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[hazyla]

Oh boy I finally listened to tmagp ep 14 and I too forgot about the hole. my biggest takeaways are,”cool, snakes” and “😢”. This person’s dad being the focus of an episode is going on my bingo card based on when I listened to TMA and decided sturdy lock probably wasn’t that important AND THEN HIS SON HAS A STATEMENT A HUNDRED EPISODES LATER

#haz text #the magnus protocol #Sturdy lock gave me nightmares #I felt not safe at night #So did the one with the blanket monster #Motherfuckers…. #tmagp #t #tmagp ep 14

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY HUSBAND IS A HAZMAT FIELD MANAGER AND THIS IS A NICK NAME FOR HIM AT WORK. DMV: CAT=PUSSY Verdict: ACCEPTED

#California license plate with text HAZ CAT #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[redysetdare]

I wish the denmark joke has stayed dead. it is literally the most unfunny asexual joke we got.

#text #it was only funny at it's first conception of “there is the same percentage of ace people as there are people in denmark” #because in general hearing that of itself IS funny #but once it turned into “let's invade” and shit it became very much less funny #idk i don't find the idea of “Asexual army” or invading a real life country to be that funny? #like this joke died for a reason and now ppl brought up back and it's just....it's never been THAT funny guys #ik some ppl have brought up the problematic idea it tends to represent and like idk im not super well versed on that argument #but even then if it's true that there is no problematic element it is still not as funny as people think it is #it's kinda annoying #yes this is because someone turned my actual funny aromantic post into a shitty half-baked aces invade denmark post #they got blocked because they also had haz/bin hotel icon and i was feeling extra mean #anyways denmark jokes are stupid and probably the sure fire way for me to just dislike you and block u at this rate #signed an ace who has been here too long and is sick and tired of this shit

[haredjarris]

⚠️THIS IS LITERALLY SO FAKE I WANT YOU TO KNOW ITS FAKE IM NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE ANYONE ITS REAL I AM NOT TRYING TO TRICK ANYONE⚠️

⚠️THIS IS LITERALLY SO FAKE I WANT YOU TO KNOW ITS FAKE IM NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE ANYONE ITS REAL I AM NOT TRYING TO TRICK ANYONE⚠️

the pose and the sunglasses just scream traumatised detached tiktokker to me so obviously i had to make this

#jared harris #jaz haz #the harris family drama #parasocial / #loud text / #caps / #religion /

[lotrmusical]

a. e. housman, 'he would not stay for me, and who can wonder'

#me getting ready to post this: oh haz is going to be in agonies over this one #this is badly edited because i made it on my phone at midnight but i had to get it out of my brain immediately #lotr #samfrodo #a e housman #ive decided im entering a new era in which i post all the samfrodo poems that live in my head and torment me unceasingly. so watch out #gay belligerence #described in alt text #lotr anthology

[d0llh0use-of-h0rr0rz]

"You can't hc that character az gay/lesbian, they canonically dated the opposite gender!" Kys <3

#not every knowz that they're gay immediately and it takez folkz some time b4 they can figure it out #and ppl can change how they identify over time #u wouldn't go up 2 a lesbian and tell her she HAZ 2 identify az bi just bc she had a boyfriend in high school #i get not wanting bi erasure #but if they've never been canonically stated either in the text or by word ov god 2 b bi/mspec then itz free game bro #scream.txt

[darkimpetus]

continuing through the KH series with three veterans of the series and one completely new guy who is going into everything blind, yesterday the new guy thought that larxene was an older namine based on the cutscene where she threatens to crush namine's charm. which is a VERY funny thing to confuse and did not cross the rest of our minds as a possible misunderstanding

cue all three of us in call being like "no no no no no. she's gaslighting sora and it's working on you too." we cannot wait to see what happens when the new guy has to grapple with the difference between roxas and ventus

oh and we also have the perfect screenshot because i have never played re:com before (i played com when i was a kid) and so we had to scramble for it

#cy.txt #i should perhaps make a tag just to liveblog this playthrough #so i can go back and look at it later like :) #but ehhh we'll see i don't post text posts on tumblr all that often #or in general. anyway in personal news i am more than halfway done with part of my kh quadratum au #where the newer residents from 'the other side' (kh universe) must play the reaper's game to earn a place there #alongside normal reaper's game participants #forcing player and ephemer to do joshua's version of the game where they have to give up entry fees ( :) ) #they end up as reapers because there's a built in social net there. and also because i'm rotating reaper strelitzia in my brain #so they stick with her. #later fic will be forcing eraqus xehanort and baldr to do haz's team focused version of the game that is a stalemate #because the chunk of time before the plot of neo twewy is happening in the bg #anyway. do you see my vision. i'm feeling insane #replaying the games

[otter-byte]

not to be "that guy" but holy fuck I refuse to use literally any program with proprietary file types again. Basically the only thing that was left in my workflow that wasn't markdown/json based was powerpoint but I finally learned how to use obsidian slides and fuck it's good. If I can't interact with a programs files purely through the terminal if required, I don't want to use it.

