told James Allen that it was just a cynical photo opportunity because there were cameras everywhere. I mean, wtf?!? This is Michael Schumacher we're talking about; the cameras followed him everywhere, regardless of what he was doing. I thought that was a pretty nasty attitude from Webber and I lost a great deal of respect for him when I read that.

This is why I won't buy unauthorised biographies anymore; they're just hatchet jobs by gutter press journalists who don't give a damn about their subject but know they can make a quick buck by writing about them. I'd love to read a biography about Lando Norris but the only one so far was churned out by a crappy little sports reporter - I'm loathe to call him a journalist - from The Sun (lowest of the low in terms of the UK gutter press) and I don't even want to read what he has to say about the man, let alone pay the price of the book to do so.

If you'd like to read a biography of Schumacher, I recommend the ones by Christopher Hilton or Pino Allievi (the latter is an absolutely gorgeous coffee table book).

#Michael Schumacher #Lando Norris #Christopher Hilton #Pino Allievi

[e2019]

music 03/04/24 - 03/08/24

The Cranberries — No Need to Argue (1994), To the Faithful Departed (1996), Bury the Hatchet (1999), Wake Up and Smell the Coffee (2001)

for some reason, i had assumed that their debut album was the only one worth listening to (altho i knew that "Zombie" is one of their biggest hits). i was, of course, sorely mistaken. i still need to finish listening to the rest of their discography, but if what i've heard so far is any indication, their sound and the quality of their music is very consistent. i really liked Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?, so of course i liked all of this as well.

idk if i just need to do a few more listens to become more familiar with their entire body of work, but apparently No Need to Argue is their best-selling album—i don't see it, the 2 that stand out to me most are Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We? and To the Faithful Departed. the former is their best imo and is the most characteristic of the band's identity. the latter shows that they have some versatility. in particular, the track "Salvation" really surprised me. it's shockingly noisy, punk, and energetic... for a Cranberries song, that is. different album, but "Zombie" is an outlier as well (it's grunge supposedly, no wonder why i don't care for it, idk why it's such a hit aside from the political messaging).

Cocteau Twins — Four-Calendar Café (1993)

good but not as good as Heaven or Las Vegas, probably

Polvo — Cor-Crane Secret (1992), Celebrate the New Dark Age (1994), S/T (1995), Exploded Drawing (1996), Shapes (1997), In Prism (2009), Siberia (2013)

i loved all of this a lot. my top 3 Polvo projects are Today's Active Lifestyles, Celebrate the New Dark Age, and Exploded Drawing, in that order. idk why it took me so long to listen to the rest of their discography considering how much i enjoyed Today's Active Lifestyles. easily a top favorite band for me. technical noise rock with an ethnic swing, need i say more?

The Cure — Faith (1981), The Head on the Door (1985)

these were the last 2 Cure albums i had yet to listen to. actually i think i'd listened to The Head on the Door before but idr. Faith is considered to be one of The Cure's best albums, but idk why, i didn't think much of it. same for The Head on the Door, except for "In Between Days", which is an awesome song. since it's the intro, you may as well just listen that first track then turn it off.

Lifelover — Pulver (2006), Erotik (2007), Konkurs (2008), Sjukdom (2011), Dekadens (2009)

in the past i've tried and failed several times to get into Lifelover. i was never ready for it because i didn't know anything about metal or how to listen to it. this time it finally clicked for me. i read that the idea behind this band is that it's "accessible" black metal because it incorporates melodic pop-like elements. i must confess i am a normie, and so i like their earlier projects better than their later ones because they seemed to get less pop/more metal over time. Pulver is by far my favorite, i loved it. i really like the vocalist (name: Kim Carlsson, i think), the way he screams and moans so emotionally it's almost erotic (or should i say... erotik...) and it makes me blush. it sounds like he's in pain, no wonder it's called dsbm.

i also read that some people are annoyed by the songwriting/structure of their songs. i can see that. sometimes it kinda seems like the band is just slapping together a bunch of disjointed musical movements at random. like they combined snippets from 5 different songs into one franken-song. this is how i used to feel when i listened to math rock before my brain had developed enough to appreciate it.

Cherubs — Heroin Man (1994)

i had big expectations going into this one because i read a bunch of reviews where people spoke very passionately and with such drama about how ear-splittingly intense and heavy and grating this album is. people were really acting like this is so noisy you can only stand to listen to it once in your life and never again. well i was a little disappointed on that front because to me this was very easy to listen to, not at all challenging, not too harsh or abrasive. nonetheless i liked it a lot. the only thing i disliked is the singer's voice, sometimes it's alright but mostly it's so fucking annoying.

and i read that it's some kind of sludge or sludge-adjacent genre. to me it was more like punk—especially in the lyricism, for the most part i couldn't really understand what the vocalist was saying, but it was still clearly apparent that the songwriting was very simplistic and juvenile, for example much of it is just repeating/screaming the song title over and over... not that it makes a difference to me because i like both kinds of music. but yeah.

Television — Marquee Moon (1977)

so like 10yrs ago i knew someone on a forum whose username was Marquee Moony. i never even thought to think about what it might mean, but it always sounded kind of funny to me. i guess it was a reference to this album. i wish it hadn't taken me so long to discover this album, but it's ok because i know i wouldn't have been able to appreciate it back then. it kinda reminds me of The Velvet Underground or The Beatles in that it's pretty normal by today's standards but is very experimental, noisy, and impressively progressive for the 90s.

Rodan — Rusty (1994)

i feel very lucky to have found this from a random spotify recommendation. i only listened once so far so i need to listen at least a million more times, but i really liked it. idk what happened exactly but i think this band only ever released 1 album because all the band members died so i'm kind of scared i just inherited some kind of curse.