#lmao shut up haz #obsidian is my life now. I've managed to replace onenote. docs and powerpoint with obsidian. it's fucking great oh my god #terminal apps forever baybee!!! mice are for fucking cowards #that being said I love working in full featured text editors over something like vim. I like the separation between intellij/vscode/obsidia

[dont-ask-spade-queen]

I'd like to see Ralsei :D (yes i'm one of those people who actually read the tags)

wish granted.

too bad you probably left years ago.

sorry.

-MH

#mun haz #mun speaks #text post

[trans-xianxian]

today my sister was telling me about how much of a dick our brother was being to her about funeral stuff for our mom and fr I'm about to enter my jiang cheng era

#time to commit fratricide! #she's been planning this whole thing taking care of Everybody being in charge of everything #even before mom died and when she was just in the hospital she was handling it all #and this dickhead who has been fuck knows where for the past 7 years haz the AUDACITY #to be mean to her and call her names and shit and act like she's not doing enough 'for the family' like fuck you dude #anybody who is mean to my sister has to die! #I'd kill him when I see him at the funeral but I'll hold back for mom #but after that its on sight #ghost posts #text

[hazyla]

I cannot stop thinking about what if blackquill was the prosecutor when phoenix cross examined a god damn parrot

#Ace attorney #phoenix wright #simon blackquill #that one parrot in that ace attorney case #Haz text

[pureposer]

Difficult Person Test

Stolen from: @strawberry-barista

Tagging: Steal it!

"Well that's a falsehood. I'm an easy Being to get along with, it's just everyone else refuses to understand that."

#used small text as I wanted to emphasize the ic reaction #but all it says is that I stole it from kohi and I want you to steal it :) #anyway shut your face haz #the test don't lie!! #just thought adding his reaction would be funny #dash games

[redysetdare]

never assume any of my posts are about Haz/bin hotel. I refuse to have anything of mine associated with that shit show. The ship discourse has been around way before it was even a thought and aroace and aroace coded characters have existed before it and will exist after it. This isn't new. this isn't a haz/bin exclusive problem. Do not assume that everyone who is in this conversation is talking about that show.

#text #im tired by how many people reply to my posts assuming that it's about haz/bin hotel or ala/stor #like you guys realize aroace characters exist outside of that shitty show right??? that ala/stor isn't the end all be all of rep #hell he's not even GOOD rep bro is literally walking cultural appropriation BUT YKNOW #it's like y'all took over the aroace tags and now assume everything in those tags is haz/bin hotel related #it's not #and i hate you #no reblogs because Im not about to start fights but jfc #im just sick of seeing in my tags “this is about haz/bin hotel” fucking no it isn't get that shit away

[chaoticmannamedoliver]

Its @monggay >:D

#@chaotic man named oliver #writings #i write stuff #text editor #send love to em! monggay is neat heheheh #i haz editor now #memes #shitpost

[wri0thesley]

All that talk of monsterfucking earlier, and I couldn’t help but notice that Foul Legacy Childe wasn’t included.

dfbjnkfgn foul legacy childe isn't my enemy. he's my friend..... and yes. you're right. he's extremely fuckable

#nat.txt #not sfw text #genshin impact posting #anyway when i first saw him i was like Haz and they were like #nat. whats wrong with you #nothing! im normal! #hes fuckable!

[otter-byte]

Oo okay so, yeah these book covers are fucking boring but there's probably a reason they all look the same

Source

If you go into the romance section of your local library you're almost certainly going to see a big wall of books that are very similar, usually a black/red spine, and the cover will usually have an image styled after classic romantic oil paintings. This (usually) isn't laziness, it's just such a well established trope of the genre that romance readers started to expect it, and in the pre internet days it made finding romance novels easier. I'd hazard a guess that these pastel corporate canva art covers have become a trope for romance books that millennials and gen z are engaging with (most likely due to this style being easy to make and use on sites like Wattpad and being cheap to commission for self/small publishers, in addition to the usual style being considered cringe [see the ticktoks caption]) and now everyone just does it because people kinda expect it.

Go into your local library and you can start to pick up on these cover tropes for most genres. It's a shame that the style kinda sucks ass but I assure you it's not entirely indicative of the writing.

#lmao shut up haz #anyway i worked in a library for like a year trust me this isn't the first cringe design trend to go around #see also books with a stock photo and thick coloured text in a cursive front on top. #i have sources to cite but I'm on mobile so i cbf